Chapter 469
X Academy.

lawn clearing.

Wade Wilson wears a watch-like time shuttle on his wrist, and he makes a brilliant debut with the accompaniment of his mouth with sound effects.

Then, although no one paid any attention to him, he still took out a handful of flower paper from his pocket and threw it into the air, tilting his head up and enjoying himself.

"Garbage sorting is important, Wade!"

Colossus gritted his teeth and looked at Wade Wilson, not knowing what or who this 'garbage' that needed to be sorted was referring to.

"Let's get started!"

Gao Feng's eyes flashed with anticipation, and he waved his hand impatiently, raising a gust of wind to hit Wade Wilson.

"Okay, okay! I'm more anxious than you!"

Wade Wilson grinned.

Then he was gearing up, his nervous appearance was as if he was stunned by drawing cards and drawing magic, as if he was playing with bathing, burning incense and changing clothes to gather European energy.

"Haha! Noon has arrived! The lucky stars are shining brightly!"

Suddenly Wade Wilson screamed strangely, and then directly turned the time shuttle on his wrist, a blurred picture emerged as if in a fog, flashing past like a carousel, obviously Wade Wilson had stepped into the time channel edge line.

"See you later! Everyone! Wow!~"

With a cheerful cry, Wade Wilson suddenly disappeared from everyone's sight.

"What did he mean by those words he said just now?"

Colossus came back to his senses, blinked and asked the others.

"It's already noon? Auspicious stars are shining? Hehe! What a mess."

Gao Feng raised his head and glanced at the round sun that looked like a pancake just out of the oven, he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing, and said to Ganglishi: "Maybe it's because I read some inexplicable books, don't worry about it."

"Oh!"

Colossus shrugged his shoulders and didn't care anymore. There were really too many things wrong with Wade Wilson. Even a good-tempered man like Colossus would inevitably get bored sometimes.

So, since it's not important, get out of here!
The first rule of being friends with Wade Wilson is never pay too much attention to his bullshit, that way you can live a happier life!

Wade Wilson's schedule seemed to be unfinished for a while, and Colossus had already prepared the barbecue equipment and set it up by the lake.

Then he moved two refrigerators, one was stocked with various meats and vegetables, and the other was filled with beer that was so cool that it would ooze cold water droplets when taken out.

As the hosts, Yukio and the warhead girl were supposed to play the role of entertaining everyone, but because of their hard work, they calmly found chairs to lie down by the lake, enjoying the quietness and refreshing water vapor.

It seems that Cable has never done this kind of barbecue before. Domino couldn't see his clumsy appearance, so he waved him away, but this caused no one to take care of the grill, because Domino didn't order phase skills.

She glanced around and finally locked on to a target, then waved her arms and shouted.

"Van Gogh! Can you barbecue? Don't get bored there, come over here and help!"

He felt wronged for being said to be at the peak of Niwai, but compared to this, what concerned him more was that Wade Wilson had traveled through time to save Vanessa, but there was still no movement in the second half of his mission. As if dead!
This made him very annoyed, and then he decided to turn his grief into food and eat his mother!

Well, the fact is that he has already predicted that the previous speculation is correct. Saving Vanessa is within the original plot, so it does not belong to Wade Wilson's real wish. His real wish is unexpected in the plot.

"Oh! Alright, leave it to me! Today I will show you what cooking is!"

Putting this matter aside for now, anyway, the original plot is now over. Although there are some discrepancies in the process, the result is no different from the original plot. Russell Collins has changed his evil ways and Cable's daughter will be known as Teddy of the mutant messiah Hope in the future. The bear also recovered from being burned by the flames, and now Wade Wilson also begins his journey across the timeline.

So what he was looking forward to would come soon, and he was not in a hurry.

Cooking skills have been neglected for a long time. If it weren't for the ability to see it in the skill bar every time the system light curtain is turned on, Gao Feng would have almost forgotten it. With this skill at the bottom, barbecue and other things can't help him at all.

Oiling, salting, peppering, and roasting, the movements were clean and neat, no less than when cutting people, and soon everyone began to shout that enough is enough, come to drink and continue later.

Drinking refreshing cold beer and licking skewers, it's so chic.

Then something interesting happened.

"Hi! Huh? I have a lot of fingers. This is one, two...five, six, eight? No, it's seven! Hey! I have seven fingers!"

The two-meter-tall and huge Gunners shook the wine bottle, looked at his palm stupidly, and then performed a good show of getting drunk and falling into the river.

Boom! !

The heavy alloy fell into the lake, causing a huge splash, scaring away the two big white geese playing in the lake.

"Hehe! It's been a long time since I saw such an interesting scene."

Cable took a sip of cold beer and flicked his daughter Hope's teddy bear with his left hand. A rare smile appeared on his resolute and cold face. Although it was not pretty and even looked stiff, it really surprised Domino.

"You can actually laugh?!"

Domino's shocked expression was beyond words, and he stared at Cable with his almond eyes and said in surprise.

"Laugh? Do I have one?"

Cable looked sideways at Domino coldly and said in a deep voice.

"Well, I'm used to your appearance."

Domino smiled and nodded with satisfaction.

The corners of Deng Suo's mouth twitched, he couldn't help it, otherwise with his professionally trained cold face, he would definitely be able to hold back!

"Haha! Fish him out quickly. Even if he doesn't drown, he might be rusty!"

Gao Feng bit the drill bit and rolled it, and the crispy and delicious kebabs fell into his mouth. He laughed and pointed at the steel wrestlers thumping in the lake. As the water sprayed away, the two tentatively returned to the lake. The big white goose turned around and ran away without looking back. It fell and didn't stop in the middle.

"Hurry up! Look at him scaring the big white goose, hahaha!"

Helena Campbell was holding her stomach and laughing so hard that her teeth could be seen!
At this moment, Wade Wilson quietly appeared on the lawn that he left not far away.

"Haha! I succeeded!"

Wade Wilson raised his arms in glee and cheered, and then...no one answered him.

Everyone is watching the Colossus show, yes, Gao Feng is talking about it, and Helena Campbell is too, and no one is really trying to get the Colossus.

After all, such an interesting scene is very rare, at least rarer than Wade Wilson telling jokes, so of course no one paid attention to Wade Wilson.

Even the peak person who entrusted the task to Wade Wilson would be like this, but the look he gave him could be regarded as giving him face.

Well, if the look in his eyes wasn't 'Baby!'Dad is very disappointed in you! 'It will give you more face.

"Hey! Hey! How about spreading flowers to welcome you? Why are you slacking off?"

Wade Wilson was very dissatisfied. He pouted and ran to the barbecue grill to eat a bunch and grab a handful, and the words that came out of his mouth were vague.

"Welcome with flowers? Who do you think you are?"

The warhead girl mocked mercilessly.

"of course……"

Wade Wilson subconsciously wanted to turn back, but when he saw that it was the Bullet Girl, he snorted immediately, and his winking expression restrained.

"I am in a good mood, so I will forgive your offense!"

After speaking, Wade Wilson waved his hand, with an expression of 'go ahead and have fun'.

"Humph! I'm too lazy to care about you!"

The Bullet Girl snorted disdainfully, then turned her head and whispered to Xue Xu beside her again.

"Wow! This string is really delicious, who made it? It doesn't matter, I have to go home and find my Vanessa! But don't leave the table! I will be back soon!"

Wade Wilson yelled loudly while pulling the string.

"How about we break up?"

Helena Campbell took a sip of the wine and then spit it out. She didn't feel much after drinking too much of this thing, it was like drinking water, but why did she feel a little floating under her feet?
"Let's go, wait until Wade's cold beer is gone, let's continue."

Gao Feng waved his hand, picked him up and said, 'You're drunk' and the other party replied, 'I'm not drunk!I can still drink! ’ Helena Campbell, back in the room in a flash.

The others looked at each other a few times and were quite bored, shrugging their shoulders and leaving.

That leaves Cable.

Looking at the figures of the two leaving, Deng Suo felt an inexplicable sense of desolation in his heart, but this was nothing to him who had undergone special training, especially when Domino smiled and waved kindly Farewell, just—what does it mean to be the last one? Who cares about the Colossus who is about to sink to the bottom of the lake?What do you mean I will continue the show later, do I have to move the two refrigerators back?

Who am I, a laborer? !

Dian Suo was expressionless, but roared in his heart, then closed his eyes and opened them, raised his head and walked away, left...

Um!This is the true meaning of out of sight, out of mind!

……

Wade Wilson didn't come back at night, but there seemed to be some movement outside the window.

Gao Feng took the time to glance outside and saw the sober Colossus crawling out of the lake and lying on the edge of the lake vomiting. His lonely appearance looked really... so huge!
"Come back quickly!~"

"Wait a minute, let me shout!"

Gao Feng comforted him, then came to the window barefoot and opened it.

"Pete! Are you awake? Then please take the refrigerator back! Remember to fill it up! The grill will be left there for now, Wade called specifically to say that the game will be continued!"

These words completely ignored Colossus' mood.

So now he is purely motivated by revenge.

The next day, it was another whole day, and Wade Wilson didn't show up. Maybe it was because of his cheap mentality. The funny guy didn't show up, and I still felt empty.

As if feeling the people's yearning for him, another night that was about to pass, Wade Wilson suddenly appeared, and he took Vanessa, who he had lost and recovered, with him.

"Come on! BBQ party! Let's fire it up!"

Wade Wilson with arms outstretched cheers whoops followed him...none of them!

"Is your mind still stuck on yesterday, the day before yesterday, or the day before yesterday?"

The Bullet Girl is the first to fire, and make friends with Wade Wilson. The second point is to fight when you meet, otherwise you may completely lose your chance!

Obviously, Warheads knows this well.

"Come on! Come on! Barbecue party, barbecue party!"

Playing like a baby, Wade Wilson suddenly fell to the ground and began to roll around like a rogue, looking swollen and full of expressions of 'I won't get up if anyone dares to say no'.

"Okay, okay! You're not a kid, you're still acting like a rascal? Get up and help if you want to hold a party!"

Colossus appeared in time, looking down at Wade Wilson with his hands on his hips, his face full of helplessness.

"okay!"

Wade Wilson performed a beautiful carp kick, stood up straight as if coming to life and gave a nondescript military salute.

Immediately afterwards, a refrigerator full of cold beer appeared in front of Wade Wilson.

"You are responsible for sending all these beers to the lake, come on, Wade!"

Gang Lux looked at the cold beer in the refrigerator and his mouth twitched. The past was unbearable, and he only hoped that everyone would suddenly lose their memory!
Make anyone who sees him drunk crazy have amnesia, he can't do it, not even physical amnestics, so...alcohol!leave me alone!I don't want to see you again!

BBQ party!reboot!
Gao Feng, who was once again the chef, was casually roasting chicken wings. He was going to get Wade Wilson drunk later, use alcohol to activate his already chaotic brain, and then set out his true wish !
"Wade! The wine is gone again, can you hurry up! The headwind express is faster than you!"

Bullet Girl is relentless in her sarcasm, even if she doesn't know if it's a meme or not.

Gao Feng, who was busy barbecuing, glanced sideways when he heard the sound and saw Wade Wilson carrying a frame and carrying beer. He felt that his plan to get Wade Wilson drunk had a long way to go!

But he didn't plan to go up and help the leader, watching others work and poking aside, he always couldn't help but feel a strange and refreshing feeling of being a supervisor.

Sure enough, whether you are happy or not comes from comparison.

(End of this chapter)

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