Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 46 From now on, my name is Jiang Tuan'er
At 6 o'clock in the evening, in front of Songcheng Tianfu Hotel, nearly [-] takeaway guys in "yellow jackets" gathered here.

Such an eye-catching and large-scale team made the drivers who were stuck on the nearby roads in the evening rush hour feel astonished.

"Hey! It's amazing, there are golden armours all over the city!"

"The takeaway guys are really mighty, domineering and handsome! The color of shit yellow reminds me of the sunflower field in front of my grandma's house when I was a child."

"Oh my god, my 24K pure titanium alloy... human eyes are almost blinded!"

……

Tonight is a carnival day for the takeaway buddies of Songcheng Beautiful Group.

It is to celebrate the happy day of "turned serfs sing" and "Jiang Heng became a leader".

Songcheng is doomed to have no takeaway tonight.

Let those who usually look down on the takeaway guys drink the Northwest Wind!

……

Gathering and chatting with the takeaway buddies, the expressions of excitement are different.

At this time, Jiang Heng had a bitter expression on his face.

Because behind him was a very kawaii little loli oil bottle.

I saw the little loli Tuyouping wearing a beige floor-length dress, and she walked with wind.

But what was inexplicable and strange was that she seemed to be floating forward, and she couldn't see her feet at all, nor could she see the movement of her legs.

But this does not prevent the little Lolita from dragging the oil bottle, and observing the colorful world in front of her with a curious face.

It can be seen from the gradually excited expression on the face of Little Lori Tuoyouping that she can't wait to see the movie "Mermaid" sooner.

In that case, wouldn't she be able to come out to play long ago?
She was like a canary in a cage, with no freedom at all.

"Jiang Heng, Jiang Heng, this is Kentucky! It's really the same as what I saw on TV, there are so many people!"

"Jiang Heng, Jiang Heng, the milk tea shop is so small. I thought it was two big rooms, one for milk tea and one for pearls."

"Jiang Heng, Jiang Heng, look quickly, the Ferris wheel. Oh my God, I actually saw the real thing, it's so beautiful!"

"Jiang Heng...Look, there are foreigners! It's so dark, like lumps of coal."

"Jiang Heng..."

Tuan'er was so innocent along the way, which attracted the attention of passers-by.

But the one who felt the most humiliation was Jiang Heng himself.

At this moment, his face was red to the base of his neck, and he wished he could quickly find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Is it bad to ride an electric bike?
You have to "walk" on two legs.

Well, when you say "walking", you mean "walking", but do you want to be so new to the world?
I said Miss Tuan'er, you are cute and kawaii, others will not despise you, but I am different!

This kind of shame of being ridiculed by others is even more unbearable than harvesting wheat in the dog days, and the wheat awns streaking across the back!

……

Fortunately, Tuan'er's excitement came and went quickly.

After she and Jiang Heng arrived at the meeting place, they finally restrained themselves a lot, and hid behind Jiang Heng all the way away and started packing quail.

Tuan'er was a little shy.

But Jiang Heng knew that when the little girl Tuan'er got acquainted with the delivery guys in front of her, she would definitely show her true colors immediately.

At that time, I am afraid that even eating will have to be a little more careful, otherwise it is very likely that you will be choked to death.

Seeing that Jiang Heng had finally arrived late, the delivery guys surrounded him with a whoosh, and began to chatter.

"I said Jiang Heng, you are not punctual, and you have caused the brothers to wait for a long time."

"That's right, that's right, my king's pesticides have gone from silver to gold, and you finally came here."

"Brothers, don't talk so much nonsense, the nightlife has just begun, let's hurry up and get seated, my stomach is already hungry."

"Jiang Heng, see if I don't spoil you tonight."

"Counting me in, I'll drink Jiang Heng down too."

"There's me, there's me, I'm so good at drinking, people gave me the nickname Songcheng Little Wine Vat."

"Come on, just your grasshopper measuring the wine jar? I think the urinal is about the same."

"Hahaha……"

The brothers are so enthusiastic, Jiang Heng was "moved" and burst into tears.

Glancing quietly at Tuan'er, who was hiding behind him and loading quail, Jiang Heng sighed deeply.

I hope nothing will happen tonight!
Then, he pulled Tuan'er out from behind him.

Anyway, the matter has come to this point, it is useless to escape, it is better to be more relaxed.

But Jiang Heng obviously underestimated Tuan'er's huge lethality against the losers in front of him.

I saw that Dang Tuan'er had bright white teeth, big watery eyes that seemed to be able to speak, and a pair of ponytails tied behind his head. He was wearing a floor-length beige dress, and he was dressed like a doll. As soon as Loli appeared, the air around her seemed to freeze.

The next second, there was a sound of swallowing saliva.

After another two seconds of silence, "wolf howls" resounded throughout the world.

"Damn! Jiang Heng, you are not authentic. I have worked with you for a month before I know you have such a beautiful sister."

"Oh my god, the top-quality little loli in Kawaii is still with double ponytails, I rub it, it's my favorite!"

"I can't do it, brothers, I'm going to burst a blood vessel. Hurry up, call me an ambulance, I'm going to have a bloody lolicon syndrome!"

"..."

Looking at the group of wolf-like takeaway guys in front of him, they were so embarrassing as they beat their feet and chest, Jiang Heng's face turned dark at that moment.

I don't know you...I don't know you... Sui Sui Nian, Su Sui Nian...

Damn it, this little girl's "loli value attribute" is simply off the charts, her charm is terrifying!
"Look, you did a good job." Jiang Heng pouted his lips at Tuan'er, and whispered, "Use your damn charm to shut up these animals, what the hell, you won't have the face to mess around in Song City from now on. "

Tuan'er didn't expect that she would be so popular, and her shyness was cut in half.

Seeing Jiang Heng's helpless face after eating bitter melon, Tuan'er rolled his eyes, and a ghostly idea popped into his mind.

She covered her mouth and smiled softly, and said softly, "Hello, my brothers, my name is Tuan...huh? No, from now on I will be called Jiang Tuan'er. I am not brother Jiang Heng's younger sister, but his sister." Child bride. In three years, I will be 18 years old, and I will be able to marry brother Jiang Heng. Welcome everyone to attend our wedding at that time."

After speaking, he still didn't forget to lean on Jiang Heng's body, putting on a happy look like a little bird clinging to others.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped……

There were more than fifty heartbroken voices in the air.

Except for Jiang Heng who was in a dazed state, the rest of the takeaway boys collectively covered their hearts with their hands, with a heartbroken look of "flowers stuck in cow dung".

"Jiang Heng, you are so fucking inhuman, you are 15 years old! She is still a child!"

At this moment, someone in the crowd yelled such a loud voice, and the takeaway boys fell into a more frenzied state collectively.

They began to "sharpen their knives fiercely to Lao Jiang" and jointly denounced Jiang Heng's "crime".

"Jiang Heng, you goddamned bastard, you actually keep a little loli in captivity as a child bride! Wow, I'm so angry, I want to fight you desperately."

"Jiang Heng, tell me, are you going to kill yourself or wait for the brothers to do it? It's hard for the people to be angry without you!"

"Ahhh! Help me take care of my next door, Uncle Wang. I want to represent the moon and wipe out Jiang Heng, a pious beast!"

"..."

"Hehehe...Jiang Heng's colleagues are so interesting, Tuan'er really wants to be friends with them!" Looking at the scene in front of him, Jiang Tuan'er, who had succeeded in his trick, immediately let out a burst of laughter like silver bells .

And this burst of laughter was like a fuse. The takeaway buddies who were originally just "gentlemen talk but don't move" finally went completely "crazy".

Without saying a word, they set up Jiang Heng who was still in a petrified state, separated his legs, and rushed towards a half-person-high iron tree next to the hotel.

If you want to cut off the root of the hateful person, you must first ask him to fly the plane!

This is a method of manipulating people spread among the people in Songcheng, and its lethality is not weaker than the ultimate ninjutsu-"Chrysanthemum can't be killed for a thousand years".

boom!Snapped!
There was a soft sound, plus a weird sound of egg breaking.

ooh...

In the next second, Jiang Heng, who was in pain, uttered a scream, and the petrification seal was successfully unsealed.

Seeing that the brothers under him seemed to be preparing for a second shot, Jiang Heng immediately begged for mercy loudly without any morals.

"Hiss...it hurts! Well, brothers, don't listen to Tuan'er's nonsense, it doesn't look like her at all... ah..."

Before the words were finished, the second round of "hitting the tree with eggs" has been successfully implemented.

Hearing the cheers coming from below him, and seeing Jiang Tuan'er, who was already laughing so hard not far away, and had stolen his surname, at this moment, Jiang Heng felt like crying.

"Oh my god, what crime did I do in my previous life that you want to punish me like this? Tell me, can I change it? Huh... don't bully honest people like this."

(End of this chapter)