Rebirth of Super God Takeaway
Chapter 14
Chapter 14
Time comes to night.
Tuan'er may have been frightened by what happened in the afternoon and her arm was injured, so she went to bed early with a small belly after dinner.
But in Jiang Heng's view, she was not frightened in any way.
It's all about embarrassment.
That guy, like a starving ghost, often puts a whole crayfish into his mouth, and he doesn't see how the other party chews it.
When you spit it out again, only the shrimp head and shell are left.
I have never seen such a tough way of eating, so that when Jiang Heng came to his senses, the five catties of crayfish had all entered Tuan'er's belly, leaving only a large pot still bubbling on the table. With Yunyun hot and fragrant soup.
The group could only smile awkwardly.
Then his eyes rolled, and he said to Jiang Heng solemnly: "It is easy to get gout if you eat too much crayfish. For the sake of your health, let me bear this kind of crime for you. Jiang Heng, you are so good Don't thank me."
After finishing speaking, I still didn't forget to burp in a very disfigured manner.
Seeing Tuan'er being so "understanding", Jiang Heng was in a bad mood.
God Nima's gout, and for the sake of my health.
I believe your evil, okay!
What is this?
It's a crayfish killer!
And it's kind of petty.
There are more than 100 five-pound crayfish. If you let me eat more than a dozen, I will die?
It’s just that!
I can no longer complain.
Suppressing greed and a little dissatisfaction, it was already eight o'clock in the evening when Jiang Heng finished cleaning up the "battlefield".
Just when he just sat down on the sofa, he was about to play Douyin for a while, to soothe his "injured" heart.
Suddenly, the phone in his hand rang.
"The wild wave is an attitude, and the wild wave is the ups and downs..."
Hearing this extremely humiliating ringtone, Jiang Heng's face darkened and he didn't want to answer it.
But when he saw clearly who the caller was, he had no choice but to answer the phone with a face of reluctance.
After all, he still has something to ask the other party.
The result was that before he had time to say "Hello", Li Goudan on the other side of the phone let out another burst of "dragon roar".
"Hey, let me say Jiang Heng, my buddy found out that you have a problem with your work attitude in the past two days. You made two takeaway orders in two days? Honestly, don't you want to do it? Don't blame my brother for not reminding you, three days later It’s the end of the month, and you’re still short of more than 100 orders this month, so don’t blame me if your salary is deducted, my brother is also very helpless, and my brother also works for others.”
Snapped!beep beep...
Hearing the busy tone from the phone, Jiang Heng was so astonished that he almost went crazy.
Three times, already the third time.
Except for being able to say "Damn, what are you doing" for the first time, the remaining two times had no chance to say anything at all.
What do you mean I don't want to do it anymore?
What do you mean I am short of more than 100 orders this month?
Do you think it's because I don't want to start work?
God knows if your takeout software is broken, or it just won’t place an order for me.
What you get for delivering an order of food is money, what I get for delivering an order of food is praise points towards the pinnacle of life!
Depressed in his heart, Jiang Heng got up and walked to the bedroom.
He was going to change his clothes before going out to try his luck.
It's still early anyway.
Maybe it's time to place an order?
……
Meanwhile, on the other side.
A sneaky figure suddenly appeared on the outskirts of the city out of breath.
His name is Li Sanmu, and he is a thief who is being hunted down by plainclothes arresters.
Like all sad stories, he had just started out as a teacher, and he hadn't succeeded once before he was spotted on the spot by an old head catcher with "sharp eyes".
Li Sanmu was very confused about this.
He felt that he was already very low-key, he walked with his head down, and looked at people secretly from the corner of his eye.
Why is this still recognized?
Could it be that the equipment of the headhunters is so advanced that they can see through people's hearts?
This is the true thought of Li Sanmu, who only has a primary school education.
But what he didn't know was that the head catchers had a very keen sense of smell.
Ordinary people don't walk like a mouse, they only glance at people out of the corner of their eyes.
Isn't this clearly saying to them "old rivers and lakes": "Hey, the head catcher, you are not mistaken, I am a thief, come and catch me!"
What could this be if it wasn't a frenzied provocation like death?
If you don't arrest you, go back and lock yourself up for 24 hours to investigate the case thoroughly. I'm sorry for the majestic headhunting uniform on your body.
It can be seen from this that the "old thief" who taught Li Sanmu is also a scammer who specializes in cheating apprentices.
The face comes from the heart, this simple and vulgar truth is not taught to my apprentices.
How do you let your apprentice go out to "work" with peace of mind?
There is simply no "teacher's morality".
Fortunately, Li Sanmu didn't learn much about stealing, but he was very good at escaping.
With only a pair of fleshy feet, he escaped the pursuit of the two-wheeled motorcycle and left the opponent without a trace.
But he was still a little worried, and he ran for almost ten kilometers without stopping until he reached the outskirts of the city. Only then was he temporarily relieved.
At this time, Li Sanmu reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He saw a big locust tree not far ahead, so he was going to go there to rest and recharge his batteries.
Slowly walking forward with a tired body...
Suddenly, Li Sanmu's eyes were attracted by a Little Sheep electric car.
"Why is there a takeout delivery truck here? Is there anyone still living here?" Li Sanmu muttered in his heart.
But the expression on his face was immediately replaced by excitement.
He suddenly felt his hands start to itch.
Looking at this little sheep, which was still brand new, Li Sanmu kept thinking in his heart.
"I thought I was going to return empty-handed today, but I didn't expect to have an extra harvest? It seems that it is really blessed by the ancestors. This electric car will definitely sell for a good price when I get it back."
Li Sanmu, who was like a cat scratching in his heart, couldn't even take a break now, rubbing his hands, and walked slowly towards the little sheep with a wretched expression.
When I came to the front of the car, I found that the body was not locked at all.
But pricked up his ears and listened to the surrounding area, it was also very quiet, it didn't look like anyone was there at all.
This made Li Sanmu very happy.
I originally thought that I would have to worry about picking the lock, but now it seems that I can save it.
Li Sanmu squatted down humming a little tune, ready to check the condition of the little sheep.
However, at this moment, the air behind Li Sanmu rippled like a water curtain.
In the next second, Jiang Heng's ghostly figure walked out of the water curtain.
Jiang Heng's face darkened when he saw someone sneakily squatting in front of his little sheep, tinkering with it.
These days, there will be thieves in such a remote place?Is it the improvement of social security that makes it impossible for thieves in the city to gain a foothold?
Or some other reason?
Anyway, no matter what the reason is, since you stole it from yourself, you have to let the other party teach you a lesson.
Thinking of this, Jiang Heng's mouth showed a wicked smirk.
I just wanted to find someone to test it again, and the result was delivered to my door.
It's just here to give experience benefits, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)
Time comes to night.
Tuan'er may have been frightened by what happened in the afternoon and her arm was injured, so she went to bed early with a small belly after dinner.
But in Jiang Heng's view, she was not frightened in any way.
It's all about embarrassment.
That guy, like a starving ghost, often puts a whole crayfish into his mouth, and he doesn't see how the other party chews it.
When you spit it out again, only the shrimp head and shell are left.
I have never seen such a tough way of eating, so that when Jiang Heng came to his senses, the five catties of crayfish had all entered Tuan'er's belly, leaving only a large pot still bubbling on the table. With Yunyun hot and fragrant soup.
The group could only smile awkwardly.
Then his eyes rolled, and he said to Jiang Heng solemnly: "It is easy to get gout if you eat too much crayfish. For the sake of your health, let me bear this kind of crime for you. Jiang Heng, you are so good Don't thank me."
After finishing speaking, I still didn't forget to burp in a very disfigured manner.
Seeing Tuan'er being so "understanding", Jiang Heng was in a bad mood.
God Nima's gout, and for the sake of my health.
I believe your evil, okay!
What is this?
It's a crayfish killer!
And it's kind of petty.
There are more than 100 five-pound crayfish. If you let me eat more than a dozen, I will die?
It’s just that!
I can no longer complain.
Suppressing greed and a little dissatisfaction, it was already eight o'clock in the evening when Jiang Heng finished cleaning up the "battlefield".
Just when he just sat down on the sofa, he was about to play Douyin for a while, to soothe his "injured" heart.
Suddenly, the phone in his hand rang.
"The wild wave is an attitude, and the wild wave is the ups and downs..."
Hearing this extremely humiliating ringtone, Jiang Heng's face darkened and he didn't want to answer it.
But when he saw clearly who the caller was, he had no choice but to answer the phone with a face of reluctance.
After all, he still has something to ask the other party.
The result was that before he had time to say "Hello", Li Goudan on the other side of the phone let out another burst of "dragon roar".
"Hey, let me say Jiang Heng, my buddy found out that you have a problem with your work attitude in the past two days. You made two takeaway orders in two days? Honestly, don't you want to do it? Don't blame my brother for not reminding you, three days later It’s the end of the month, and you’re still short of more than 100 orders this month, so don’t blame me if your salary is deducted, my brother is also very helpless, and my brother also works for others.”
Snapped!beep beep...
Hearing the busy tone from the phone, Jiang Heng was so astonished that he almost went crazy.
Three times, already the third time.
Except for being able to say "Damn, what are you doing" for the first time, the remaining two times had no chance to say anything at all.
What do you mean I don't want to do it anymore?
What do you mean I am short of more than 100 orders this month?
Do you think it's because I don't want to start work?
God knows if your takeout software is broken, or it just won’t place an order for me.
What you get for delivering an order of food is money, what I get for delivering an order of food is praise points towards the pinnacle of life!
Depressed in his heart, Jiang Heng got up and walked to the bedroom.
He was going to change his clothes before going out to try his luck.
It's still early anyway.
Maybe it's time to place an order?
……
Meanwhile, on the other side.
A sneaky figure suddenly appeared on the outskirts of the city out of breath.
His name is Li Sanmu, and he is a thief who is being hunted down by plainclothes arresters.
Like all sad stories, he had just started out as a teacher, and he hadn't succeeded once before he was spotted on the spot by an old head catcher with "sharp eyes".
Li Sanmu was very confused about this.
He felt that he was already very low-key, he walked with his head down, and looked at people secretly from the corner of his eye.
Why is this still recognized?
Could it be that the equipment of the headhunters is so advanced that they can see through people's hearts?
This is the true thought of Li Sanmu, who only has a primary school education.
But what he didn't know was that the head catchers had a very keen sense of smell.
Ordinary people don't walk like a mouse, they only glance at people out of the corner of their eyes.
Isn't this clearly saying to them "old rivers and lakes": "Hey, the head catcher, you are not mistaken, I am a thief, come and catch me!"
What could this be if it wasn't a frenzied provocation like death?
If you don't arrest you, go back and lock yourself up for 24 hours to investigate the case thoroughly. I'm sorry for the majestic headhunting uniform on your body.
It can be seen from this that the "old thief" who taught Li Sanmu is also a scammer who specializes in cheating apprentices.
The face comes from the heart, this simple and vulgar truth is not taught to my apprentices.
How do you let your apprentice go out to "work" with peace of mind?
There is simply no "teacher's morality".
Fortunately, Li Sanmu didn't learn much about stealing, but he was very good at escaping.
With only a pair of fleshy feet, he escaped the pursuit of the two-wheeled motorcycle and left the opponent without a trace.
But he was still a little worried, and he ran for almost ten kilometers without stopping until he reached the outskirts of the city. Only then was he temporarily relieved.
At this time, Li Sanmu reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He saw a big locust tree not far ahead, so he was going to go there to rest and recharge his batteries.
Slowly walking forward with a tired body...
Suddenly, Li Sanmu's eyes were attracted by a Little Sheep electric car.
"Why is there a takeout delivery truck here? Is there anyone still living here?" Li Sanmu muttered in his heart.
But the expression on his face was immediately replaced by excitement.
He suddenly felt his hands start to itch.
Looking at this little sheep, which was still brand new, Li Sanmu kept thinking in his heart.
"I thought I was going to return empty-handed today, but I didn't expect to have an extra harvest? It seems that it is really blessed by the ancestors. This electric car will definitely sell for a good price when I get it back."
Li Sanmu, who was like a cat scratching in his heart, couldn't even take a break now, rubbing his hands, and walked slowly towards the little sheep with a wretched expression.
When I came to the front of the car, I found that the body was not locked at all.
But pricked up his ears and listened to the surrounding area, it was also very quiet, it didn't look like anyone was there at all.
This made Li Sanmu very happy.
I originally thought that I would have to worry about picking the lock, but now it seems that I can save it.
Li Sanmu squatted down humming a little tune, ready to check the condition of the little sheep.
However, at this moment, the air behind Li Sanmu rippled like a water curtain.
In the next second, Jiang Heng's ghostly figure walked out of the water curtain.
Jiang Heng's face darkened when he saw someone sneakily squatting in front of his little sheep, tinkering with it.
These days, there will be thieves in such a remote place?Is it the improvement of social security that makes it impossible for thieves in the city to gain a foothold?
Or some other reason?
Anyway, no matter what the reason is, since you stole it from yourself, you have to let the other party teach you a lesson.
Thinking of this, Jiang Heng's mouth showed a wicked smirk.
I just wanted to find someone to test it again, and the result was delivered to my door.
It's just here to give experience benefits, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)
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