Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 384 The Vanguard
"Daddy, the [-] army you are talking about is actually a group of chickens, ducks and geese? Huh, big liar..." Xiao Doudou, who was riding a horse, pouted, his face was full of disappointment and complaints, and his expression was full of unhappiness. .

"No, no, [-]? More than [-]? Preliminary expectation is to have a million. My precious daughter is the commander-in-chief, and a million is worthy of it." Li Yuanying joked.

"You, you... Humph, I'm quitting, who brought chickens, ducks and geese to fight? It's embarrassing." Xiao Doudou turned around and wanted to leave.

Li Yuanying hurriedly stopped her, and persuaded her: "Girl, you learned the art of war from the Duke of Wei. Don't you know yourself, know your enemy, and win every battle? Our opponent is an army of locusts, which are densely packed and cover the sky. How can ordinary soldiers and horses deal with it? Geese can feed on locusts, so they are definitely the best soldiers. Besides, don’t you want to take revenge? Didn’t the locusts say they want to go back and move soldiers? Don’t blame daddy if you lose.”

After a moment of silence, Xiao Doudou finally pressed the entanglement in his heart, and said tentatively: "Then, then you are not allowed to laugh at me."

"No, no, who dares to laugh? Which of you would dare?" asked the guard next to Li Yuanying.

"Don't dare to dare, the little princess's supernatural power descends from the sky, and she can control beasts against the enemy. It's too late for us to admire..."

"Yes, we are all envious! Leading an army of millions to destroy locusts is awesome!"

……

Talking all over the place, finally saying nothing wrong, Xiao Doudou smiled happily, nodded in satisfaction and asked: "Daddy, then I really want to give orders?"

"Of course, even your father and I listen to you, including your fourth uncle and Uncle Tie. Everyone listens to you. As long as you can win, your second uncle will have a special reward."

"Hehe, of course we must win!" Xiao Doudou patted his chest confidently and said, cleared his throat, and said seriously, "There is a saying that soldiers and horses go first before the food and grass are mobilized. Today, we will order generals first. When the food and grass are in place, we will set off!"

Here……

Everyone was dumbfounded, and they all looked at the commander who gave the order. His posture was similar to that of Wei Guogong, so it can be seen that he got the true biography, but this order... Are you sure you are not joking?

Yuwen Chengdu asked Li Yuanying in a low voice: "Wulang, are you sure that this level can lead us to win this battle? Why don't we invite Duke Wei to come with us?"

"You are not allowed to whisper, whoever has an opinion can raise it, and I will give you a quarter of an hour. If it is too late, the army will follow the order as soon as it moves, and the order is prohibited..."

Before Xiao Doudou finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Yuanba raising his hand, "Report, Commander, we are leading chickens, ducks and geese to fight locusts this time, and we will eat the enemy, so we don't need to bring food and grass."

"Just feed on the enemy? Do the locusts store food?" Xiao Doudou was taken aback for a moment.

Li Yuanying reminded in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense, locusts are the best food, chickens, ducks and geese eat them. We take them to eat meat, we don't need to bring food."

Suddenly, Xiao Doudou realized that he had been negligent. He only remembered to take revenge by trampling on locusts, and he forgot that chickens, ducks and geese eat locusts.

Embarrassed for a while, I cleared my throat again, held a golden hammer and held it high, "Let's go!"

Well, without further ado, a group of 5000 people marched out of the west gate of Chang'an City guarding chickens and ducks along the way.

Because soldiers and horses are all chickens, ducks and geese, they are not suitable for riding beasts. Horses are the closest to people and are one of the six domestic animals. As long as they don't run too fast, chickens, ducks and geese will not be afraid of being frightened.

"It's weird, so many chickens, ducks and geese, it makes my scalp tingle. At first I doubted whether these could be used as soldiers and horses marching, but now I see, hehe, they are more obedient than our real soldiers. How do you do it? Arrived?" Yu Wencheng asked very curiously.

Xiao Doudou was puzzled and said, "Just tell them clearly, they are all very good."

... I, I probably shouldn't ask, isn't this uncomfortable?
Inside the palace, Li Er was at the center to dispatch. Just the chickens, ducks and geese in Chang'an City were far from enough, so Wei Guogong Li Jing was always on standby, waiting for the next batch of 'soldiers and horses' to gather before escorting them to the front line.Because no one else knows how to guard beasts except for Xiaodoudou, so the chickens, ducks and geese will be transported directly by chariots and horses.

In King Qin's Tavern, Princess Cui Mingyue was full of worry, and the Sixth Princess Zheng Liwan next to her comforted her and said, "Don't worry, Eldest Sister, Husband will follow, and you will be protected by the imperial beast around you, so you will be fine."

Cui Mingyue frowned tightly: "I'm not worried about my husband and children, I'm worried, just let the girl go out with [-] chickens and ducks, what if I get into trouble again? You know, chickens, ducks and geese not only eat insects, but also If you can eat food, if you can't restrain yourself..."

ah? ...Should, probably not!Zheng Liwan was speechless for a while, thinking of the little princess's ability to cause trouble, hey, a sense of powerlessness hits her, it can't be overestimated.

A day later, the scouts sent out first returned, and the locust army to the west was only three hundred miles away from Chang'an.

So fast!Three hundred miles is just the distance the locust plague travels in a day.

Li Yuanying frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Let's camp here, we'll wait here for the locusts to arrive."

"Daddy, if we had known about this, we might as well not have come out. What an army of chickens, ducks and geese, they only travel thirty miles a day. When we encounter locusts, we probably won't be able to catch up..." Xiao Doudou's face was full complain.

Li Yuanba rubbed his niece's head and comforted him, "Silly girl, it's not easy to deal with the enemy in Chang'an City! Besides, the legs and feet of chickens, ducks, geese are weak, and they can't continue marching for a day, otherwise they won't be able to hold on."

Yuwen Chengdu continued: "According to the calculation of the distance, when the army of locusts arrives one day later, it is the time when they are exhausted and land on the ground to prey. It is just time to wait for work and give them a head-on blow."

"Then hurry up, throw out all the chickens, ducks and geese, and wait for the work to be full so that we can fight!" Xiao Doudou's face slowly filled with excitement.

"Wait a minute, absolutely not!" Li Yuanying hurriedly stopped him, and at the same time issued an order: "General Ma Sanbao, issue a strict order to set up camp on the spot, trap chickens, ducks and geese, and do not allow them to go out to hunt except for the locusts in the camp."

"Why, Daddy?" Xiao Doudou still hadn't figured it out, leading locusts was different from leading troops to kill the enemy.

Ma Sanbao reminded with a smile: "Commander, the underdogs will win! Our chickens, ducks, and geese are used to eat locusts, and we will be able to fight the enemy tomorrow, so from now on, the more hungry the chickens, ducks, and geese are, the more we will see the locusts tomorrow." Just eat more."

"Oh...so that's the case, but, if they are starving, won't chickens, ducks and geese eat the grain in the field?" Xiao Doudou frowned.

"Doudou, if it were you, if there were meat and vegetables in front of you, would you eat rice?" Yu Wencheng asked jokingly.

"Yes! I really like rainbow fried rice."

...well, I shouldn't have asked!Anyway, you're right to listen to me.

(End of this chapter)