I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 792
The Lingxiao Palace was completely silent.

"Ugh……"

The Jade Emperor sitting on the throne shook his head and sighed.

"This monkey can't stop anywhere."

"He's been naughty for a day or two." Queen Mother Xi's eyes were full of smiles, "I've grown to like this monkey more and more during this period of time. Our fairyland needs him as a living treasure."

"makes sense."

The Jade Emperor did not refute, and looked out of the Lingxiao Palace with deep eyes.

Zhao Xin felt a little regretful.

How did his two good brothers leave?
After finally coming to his senses, they met each other and barely exchanged a few words.

The only thing that excites him a bit is...

Great Sage, Yang Jian, he saw something alive!

Xin Zhao was particularly surprised by the attitude of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West. In the Journey to the West he read, the relationship between the Great Sage and the Jade Emperor can be said to be in dire straits.

Now, from the performance of the Jade Emperor, one can feel the responsibility of this central emperor.

All inclusive!

No matter how perverse and eccentric the Great Sage is, he can accept his impoliteness with a tolerant heart.

"Xin Zhao."

Jade Emperor whispered softly.

"exist."

Hearing the voice of the Jade Emperor, Xin Zhao responded quickly.

"The purpose of inviting you to the Immortal Realm through Daode Tianzun this time is actually very simple." The Jade Emperor whispered softly, "I heard that Han Xiangzi and He Xiangu were brought together by you?"

Jade Emperor and the others know about this?
Zhao Xin was startled.

On second thought, this is not surprising.

The Jade Emperor is the emperor of the central government, who manages the government affairs of the Immortal Territory, so naturally he has heard about the major events and minor affairs in the Immortal Territory.

Han Xiangzi and He Xiangu corrected the results.

It can be said that there are turbulent waves in the fairyland, and it can be felt from the discussions in the group.

Xin Zhao reckoned that they are not the only ones who fry the pot.

The group of Jade Emperor was naturally talking about it.

"Yes."

Xin Zhao answered truthfully.

"Yang Jian and the three princesses of Xihai were also matched by you?"

"It has something to do with it." In front of the Jade Emperor, if Zhao Xin spoke any more arrogant nonsense, he would be too stupid, "I just provided some help that I can provide. If Zhenjun Erlang and the three princesses of Xihai can form a positive result, we cannot do without The two of you agree in love, so do Han Xiangzi and He Xiangu."

"It's not bad to not take credit for it."

The Jade Emperor's eyes showed satisfaction, and he immediately spoke.

"The Emperor intends to grant you an official position, are you interested?"

"To be appreciated by the Jade Emperor, of course it's a boy's blessing." Zhao Xin replied seriously, "I just don't know, what kind of official is the Jade Emperor going to appoint me for?"

"It's definitely not Bi Mawen." The Jade Emperor laughed.

"Uh...that's..."

"Xianyu Yueyue is old, and he has indeed reached the age of retirement. Now his energy is not enough to govern the marriage of the nine heavens and ten places." The Jade Emperor said, "I discussed with the Queen Mother of the West last night, since you have this With your ability in this area, and your affinity with my Immortal Territory, how about making you a trainee Moon Elder?"

……

isn't it? !

Did you really retire Yuelao?

Yue Lao is on top.

At that time, Xin Zhao was just talking about it, and after posting the signboard, Yuelao was laid off.

He didn't think that Yuelao would be laid off.

"Uh... Jade Emperor." Zhao Xin coughed, with a somewhat cautious expression, "Yuelao retired, does the person involved know about this? Although the boy is a little capable in this area, he thinks he is not yet able to control the marriage between heaven and earth. .”

"Are you afraid?"

"A bit."

No matter what you say, Yue Lao is also a veteran god in heaven.

There is definitely a lot of connections in the heavenly court.

If Xin Zhao squeezes him out, he will feel resentful and use his connections in heaven to cause trouble for Xin Zhao. Is this more gain than loss?

Xin Zhao didn't have to be the fairy official either.

It doesn't matter whether he does it or not.As long as he can stay in the group, rise to the top from time to time, and gain some benefits, he will be satisfied.

"Don't worry too much about it."

The Jade Emperor smiled kindly and said in relief.

"Yue Lao has long wanted to retire. He has asked this emperor to resign several times, but he has never been able to find a candidate to replace him.

Marriage in the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths is a big deal.

The person in charge of this position needs to consider many aspects such as character and temperament in addition to ability.

You are quite in line with the wishes of Queen Mother Xi and me.

You can start working today if you want. "

"In the future... I will take care of everything about marriage?" Xin Zhao licked his lower lip, rubbed his chin and frowned, "I will take care of everything?"

"of course not."

The Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head.

"You are still a mortal, and the marriages in the nine heavens and ten earths are mottled and complicated. It is impossible to control the overall situation with the energy of a mortal. Now you only need to govern the heavens.

Familiar for a while.

Wait until you are familiar with the process, and then delegate power to you a little bit.

When you become the body of an immortal, all the marriages of the nine heavens and ten earths will be entrusted to you, and you will officially become a regular, would you like it? "

hiss……

That sounds good too.

Xin Zhao was still a little nervous just now, if all the marriages of nine days and ten places were entrusted to him, how could he care about it.

Nine days and ten places!

Let alone tens of billions of people.

Yuelao is in charge of marriage, like humans, monsters, beasts and so on.Counting all of these, not hundreds of billions?

Pull the red thread one by one.

He has to be taken to the Year of the Monkey?
If it is said that he is only in charge of the marriage in the heaven, this coincides with what Xin Zhao thought at the beginning.

His original intention was also to use this to make friends with all kinds of gods in the heaven.

"That is to say, I have arranged the marriage of the gods." Zhao Xin asked softly, "Whoever I want to be with whomever, I have to be with whomever? If I want them to break up, they have to break up."

"Uh……"

Both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West showed three black lines on their faces.

"In theory." The Jade Emperor pondered for a while and said, "But you can't go too far. Marriage is a matter of mutual affection. You should understand this."

"I understand, I understand so much." Xin Zhao clapped his hands.

Is this an official?
Isn't this dad?
Whoever he wants to marry must marry whomever he wants.

Whoever you want to divorce must get divorced.

Don't want to get married? !
I just let you get married.

do you want to get married !
I just won't let you get married.

The marriage of the entire Heavenly Court is in his hands, so isn't he walking sideways?
Regardless of whether it is those who are looking for marriage or not, whether they are satisfied with the current marriage or not, Xin Zhao just said, don't mess with him!

If anyone dared to provoke him, he would be doomed for the rest of his life.

This officer is good.

Xin Zhao really liked it.

This is ten thousand times better than his original idea.

From the very beginning, he thought about helping those immortals who were desperately seeking marriage, to make a match, to make a profit from it.Now, he directly and thoroughly grasped the lifeline of their marriage.

He is the Great Demon King of Marriage!
Isn’t this corruption?

If you want to find a Taoist companion, send me a red envelope first.

Dare to talk back to me?
Just pull a thread directly to the pig.

So cool.

Just thinking about it makes me feel happy physically and mentally, and all the cells in my body become active.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West looked at Xin Zhao, who was immersed in the privileges brought by the trainee Yuelao, and couldn't help but look at each other.

them……

Did I make a wrong decision.

It wasn't Yuelao who was looking for.

This is a big devil!
"Xin Zhao, are you...are you sure you really understand?" The Jade Emperor said with some uneasiness, "This matter of marriage still needs to be a matter of course, and cannot be done against nature. If you pull strings randomly, or If you destroy other people's marriage, you will be punished by God..."

The word "condemn" did not come out of Jade Emperor's lips.

God damn what?

Now standing here is the son of fortune, to put it bluntly, the son of heaven.

How could heaven condemn him.

Even if he stirs up the heavenly marriage into a pot of porridge, Tiandao will only look at him with a kind face and nod, thinking to himself, my son is really capable.

broken.

What a disaster.

Something big is going to happen in Heaven!

The original intention was that they wanted Zhao Xin to take over the position of Yuelao and work hard for the marriage of nine heavens and ten earths.

In fact, this idea of ​​Jade Emperor and Queen Mother of the West has never changed.

That is, something went wrong in the middle link.

"Don't worry, I'm definitely not the kind of person who messes around." Zhao Xin swore and patted his chest, "Jade Emperor, please feel free to leave your marriage in heaven to me. I guarantee your satisfaction."

"Xin Zhao, why don't I give you a special official position."

Jade Emperor really couldn't believe Zhao Xin's words, the more he said that, the more vain and flustered Jade Emperor felt.

"No! I'm old as a trainee, I think this official is very good, I can do it!" Xin Zhao raised his chest with a straight face, with a smile in his eyes, "Jade Emperor, please believe in my ability, I guarantee with my personality that if it is based on mutual respect, I will not mess around."

???

Isn't the subtext of this special meow exactly.

If the other party offends you, are you going to be a villain?

It's broken.

It was the first time that the Jade Emperor felt such a headache after being the central emperor in the Heavenly Court for so many years.Even if the gate of the underworld is about to open and the demon ancestor is revived, he is not as tired as he is now.

The demon ancestor revived, just suppress it.

The gate of Hades is open, let's fight them at worst.

Marriage, put it in Xin Zhao's hands.

He was actually able to figure out that in the days when the heavens are flying like dogs and dogs in the future, there will be memorials to Xin Zhao one after another, but he, the Jade Emperor, can't control it.

What to do?
The god Pangu and the god Nuwa are his senior brothers and sisters.

Heaven, earth and immortality are his parents.

Not to mention his little Jade Emperor.

Sanqing, Sanhuang, Liuyu, and Wulao were all tied together, and Xin Zhao couldn't move a single finger.

"Yuelao's salary is not high."

"I don't want a salary!"

"Yue Lao is an idle job, let me give you a power job."

"With Lao Yudi bothering, I like to idle." Xin Zhao grinned.

joke?

Is this idle?

This is the real power ten thousand times better than power.

Ask what love is in the world, and directly teach life and death.

Start with love.

That's a lot of torture.

Even if you are ruthless, Yue Lao can force you to add emotional drama.Then, if you fall in love, I will let the two of you break up.

How cool is it?
Even if you become the Jade Emperor, you won't be as happy as Yue Lao.

Such a good life.

Yuelao didn't want to do it anymore?
Yuelao ah Yuelao.

You are so kind, you are such a big sand sculpture!

The Jade Emperor's face became more and more ugly, and he clenched his fists and didn't know what to say.

"When will I be put on duty?"

Zhao Xin was full of anticipation and urged.

"Let me confirm with you again, you are sure you will not mess around." Jade Emperor asked.

"For sure!" Zhao Xin patted his chest and raised his eyebrows slightly, "You have to trust me, you don't need to be suspicious, you don't need to be suspicious, Jade Emperor, you are the co-lord of heaven and earth, the head of the five emperors, the lord of the six domains, what you say , Kowloon can’t be pulled back, you can’t go back on your word.”

"Okay! I have opened my golden mouth, and I will never take it back!"

The Jade Emperor didn't know what kind of mood he was holding to say this sentence, but he clenched his fists with both hands and stood up from the throne.

Immediately, Queen Mother Xi and Taishang Laojun also left the table.

"Xin Zhao listens to the letter!"

"Xin Zhao is here!"

"Now the emperor confers on you as a trainee Yuelao, who will be in charge of the marriages of all the immortals in the heavenly court, and you will be appointed immediately."

"Thank you Emperor Jade! Common people, take the order!" Zhao Xin clasped his fists with strength, then frowned frivolously, "Do I need a magic weapon or something? To be in charge of marriage, I must have a marriage book. Where should I get it?"

"Xianghuolin Palace!"

"How do I get there? Although I have been to Xianyu several times before, I don't know where the Xianghuolin Palace you mentioned is."

"Lei Gong, you take him there." Jade Emperor sat down on the seat exhaustedly, and immediately shook his hands, "Let's go, let's stop here for today's regular meeting. If there is anything, we will talk about it tomorrow!"

The Jade Emperor sighed and watched the immortals gradually retreat from the Lingxiao Palace.

With tired eyes, he sighed sadly.

孽 孽!
I'm afraid that in the future, he will have to act according to Xin Zhao's face.

Otherwise, this son of destiny would really dare to do anything!
(End of this chapter)