Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 15 The Thieves Have Their Ways Li Sanmu

"Ah...I'm a poor 'Piao'...I'm so miserable! My head...my legs...give it back to me quickly!"

Li Sanmu, who was carefully tinkering with the wiring and was about to ride the electric bike away, suddenly heard a scary voice from behind, and his body froze suddenly.

No way?
To be so unlucky?

It is said that if you walk too much at night, it is easy to bump into A Piao, but now I am squatting.

It's not walking either.

I have to say that Li Sanmu's brain circuit is a bit too simple.

It is estimated that the single-celled water bears are much smarter than him.

Looking at Li Sanmu who was still facing away from him, trembling with fright, Jiang Heng almost burst out laughing.

But he suppressed his smile and continued to say in a cold voice: "Thieves and thieves should be sent to the hell of the oil pan after death, stripped of their clothes and thrown into the hot oil pan to fry, slap, slap! Rebombing..."

At this time, Jiang Heng was also learning and selling. How could he know which hell the thief should go to after death and what kind of punishment he would suffer?
He knows so much thanks to the powerful mobile phone search engine.

If Li Sanmu dared to look back now, he would definitely go crazy.

Because Jiang Heng behind him was looking at the phone, holding back a smile, reading according to the script.

"Yan... Uncle Yan Wang... the little one... I got it wrong... woo... the little one is also today... I just graduated from the teacher... I haven't opened yet... woo... the little one will never... dare Already!"

At this time, Li Sanmu was almost scared to pee.

He has already decided in his heart that if he can survive today by chance, he will definitely turn his back on his evil ways and become a good person.

However, at this moment, an unharmonious voice that didn't match the terrifying surroundings suddenly sounded.

Hearing this sound, not only Li Sanmu was stunned, but even Jiang Heng, who was pretending to be 'A Piao' to scare people, was also stunned.

"Ding! You have a new delivery order for Meituan, please check it!"

This shit, usually looking forward to placing an order, would never give it to Lao Tzu.

I'm having a good time playing now, but I came to order to expose Lao Tzu.

This food delivery app is poisonous!
Contrary to Jiang Heng's idea, Li Sanmu, a single-celled creature, was rarely smarter.

Could it be that I was being played by someone?
Lord Yan still needs to deliver food?
With doubts in his heart, Li Sanmu didn't feel scared anymore.

He spun on the spot, soared into the air, turned around, and looked directly at the... eh?Delivery guy?
At this time, Jiang Heng stretched out his right hand and greeted Li Sanmu with an apologetic smile: "Hi, big brother, good evening, the weather is fine tonight."

Li Sanmu was in a mess at the time.

Hey your mother's head, have a good evening.

I don’t know, I almost scared the shit out of me just now?

You poor food delivery guy still has a smile on your face?
Look at your little arms and legs, you look so malnourished, believe it or not, I crushed your balls in minutes!
Seeing the opponent's strong back and murderous look, Jiang Heng immediately retorted not to be outdone: "Hey, you are a dead thief, do you still have a reason to steal my electric car? Are you ready to crush me? Kneel down for me. !”

Li Sanmu: "..."

Is this person sick?

Why do people kneel down when they disagree?
Could it be that he has watched too many palace and emperor dramas and fantasized about being the emperor?
Although Li Sanmu's head is not very clever, he is filial.

Since he was a child, he only knelt down to his parents, other than that, even if he pointed a gun at his head, don't want his knees to bend.

Still angry.

Seeing someone insulting him, Li Sanmu couldn't bear the anger. He immediately clenched his fist and rushed towards Jiang Heng.

He rushed and said: "Wow, you bastard, you are really deceiving people too much, look at the trick!"

"I'll go!" Seeing the opponent's fist gradually enlarged in front of his eyes, Jiang Heng immediately backed away with a strange cry.

It's just that he didn't have eyes on his back, and he only retreated less than three meters before he tripped over a raised stone on the ground.

However, he barely escaped the opponent's hard blow.

Li Sanmu didn't say much when he saw that his blow was missed.

He hastily withdrew his fist, then took a big stride, came to the fallen Jiang Heng, stretched out his right foot, and was about to step on it fiercely.

"Wait a minute! STOP! Ya*蠛*die!" After shouting in three languages, Jiang Heng's face turned pale.

Not that he was scared.

Instead, he suddenly became suspicious.

Why didn't the other party kneel down for me?

You must know that the man and Tuan'er who were playing games before were all kneeled down by him.

Is it?

Jiang Heng suddenly thought of a possibility.

It's just that now is the critical moment, and the opponent's stinky foot is already in sight.

Even through the canvas shoes, you can smell the smell of canned herring, which is as choking as you want.

Jiang Heng is going to find a chance to try again.

At this time, the expression on Li Sanmu's face was very stern.

He said coldly: "Do you have any last words?"

Shrimp?Last words?

Could it be that this stunned young man has watched too many martial arts dramas, and is ready to take his life if he disagrees?

Do you want to be so passionate?

Gently pushing the opponent's feet away with his hands, Jiang Heng grinned slightly.

Then, as if he didn't believe in evil, he said another sentence like death: "You kneel down for me?"

"Uh..." Li Sanmu originally thought that the other party was going to beg for mercy, but unexpectedly...

Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it, he immediately let out an angry roar: "Boy, you are getting angry, see if I don't tear your mouth apart."

The two experiments have proved his guess, so Jiang Heng can die boldly with confidence?
Ah, bah bah, what the hell?

He is a man who is about to reach the pinnacle of his life!

Do you want to just come out and clean yourself up?

In that case, I'm sorry, the identity of the protagonist who was chosen by heaven.

Thinking of this level, for some reason, Jiang Heng suddenly felt full of strength, and a warm current gradually rose from his lower body.

The "explosive" energy travels through the whole body, as if if he throws a punch at will, the world will change color.

But the fact is that when Jiang Heng came out from under the big locust tree, he was holding a large garbage bag containing crayfish remains and soup in his hand.

When he was playing with the thief, he was so concentrated that he forgot the existence of the garbage bag in his hand.

As a result, when he fell back and fell just now, the garbage bag was accidentally broken by him.

There was still warm soup flowing all over his lower body.

Isn't it just a "warm current"?

Counting on this "warm current" to defeat the enemy, then every summer, half of the people in China will become Super Man.

After all, the crayfish that are wiped out on the dining table every year can circle Yinglanxing four or five times hand in hand.

The soup in it can fill at least half of the Pacific Ocean.

With the help of the bright moonlight, seeing Jiang Heng suddenly felt as if he had been spayed with chicken blood, a carp stiffened... didn't get up.

Then he scratched his head in embarrassment and got up, and continued to punch a set of bastard punches in front of himself, Li Sanmu was almost speechless about this.

But when he thought about it again, the other party was not a rich man either.

They are also the working people who get up early and work late all day to earn hard money, so the anger they received before has disappeared without a trace.

The most important thing is that the other person's body smells so good right now... Uh, no, it's so disgusting, the crayfish soup is all over his body.

Therefore, in line with the principle of stealing, Li Sanmu withdrew his posture.

With his hands behind his back, he raised his head 45 degrees to look at the sky, put on the appearance of an outsider and said slowly: "Forget it this time, you must know that there is gold under the man's knees, no one can stand this kneeling except the world and his parents." Yes. Okay, I’m leaving. There’s something wrong with the brake cable of your electric car, but I’ve fixed it for you just now. Don’t thank me, because you don’t deserve it!”

Looking at the back of the other party leaving coolly against the moonlight, Jiang Heng was dumbfounded and froze in place, messing around in the wind alone.

What the hell am I being educated by a thief?
(End of this chapter)