I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 791 The Great Sage's Advice: Don't Be Bi Mawen

Xin Zhao had a very strange dream.

He stood on the cloud, overlooking all beings in the world.

He seems to be the master of all living beings.

Witnessing the gestation of life to its demise, he looked at the changing era of the world under his feet from the perspective of a bystander.

What he cares most about is a man and a woman.

No matter what era he was in, he could always see this pair of men and women, and they could always find each other in the reincarnation of the next life after they got old.

A hundred-year marriage is a matter of course.

Conceive a son.

Name it, Promise!
What Xin Zhao heard most was women calling Wuji's name.

Promise!

Promise!

Promise!

Over and over again...

Gradually, Xin Zhao's consciousness became blurred, but the woman's cries still lingered in his mind.

"what……"

"Who is this family?"

Zhao Xin, whose consciousness was chaotic, muttered to himself.

In this dream, Xin Zhao seems to have no emotion, no matter how miserable or happy he sees, he is not moved at all.

However, when he listened to the woman's cry of anxiety, reproach, or love over and over again.

The corners of his eyes were inexplicably dripping with tears.

"Did I cry?"

Xin Zhao wiped it at the corner of his eyes, looking at the wetness of his fingertips, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Why, is he crying?
His consciousness became more and more chaotic, and his eyelids became heavy, fighting non-stop.

Until he passed out in a dream.

The woman's voice still lingered in his ears, and at the last moment when Xin Zhao lost consciousness, he desperately wanted to recall the woman's face for no reason.

Obviously he saw clearly just now, but when he wanted to think back, he couldn't remember her appearance anymore.

……

"call……"

Xin Zhao opened his eyes suddenly.

When he woke up, he was still lying in the Lingxiao Palace.

"What is wrong with me?"

Xin Zhao sat on the ground, pinching his head with his left hand.

The moisture in the corners of his eyes made him frown.

He cried? !

Raising his hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Zhao Xin couldn't help recalling the scene he saw in his dream.For some reason, the picture became more and more blurred.

"Who is that woman?"

"We... Have we met somewhere?"

"I really want to give her a hug."

Xin Zhao, who was slumped on the ground, murmured.

In an instant, he thought that he was still in Lingxiao Palace.

Looking around, the immortals in the hall are still standing on both sides, and the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother of the West, and Taishang Laojun are all sitting in their positions.

"Please forgive me, Jade Emperor and Queen Mother of the West, I fell asleep for some reason."

Xin Zhao bowed his hands again and again, but this time the Jade Emperor did not avoid his bowing ceremony.

"It's okay."

???

Weird!

The Jade Emperor is not afraid of him anymore.

Xin Zhao could remember very clearly that when he surrendered just now, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother of the West, the Supreme Lord, and the immortals in Lingxiao Palace were all afraid to death.

Take a nap and lose your status?
If this is the case, will the benefits promised by Taishang Laojun still be given?

Hiss, why did he suddenly sleep in the Lingxiao Palace.

Xin Zhao frowned deeply.

He still vaguely remembered that at that time he was deliberately harming Taishang Laojun, scaring the old man so much that he had to promise Zhao Xin benefits before he would give up.

After that, he worshiped the Tao of Heaven as his teacher, and thunder exploded in the Lingxiao Palace.

And fell asleep? !

Really evil.

Xin Zhao was muttering in his heart, at this moment, two figures rushed in outside Ling Xiao Palace.

"Jade Emperor! I'm back!"

Is this voice familiar?
Standing in the middle of the hall, Xin Zhao suddenly turned his head and saw a pair of brothers in gold armor and silver armor walking in from outside the hall.

Just from the feeling point of view, the brothers seem to dislike each other.

The one in the golden armor was a long-haired monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. He was holding an iron rod in his hand, and his steps were very erratic.The man in silver armor has three eyes, and he walks like a tiger, and every step is majestic.

saint? !
True Monarch Erlang? !
"Yeah, is there a meeting?"

The Great Sage noticed the situation in Lingxiao Palace, looked left and right for two circles, and then his eyes fell on Xin Zhao, and looked around Xin Zhao several times.

"Where are you from, have I never seen you before?"

"Monkey, don't be rude!" Erlang Zhenjun frowned, and the Great Sage immediately scolded, "Three-eyed monster, are you teaching me how to do things?"

Immediately, the Great Sage was seen yelling at the Jade Emperor with his eyes wide open.

"Jade Emperor, next time I go to kill the demons, don't send this salted fish with me again. I don't do anything, I look forward to the future, I can't fight this one, I can't fight that one, I can't be cowardly, but I am anxious to my old grandson." up.

Just now, I said that I would just clean up that demon ancestor, and he insisted on withdrawing his troops.

Listen to this, it's a lucrative deal for me to go down with a stick.

He's scared! "

"You foolish monkey, even if you have become a Buddha, you can't suppress your stubborn temper." The Jade Emperor said with a lenient smile, "It is also my idea to withdraw troops. Do you have doubts about my policy?"

"Ah...you let it go, it's okay."

The Great Sage suddenly grinned dryly twice, then shrunk the stick and threw it into his ear.

"Jade Emperor, let me tell you, I am not a thug for nothing, this job is really tricky, you have to double the salary you promised me.

Otherwise, I won't go next time! "

The Great Sage sat in the Lingxiao Palace without saying a word, playing tricks in front of the fairies with his legs crossed.

All the immortals in the hall couldn't help laughing and shaking their heads when they saw this scene.

The Jade Emperor also smiled bitterly.

"Okay, I promise you all."

"It's more or less the same." The Great Sage then stood up from the hall, looking at his normal face, it was obvious that this was not the first time he had done such a thing, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, "Jade Emperor, you The golden mouth has been opened, don't go back on your word."

"No regrets!"

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly.

"Both of you step back first, and now the conferring ceremony is going on in the palace."

"Imperial seal?" The Great Sage frowned slightly, and glanced at Xin Zhao, "Where did this come from Zhao'an, the old man who was carrying out Taibai, is it his bad idea again?"

The Great Sage yelled without hesitation, and leaned in front of Xin Zhao.

"Dude."

"You should think about it clearly, Zhao'an is not a good job. Listen to my advice, if they order you to be Bi Mawen, then you should go back to be the king of the mountain as soon as possible. It will be much more enjoyable than being an immortal official."

"Puhou, don't be presumptuous in the Lingxiao Palace." Taishang Laojun frowned.

"Hey, you old man is here too." The Great Sage curled his lips when he heard this, "Forget it, I don't bother to talk to you."

"Monkey, it's almost over." The Jade Emperor said softly, "Aren't you just grieving over the imperial conferment on you at that time, Bi Mawen? You can tell yourself how the Immortal Domain has treated you for thousands of years."

"Then... it's still like that." The Great Sage grinned.

"So what's going on?" The Jade Emperor raised his thick eyebrows lightly, "Originally you belonged to the Buddha's realm, and you yelled that you couldn't stay there. It was the emperor who pulled down his face and went to the Buddha's realm to intercede with you and brought you out of the Buddha's realm. Right. For so many years, you have been allowed to come and go as you please, even if it is the emperor's bedroom, you have sneaked a few times, did the emperor ever blame you?"

"No."

"You ate flat peaches several times at the flat peach banquet, did the queen mother ever punish you?"

"No."

"From time to time, you visit the Immortal Palaces above the Nine Heavens. Those Immortals have lost their panacea, and your notebooks are piled up with me. Did the Emperor ever arrest you?"

"I don't recognize this. If you catch a thief and seize the stolen goods, you can rely on me if you catch me." The Great Sage argued.

"When I mentioned this, I remembered it." Erlang Zhenjun said with fixed eyes, "A few days ago I went to my warehouse to look around, and I wanted to find some treasures to give to my buddies, but the warehouse is empty, isn't it a monkey? You did it."

"no!"

"Isn't it?" Zhenjun Erlang said angrily, "You are the only one who has a criminal record in the entire Immortal Territory, and you are the only one who can do this, and you still say no? I'll tell you monkey, give me back the treasure as soon as possible, or else ..."

"Otherwise, what do you want?" The Monkey King curled his lips, "Are you scaring me? I'll tell you, I just took it, what the hell!"

"Dead monkey, you..."

"quiet!"

The Jade Emperor furrowed his brows and scolded angrily.

"Why are you arguing, can't you see that this is being sealed? Pohou, Yang Jian, if you two quarrel again, you will all be taken to the sky prison, you two go inside and quarrel."

Immediately, the Great Sage raised his chin with a full face of apologetic smile.

"What's the matter, I won't talk about it, Jade Emperor. I have to go back to deliver the goods, so I slipped away first?"

Regardless of whether the Jade Emperor answered or not, the Great Sage walked out swaggeringly.When approaching the door, he suddenly turned back.

"Brother, Bi Mawen can't do it."

Patting Xin Zhao on the shoulder, the Great Sage walked out of the hall without looking back.

"Oh, this monkey." The Jade Emperor sighed helplessly with a wry smile, and then glanced at Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian again, "Yang Jian, you should step back too. Go back and have a good rest. If you have anything to say, I will talk about it later."

"Yes, my servant will leave!"

Compared with the great sage's escape, Erlang Zhenjun is much more stable.

He folded his hands and backed away a few meters before turning and walking towards the gate, the moment he stepped out of the gate.

"Monkey, stop for me. If you don't return my treasure, I will slaughter you Huaguoshan!"

"Hey, my son, are you scaring Dad?" The great sage's distant voice came from the hall, "Try to move my Huaguo Mountain, and I will beat you to paralysis and make the third princess leave you."

"Damn monkey, stop!"

"Come on, chase me, if you can catch me, I will be your father!"

(End of this chapter)