Master of the Worlds

Chapter 286

Name: New Leaf.

Title: Xinye Daojun.

Occupation: Taoist priest.

Hobbies: Senior late female dress addict, taking pleasure in stealing girls' bras.

Introduction: Daojun Xinye was born in the Xiaoqian world in the Dharma-ending era, the world is far away, and the path of practice is cut off.

The young Xinye accidentally obtained the inheritance of the immortal way, and practiced persistently, but it has been fruitless for decades, but he has always persevered.

It was the end of the Dharma-ending Era, the vitality returned to the heaven and the earth, and the law of the great way appeared.

After decades of enlightenment, he never failed. At the end of his life, he took the final step and became an official monk. Xinye's life span was extended. From then on, his spiritual path was out of control and he rose to prominence in a very short period of time.

Later, after many adventures, I occasionally got a key of complete time and space, relying on it to travel through the heavens and obtain cultivation resources.

The road of practice is 12 billion and 600 years, and the new leaf has completed the calamity, and the proof is the Hunyuan Daoguo.

Standing at the pinnacle of human nature, Xin Ye began to feel that life was meaningless, and gradually began to sink.

I don't know how many years of sinking, sprouting in the dead silence, Xinye developed her second hobby after cultivating Taoism - women's clothing!
Since then, she has gone farther and farther on the road of women's clothing, and it is out of control!
Looking at the collected information about this womanizer who was fooling his apprentice, Mu Feng couldn't help rubbing his temples.

This outfit is really eye-catching!
In fact, there is nothing to say about the appearance of cultivators, especially those who can achieve the Hunyuan realm. Their bodies have undergone several transformations and have reached the level closest to Tao. Even if they are not good-looking, they will be affected by the laws of heaven and earth. Shape into a beautiful man and beautiful girl.

If he dresses up well, even if this Daoist is dressed in women's clothes and men's clothes, he can definitely fool most of the creatures in the past.

It's just that this guy is so weird, his hobby is just women's clothing, not men's dressing up as women.

Therefore, except for the eye-catching women's clothes he wears, he looks like a man.

The sobbing stubble is full of melancholy, and the thick leg hair is in sharp contrast with the glamorous phoenix robe.

All in all, it is a wonderful flower!
wrong!That's not the point!

The point is... this guy is fooling my apprentice!
Rubbing his temples, Mu Feng said that he really didn't want to deal with this transvestite, what if there were needles in his eyes after seeing a real person?

While Mufeng was hesitating about how to deal with it, the other party, the middle-aged man named Xinye, also started to fool around with Xiaobudian.

"Young man, don't hesitate, even if you don't believe me, you still have to believe in yourself!

Pindao can tell at a glance that you are definitely a person with great opportunity and great luck, and meeting Pindao now is the beginning of your opportunity.

Apprenticeship!As long as you take me as your teacher, you will surely reach the apex of this world and overlook the eternal cycle of reincarnation alone.

As long as you honor Pindao's delicious barbecue every day. "

As he said that, the middle-aged man blinked at the little one and said, "How is it? Young man, no, Milkman, what are you still hesitating about?
Are you excited?It’s better to act than to have a heartbeat. You’ll make a lot of money! "

The skill tree develops completely abnormally, and Daojun Xinye, whose culinary talent is always negative, his biggest wish in this life is to be able to receive an apprentice with full culinary talent besides being able to steal the bras of all the beautiful women in the world Pass on your mantle.

Well, not his crossdresser's mantle, but his ability to taste good food.

In addition to being a fetishist, Xinye Daojun is also a typical foodie, one of those people who can't walk when they see delicious food.

If I had to come up with a reference, it would be Hong Qigong who met Huang Rong's Beggar Chicken!
In fact, when he said these words, Xinye was full of confidence in his heart.

Who is he after all?
He is the number one femme fatale in the heavens and the world. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!He's not a womanizer, he just thinks women's clothes look good!

Well, that's right, that's it!
Aside from femininity, he is a peerless genius who only took 12 billion years to prove the Hunyuan Daoguo.

As far as he knew, looking at the heavens and myriad worlds, he could count the number of Hunyuan at such a young age with one hand.

What's more, he is just over 30 billion years old now, and he has already stood at the apex of the Hunyuan realm, and he is only half a step away from walking out of his own way, transcending the world and heaven, and becoming a venerable existence.

Such a character, even in a higher world where there are venerables, is a terrifying powerhouse that everyone fears. Now that he wants to accept a baby boy as his apprentice, what reason does he have to refuse?
Moreover, his request is not high, he just asks this kid to cook some delicacies for himself every day.

Compared with being able to worship a one and a half-step heavenly level existence as a teacher, what's the point of taking time out to cook some delicious food every day?
Therefore, the confident Xin Ye Daojun, after setting out his own conditions, put on the appearance of an outsider, waiting for the little one to obediently learn from him.

at the same time
"What should I do? I met a very powerful pervert who insisted on accepting me as an apprentice. How can I reject him without hurting his possibly fragile heart?
Waiting online, very urgent! "

When Daoist Xinye said that he wanted to accept apprentices, Xiao Budian had already led the Wanjie chat group away, and did not seek help from a group of senior brothers and sisters.

There is no way, although he is precocious, quick-witted, and unparalleled in talent, he has no experience in how to deal with the request of an uncle who is obsessed with women's clothing to accept apprentices!

Then, after Xiao Budian's news was sent out, the silent Wanjie chat group suddenly exploded.

【Fuck!Big news!There are people who are seeking death by taking a little kid as their apprentice. Isn't this poaching?
Master, someone poached your corner! @牧风, thank you!

In addition, let me say a word, in terms of death, I want to say that I am ashamed of this fellow Taoist who dares to poach the corner of the narrow-minded master! 】

Anyone who can say this is naturally a pig who is seeking death all the time. Either he is seeking death, or he is on the way to seek death.

After Zhuzhu, the crowd was silent for [-] second.

then
Xiao Yan: [(Choose to reply to Zhuzhu's words), @牧风, catch a Mad Pig Three Waves, thank you, Master! 】

Lin Dong: [(Choose to reply to Zhuzhu's words), @牧风, caught a Mad Pig Three Waves, thank you, Master! 】

Zhang Xiaofan: [(Choose to reply to Zhuzhu's words), @牧风, catch a Mad Pig Three Waves, thank you, Master! 】

Baguio
Han Li
Hong Yi
Everyone clicked on Zhuzhu's words one after another, and then silently called Mufeng, so that no one would respond to Zhuzhu's death.

After doing good deeds, the topic was once again involved in the matter of Xiao BuDian being asked by a pervert in women's clothing to accept him as an apprentice.

The bearded man: [Small 666, it's been less than half a day since I left the house, and someone rushed to poach Master's wall? 】

Monkey; [Dig the foot of the wall and dig up our heads, do you think that my old grandson's iron rod can't open mountains or crack rocks? 】

Xiao Bailong; [Support the elder brother to teach the other party how to behave! 】

Pig; [Brother Monkey, let's go, let's go together, let those colleagues who are dying to know what it means to be in awe! 】

Hong Yi; [Such a good thing, please bring me one! 】

Han Li; [Reconsideration! 】

荳
复议
复议
A row of reconsideration, a group of people discussing to go to Xiaobudian to kill monsters together

Just when the itinerary was about to be finalized, Baguio, the only female student in the group, asked out of curiosity.

[Little boy, who is that person who wants to take you as an apprentice? 】

Seeing what the brothers and sisters said, Xiao Budian didn't think too much, and directly took a photo of Xinye Daojun and sent it to the group.

[Here, this is it, a middle-aged Taoist priest who likes to wear women's clothes! 】

As soon as the photo came out, there was an eerie silence in the group for three seconds.

three seconds later
[Damn, this is so annoying! 】

[Ouch!My eyes are blind. Blind! 】

[At this moment, how lucky I am that I don't have a piercing eye! 】

[How can there be such a hobby in the world! 】

A group of brothers and sisters flooded the screen one after another, saying that they had suffered [-] times the critical damage caused by this picture.

At this time, it is often still necessary to rely on the elder brother to appease everyone.

Or else the big brother is the big brother, even when faced with a photo of a middle-aged man who is a womanizer, he still keeps his face and speaks naturally.

【What are you making a fuss about?What are you making a fuss about?Everyone is making a fuss, when will this kind of mind be able to prove the Tao? 】

As soon as the words were uttered, the brothers who swiped the screen in the group immediately fell silent.

Looking at the monkey's words, all the juniors and juniors were filled with shame.

Sure enough, the elder brother is still at a high level!To catch up with Big Brother, we still have a long way to go!
Just when everyone was thinking this way, Monkey's next sentence appeared in the chat interface of everyone.

[Old Sun, I have had some insights recently. I feel that the time for enlightenment is approaching. At this time, I should retreat to achieve enlightenment. It is not suitable for traveling.
Pig, you just said that you were going to teach that person who dared to poach a wall to be a man, right?Then you go, Lao Sun go to retreat first, don't come to me if you have nothing to do, don't come to me if you have anything to do! 】

After speaking, the monkey withdrew decisively without waiting for everyone to recover.

Everyone: "."

Where is our senior brother who is righteous, takes the lead, and dares to be the first in the world?Where did you hide him?
fake!

You must be a fake senior brother!

[Eldest brother, don't care about it, why don't you deal with it, Piggy? 】

After being speechless at the monkey's behavior, Xiao Bailong was the first to point the finger at Piggy. After all, who is the best at seeking death?

[Reconsideration! 】

[Reconsideration! 】

As soon as Xiao Bailong's words came out, there was a row of reconsideration below.

Piggy: "."

[Why don't you go, my old pig? 】

[Zhuzhu, you are at the pinnacle of quasi-sage, and your body is a chaotic beast. When it explodes, it can even abuse ordinary Hunyuan. Are you going to insure it? ] At this moment, even the bearded man who would call 666 began to take the rhythm.

[You old Sha, old pig, I treat you well on weekdays, you speak with your conscience, who among us can't leapfrog to fight monsters?

Especially you, as long as you shout 666, you can increase your combat power. Old pig, I don’t even know where your limit is. If you want to go, it’s best for you to go, right? 】

Beard: [Piggy, aren't you the second senior brother?At a time like this, shouldn't whoever is the biggest set an example for the younger brothers and sisters? 】

Piggy; [Bah!To be honest, Master is not dead yet. Do we need to worry about him? 】

One sentence blurted out, and Zhuzhu regretted it after saying it.

then
[System prompt: Zhuzhu has been banned by the administrator for 12 billion years! 】

[System prompt: Lao Sha was banned by the administrator for 12 years! 】

Everyone: "."

Their master is indeed as narrow-minded as ever!
When all the disciples were complaining, Mu Feng, who knew that relying on his disciples had no hope, closed his eyes, and a ray of divine thought came out, crossed the space, and landed on the little one.

"Dig the wall and dig into me, tell me, how do you want to die?"

The avatar manifested, looking at this strong man with a femme fatale whose realm was slightly higher than his own, Mu Feng didn't say a word of nonsense, and went straight to the point.

(End of this chapter)