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Chapter 213 The Palace on the Tip of the Tongue

Chapter 213 The Palace on the Tip of the Tongue
The noble concubine snorted coldly, picked up a chocolate bar, then peeled it off to see what was inside, and became furious at that moment.

"This color, you, do you dare to eat shit for me? You bastard. Zhang Dazhong, are you tired of living? Don't forget that your relatives inside and outside the palace are in my hands. If you dare Let me eat shit, and I'll give you to Ling Chi, believe it or not."

Eunuch Zhang was terrified.

"My concubine, I beg you, just take a bite, I guarantee that just one bite will definitely make you fascinated."

The concubine asked a question.

"Are you sure? Did you steal it?"

"My lord, please forgive me. I just wanted to see what it was, so I did this. There are a lot of other things left, and they are all here. A whole big bag was found in Xiao Linzi's bedding. "

That's right, he just searched out the big snack package that Zhou Qiang gave to Xiao Linzi. The imperial concubine was so angry that she gave the chocolate bar to a court lady next to her.

"Take a bite of this thing, I want to see if it's shit."

The maid's face turned white, then green, then red, then yellow, and then purple.

"Young concubine, I beg you to spare this servant."

"Forgive you, I am giving you a great blessing, eat it quickly, if you don't eat it again, I will scratch your face with a knife, do you believe it?"

It can be false if you say this, the imperial concubine is definitely a person who keeps her word, and her temperament has always been cruel like this, so the maid took the chocolate bar in one go.

Although she thinks this thing is shit, there is no way, even if the imperial concubine really wants him to jump into the latrine to eat poop, she must do so, because she is the imperial concubine's dog.

Then the court lady stuffed the chocolate bar into her mouth tremblingly, unexpectedly, the sweet taste made her open her eyes all at once.

Hey, what does it smell like?How sweet, and so mellow.

She chewed unbelievably fast, faster and faster, and then she felt that these things suddenly became silky, turned into water, and flowed down her throat, making her want to take another bite .

Because the first bite was not enough, she ate all the rest of the chocolate bar, only to feel that after eating it, the aftertaste was endless.

And she couldn't help looking at the few chocolate bars left in the imperial concubine's hand, and she really wanted to eat them.

Her saliva was also secreted crazily, almost coming out of her mouth.

"You, what is your reaction? Is my palace punishing you so severely? The monthly money given to you is not less, and you are so happy eating shit."

The imperial concubine looked at her in disbelief, as if she saw the most disgusting thing in the world.

The maid's eyes sparkled.

"No, Concubine, this is really delicious, it's sweet, and I have a feeling that I can't express, anyway, I must have never eaten something like this, it is so delicious."

"really?"

The imperial concubine thought to herself, two people have already said that this food is delicious, so maybe this food is really good.

"You untouchables must have never eaten good food, so you think this thing is delicious. To be honest, in my eyes, this thing is really not very good."

As the imperial concubine spoke, she opened another chocolate bar in disgust and put it in her mouth, and then what she was saying stopped.

"Wait, what is this, this feeling?"

The imperial concubine couldn't believe it, she just felt an urge to stuff the whole chocolate bar into her mouth and swallow it quickly, it was so delicious, this sweet feeling made her seem to be flying in the clouds.

Oh my gosh, I want to die in a sea of ​​chocolate bars.

The imperial concubine only felt as if she was floating in the clouds. This supreme delicacy made her feel a little buoyant, as if she was going to become a fairy in the next second, and she quickly realized it, and then looked at Xiao Linzi angrily.

"You shameless bastard, you hide such a delicious thing, and say, where did you steal it from? This royal concubine has never eaten it. How dare you eat it? You slave, I really don't want to live."

She wanted to hit Xiao Linzi again, but Xiao Linzi couldn't help crying, because he was really distressed, those snacks were so delicious, if someone snatched them away, he would feel so distressed.

That's right, Xiao Linzi's mind is full of delicious food now, and he doesn't have the consciousness that he will lose his head at all.

"But the imperial concubine, I really didn't steal these, they were given to me by a big brother."

"What big brother, how can there be a big brother, is it an excuse you made up randomly."

"I think this should be a tribute from foreign envoys."

An old nun came out and said.

"Because this thing really doesn't look like our Huaxia's product, so I guess, this should be last year, when the envoys of the Kingdom of Er came to me to make offerings, the tribute thing, I don't know why it got into the hands of this kid inside."

"Could it be that he went to the treasury to steal something?"

The concubine was furious.

"You wait, I'm going to sue the emperor."

The imperial concubine was very happy, because she thought this food was so delicious, maybe after giving it to the emperor, the emperor would also find it delicious, and then he would love her even more, and at that time he would piss the queen to death.

An old woman, dare to compete with me, don't look at your own appearance, wrinkles can kill flies, I am only 16 years old, youth is just right, you dare to fight with me, it is simply life and death.

"Go, invite the emperor here, and say that I have got some precious things and want to dedicate them to the emperor."

A court lady next to her immediately got up and went out, while Xiao Linzi knelt there trembling. At this moment, the imperial concubine licked her lips, and she noticed some round things again.

That's right, those are jelly, she thought, this thing looks crystal clear, I don't know what it tastes like, but it's a bit like jelly.

"What is this, do you know?"

Kobayashi trembled.

"Back to the words of the imperial concubine, this thing is called jelly."

"How do you open this thing? Open one for me."

"But the imperial concubine, didn't you say that you will give it to the emperor first after the emperor arrives?"

The imperial concubine glared fiercely at the maid who spoke just now, and the maid immediately shrank her neck in fright and dared not speak.

"Talky slave, if you continue to talk, I will drag you down and slap you with 50 boards, and let you die. When the time comes, your father, mother, and family members outside the palace will be very happy. Hurry up Come on, Xiao Linzi, open this thing up for me."

(End of this chapter)

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