Dialogue between ancient and modern: I create programs, national treasures have spirits

Chapter 43 Who can't be weird? (plus more!)
"I also need to go!"

Behind them, Lele and Qiuqiu followed with bamboo shoots in their hands.

Yi Ze looked at these two furry cuties, stretched out his hand, and directly hugged the two round ones: "Okay, let's go and see together!"

Time and space flowed, and in the next second, many media reports suddenly appeared in front of him.

The big bold and black titles attract the attention of the audience.

[Huaxia people's eating meat has severely damaged Blue Star's ecological environment! 】

【Should we eat meat?I don't think it should be, protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility! 】

[To promote artificial meat, Chinese people should reduce meat consumption! 】

[For every piece of meat we eat, the rainforest will be destroyed by one kilometer! 】

【…】

"Have you ever seen such headlines or articles in domestic media such as bibs and editors?"

Yi Ze pointed to these long articles, his eyes full of sarcasm.

"A butterfly flapping its wings by chance in the Bashi rainforest may not cause a tornado in the Eagle Country of Des Saccos, and every piece of meat we eat will cause the destruction of the Bashi rainforest. Over the years, such The gangster logic, have you seen it?"

Lele put down the bamboo shoots in his mouth and asked, "Then if I eat bamboo shoots every day, will it cause the bamboo to become extinct?"

Yi Ze was amused by Lele's innocent question. He smiled and touched Lele's head and said, "No, Lele, just eat it."

And the audience's aroused emotions, with Lele's interruption, instantly diminished a lot.

"Lele is too cute, and she is worried that the bamboo will be eaten up."

"Yize is going to scale up his tricks again. The previous attack was directed at those Cicada Monkeys who distorted history. Is this time the attack is aimed at double-standard dogs?"

"Eagle countrymen accuse us of consuming meat, eggs and milk every day, but in fact they eat it better than anyone else!"

"What's even more irritating is that there are also a group of soft bones in China, who eat big fish and meat every day, and then teach ordinary people not to eat them. Are you annoying!"

"Okay, my anger is already in place!"

After Lele's interruption, Yi Ze suddenly felt that he could no longer be serious, so he changed his mind and simply changed his style.

Cynicism, yin and yang, who can't do it?

"Actually, this is indeed our fault!"

When Yi Ze opened his mouth, everyone was stunned.

A ridiculous idea popped up in everyone's mind.

Could it be that this guy with "thick eyebrows and big eyes" also rebelled?
Yi Ze didn't pause too much, and continued:
"The mistake is that we are developing too fast, which has created a sense of pressure in Western countries;"

"The mistake is that our influence continues to rise, which seriously threatens the integrity of certain countries;"

"The mistake is that we are too peace-loving. Even if some media at home and abroad make false statements, we often reflect on ourselves;"

"Isn't this our mistake?"

"We stood up, so those who are used to kneeling, started to panic, they spared no effort to get close to their foreign father, begging for mercy, trying to culturally deny our achievements!
We dared to say no, so those cicada monkeys with crooked buttocks found that they could no longer deceive us, so they distorted certain remarks, took them out of context, and made large-scale accusations! "

After a few words, the audience was taken aback for a while.

"Good guy, you're an old hermaphrodite!"

"I didn't expect you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to do this?"

"Find out our mistakes from a Westerner's point of view, man!"

"Isn't this what we are in the eyes of Westerners?"

"Cicada Monkey was very angry when he heard that, why do you think we are so rich?"

"50, 50, smearing 50 once, 50 every day!"

In the barrage, the majority of netizens also started a frenzy of cynicism.

I have to say that human beings are really full of talent when it comes to yin and yang.

At this moment, Yi Ze seemed to be at the center of public opinion.

This is where role-playing comes into play.

The audience was surprised to find that Yi Ze had turned into Black Bama, the President of Eagle Country.

"If more than 10 billion Chinese people live the same life as Eagle Country and Kangaroo Country, it will be a tragedy and disaster for mankind. Blue Star can't bear it at all, and the whole world will fall into a very miserable situation!"

Then he transformed himself and became the editor-in-chief of "Ugly Times": "Oh, my God, every time a Chinese eats a piece of meat, a puff of smoke rises from the Amazon rainforest. This is really terrible!"

Later, it turned into a double-sided needle: "Why does the Chinese people's consumption of meat, eggs and milk affect the survival of the tropical rainforest in Baxi?"

The changes again and again made the audience dizzy.

And these groundless accusations one after another also made them furious.

It seems that all the destruction of vegetation and the extinction of animals in the world are all caused by Chinese people eating meat.

"No, I'm getting angry, I have to eat two catties of pork belly to reduce my anger!"

"Come and see, I'm eating lobster again!"

"Oh, what I'm eating now is deep-fried cicada monkey. It tastes crunchy, but you have to wash it clean, otherwise it will stink!"

"Attention upstairs, the internal organs of cicada monkeys cannot be eaten, they are poisonous and smelly!"

"The last time I wanted to eat a cicada monkey brain, I opened it and found out, where did they get their brains, it's so annoying!"

Yi Ze didn't see the satirical frenzy on the barrage. He turned into a lot of distorted speeches one after another, and then turned back into himself.

Behind him, a huge line chart appeared.

The above shows the comparison of per capita meat consumption between China, Eagle Country, Kangaroo Country, Bashi and other countries.

"Actually, I've always found it very interesting. This is what those Cicada monkeys and politicians say about Chinese people eating meat and destroying the Blue Star ecology!"

On the line chart, the red line representing China has always been at the bottom, even if it has developed so far, it has not surpassed any country.

Even, it is only less than half of the lowest level of Eagle Country.

This rather ironic line chart really opened the eyes of the audience.

"Good guy, what face does Eagle Country have to say about us? We are no match for them in the 60s!"

"I finally understand what double standards are!"

"So those cicada monkeys, please open your eyes and take a look? Your master eats more and manages more than anyone else!"

"If we really want to talk about eating less meat, shouldn't Eagle Country take the lead?"

"This is actually an environmental siege aimed at us, using the excuse of environmental protection to start interfering in our lives!"

"My mouth is full of environmentalism, and I'm full of male robbers and female prostitutes behind my back!"

"People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky!"

But Yi Ze's footsteps did not stop.

He held Lele and Qiuqiu in both hands and continued walking.

"Our national treasures are well protected by us, but there are still many lovely animals whose lives are extremely miserable!"

"Today, let's uncover together, this ugly face that was deliberately covered up by Cicada Monkey and Western bandits!"

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(End of this chapter)