Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 228

The meal at noon was the most satisfying and satisfying meal for Li Sanmu and the others in the past two days.

When I was driving on the national highway before, I used to steal the sweet potatoes grown by the farmer's uncle on the side of the road.

That guy, even though sweet potatoes can be eaten raw, they still taste very sweet.

But after eating for two days in a row, my stomach couldn't take it anymore.

The three of Duan Qianran are fine, they are all monks, so there is no such thing as a stomachache.

But Li Sanmu can't do it, that guy, at night, his stomach is like a drum beating war, gurgling endlessly.

Sweet potatoes are also very airy.

That's right, Li Sanmu became a "human-shaped cannon barrel" directly, sticking up his buttocks and farting five poisonous serial farts, almost killing the farmer uncle who came over after hearing the news.

After the meal, the four of them decided to continue looking for the beautiful group headquarters.

When they walked to the entrance of the cafeteria, Li Sanmu turned back as if he suddenly thought of something.

The team leader Cheng*guan immediately urinated.

You evil star, are you preparing endlessly or what?

You can't squeeze the wool tightly and desperately squeeze a sheep!
What the hell, have you considered the feelings of "sheep"?
Don't "sheep" hurt?

Is the "sheep"'s money all blown by the wind?
Seeing Li Sanmu approaching him, the team leader Cheng Guan put his arms in his arms immediately, with a resentful expression like a little daughter-in-law who was about to be bullied: "Why are you back again? Let me tell you, the meal card has already If you don’t have any money, don’t even think about it!”

Li Sanmu rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "Well, help people to the end, and lend me another 20 yuan?"

Captain Cheng* Guan: "..."

"No!" Hearing that the other party was ready to ask for money, the team leader Cheng Guan quickly shook his head like a rattle: "My salary has been handed over to my wife, and I am already penniless!"

"Oh, is that so?" Li Sanmu suddenly smiled evilly. He looked up and down the whole body of the captain Cheng Guan, and suddenly pointed out the window: "Look, your chief is here to dance in the square."

"Where, where..." The team leader, Cheng Guan, hurriedly looked out of the window.

But in the next second, he suddenly felt light under his feet, and the leather shoes had been taken off by Li Sanmu.

Li Sanmu frowned and held his breath, pulled out the insole of the leather shoes, and squeezed out a wrinkled 20 yuan sheet in the innermost position.

"Ah... Hurry up and return it to me, this is my private money, I keep it for buying cigarettes." The team leader Cheng Guan, who realized that he was deceived, turned his head, and immediately rushed towards Li Sanmu with a strange cry: "You are robbery!" , Chi Guoguo's robbery, I must report to the police to arrest you!"

With a dodge, Li Sanmu easily dodged the flying pounce of the squad leader Cheng Guan.

He ran to the cafeteria window, tore off a piece of paper from an opinion notebook on the wall, and prepared to write something on the paper.

But as soon as he wrote a few words, Li Sanmu suddenly had a problem: "Well, brother, you invited us to dinner and loaned us money, what's your name?"

How can the small captain Cheng Guan care about Li Sanmu?

He threw himself on Li Sanmu, and started to rummage in Li Sanmu's pockets: "Where, where, why not? Impossible, are you a magician?"

How could Li Sanmu have had such "intimate" contact with a big man before? He was upset by the team leader Cheng*, and he yelled directly: "You lend me money, and I will tell you a more concealed way to hide private money." !"

"Huh?" The team leader Cheng Guan heard the words, immediately stopped his hands and slid off Li Sanmu's body: "Brother, hello, let's get to know each other again, my name is Zhou Tieshu!"

Li Sanmu was fascinated when he saw Zhou Tieshu took the initiative to hand over his right hand as a gesture of goodwill.

Old Tie, are you so afraid of your own wife?
A way to hide private money can buy you off?

How worthless you are at home!
But Zhou Tieshu's cooperation is good, at least it can save him a lot of talking.

Li Sanmu thought for a while and said: "IOUs must be issued... Well, let me tell you, everyone is a civilized person, so don't stick to me anymore. Get down quickly, and be careful that I kick you. I didn't say no." Tell you how to hide private money, really!"

Zhou Tieshu slid off Li Sanmu's body awkwardly, he was really afraid that Li Sanmu was fooling him.

Li Sanmu gave Zhou Tieshu a wary look, then bent down and began to write the IOU.

While writing, he said in a tone of hatred for iron and steel: "I didn't say that, old iron, you hide your private money under the insoles. This is already a cheap way of the last century. Now it is the 21st century." , Everything must be innovative... Come on, you take this IOU first, and I will go out and find a prop that is handy, and then I will explain to you in detail, where should I hide my private money so that my wife will not find it. "

Li Sanmu opened his mouth with a bunch of great truths, which almost made Zhou Tieshu faint.

Zhou Tieshu looked at Li Sanmu's leaving back with a smirk on his face: "Teacher, I'll wait for you, go and come back quickly!"

The name changed from brother to teacher, which shows that Zhou Tieshu admires Li Sanmu from the bottom of his heart at this time.

Li Sanmu walked quickly to the side of Duan Qianran and the three of them, and winked at them.

The three of them understood immediately, and followed Li Sanmu out of the cafeteria with suppressed smiles.

The four of them wandered around the street for a while, and Duan Qianran finally couldn't help laughing until he was sure that Zhou Tieshu couldn't find out.

"Hahaha, Li Sanmu, you can do it! It's the first time I've found you can speak so well!"

Li Sanmu smiled with embarrassment: "Isn't this forced by the situation? But it is true, I also feel that I have performed supernormally today!"

Mo Xuzi came over and gave Li Sanmu a thumbs up: "Don't say anything brother, from now on you will be the fourth child of our three takeaway customers!"

Li Sanmu: "???"

Duan Qianran: "???"

Shuli: "???"

Shu Li looked at Duan Qianran with a dark face and said, "Three Musketeers for takeout? Who the hell came up with this stupid name? Is it you, brother?"

Duan Qianran shook his head to indicate that it was not him.

"Hahaha, second brother, don't make wild guesses." Mo Xuzi said proudly: "Since we have all left the Hundred Souls Sect, we can completely abandon the previous set of titles of brothers and sisters. I just now It was also influenced by Li Sanmu, and I suddenly thought of this name. In order to uphold the principle of not going to the old and not coming to the new, I think the takeaway three cheap... Uh, no, now it is the takeaway four cheap, this title can better reflect our four in one In addition, this 'slut' is not the other's 'sword', and this 'slut' is the slut's slut!"

As he spoke, he winked at Li Sanmu, and the latter seemed to be satisfied with the title for ten minutes, so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

For some reason, Duan Qianran and Shu Li felt that since the four of them arrived in S City, Li Sanmu and Mo Xuzi, two idiots who were originally half-assed, seemed to have changed into different people, and the style of painting was obviously wrong.

I don't know if it's because of the wind blowing my brain out of the long journey, or some other reason...

Anyway, the two of them have gone farther and farther on the road of being funny!
Simply speechless!

(End of this chapter)