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Chapter 212 Cleanliness
Chapter 212 Cleanliness
Zhou Qiang was a little embarrassed.
"Uh, well, then I have to blame the person who gave me this suit. It's really annoying. I don't know how long it hasn't been washed."
Xiao Linzi laughed hahaha, and after the two chatted for a while, Zhou Qiang made an agreement with him to continue looking for Xiao Linzi tomorrow, and then left here.
Because it was almost time, and Xiao Linzi reluctantly took the remaining snacks and returned to his room.
However, what he didn't expect was that when he went back and closed the door, he found that the chief eunuch was staring at him.
It turned out that the chief eunuch suddenly wanted to pee in the middle of the night, and then got up to go to the toilet, only to find that Xiao Linzi was not there.
It turned out that he thought that Xiao Linzi might also be going to the bathroom, but he didn't expect Xiao Linzi to come back after waiting for a while, so he felt very angry at that time.
This kid, no wonder he dozed off during the day, but he sneaked out to play at night, as a little eunuch, how could he do that?If he bumps into the nobles in the palace, he will die.
So the chief eunuch was very angry and waited here for about two hours before Xiao Linzi arrived late, and was immediately caught by the chief eunuch.
"Eunuch Zhang, you, why are you here? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Eunuch Zhang grinned grimly, and then grabbed Xiao Linzi's ears with a pair of iron hands. Xiao Linzi was in so much pain that he almost cried out.
However, he quickly covered his mouth and did not make a sound, because Xiao Linzi knew that Eunuch Zhang was a very perverted person. For him, the louder you scream, the happier he will be, and then he will Will hit you harder.
So after Xiao Linzi suffered a few times, he already knew this routine, so no matter how Eunuch Zhang dealt with him, he would not make any sound.
Eunuch Zhang was furious.
"You brat, where did you go wild? Did you go out to steal something?"
"No, no, how could I steal something? How dare I? This is still in the palace, no, I won't commit the crime of beheading."
Eunuch Zhang didn't believe it.
"Then what are those bulging things in your pregnancy? Take it out for me, hurry up! Show me what it is?"
Xiao Linzi hurriedly protected the things in his arms.
"No, nothing."
"Still talking? I think you are itchy, kid. I'll beat you to death. I'll beat you to death. If you don't want to talk about it, take it out."
Then Eunuch Zhang couldn't help saying that he reached in and snatched out the contents. It was nothing more than some jelly, chocolate bars, and a few mints, which fell all over the floor.
"What are these things?"
Kobayashi was terrified.
"No, these are nothing."
"is it?"
After all, Eunuch Zhang is an adult, so his IQ will be higher than that of Xiao Linzi. He picked up those things and glanced at them before he knew how to use them. He unwrapped a chocolate bar and put it in his mouth , The unexpected delicacy made him feel excited.
"This, what is this? Why is this so delicious?"
Eunuch Zhang couldn't help but ate the whole chocolate bar at once, and then licked his lips with unsatisfied desire. After about two or three seconds, he suddenly reacted, and slapped Xiao Linzi's face with a slap face.
Xiao Linzi screamed and spit out a tooth. At the same time, his face was completely swollen, and his eyes were hit so hard that he couldn't see clearly.
"Eunuch Zhang, I was wrong. I didn't steal this. It was given to me by a guard."
"Fuck! Is it okay for the guards to give you this kind of delicious food? To be honest, even the emperor, the empress, and the concubine have never eaten this kind of food. What kind of thing are you, you don't like it when you throw it into the shit pit Dirty piece of stuff, you actually said that someone would give you this kind of thing, you don’t even look at who you are, you always pee without a mirror, take a good look at your face. Say, where are these stolen of?"
Eunuch Zhang has now confirmed that Xiao Linzi must have obtained this thing through illegal means, otherwise, people of their status are not worthy of eating this kind of delicacy like a fairy.
Xiao Linzi spoke incoherently and couldn't speak. Eunuch Zhang was furious and grabbed him.
At this point, the imperial concubine should wake up. Although the imperial concubine said she was young, she woke up very early because she had to get up early in the morning to take care of her skin.
Mix rose dew with the freshest dew in the morning, and then make some pearl powder and apply it on the face, so as to make her whole face more beautiful.
So the concubine should be awake by now.
"Come on, come with me to see the imperial concubine, and tell the truth about you."
"No, I don't have anything. Please, Eunuch Zhang, don't let me see the imperial concubine."
Eunuch Zhang didn’t listen to him. He grabbed Xiao Linzi. After all, Xiao Linzi was only ten years old, and because of long-term malnutrition, his body was only as big as a seven or eight-year-old child. Eunuch Zhang carried him with one hand. Woke up.
Then he took him to the place where he met the imperial concubine.
"Please see the imperial concubine, we have caught a thief here, and I want to ask you how to deal with him."
The imperial concubine is throwing things in the house now, because when she woke up in the morning, her face was still so red and swollen. Besides, last night, the emperor did not come to the imperial concubine's palace because he suspected that the imperial concubine had cheated on him.
The concubine was in a very bad mood.When she heard that there was a thief in her palace, she immediately became furious.
"Let me go, did you make a mistake? You didn't even look at who I was, and you dared to make trouble on my head. It's simply an act of boredom. Is it possible that I was reprimanded by the emperor yesterday, and today Don’t you servants take me seriously? This is audacity, I want you to know who is the master and who is the slave.”
Then the imperial concubine ran out aggressively with a group of palace maids. When she saw Eunuch Zhang and Xiao Linzi kneeling in front of the door, the imperial concubine gave Xiao Linzi a hard kick and kicked Xiao Linzi to the ground.
Xiao Linzi screamed.
"Eunuch Zhang, what's going on?"
The grand lady Xiuhong asked.
And Eunuch Zhang hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, telling what happened just now in detail, and at the same time, he put all the delicious things in front of his eyes.
the imperial concubine asked.
"Can this thing be called delicious? How delicious."
"My Lady, you will know after you try it for yourself. It is definitely not something that people like us can enjoy. My Lady, you are the one who deserves it."
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Qiang was a little embarrassed.
"Uh, well, then I have to blame the person who gave me this suit. It's really annoying. I don't know how long it hasn't been washed."
Xiao Linzi laughed hahaha, and after the two chatted for a while, Zhou Qiang made an agreement with him to continue looking for Xiao Linzi tomorrow, and then left here.
Because it was almost time, and Xiao Linzi reluctantly took the remaining snacks and returned to his room.
However, what he didn't expect was that when he went back and closed the door, he found that the chief eunuch was staring at him.
It turned out that the chief eunuch suddenly wanted to pee in the middle of the night, and then got up to go to the toilet, only to find that Xiao Linzi was not there.
It turned out that he thought that Xiao Linzi might also be going to the bathroom, but he didn't expect Xiao Linzi to come back after waiting for a while, so he felt very angry at that time.
This kid, no wonder he dozed off during the day, but he sneaked out to play at night, as a little eunuch, how could he do that?If he bumps into the nobles in the palace, he will die.
So the chief eunuch was very angry and waited here for about two hours before Xiao Linzi arrived late, and was immediately caught by the chief eunuch.
"Eunuch Zhang, you, why are you here? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Eunuch Zhang grinned grimly, and then grabbed Xiao Linzi's ears with a pair of iron hands. Xiao Linzi was in so much pain that he almost cried out.
However, he quickly covered his mouth and did not make a sound, because Xiao Linzi knew that Eunuch Zhang was a very perverted person. For him, the louder you scream, the happier he will be, and then he will Will hit you harder.
So after Xiao Linzi suffered a few times, he already knew this routine, so no matter how Eunuch Zhang dealt with him, he would not make any sound.
Eunuch Zhang was furious.
"You brat, where did you go wild? Did you go out to steal something?"
"No, no, how could I steal something? How dare I? This is still in the palace, no, I won't commit the crime of beheading."
Eunuch Zhang didn't believe it.
"Then what are those bulging things in your pregnancy? Take it out for me, hurry up! Show me what it is?"
Xiao Linzi hurriedly protected the things in his arms.
"No, nothing."
"Still talking? I think you are itchy, kid. I'll beat you to death. I'll beat you to death. If you don't want to talk about it, take it out."
Then Eunuch Zhang couldn't help saying that he reached in and snatched out the contents. It was nothing more than some jelly, chocolate bars, and a few mints, which fell all over the floor.
"What are these things?"
Kobayashi was terrified.
"No, these are nothing."
"is it?"
After all, Eunuch Zhang is an adult, so his IQ will be higher than that of Xiao Linzi. He picked up those things and glanced at them before he knew how to use them. He unwrapped a chocolate bar and put it in his mouth , The unexpected delicacy made him feel excited.
"This, what is this? Why is this so delicious?"
Eunuch Zhang couldn't help but ate the whole chocolate bar at once, and then licked his lips with unsatisfied desire. After about two or three seconds, he suddenly reacted, and slapped Xiao Linzi's face with a slap face.
Xiao Linzi screamed and spit out a tooth. At the same time, his face was completely swollen, and his eyes were hit so hard that he couldn't see clearly.
"Eunuch Zhang, I was wrong. I didn't steal this. It was given to me by a guard."
"Fuck! Is it okay for the guards to give you this kind of delicious food? To be honest, even the emperor, the empress, and the concubine have never eaten this kind of food. What kind of thing are you, you don't like it when you throw it into the shit pit Dirty piece of stuff, you actually said that someone would give you this kind of thing, you don’t even look at who you are, you always pee without a mirror, take a good look at your face. Say, where are these stolen of?"
Eunuch Zhang has now confirmed that Xiao Linzi must have obtained this thing through illegal means, otherwise, people of their status are not worthy of eating this kind of delicacy like a fairy.
Xiao Linzi spoke incoherently and couldn't speak. Eunuch Zhang was furious and grabbed him.
At this point, the imperial concubine should wake up. Although the imperial concubine said she was young, she woke up very early because she had to get up early in the morning to take care of her skin.
Mix rose dew with the freshest dew in the morning, and then make some pearl powder and apply it on the face, so as to make her whole face more beautiful.
So the concubine should be awake by now.
"Come on, come with me to see the imperial concubine, and tell the truth about you."
"No, I don't have anything. Please, Eunuch Zhang, don't let me see the imperial concubine."
Eunuch Zhang didn’t listen to him. He grabbed Xiao Linzi. After all, Xiao Linzi was only ten years old, and because of long-term malnutrition, his body was only as big as a seven or eight-year-old child. Eunuch Zhang carried him with one hand. Woke up.
Then he took him to the place where he met the imperial concubine.
"Please see the imperial concubine, we have caught a thief here, and I want to ask you how to deal with him."
The imperial concubine is throwing things in the house now, because when she woke up in the morning, her face was still so red and swollen. Besides, last night, the emperor did not come to the imperial concubine's palace because he suspected that the imperial concubine had cheated on him.
The concubine was in a very bad mood.When she heard that there was a thief in her palace, she immediately became furious.
"Let me go, did you make a mistake? You didn't even look at who I was, and you dared to make trouble on my head. It's simply an act of boredom. Is it possible that I was reprimanded by the emperor yesterday, and today Don’t you servants take me seriously? This is audacity, I want you to know who is the master and who is the slave.”
Then the imperial concubine ran out aggressively with a group of palace maids. When she saw Eunuch Zhang and Xiao Linzi kneeling in front of the door, the imperial concubine gave Xiao Linzi a hard kick and kicked Xiao Linzi to the ground.
Xiao Linzi screamed.
"Eunuch Zhang, what's going on?"
The grand lady Xiuhong asked.
And Eunuch Zhang hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, telling what happened just now in detail, and at the same time, he put all the delicious things in front of his eyes.
the imperial concubine asked.
"Can this thing be called delicious? How delicious."
"My Lady, you will know after you try it for yourself. It is definitely not something that people like us can enjoy. My Lady, you are the one who deserves it."
(End of this chapter)
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