Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 22 The Black History of Venerable Consonance

"Is it okay not to take these two soles?" Venerable Lingxi protested.

"No, senior, unless you want to be electrocuted." Jiang Heng refused righteously.

"Ah...um...uh...well then." After pondering for a long time, Venerable Lingxi had no choice but to compromise.

But then he said with a worried face: "About today's matter, whether I am dead or alive, I hope that little friend Jiang Heng will not mention it to anyone. Otherwise... otherwise... well, in short, keep it secret for me." correct."

I want to say something cruel, but otherwise I just can't say a word for a long time.

I have to say that Venerable Lingxi is a genuinely kind person.

Receiving this pair of "refreshing" broken rubber soles from Jiang Heng, Venerable Lingxi immediately felt that his soul had been sublimated.

This is really smelly too!
It smells a hundred times worse than a month-old durian.

Venerable Lingxi stretched out his orchid fingers with disgust on his face, carefully pinched the two stinky soles, and put his hand on the "lightning rod".

To be honest, if Jielei hadn't had to pass through the body of the robber to temper the immortal root, he wouldn't have done such a shameful thing if he was killed.

Rumble!
The seventh tribulation thunder, which has been brewing for a long time, is ready to go.

Upon seeing this, Venerable Lingxi quickly yelled at Jiang Heng: "Quickly, go to the side and hide! This time I didn't fly into the air to take the initiative to meet the thunder. I am afraid that the remaining thunder will affect you."

But there is no need for Venerable Consonance to remind.

As early as the moment the thunder rang, Jiang Heng was already running away like a frightened rabbit.

Only half of the head poked out from the top of the mountain, carefully watching what happened next.

Regarding this, Venerable Lingxi was speechless to the extreme.

Do you want to be so afraid of death?

I just said that it might be affected, but I didn't say it would definitely happen.

Alas, it's so uncomfortable to feel stuffy.

……

At the same time, a long rainbow suddenly crossed the distant sky.

It was a huge scarlet flying sword.

I saw a bald old man sitting cross-legged on Feijian, chatting on WeChat on his mobile phone with a mean smile on his face.

A group of well-known and upright Taoist friends who help each other in the new century.

Yun Longzi: "@everyone, fellow daoists, I have arrived in Songcheng first, does anyone want to see the embarrassing appearance of my elder brother, Venerable Lingxi, crossing the catastrophe?"

It turned out that this bald old man was Yun Longzi who wanted to use the Nine Turns to return to the Shendan in exchange for the Qingyue Fengming Sword of his senior brother Lingxi Venerable.

It's just that the latter didn't change.

Perhaps a large part of the reason why Yun Longzi is in such a hurry is that he wants to see Venerable Lingxi make a fool of himself.

In less than three seconds, a cultivator whose ID was Qingfeng Pavilion Master sent a gloating expression: "I really wish for it!"

The reply from the master of Qingfeng Pavilion was quite awkward.

Just because he always likes to speak in classical Chinese.

It's just that after the influence of modern society, what he speaks is no longer pure classical Chinese, but semi-modern and semi-classical.

At this time, the cultivator whose ID is Abbot Tongyuan sent a compassionate expression: "Good, you are basing your own happiness on the pain of others. It's not good, it's not good."

Seeing this, Yun Longzi was just about to reply, "Fake compassionate old bald donkey", but Abbot Tongyuan immediately said: "When you take a sneak shot later, pay attention to finding a good angle. Don't take pictures of Jieyun or something. Anyway, big guy In the future, there will be opportunities to see, and the focus should be on the distorted face of Venerable Lingxi. Amitabha, good, good."

Abbot Tongyuan's words blasted out a group of diving practitioners.

I saw the next second...

Master Mie sent a disdainful emoji too.

Lingyang real person despises +1
Purified elders despise +2
The Lord of Changmeng Mountain Qinghu despises +3
……

Abbot Tongyuan didn't take it seriously, but sent a selfie with his eyes narrowed and a smile on his face.

It's just that his hands seemed to curl up the four fingers casually, leaving only the middle finger slightly raised.

No matter how you look at it, it seems like you are using your own silent actions to counter the bombardment of contemptuous emoticons.

……

The group was noisy for a while, and then gradually calmed down.

After all, everyone is busy on their way.

If you come late, you won't be able to see Venerable Lingxi making a fool of himself.

After a long time, a cultivator whose ID is Sword God Li Chenfeng also sent a photo.

It's just that this photo is not a selfie, but a roll of red silk.

It looks very much like the kind of propaganda banners that are often hung on the street.

Sword God Li Chenfeng: "Fellow daoists, in order to celebrate Venerable Lingxi becoming the first fellow daoist to cross the catastrophe in thousands of years, I think it is very necessary to send him a banner. After all, this is a sincere heart, but the banner says What, I hope fellow Taoists will give you more valuable opinions."

The group exploded again, and the fellow Taoists were immediately aroused and began to speak freely.

Those who raised popular and pessimistic opinions said to write "Fellow Taoist Lingxi, have a good journey".

Someone who made an opinion on literature and art, said to write "Time is quiet and speaks well with the king, and thunder and lightning flow with the king".

Someone who made a spoof comment wrote "Chong Duck! Venerable Lingxi, you are not fighting alone! Yes, you are not alone!" It is not the kind of person enclosed in double quotation marks.

"..."

Anyway, it is right that there is no good thing to say.

It has to be said that Venerable Consonance has made a group of "good Taoist friends".

……

the other side.

The seventh tribulation thunder has roared down.

This is a terrifying tribulation thunder that is purple all over and as thick as an elephant's waist.

There was a world-shattering and earth-shattering coercion mixed with it, so that the Venerable Consonance on the ground was almost out of breath.

"Come on, I'd like to see what is so frightening about the seventh tribulation thunder that is said to be able to destroy gods. Let me break it!" Venerable Lingxi had no fear on his face, and suddenly let out a roar that shook the sky.

It's just that his brave image at this moment doesn't match the posture he poses in reality at all.

In reality, he looks like a big black bear holding a corn stalk tightly with both hands.

It's as stupid as it looks.

Jiang Heng on the side burst out laughing at this.

boom!
The purple tribulation thunder struck the "lightning rod" accurately.

Don't tell me, it really works.

I saw Venerable Lingxi's face tightened first, full of seriousness.

When the electric current went straight to the mountain, and his whole body felt no numbness and pain at all, Venerable Lingxi screamed excitedly.

"My God, it really works!"

"Hahaha, I, Venerable Consonance, will be No. 1 in the world for thousands of years."

"Those old guys who want to watch me have fun, are you dumbfounded?"

"Hey, once this tribulation thunder is over, I will put away this lightning rod, so that you will suffer when you cross the tribulation in the future."

"Wow Kaka, the old man is finally going to ascend!"

Looking crazy like a madman.

I have to say that long-term depression is really scary.

Jiang Heng didn't expect this trick to be really effective.

While he was happy for Venerable Lingxi, he also had to admire that science can sometimes "change fate against the sky".

As the "lightning rod" removes the terrifying power from the Jielei, the thick Jielei is also rapidly becoming thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In less than 5 minutes, it became as thick as an adult thigh.

Seeing this, Venerable Lingxi was so excited that he almost wanted to sing "Good Hey".

At this time, Yun Longzi, who had been late, finally broke through the sky.

Seeing that Venerable Lingxi was using such a strange way to cross the catastrophe, he immediately held back his laughter, took out his phone and "clicked, clicked" a hundred and ten pictures, and sent them to the WeChat chat that only belonged to their cultivators themselves in the group.

The group exploded with joy again.

All fellow Taoists who have seen the pictures are laughing wildly.

Is this shit going through a catastrophe?
People who don't know think it's the black bear stealing the corn, hahaha, no, I laughed so hard, the photos must be saved.

This is simply a dark history of Venerable Consonance.

Take it out and look at it when you are depressed in the future, maybe you can happily eat two more bowls of rice!

(End of this chapter)