Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 229 Come, I'll Make You a Magic

With money in their pockets, the four of them took a taxi and planned to ask the driver to take them directly to the beautiful regiment headquarters.

Before, just waiting for the takeaway boy on the street for a while, Zhou Tieshu's group of moths could be born out of thin air.

Although in the end, the four of them not only did not suffer any loss, but also had a full meal.

But even so, they dare not continue to squat on the street and "wait for the little brother".

In case I meet Wang Tiegun, Liu Tiezhu, and Shi Tiechan again...

The god of luck will not always be on their side!

At that point, God knows if something bad will happen.

The four of them sat in the taxi, Duan Qianran and Shu Li kept their faces dark the whole time, without saying a word.

The two of them are still thinking about the title of "Four Cheap Takeaway Customers", which sounds very silly.

On the other hand, Mo Xuzi and Li Sanmu looked at each other, "The bastard looks at mung beans", and they sat and chatted happily.

Mo Xuzi said curiously: "I'm talking about fourth, you just told Zhou Tieshu that you can teach him a good way to hide private money. Is there such a good way?"

Li Sanmu laughed and said, "I don't have any good solution. I don't even have a wife yet. The reason why I said that to Zhou Tieshu is because I want to run smoothly. But..."

As he spoke, Li Sanmu's face suddenly sank.

A beautiful image appeared in his mind, it was his childhood sweetheart who grew up in a social welfare institution, Wang Xuerui's little children's shoes!

Li Sanmu felt that sooner or later he would marry Wang Xuerui's little boy's shoes.

Although Wang Xuerui doesn't look like a preoccupied person.

But women are said to be fickle.

What if Wang Xuerui develops into the type of housewife who likes to confiscate her husband's salary after marriage?
At that time, if he can't master a few good ways to hide private money...

He has no more money in his pocket, how will he live in the future!

How can I happily go out to meet my friends, spend time and drink, and the clubhouse is so tender... Ahem, how can I, Li Sanmu, be that kind of person?

Li Sanmu immediately decided to plan ahead, and when he had time, he would go online to research how men all over the world hide their money.

At this time, Mo Xuzi continued to ask curiously: "Then where did you hide the money just now? Zhou Tieshu obviously searched all the pockets on your body, but why didn't he find it?"

"This involves my former teacher. Come and let me do a magic trick for you. Look this way." Li Sanmu smiled mysteriously, and took out the 20 yuan note in his pocket that still smelled like feet. Put it in the heart of your right hand.

Then he suddenly pointed out the car window with his left hand: "Look, there are beautiful women running naked outside!"

"Where, where..."

After saying these words, not only Mo Xuzi stretched his neck to look out of the car window, but also Duan Qianran, Shu Li, and the driver all looked out of the car.

In an instant, the taxi was on the main road as if drunk, with a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right...

Li Sanmu was so shocked that he almost peed in fright: "Don't look, I lied to you, there is nothing outside. Driver, please drive hard!"

A car of people suddenly looked at Li Sanmu with resentment.

Seeing this, Li Sanmu quickly changed the subject and said, "Third brother, now you can search me again to see if I still have the 20 yuan!"

Mo Xuzi began to grope around Li Sanmu's body suspiciously, and suddenly, he said with a look of shock: "Hey, where did the money go? Could it be hidden under the cushion?"

Just when Mo Xuzi was about to search under Li Sanmu's buttocks, Li Sanmu smiled triumphantly and said, "Don't bother, look in your own pocket."

Mo Xuzi was stunned when he heard the words, but he still obediently began to rummage through his upper and lower pockets.

After searching around, there was still nothing, just when Mo Xuzi was about to say something.

Suddenly, Li Sanmu pointed to his lower body with a strange expression and said, "Look in the pocket of your anti-theft underwear."

As soon as Li Sanmu's words fell, Mo Xuzi suddenly felt a thunderbolt hit his forehead, and his whole brain was buzzing.

But in order to verify whether the other party's statement is true, he still put his hand into the zipper of the anti-theft underwear with a dark face.

As he touched a crumpled banknote, Mo Xuzi took out the banknote and took a closer look, almost fainting from anger.

He stared at the banknotes that were still warm in his hands for about five seconds, and then let out a loud roar: "Ah, Li Sanmu, you are so dull! How dare you secretly stuff such a dirty piece of money into the banknotes?" Mine, mine...if this gets athlete's foot again...ah, I'm going to kill you!"

"Pfft... puff..."

Looking at Li Sanmu beside him who was pinched by Mo Xuzi and rolled his eyes, Shu Li, including Duan Qianran who was sitting in the front passenger seat and turned his head to watch the excitement, couldn't help but start sniggering.

At this time, the driver couldn't help but exclaimed: "The relationship between the two of them looks good!"

In return, Li Sanmu kicked him mercilessly behind him: "Okay...Your uncle!"

Seeing that Li Sanmu still had time to scold the driver, Shu Li's subordinates acted a little harder: "Ah, I'll send you back to your hometown right now!"

"No... don't... help!"

"Hahaha……"

For a moment, the entire taxi compartment was so happy, filled with the hearty laughter of Duan Qianran and others who were melon eaters.

……

Did Mo Xuzi strangle Li Sanmu to death?

He also planned to save Li Sanmu's life and wash his underwear for a whole year.

After all, according to the consensus reached between him and Li Sanmu, if he didn't get athlete's foot, it would only be this year.

But if you are unlucky and get athlete's foot where it shouldn't be, hehe, then I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you, Li Sanmu, will have to wash my underwear for the rest of my life.

In line with the principle of being able to bend and stretch, Li Sanmu compromised.

To be honest, it's not that he didn't wash other people's underwear before. He was the one who washed all the underwear of his master Stealing Dragon before.

That guy is old and experienced, and the four corners can be washed into a T-shaped, so he looks so sexy when he wears it.

The four came to the headquarters of the beautiful group in S city. After they got out of the car, the taxi driver said nothing and didn't charge money.

It's not that the taxi driver is a legendary kind person.

It's been a long way to see and hear, the taxi driver has already noticed what happened to this piece of money...

Li Sanmu and the other four made it clear whether they wanted the money or not.

So in order not to cause trouble for myself, the most important thing is that I don't want to be so disgusting that I can't even eat the meal, so the taxi driver had no choice but to refuse.

Looking at the back of the taxi driver leaving, Li Sanmu said quietly: "Good man!"

As soon as the words fell, Mo Xuzi slapped him directly: "Don't be so stupid, hurry up and follow."

Li Sanmu held the back of his head and tears were about to come down: "It's amazing to be able to cultivate. When I, Li Sanmu, become a monk, see if I don't beat you all over the place!"

(End of this chapter)