Dialogue between ancient and modern: I create programs, national treasures have spirits

Chapter 42 Going Abroad and Going to the World

Yi Ze led Lele and Qiuqiu's chubby little paws and walked together in the bamboo forest.

Walking to an open space, Yi Ze stopped in his tracks.

At this time, Lele already had an extra bamboo shoot in his hand, and he was already eating it.

Not to be outdone, Qiuqiu pulled out a bamboo shoot and ate it.

In this regard, Yi Ze is also very helpless.

Can you stop these cute people from not eating?
It is estimated that the barrage is full of cuteness.

"Lele, Qiuqiu, how much do you eat in a day?"

With the gentle tone, the relaxed atmosphere, and the panda's furry head, Yi Ze felt that his heart was about to be purified.

Lele raised her head, slapped Yi Ze's hand that was trying to touch her ear with her small paw, and said, "More than 40 catties a day, except for sleeping and eating!"

Qiuqiu on the side also said in a childish voice: "Life is eating and eating."

As he spoke, he continued to gnaw on the bamboo shoots.

The audience started to salivate.

"Now I also want to hold a bamboo shoot and start eating!"

"Don't think about it, you are not a national treasure holding bamboo shoots!"

"It's really so cute lying down and cooking. Pandas grew up eating cuteness!"

"So what is Chi You thinking? Riding these little cuties to the battlefield?"

"Why do pandas have dark circles under their eyes? Didn't they get beaten up when they were fighting Chi You?"

"Bengbu lives, you really made me laugh!"

The barrage instantly became very funny.

And Yi Ze also asked this question.

"Lele, Qiuqiu, many people say that you were once Chi You's mount, and you were also called the Iron-eating Beast. Is this true?"

As soon as the question came out, the lovely Lele immediately showed a shocked look, while Qiuqiu on the side answered after several bamboo shoots:

"What you are looking for is an iron-eating beast, what does it have to do with my giant panda?"

The milky voice, paired with this interesting answer, set off a frenzy on the bullet screen in an instant.

"Good guy, can pandas play tricks now?"

"The one you want to arrest is Lu Xun, what does it have to do with me, Zhou Shuren? (dog head)"

"I'm not afraid that the panda is cute, but I'm afraid that he is cute and can play tricks!"

"Pandas are actually very lazy, they eat while lying down, and Chi You didn't play like that when he was young."

Yi Ze didn't expect that Qiuqiu would come up with such an answer.

Could it be that the breeder took her to watch TV on weekdays?

After that, Yi Ze asked some other questions.

By the way, I also popularized a wave of panda knowledge.

For example, if you want to touch a panda, you actually need certain equipment.

After all, pandas are an endangered species, and they are relatively fragile. There may be some bacterial viruses and tiny mites in the human body, which will have a negative impact on the health of pandas.

The special ones are cosmetics for women, and they are also a kind of harm to pandas.

It has been reported before that pandas who have had close contact with outsiders developed acariasis.

As for masturbating a panda with bare hands like Yi Ze, he must go through strict procedures for disinfection, and he must not apply too much cosmetics.

"Pandas are a national treasure of China and a world-renowned living fossil with a history of 800 million years!"

Without disturbing Lele and Qiuqiu, Yi Ze embarked on a journey again.

In the bamboo forest, Yi Ze walked alone.

"As one of the cutest animals in the world, giant pandas have always been highly loved both at home and abroad. Various countries have also put in a lot of effort to compete for the right to adopt giant pandas!"

"Of course, as a national treasure of China, the giant panda will always belong to China. Even if a foreign country adopts it, there will be a certain number of years!"

Yi Ze explained with a smile: "There are many treaties about pandas."

"First of all, the lease period is usually ten years, and the rent for one year is 100 million eagle gold!"

"If Xiao Gungun is born during the lease period, the annual rent will increase by about 60 eagle gold, and after two years, Xiao Gungun can return to China!"

"Of course, sometimes accidents are unavoidable. If a giant panda dies accidentally, a fine of 50 yuan will be imposed, and the body will naturally be returned to China!"

"Such a cute roll, even with so many restrictions, all countries are eagerly waiting!"

"You think you can meet the funding requirements? That's a big mistake!"

Yi Ze joked with a smile: "Some viewers must think that they also want to raise giant pandas. This is not a small expense!"

"The venue and the environment have to be considered. Those countries that can adopt Gun Gun basically have to build new zoos to take care of giant pandas!"

"Our giant pandas will be picked up by the heads of state in person when they go abroad. This level, ordinary people really can't enjoy it!"

With a light swipe of Yi Ze's finger, the picture rippled like water ripples.

Then, one scroll after another unfolded.

Above, all the scenes where the heads of state who meet the adoption standards are personally picked up by the airport are shown.

The dignitaries in suits and leather shoes shed tears of emotion when they saw this cutie in the world again.

It's really not easy!
The audience was also happy when they saw this scene.

"Is this cultural export? Giant pandas are unique!"

"Look, these heads of state are so happy!"

"I'd be happy with me too, it's so cute!"

"Hmph, there's still Wa Kingdom in it, so it shouldn't be given to them!"

"Hey, it can't be killed with one shot. Although there are many bad types in the Wa country, occasionally there are some conscientious ones."

"For example, Ms. Ai Fukuhara, who tastes like Northeast China!"

"Haha, suddenly I want to laugh, what if giant pandas also speak Dongbei dialect?"

The joy of the barrage far exceeds that of the first three episodes.

As for Yi Ze, after showing so many wonderful shots about giant pandas, his complexion gradually became serious.

"China has always been a peace-loving country. Whether it is for people or animals, we all have peace in our hearts."

His voice became calm and less relaxed.

"So, our national treasure, the giant panda, has successfully come out of the critically endangered category and is world-renowned."

"And now, there is still a lot of dirty water being poured on this peaceful nation crazily, discrediting this peaceful country!"

Yi Ze's eyes became serious and he took a step gently. In an instant, everything changed.

"Let's go and see together, these dirty faces!"

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