Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 385
Resting in place for a full day, until the next evening, seeing the sun was about to set, Xiao Doudou got a little impatient.

"Daddy, didn't you agree to fight today? Why didn't you even see a locust leg?"

"Hehe, don't be impatient, you are the commander in chief!"

With a big roll of his eyes, Xiao Doudou complained: "I'm not in a hurry, but if I don't eat, our army of chickens, ducks and geese will die. They've been buzzing around my ears all day, and they're going to annoy me soon." Dead, can't you all hear?"

Everyone shook their heads, yes, we couldn't hear you.

Little Doudou: ...

Li Yuanying said embarrassingly: "I can only hear their cries getting lower and weaker, it's just that they are so hungry that they have no strength."

"Even if tens of thousands of chickens, ducks and geese are all starved to the ground, and only three or five are screaming non-stop, then I can't stand it. If you don't believe me, try it? Do you want me to be your interpreter?" Xiao Doudou complained loudly.

"Translation? Hahahaha, it's interesting, it's so interesting, Doudou, please translate what they are shouting? I hear it's all quack, quack, quack, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, there's no difference." Yu Wencheng couldn't wait to rub his hands and urged road.

Brothers Li Yuanying and Li Yuanba hurriedly took a step back to distance themselves from this guy.

"Help, I'm starving to death... What did you agree to take us out to eat meat? Liars, they are all liars, why don't we go back? Anyway, we spread our wings and can run from the sky..."

"Wings? You guys are really shameless, you can fly, but we can't fly..."

"Is there any water source nearby? Let's all jump into the water to escape? Maybe there are fish in the water to eat..."

……

For a moment, laughter came from the tent, Xiao Doudou learned so well, it was so interesting.

"It's over, it's getting dark, it seems that today is really a waste of time..." Feeling the dimming of the light, Xiao Doudou said dejectedly.

"How can it be dark? What time is it now? It's still an hour before dark." Li Yuanying retorted.

Xiao Doudou got up bored, walked out of the tent, and argued: "The sun is already setting, if you don't believe me, come out, come out... come out, come out, it's going to rain, and a cloud of dark clouds is coming..."

Hearing the child's eager cry, everyone rushed out, thinking that this place, in the wilderness, has a hundred thousand chickens, ducks and geese with it?If there is heavy rain or something, it will be over. People and horses are fine, but chickens, ducks and geese can't stand it.

That is……

That doesn't seem like a dark cloud, does it?

The corners of Li Yuanying's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "It's really not a dark cloud! It's locusts, and the black ones are all locusts! The army of locusts that can block the sun, everyone, take your positions and prepare to fight. Go around, it's up to you, but Will you step forward to boost morale?"

Xiao DouDou regained his energy after a while, nodded his head with full fighting spirit, and shouted excitedly: "Look at me, Daddy."

With a whistle, he summoned his little black horse, galloped the horse, and rushed towards the direction of the [-] chickens, ducks and geese under him, and then began to learn how to mobilize before the battle.Although no one can understand the humming, but the serious and passionate atmosphere, not to mention, from a distance, it really has a bit of the authenticity of Wei Guogong, but I don’t know that this group of chickens, ducks and geese can understand it. No?Li Yuanba couldn't help laughing.

The locusts came very quickly. The dark clouds that were still in the distance just now were almost overhead in a blink of an eye, and the pressure on people was getting bigger and bigger. If it was intensive phobia, they might have passed out.

"It's weird, this group of locusts seems a little abnormal!" Li Yuanying looked at the dark clouds in the sky in confusion.

"Goro, what's wrong?" Li Yuanba asked.

"Fourth brother, locusts are not good at flying for a long time. They usually fly for a short period of time before landing on the ground to hunt and rest. That's why there is an old saying that when locusts cross the border, no grass will grow. But the group of locusts in front of them stopped just like that, something is wrong!"

Yu Wencheng smiled and said: "Have you forgotten? Maybe this is the group of locusts who had an appointment with Dou Dou in Chang'an City before. Seeing that we have organized a large army, maybe they are mobilizing in the sky before the battle."

Um... is that really the case?A picture popped up in everyone's mind, it seemed so interesting.

After a while, Xiao Doudou came back with his horse and looked at the locusts in the sky with an expression of displeasure.

"Doudou, the locusts have stayed in the sky for a while. If they were afraid of us, they should have leaped earlier. If they were not afraid, why didn't they come down to hunt for food? Fight and don't fight, retreat and never retreat, do you have a way to get rid of them? Get them down? Otherwise, we will have nothing to do with them." Li Yuanba pointed and reminded.

Xiao Doudou smiled slightly, and said to himself: "It's very simple, call them to come down. Look at me."

"Hey! Are you cowards? There are so few people here, it's not enough for our teeth..."

Everyone who Xiao Doudou said could understand what Xiao Doudou said, everyone was dumbfounded and covered their faces.Li Yuanying said in his heart, good guy, he deserves to be the number one troll in Chang'an, this wave of ridicule, as long as the locusts have a little brain, they will definitely not be able to bear it.

Sure enough, like a stone falling into the lake, the natural dark clouds created ripples and waves.

In the next second, it seemed that the entire sky became quiet. After a few breaths, the dark cloud moved, and densely packed locusts poured down like arrow rain.

There is an idiom called arrows are like locusts, now it should be compared in reverse, locusts are like arrows.

This……

Everyone's scalps were numb, this is the first time they encountered such a situation, how to break it?
Li Yuanying asked her daughter with some guilt: "Doudou, locusts are so fierce, are you okay? How did you mobilize with chickens, ducks and geese?"

Xiao Doudou patted his chest and said: "No problem, no problem, I told them, the big meal is coming, wait and see who eats more!"

Uh... this kind of mobilization?It's really, really amazing, I have to say, it's very small.

"Your Highness, the locusts are coming like arrows, and they are coming fiercely. It is better to retreat to the tent for the time being." Li Junxian, the general of the guard, persuaded.

Li Yuanying shrank her neck, nodded and said: "That's right, that's right, it's different from you all, you all wear armor, I'm a commoner, so I'd better avoid it! Fourth brother, old iron, help take care of the child."

After speaking, he turned and fled into the tent.

This is too disrespectful, but you are the chief general, running away?Bad for morale, okay?Yu Wencheng wanted to complain, but he turned his head and looked at the army this time, well, it’s all chickens, ducks and geese, and he doesn’t know what morale is. Maybe if we stay, people think we are grabbing food from them .

"Ahem, I think it's better for us to avoid it. After all, there are such a large number of battlefields in the sky and on the ground. We can't do anything by trampling a few locusts to death. If we accidentally injure chickens and ducks again Alright. Order, all the women's soldiers stay out of the way for now, don't interfere with chickens, ducks, geese and kill the enemy!"

After finishing speaking, Li Yuanying rushed to the tent. Yu Wencheng took a look and scolded me for being rude and waiting for me... Well, everyone got into the tent one after another except for Ma Sanbao who delivered the order.

"Huh? Fourth brother, old iron? You, why are you all in here? What about the kid? Where is Dudou?" Li Yuanying asked in surprise.

"Doudou? Doudou is still outside excitedly raising his hammer to kill the enemy. Fourth brother, I dare not think, that locust is too vicious, if it gets drilled into my armor, uh, thinking about it will make my whole body itch..." Li Yuanba felt nauseous Han, even subconsciously scratched his back.

"No, you guys are coming in, at least call the child in to avoid it..."

(End of this chapter)