Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 47

What Jiang Heng ate at this dinner was tasteless.

And in order to "revenge" him, the brothers were not polite to him at all.

Bolongs weighing five and a half catties, three-headed abalones the size of half a palm, Iberian hams as thick as adult thighs, etc...

These animals typically only choose the expensive ones, not the right ones.

In order to make Jiang Heng feel even more painful, they also creatively innovated the traditional cooking techniques.

Of course, they are only responsible for giving opinions, and the master chef of the hotel is still in charge.

However, have you ever seen it difficult for the chef to ask the chef to carve peony flowers on the abalone?

Have you ever seen salmon sashimi, fried with Laoganma and tofu?
Have you ever seen expensive shark’s fin in sweet wine and egg soup, and eat it as noodles?

Wait, wait, wait... Countless dark dishes.

When the chef in the kitchen, wearing a high hat and holding a large spoon, ran into the private room aggressively and "asked the teacher" and said, "Come here, I'll give you the spoon, and you do it", all the takeaway brothers There is a tacit understanding to point the finger at the innocent Jiang Heng.

In short...Jiang Heng tonight is destined to be "isolated".

Even if he is full of complaints, no one wants to talk to him.

And Jiang Tuan'er, this little girl, definitely belongs to the acting school.

During the whole dinner party, she showed people a lovely and pitiful appearance.

He is still blackmailing Jiang Heng, fabricating a black history that is nothing at all.

What Jiang Heng likes to abuse people, he won't let me eat at the table unless he washes his clothes.

Why don't you warm him up in winter, throw me into the ice and snow, throw a box of matches for me to cosplay "The Little Match Girl".

Then he clapped his hands on the sidelines, laughing very pervertedly and posted on Moments.

Why do people set off firecrackers outside during the holidays, but Jiang Heng's mother didn't like to hear the sound of firecrackers, so angrily he hung me on an electric fan and beat me crazily.

Wait, wait, it's tears if I talk too much...

In short, Jiang Henghei was almost turned into a bandit and villain who did all kinds of evil.

In this regard, under the gaze of dozens of murderous gazes, Jiang Heng had no chance to open his mouth to defend himself.

Besides, even if he wanted to make an excuse, would the delivery guys believe it?
Hehe, Sao Nian, she is really too young!

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After dinner, it was only nine o'clock in the evening.

When a group of delivery boys came out of the hotel with drunken hooked shoulders and staring at Jiang Tuan'er's graceful back, the second evening rush hour had just begun.

The pace of life in Songcheng is not fast.

After nine o'clock in the evening is the real start of the nightlife.

Long nights, sleepless nights.

This has led to the phenomenon that major restaurants, street food stalls, and entertainment venues are full until now.

At this time, some delivery guys who didn't enjoy themselves suggested that it's still early anyway, should we start the next game?
The proposal immediately resonated with everyone.

All the people present, including Jiang Tuan'er, raised their hands and feet in agreement with excitement.

Of course, Jiang Heng was not among those who agreed.

At this time, he just wanted to go home quickly, and then curled up in a small corner of the dark space, alone as an incomprehensible handsome man.

Just thinking about such a picture makes me feel so sad and poignant!

A group of takeaway buddies discussed and discussed, and finally, at Jiang Tuan'er's suggestion, happily set the second show in the KTV.

And KTV has always been a dream of Jiang Tuan'er, and he usually only sees it on TV.

She likes to listen to music but has no chance to sing, and she has long wanted to show off her singing voice.

Anyway, the purpose of tonight is not to get drunk.

Instead of going to a bar where only a group of people get together to punch and drink, it is better to go to a KTV to sing and release the pressure in your heart.

After all, the daily work pressure of my little buddy is quite heavy to be honest.

Jiang Heng originally didn't want to go.

It's not that he doesn't want to spend money.

Anyway, it's not his own money to spend, so I don't feel bad at all, okay?

He just felt that as long as Jiang Tuan'er was around, he would definitely be "hurt".

What happened in the hotel before is a lesson for the past.

Until now, when Jiang Heng thought of the scene of the chef standing beside him, holding a knife and a whetstone, sharpening the knife vigorously when he checked out, he felt terrified all over his body.

That guy, if it weren't for the rule of law society now, where everyone knows the law and abides by the law, the chef would absolutely smash him into dumpling stuffing with a knife.

Damn it, messing with some dark dishes is an insult to our superb cooking skills as super chefs.

At this time, Jiang Tuan'er also saw that Jiang Heng seemed a little unhappy.

She walked up to Jiang Heng and said "understanding": "You drank a lot of wine tonight, why don't you go back and rest first? I'll play with your colleagues for a while, it's okay, I know the way home."

The corner of Jiang Heng's mouth twitched: "I warn you Jiang Tuan'er, don't even think about it, don't forget your own identity."

Jiang Heng originally wanted to warn Jiang Tuan'er, don't forget her identity as a little wooden demon, if he is not there, what if he scares someone?
But his words were overheard by a delivery boy with sharp ears next to him.

And the takeaway boy was obviously a little drunk, he misunderstood the meaning, immediately pouted, came to Jiang Heng and said angrily: "Jiang Heng, do you want to be so narrow-minded? What's wrong with Tuan'er's identity?" I’m not talking about you, it’s been 9102 years, why are your thoughts still so pedantic? It’s good that Tuaner is your child bride, but she should also have her own freedom, she is not a caged bird, she..."

The more the delivery boy talked, the more excited he became, and the more he talked, the more blushed he became.

In the end, if he hadn't been stopped by other delivery guys, he would have dragged Jiang Heng to report to the authorities.

And the reason for reporting to the official is also ridiculous-Jiang Heng's family is suspected of buying a trafficked person, and he is still an underage girl.

Regarding this, Jiang Heng was almost speechless.

He immediately decided that there will be similar gatherings in the future... Uh, no, it is impossible to have such gatherings in the future.

Spending money still makes people feel unhappy. It's just spending money to buy sins. It's so f*cking bad.

In the end, Jiang Heng had no choice but to compromise reluctantly, and agreed to everyone's idea of ​​having a second show.

I really can't agree.

Some "angry youth" buddies who haven't got a date are going to beat them up.

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Songcheng Tangchao KTV, VIP818 box!

When more than 50 delivery boys squeezed in, the originally spacious box suddenly seemed quite crowded, like canned sardines.

But this can't be blamed on the merchants for making the boxes so "small".

In fact, the merchant did not expect that one day, half a company of people would come to play in his store.

Never seen it before.

So much so that the waiter boy who brought Jiang Heng and the others into the box almost burst out of laughter.

"Fuck, let's see how you guys play, this fucking crowd is almost in time for the New Year's temple fair."

At this time, the little sardine Jiang Hengzheng was squeezed into the corner with a bitter face, unable to move an inch.

But Tuan'er was not by his side.

Jiang Heng could only hear the "cheesy laughter" of the delivery boys from time to time in his ears.

"Tuan'er, what song do you want to sing? I'll give you some."

"Tuan'er, do you want some juice? I'll buy it for you."

"Tuan'er, look, I grabbed the microphone for you!"

In the private room, a group of takeaway buddies began to show their hospitality frantically again.

Even if she already knew that Jiang Tuan'er was Jiang Heng's child bride... so what?The two are not married yet.

Tuan'er Little Lolita is a goddess, and the goddess should belong to all of us!
Compared with other places, the karaoke stand and TV screen where Tuaner is located are quite spacious.

The takeaway buddies held hands consciously, forming a human wall, not allowing anyone to desecrate the beautiful singing of the goddess Little Lolita.

Regarding this, Jiang Heng in the corner suddenly felt more crowded, his internal organs were all crowded together, and he would have to vomit after a while.

At this time, Jiang Tuan'er couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart. Her hands seemed to be playing the piano, and she flexibly ordered a song "The Devil from Heaven" for herself on the karaoke stand.

As the beautiful music played slowly, the voices in the original box also fell silent in an instant.

The little buddies all looked obsessed and acted like idiots.

They are waiting for the arrival of the sounds of nature.

"I created a beautiful nightmare at night, but I can't resist my heartbeat when I want to wake up..."

As Jiang Tuan'er's voice gradually sounded, everyone in the private room fell into a state of petrification.

The expressions on everyone's faces are rich, but without exception, they are not distorted.

nightmare!Doesn't seem pretty...

Like a devil, the notes stretched out their dry claws, wantonly scratching the fragile nerves of all the brothers present.

It was also as if there was a big saw that kept sawing wildly in their heads, making their brains buzzing.

It seemed as if ten thousand tons of explosives exploded in their ears. At this moment, their souls felt "sublimated"...

God, what a devil's voice this is!

Others have throats kissed by angels, which is so good, the goddess little Lolita has her throats locked by angels!
Fuck, do you want to be so troublesome?

Sure enough, no one is perfect.

When God opens a "beautiful" door to a person, it is bound to block all her windows.

The philosopher's words are indeed honest and not deceiving!
At this time, Jiang Heng was in the corner. He wanted to cover his ears with his hands, but there was no space around him, so he couldn't lift his hands at all.

He wanted to knock his head against the wall to knock himself unconscious, and completely get rid of this fatal scene.

However, the walls of the KTV are all equipped with thick soundproof cotton, so it doesn't hurt at all to bump into them.

At this moment, Jiang Heng was about to collapse with tears streaming down his face.

He immediately decided that KTV would also be included in the "list of places that Tuan'er should not go to" in the future.

Just kidding, embarrassment is a small matter, and if the blood pressure of others sings is raised and blood vessels burst, it will be terrible.

It’s simply detrimental to one’s morality!

(End of this chapter)