Master of the Worlds

Chapter 285
Like a sculpture placed in the wilderness, the whole person freezes in the wind.

After a long time, Xiao Budian blinked his eyes twice, raised his hands, and looked down at the oil stains on his hands.

Turning his head, he looked at the fire next to him, and the grill on which there was still a lingering fragrance, but it was empty and there was no trace of barbecue.

"Am I being robbed?"

Blinking her eyes twice again, the little one muttered to herself in a childish voice.

Turning around in a circle, there was no trace of the second human being, and even, because of his hunting just now, there was not even a shadow of a wild beast within a radius of several thousand meters.

Well, the problem is coming!
No one, how did his roast disappear?

Could it be that the barbecue just now was just a dream of mine?

Or, did I just grill fake meat?
Puzzled in his heart, Xiao BuDian, who really didn't find any suspicious traces, could only extinguish the fire around him in a sullen mood after searching for nothing, carried his big luggage bag on his back, and continued to walk forward.

Well, are you going to ask him if he's not hungry?

The answer is naturally. Hungry!

It's just that there is no one else panting except him within a few miles. If he doesn't go forward, where can he find food?

After being carried by his own package for more than ten miles, Xiaobudian gently put down the package behind him, and stared at several huge wild boars not far in front of him with bright eyes!
"Eat it! Eat it all!"

Muttering in his mouth, the little one, who was already hungry and growling, rushed forward and arrived at a wild boar.

Raising his hand to take a picture, the wild boar, which was not injured at all, rolled its eyes and fell to the ground.

Before the other wild boars could react, Xiao Budian shot again and again and harvested four wild boars in a row.

"Eat it! Eat it all!"

Holding two wild boar legs larger than his body in one hand, the little boy's eyes were shining, and the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he walked back to his big package.

Lighting a fire and setting up a barbecue grill, the little one dealt with the four wild boars one by one, and put the four wild boars on the grill together.

Roasted, oiled, sprinkled with cumin and chili powder one by one, with a smear of sauce, the fragrant golden roasted whole pig slowly exudes a strong aroma on the grill.

"Gudong!"

Smelling the aroma of the roasted wild boar, the little boy swallowed subconsciously.

"Is it almost ready to eat?"

Although it was still a little short of the most delicious barbecue his master taught him, he was really hungry, and, there were four wild boars, he would eat one first, and when he finished eating one, the rest would be eaten The grill was delicious!

Thinking of this, Xiao BuDian wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, gave birth to small white and tender hands with some baby fat, and thought about grabbing the wild boar closest to him.

This time, he wanted to tear off the wild boar's hind legs first.

The fat is moderate, because the wild boar legs with very tender meat are often run, and the golden yellow oil is roasted on the barbecue grill. It looks delicious, and he can't wait!
The little hand stretched out to the back leg of the wild boar, swallowing saliva continuously in his mouth, the little one couldn't wait to eat the food he made with his own hands for the first time.

Seeing that his chubby little hand was about to grab the back leg of the wild boar and tear it off, a bad premonition came, and Xiao Budian subconsciously withdrew his outstretched right hand.

In the next moment, there was a swoosh sound, and a hidden weapon flew past the wild boar's hind legs. If the little boy hadn't stopped in time, he would definitely be hit by the hidden weapon.

"Ah! Who is it? Who is sneaking up on me!"

Suddenly being attacked by someone, if he hadn't reacted quickly, he might have been injured. The little boy didn't even care about eating barbecue. He shouted in his mouth and kept looking around with a pair of big eyes.

"You brat, such delicious food hasn't been baked yet, how can it be so messed up!"

Just as Xiao BuDian was looking around, a middle-aged voice sounded out with righteousness in wretchedness, anger in righteousness, and shamelessness in anger.

Hearing this sound, Xiao Budian immediately locked on the source of the sound.

Looking up suddenly, he saw a golden figure standing in the void above his head.

The reason why he saw a golden figure was because the person who came was wrapped in a ball of golden light.

Following the little boy's gaze, Jin Guang gradually restrained himself, revealing a figure in a gorgeous palace attire.

This figure has long black hair, wearing a phoenix crown, and a noble gold and red wind cannon.

It was supposed to give people a feeling of being unspeakably expensive, but when the little one looked at it at first glance, not only did it not feel unspeakably expensive, but instead felt disgusting.

Just because, maybe because of standing below the visitor, the little one who looked up saw this person wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, and the hairy long legs under the phoenix robe.

At the same time, the realization bypasses the long legs and goes upwards. Above the phoenix robe and below the phoenix crown is the face of a middle-aged handsome uncle with a stubble beard!

Just imagine, a handsome middle-aged man with a stubbled beard that gives people a sense of decadence, his legs are covered with black leg hair, but he wears a phoenix crown, a phoenix robe, and a woman's attire!
This picture is so eye-catching!
Anyway, looking at the person's attire, the little guy's first reaction was that it was so simple, he couldn't bear to look straight at it!
"Boy! Do you know that spoiling delicious food is a waste of money! You are committing a crime by eating the barbecue before it is cooked!"

Seemingly oblivious to the twitching corners of the little boy's eyes and the expression of suppressing vomiting, the handsome middle-aged man in women's clothes looked down at the little girl below, with a righteous expression on his face.

Well, if it wasn't for the corner of his eye when he was speaking, he would occasionally glance at the four barbecue grills next to Xiao Budian, Xiao Budian might have been fooled by his righteous words and ignored the twisted sense of his female attire.

Listening to the words of the handsome middle-aged man in women's clothes, and noticing that he looked at his own barbecue from the corner of his eyes from time to time, the witty little boy figured out a lot in a flash.

Ignoring the handsome middle-aged man's words, he turned his head to look at the side of his grill.

When he saw the "hidden weapon" that had sneaked up on him earlier, Xiao BuDian said it was true.

The so-called "hidden weapon" turned out to be a piece of animal bone, a piece of meat that had just been gnawed on it, and a pork bone with the smell of barbecue!
Seeing this, even a fool would know that the wild boar he just roasted was stolen by this middle-aged man who is a transvestite.

This guy stole a roasted wild boar from himself, and he wanted to eat the wild boar he roasted himself, but he jumped out and put it in the vertical position. Is it really easy to bully a child who has not been weaned?

"Hey, you thief, don't you feel ashamed of putting on such a righteous face?"

Obviously he is the victim, but this handsome middle-aged man with a femme fatale still accuses himself like a victim, it's only because he's too young to get used to him.

To be honest, if I didn't feel that I should not be able to beat this flying guy, the little guy would have rushed to beat him after he found out that this bastard stole his barbecue.

Now he was just verbally exposing his shameless behavior, and the little boy felt that he was already very tolerant.

But, to his surprise, after he revealed the other party's identity as a thief, the handsome middle-aged man in the sky did not show any embarrassment on his face.

"You baby boy, how do you talk? How can you call it stealing when you become a monk? This is a beggar!"

The middle-aged woman who claims to be poor has a righteous face, as if the one who just became a thief is really not him.

Little boy: "." Except for his master, he has never seen such a brazen person!
"Ah Choo!" Mu Feng, who was basking in the sun under the big willow tree and looked as lazy as an old man buried in a coffin at the neck, sneezed violently.

"Huh? Who's missing me?"

Practitioners will not catch a cold, let alone Mufeng who is already righteous and Hunyuan?

Therefore, after a sneeze, Mufeng couldn't help pinching his fingers and began to calculate.

While Mufeng was calculating, the conversation at Xiaobudian was still going on.

"You are only a baby boy, your whole family is a baby boy, I was weaned when I was four years old!"

Hearing the womanizer above calling her Naiwazi, the little boy waited fiercely for the handsome middle-aged womanizer with a pair of big eyes.

"Haha! Aren't you a baby boy? Then what's that on the corner of your mouth?" The middle-aged man was not angry at being cursed by the little one, pointing to the milk stains on the corner of the little one's mouth and laughed.

"Oops!" Hearing this, the little boy subconsciously wiped the milk stains from the corners of his mouth. He brought a lot of animal milk with him when he went out. On the way, he couldn't help but secretly drank a glass, but he even forgot to wipe the milk stains from the corners of his mouth. up.

"Tch, the brat is learning to talk nonsense at such a young age!"

Seeing the little one quickly wipe off the milk stains from the corner of his mouth, the middle-aged man shook his head and curled his lips, with an expression of unpopularity.

"Who lied! You are the one who lied!"

"Didn't lie? Didn't lie, there are milk stains on the corner of your mouth, and you said you were weaned at the age of four?
However, speaking of being weaned at the age of four, isn't it embarrassing? "

The middle-aged man continued to mock.

"Huh! I'm three and a half years old this year. I was weaned at four. Is there any problem with breastfeeding now?" The little girl raised her face slightly, with a proud expression of "Do you have a temper?"

Middle-aged: "." Whose brat is this naughty boy, can I shoot him to death?
No, it’s so awesome. Who would cook such a delicious barbecue for Pindao?

"Cough cough!" Thinking of this, the middle-aged womanizer stretched out her hand to rub her embarrassing stubble, and said a Taoist name, "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, I don't care about you like a baby boy!"

"You are the baby boy, your whole family is the baby boy!"

Hearing the word "Naiwazi", the little boy immediately fought back. At the same time, he also noticed the middle-aged self-proclaimed.

"Poverty Taoist? A middle-aged male Taoist priest in women's clothing?"

"Ahem!" Hearing the subtext in Xiao Budian's words, the middle-aged and young coughed twice, putting on a serious expression.

"Let me introduce myself, Pindao Xinye, people in the world call him Daojun Xinye!
Passing by here today, I saw that you, a little boy, are destined to be with me, and Pindao specially came to give you a great fortune, boy, you must seize the opportunity! "

The middle-aged Taoist priest named Xinye, who is a female dress fanatic, looks like you have picked up a big bargain.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like the wolf grandma who tricked Little Red Riding Hood into opening the door!
(End of this chapter)