Rebirth of Super God Takeaway
Chapter 48 Jiang Heng, let's go crazy all night long!
Chapter 48 Jiang Heng, let's go crazy all night!
At the end of the song, Jiang Tuan'er, who was deeply immersed in his singing and couldn't extricate himself, slowly opened his eyes.
But in my impression, the scene where a group of stinky boys were deeply intoxicated by my singing did not appear.
At this time, the crowded box was no longer crowded.
The little sardines ran away without even saying hello.
Of course, it can’t be said to be a complete run.
At least Jiang Heng didn't run away.
At this moment, Jiang Heng was nestling in a corner with a dazed expression on his face... His eyes were dull and his mouth was foaming.
His performance almost scared Jiang Tuan'er out of his wits.
"Jiang...Jiang Heng, what's wrong with you? Did you eat something bad? Did you get food poisoning?" Jiang Tuan'er anxiously walked to Jiang Heng's side, shaking his body frantically.
Jiang Heng's eyes gradually regained some focus, but the demonic voice lingering in his ears still did not dissipate.
Seeing Jiang Tuan'er's extremely worried expression in front of him, Jiang Heng smiled bitterly and said, "I'm... fine... it's just Tuan'er... Huh? Where are the others?"
Even Jiang Heng didn't know when the little buddy ran away?
It is said that the young guys can ignore the stunning appearance of the little Loli goddess and choose to run away.
It can be seen from this that Jiang Tuan'er's singing voice is so powerful!
"Let's go, Tuan'er, let's go home." Jiang Heng shook his head hard to wake himself up a little, then stood up from the sofa and said.
Jiang Tuan'er curled his lips, and stood still: "But your colleagues haven't come back yet... By the way, where have they all gone? Why are you so impolite and don't even say hello?"
Jiang Heng rolled his eyes, and said weakly: "Don't worry about them, they are unreliable and simply ungrateful!"
Speaking of ungrateful, Jiang Heng gritted his teeth and said it viciously.
Apparently, Jiang Heng felt very disdainful for the little buddy's behavior of "seeing death without saving him", leaving him here alone to be tortured by the magic sound without taking him with him.
At this time, Jiang Tuan'er obviously hasn't sung enough, she just sang a song, and there are still many divine comedies on the playlist in her head, okay?
Jiang Tuan'er looked at Jiang Heng cautiously and said, "But...he hasn't sung enough yet."
Hearing that Jiang Tuan'er planned to continue singing, Jiang Heng's face turned pale with fright.
Just one song can make people want to commit suicide. If you really dare to listen to Jiang Tuan'er singing all night, you're afraid that you will be ashamed?
No, Jiang Tuan'er, the "humanoid self-propelled sonic bomb", must not continue to explode.
If the people in the rest of the boxes in the entire KTV were blown out, the angry customers would drown the innocent and poor kid Jiang Heng by spitting one by one.
Thinking of this, Jiang Heng shook his head vigorously, and flatly refused: "No, it's almost ten o'clock now, other people's children are lying on the bed and sleeping, and you are no exception."
"Otherwise..." Changing the subject, Jiang Heng continued to say in a cold voice: "If you are disobedient, don't think about me taking you out to play again in the future."
[There must be no next time, um, I won’t bring Jiang Tuan’er out to play without saying anything in the future. ]
The unspoken words above are the true thoughts in Jiang Heng's heart.
Seeing that Jiang Heng's resolute attitude cannot be subverted, at this moment, Jiang Tuan'er's petulant temper suddenly came up.
Talk to you well, beg you not to do it, right?
Hmph, then don't blame Miss Ben for turning her face and denying people.
Jiang Tuan'er angrily walked to the door of the box, then raised his hands and began to dance in mid-air.
And she was also chanting words, as if she was chanting a spell?
Jiang Heng didn't understand what Jiang Tuan'er planned to do?
However, from the serious expression on the other side's face, it can be seen that the other side must have some bad idea again.
But he can't use force against Jiang Tuan'er, after all, it's not certain whether he can beat her.
So Jiang Heng could only stand in place with a bewildered expression, at a loss for what to do, and a faint sense of uneasiness rose in his heart.
Jiang Tuan'er's "broken thoughts" lasted for about a minute.
After a thin layer of sweat broke out on her forehead, the next second, her hands began to glow slightly green, and at the same time, she slapped forward suddenly, hitting the big wooden door of the box in front of her.
Immediately afterwards, an extremely cold word "seal" also blurted out.
At this moment, Jiang Heng felt more and more uneasy in his heart.
He didn't care if he could beat Jiang Tuan'er, so he took a step forward, took Jiang Tuan'er's hand, and prepared to go out.
However, to his shock, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open the wooden door in front of him.
"You... what did you do to this door?" Jiang Heng turned his head mechanically, his teeth chattering.
"Hehe, I didn't do anything!" Jiang Tuan'er breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he was very tired, stretched his waist and said, "Just use a small spell to temporarily seal this wooden door, the principle is similar to The teleportation array that goes in and out of our house and the ground."
Hearing that it was the teleportation array spell, Jiang Heng immediately let go of Jiang Tuan'er's hand, and began to make formulas and chant spells.
No, absolutely can't stay here any longer, this little girl Jiang Tuan'er is obviously planning to "kill someone to silence her"!
"Guliki Maka, Sule Si Heda..."
As the chanting of the mantra was getting closer and closer to the end, the magic seal on his hand had been pinched for a long time, but looking at the wooden door in front of him, he still didn't have the slightest intention to open it.
Suddenly, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Jiang Heng's back.
"Damn it, open the door quickly! Ah, I don't want it, I don't want to stay here and listen to the group singing... Oh my god, people will die..."
At this time, Jiang Tuan'er was like a little fox who had succeeded, smiling quite cunningly.
She turned Jiang Heng's stiff body around, looked at his painful face, covered her mouth with her hands, looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, and let out a queenly smile: "Oh, hehehehe...Jiang Heng Jiang Heng, I advise you not to waste your energy. This sealing technique is my Jiang Tuan'er's exclusive secret technique. Do you think it can be compared with the reduced version of the convenient teleportation circle left by my grandma? Here it is Be my loyal listener, let's go crazy all night tonight. Hey, come on, let's get angry!"
After saying this, Jiang Tuan'er didn't even look at the wooden Jiang Heng in front of the door, picked up the microphone next to him again, walked to the karaoke stand, and excitedly clicked on the next song " Murder sound".
Re-ordered the magic skewer of "Crazy Waves + Love's Magical Circles + I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast". Jiang Tuan'er rolled his eyes and moved to a small sofa, purposely sitting next to Jiang Heng, ready to Sing "kindly" to him.
And amidst the dizzying music accompaniment, just when Tuan'er yelled out the first "killing note", there was an earth-shattering howl of pain as if killing a pig, also from VIP818's came from the box.
"Oh, no! Please... please, God, give me a break! God! I want to die!"
Move and beat, move and beat...
"Oh, hehehe... Does Jiang Heng sound good?"
"No...it doesn't sound good, I'd rather listen to the donkey bray!"
"Hehe, is it? It seems that you are not enlightened, so I will change another song for you."
Drum beep beep, la la la...
"Is this song good? Do you like my American singing?"
"Ouch... I want to vomit. Quick! Open the door! I'm about to vomit!"
"Hmph, it seems that I'm still stubborn, look at my trick "Uneasy" ten times faster!"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
At the end of the song, Jiang Tuan'er: "Is this good? If you like it, I can speed it up a hundred times!"
At this time, Jiang Heng was obviously stunned, his eyes lost focus and turned gray, and a long amount of saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth.
But in order to protect himself, he still said dully: "It's so... nice, it's just... the sound of nature, I really... like it."
"Ah, you finally recognized my music." Seeing that Jiang Heng had finally become his loyal listener, Jiang Tuan'er clapped his hands excitedly and said, "Well, since you like it, I'll sing it for you again. Play "Uneasy" at a hundred times faster speed. You have to listen carefully, this is a rare and prosperous melody!"
……
After a moment of silence, the screams of slaughtering pigs came from the box again.
The sad voice is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.
This day...is destined to be Jiang Heng's crucifixion day!
(End of this chapter)
At the end of the song, Jiang Tuan'er, who was deeply immersed in his singing and couldn't extricate himself, slowly opened his eyes.
But in my impression, the scene where a group of stinky boys were deeply intoxicated by my singing did not appear.
At this time, the crowded box was no longer crowded.
The little sardines ran away without even saying hello.
Of course, it can’t be said to be a complete run.
At least Jiang Heng didn't run away.
At this moment, Jiang Heng was nestling in a corner with a dazed expression on his face... His eyes were dull and his mouth was foaming.
His performance almost scared Jiang Tuan'er out of his wits.
"Jiang...Jiang Heng, what's wrong with you? Did you eat something bad? Did you get food poisoning?" Jiang Tuan'er anxiously walked to Jiang Heng's side, shaking his body frantically.
Jiang Heng's eyes gradually regained some focus, but the demonic voice lingering in his ears still did not dissipate.
Seeing Jiang Tuan'er's extremely worried expression in front of him, Jiang Heng smiled bitterly and said, "I'm... fine... it's just Tuan'er... Huh? Where are the others?"
Even Jiang Heng didn't know when the little buddy ran away?
It is said that the young guys can ignore the stunning appearance of the little Loli goddess and choose to run away.
It can be seen from this that Jiang Tuan'er's singing voice is so powerful!
"Let's go, Tuan'er, let's go home." Jiang Heng shook his head hard to wake himself up a little, then stood up from the sofa and said.
Jiang Tuan'er curled his lips, and stood still: "But your colleagues haven't come back yet... By the way, where have they all gone? Why are you so impolite and don't even say hello?"
Jiang Heng rolled his eyes, and said weakly: "Don't worry about them, they are unreliable and simply ungrateful!"
Speaking of ungrateful, Jiang Heng gritted his teeth and said it viciously.
Apparently, Jiang Heng felt very disdainful for the little buddy's behavior of "seeing death without saving him", leaving him here alone to be tortured by the magic sound without taking him with him.
At this time, Jiang Tuan'er obviously hasn't sung enough, she just sang a song, and there are still many divine comedies on the playlist in her head, okay?
Jiang Tuan'er looked at Jiang Heng cautiously and said, "But...he hasn't sung enough yet."
Hearing that Jiang Tuan'er planned to continue singing, Jiang Heng's face turned pale with fright.
Just one song can make people want to commit suicide. If you really dare to listen to Jiang Tuan'er singing all night, you're afraid that you will be ashamed?
No, Jiang Tuan'er, the "humanoid self-propelled sonic bomb", must not continue to explode.
If the people in the rest of the boxes in the entire KTV were blown out, the angry customers would drown the innocent and poor kid Jiang Heng by spitting one by one.
Thinking of this, Jiang Heng shook his head vigorously, and flatly refused: "No, it's almost ten o'clock now, other people's children are lying on the bed and sleeping, and you are no exception."
"Otherwise..." Changing the subject, Jiang Heng continued to say in a cold voice: "If you are disobedient, don't think about me taking you out to play again in the future."
[There must be no next time, um, I won’t bring Jiang Tuan’er out to play without saying anything in the future. ]
The unspoken words above are the true thoughts in Jiang Heng's heart.
Seeing that Jiang Heng's resolute attitude cannot be subverted, at this moment, Jiang Tuan'er's petulant temper suddenly came up.
Talk to you well, beg you not to do it, right?
Hmph, then don't blame Miss Ben for turning her face and denying people.
Jiang Tuan'er angrily walked to the door of the box, then raised his hands and began to dance in mid-air.
And she was also chanting words, as if she was chanting a spell?
Jiang Heng didn't understand what Jiang Tuan'er planned to do?
However, from the serious expression on the other side's face, it can be seen that the other side must have some bad idea again.
But he can't use force against Jiang Tuan'er, after all, it's not certain whether he can beat her.
So Jiang Heng could only stand in place with a bewildered expression, at a loss for what to do, and a faint sense of uneasiness rose in his heart.
Jiang Tuan'er's "broken thoughts" lasted for about a minute.
After a thin layer of sweat broke out on her forehead, the next second, her hands began to glow slightly green, and at the same time, she slapped forward suddenly, hitting the big wooden door of the box in front of her.
Immediately afterwards, an extremely cold word "seal" also blurted out.
At this moment, Jiang Heng felt more and more uneasy in his heart.
He didn't care if he could beat Jiang Tuan'er, so he took a step forward, took Jiang Tuan'er's hand, and prepared to go out.
However, to his shock, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open the wooden door in front of him.
"You... what did you do to this door?" Jiang Heng turned his head mechanically, his teeth chattering.
"Hehe, I didn't do anything!" Jiang Tuan'er breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he was very tired, stretched his waist and said, "Just use a small spell to temporarily seal this wooden door, the principle is similar to The teleportation array that goes in and out of our house and the ground."
Hearing that it was the teleportation array spell, Jiang Heng immediately let go of Jiang Tuan'er's hand, and began to make formulas and chant spells.
No, absolutely can't stay here any longer, this little girl Jiang Tuan'er is obviously planning to "kill someone to silence her"!
"Guliki Maka, Sule Si Heda..."
As the chanting of the mantra was getting closer and closer to the end, the magic seal on his hand had been pinched for a long time, but looking at the wooden door in front of him, he still didn't have the slightest intention to open it.
Suddenly, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Jiang Heng's back.
"Damn it, open the door quickly! Ah, I don't want it, I don't want to stay here and listen to the group singing... Oh my god, people will die..."
At this time, Jiang Tuan'er was like a little fox who had succeeded, smiling quite cunningly.
She turned Jiang Heng's stiff body around, looked at his painful face, covered her mouth with her hands, looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, and let out a queenly smile: "Oh, hehehehe...Jiang Heng Jiang Heng, I advise you not to waste your energy. This sealing technique is my Jiang Tuan'er's exclusive secret technique. Do you think it can be compared with the reduced version of the convenient teleportation circle left by my grandma? Here it is Be my loyal listener, let's go crazy all night tonight. Hey, come on, let's get angry!"
After saying this, Jiang Tuan'er didn't even look at the wooden Jiang Heng in front of the door, picked up the microphone next to him again, walked to the karaoke stand, and excitedly clicked on the next song " Murder sound".
Re-ordered the magic skewer of "Crazy Waves + Love's Magical Circles + I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast". Jiang Tuan'er rolled his eyes and moved to a small sofa, purposely sitting next to Jiang Heng, ready to Sing "kindly" to him.
And amidst the dizzying music accompaniment, just when Tuan'er yelled out the first "killing note", there was an earth-shattering howl of pain as if killing a pig, also from VIP818's came from the box.
"Oh, no! Please... please, God, give me a break! God! I want to die!"
Move and beat, move and beat...
"Oh, hehehe... Does Jiang Heng sound good?"
"No...it doesn't sound good, I'd rather listen to the donkey bray!"
"Hehe, is it? It seems that you are not enlightened, so I will change another song for you."
Drum beep beep, la la la...
"Is this song good? Do you like my American singing?"
"Ouch... I want to vomit. Quick! Open the door! I'm about to vomit!"
"Hmph, it seems that I'm still stubborn, look at my trick "Uneasy" ten times faster!"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
At the end of the song, Jiang Tuan'er: "Is this good? If you like it, I can speed it up a hundred times!"
At this time, Jiang Heng was obviously stunned, his eyes lost focus and turned gray, and a long amount of saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth.
But in order to protect himself, he still said dully: "It's so... nice, it's just... the sound of nature, I really... like it."
"Ah, you finally recognized my music." Seeing that Jiang Heng had finally become his loyal listener, Jiang Tuan'er clapped his hands excitedly and said, "Well, since you like it, I'll sing it for you again. Play "Uneasy" at a hundred times faster speed. You have to listen carefully, this is a rare and prosperous melody!"
……
After a moment of silence, the screams of slaughtering pigs came from the box again.
The sad voice is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.
This day...is destined to be Jiang Heng's crucifixion day!
(End of this chapter)
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