Journey through the Worlds from the Wilderness

Chapter 470
Wade Wilson was finally able to sit down and rest, enjoy two skewers and drink a few sips of wine.

Colossus is definitely the kind of good friend everyone wants, he will appear when you need help, use his thick and powerful palms to help you withstand the pressure, give without expecting anything in return, you don’t have to Say a word of thanks, just look at each other and smile, and he will be very satisfied.

Well, this kind of friend doesn't seem like it really exists, at least it should never appear beside Wade Wilson, because it is really a sad thing for good people and a laughing stock for bad people.

Although Wade Wilson is witty and funny, he is by no means a good guy in the traditional sense, let alone a superhero that he doesn't even think of himself.

However, although this guy is troublesome, he seems to be good in Gao Feng's eyes, otherwise he wouldn't be pulling Wade Wilson to drink like he is doing now.

"I've seen people use their noses to burp, but I've never seen people use their nostrils to drink wine! Hahaha!"

Seeing Wade Wilson performing stunts, Gao Feng laughed and clapped his hands, and then booed: "One more! One more!"

"Let's have another one! Wade!"

Domino also cheered.

Bullet Girl felt that she had not received enough training, so she couldn't hold back her laughter.

As for Xue Xu next to her, she almost made a gesture of cheering, encouraging Wade Wilson to continue to be funny.

Facts have proved that booing is an indelible talent of human beings, regardless of national boundaries and languages.

"Haha! It's nothing to drink through the nostrils, watch me drink with my ears and eyes!"

Wade Wilson laughed, picked up a bottle of beer, popped it open, and tilted his head to his ear.

What a mess!
The aroma of barbecue by the lake fills the air, the laughter and laughter are constant, and the atmosphere is very lively.

Gao Feng put aside his work for the time being and blended into the cheerful atmosphere, which was quite comfortable and pleasant.

After twilight fell, the atmosphere was joyful, and the warhead girl shouted to turn on the light, a little drunk, but Colossus was already drunk, and this tough alloy guy couldn't resist the temptation of alcohol after all. He went to the lake, but also ran and turned over and lay down in the fountain.

Not to mention, his appearance is really suitable for a fountain sculpture, it would be even better if he wasn't pressed against the fountain spout.

"I'm going to drive the plane out and illuminate it for everyone!"

The bullet girl's cheeks were flushed, her face was drunk, she grinned, and ran into the castle after speaking, as if she really planned to fly the plane out.

At that time, no one paid attention to it, they only thought that the bullet girl was looking for an excuse to leave, but suddenly, there was a tremor on the ground, and the liquid level of the wine in the wine glass shook, and it hit the wall of the glass and instantly shattered.

Immediately afterwards, the jet plane rose from the underground apron and appeared in everyone's sight.

"Welcome to the lights!"

The voice of the warhead girl came from the plane through the sound system, and then a dazzling bright light suddenly shone over. Wade Wilson screamed, staggered and fell to the ground, shouting as if a vampire had seen the sun, completely dramatist.

"Stop playing, get up and drink!"

Cable stretched out the mechanical left arm in dissatisfaction, grabbed Wade Wilson by the collar of his back shirt, and lifted him up with all his might.

"I'll do another trick this time, look at me..."

When I'm with Wade Wilson, I can't help but be surprised and laugh. This guy is simply the embodiment of funny, a man who really has a great sense of humor.

I drank cold beer until I vomited, and I continued to drink after I vomited, but there were not many people who were still strong on the field.

The bullet-headed girl got into the fighter plane with her arms around Xue Xu, and Gao Feng, who had extraordinary eyesight, glanced casually for a few times, so afraid that it would be too late to blink, until the sleeping girl next to him rubbed her head against him, and then she immediately came back to her senses , Mental silent recitation Do not see evil!See no evil!

"Wade, Vanessa has returned to your side, and Russell Collins is planning to continue working hard to be a superhero. Your wishes have all come true."

Gao Feng shook his wine glass and said in a rather casual tone.

Only him, Wade Wilson, and Cable are left with their eyes open now. The reason why they can survive until now is not because they are not drunk, but because they all have the ability to regenerate and heal themselves.

Yes, Cable can also heal itself quickly, just like his electronic eye can release shock waves, although it does not appear, it is real.

"And you, do you still have any unfulfilled wishes, Cable?"

Before Wade Wilson could respond, Gao Feng's target suddenly turned around, looking sideways at the cable with interest.

"Me, I just want to go back to my timeline right now, put down work and go home and hug my wife and daughter Hope."

Deng Suo narrowed his slightly drunken eyes, and a smile from the heart floated on the corner of his mouth as he spoke, full of happiness.

"You didn't say you were going to snap your fingers again! It's so broken! The whole paragraph is broken!"

Wade Wilson stood up suddenly, one foot was deep and the other was shallow, frowning with indignation, he smashed the wine bottle with a wave of his hand, causing a layer of white foam to form on the ground.

Gao Feng stared at the beer froth, wondering if it was in a martial arts drama, would this be evidence that the dish was poisonous?

After trembling for a moment, he quickly shook off this inexplicable thought and looked up at Wade Wilson, who curled his lips with disdain.

"Hmph! You're so majestic playing the purple sweet potato essence! And look at me? You can't even block bullets with a knife, although this... hiccup!~ It's funny, but! Not handsome at all! "

Wade Wilson was belching wine and beating his chest. The cable next to him tilted his head as he spoke, not looking cute but obviously not understanding.

"The rights to the X-Men were sold by Marvel before. This matter has nothing to do with Ziya Jing. However, the rights to the X-Men are in the hands of [-]th Century Fox! As a result, I was not included in so many movies before. , It’s simply abominable! Hateful! Shameful!”

He paused every word, with a mixture of grief and anger on his face, which made Cable completely dumbfounded.

"What's the mess?"

Cable muttered something, then moved down his alcohol-blurred vision, locked onto the time shuttle on Wade Wilson's wrist, and also hiccupped.

"Give it back to me when you're done using it, I want... hiccup! ~ I want to go home..."

Before he finished speaking, Tie Suo turned his body sideways and fell asleep soundly.

"Haha! No way! Keep talking, Wade! It's interesting to hear it!"

Gao Feng was also flushed with drunkenness, but his mind was still very clear. If he wanted to get others drunk, he had to hold some alcohol himself, otherwise persuading others would not be enough.

"Those shitty editors at [-]th Century Fox! Me! Wade Wilson! Deadpool! The popular character that bugs play in comics, so many movies don't take me to play!"

Wade Wilson stretched out his hand to grab another bottle of beer. Seeing that his posture didn't look like he was going to drink it, but wanted to slam it, but his drunken eyelids started to fight, so he just grabbed it, but it was a beer. Ass sat on the ground.

"Ouch! Big ass!"

Wade Wilson grinned in pain, but he didn't intend to sit up. He kicked his legs, and lay down directly on his back, and found a comfortable position.

"Humph! Forget it if you don't play with me, I suddenly plan to use Deadpool's popularity to make money, and make a shut-up version of his grandma! Is a Deadpool who shuts his mouth still a Deadpool?!"

Wade Wilson became angry as soon as he mentioned this, turned sideways and thumped the ground fiercely, then grinned his teeth in pain and blew into his fist.

"It really doesn't count, that guy is called NO.11 weapon."

Having personally experienced that episode, Gao Feng put himself in the shoes and thought about it, and it really is so.

Of course, we won’t comment on Deadpool’s popularity, after all, he has no idea about it.

"That's right! She's like a sheep in wolf's clothing!"

Wade Wilson was so angry that he raised his hand and wanted to slap the ground, but remembering the painful feeling, he immediately took his hand back.

Sure enough, Deadpool is funny everywhere!

"That's a good metaphor!"

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up in admiration, with a sympathetic expression on his face, pretending to be a little fanboy.

In fact, his heart has been beating faster, and he has a hunch that it is not far from Wade Wilson's true wish!
"It's absurd, it's absurd!"

Wade Wilson waved his hand and humbled himself proudly.

"Hey! This piece of shit that has no eyesight deserves to be acquired by Disney of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse! I tell you to underestimate Deadpool's appeal!"

"Yes! It deserves it!"

Shouting so loudly, Gao Feng almost forgot what restraint is.

"It's so shameful that they still made money... right! "Deadpool" is considered a side story series, damn Fuck! Are you planning to limit my interactions with the X-Men to just one or two people?"

Wade Wilson suddenly remembered something and cursed loudly.

"Adding easter eggs to the movie, hum! I wish "Dark Phoenix" a bad box office!"

Cursing can't solve the hatred, Wade Wilson then added a curse, may he come true!
"So, Wade, you hate [-]th Century Fox? What, any ideas?"

Gao Feng's words were mixed with a trace of spiritual power to bewitch.

"Hate is not a thing, it's just a bit annoying, okay! It's very, very annoying, but let's forget about ideas, anyway, the next one is equivalent to changing the production and distribution party, hehe! Maybe that Mickey Mouse You can also let me wander around in the Fulian!"

Wade Wilson smirked like a weasel who stole the chicken, as if he had already gone to Xiao Chong to form a mouth gun alliance.

Why!It's a pity that Xiao Chong has fallen behind again.

"So you want to play with the Avengers?"

Gao Feng raised his eyebrows, held his mouth shut and asked, if this is really the case, then... the concubine can't do it!Our system does not have the function of directional shuttle!

"Not at all."

Wade Wilson shook his head, these words cheered up Gao Feng who was already hopeless about this mission.

"Then what do you wish for? Don't tell me that you plan to have a child with Vanessa! I can't help you with this kind of thing!"

Gao Feng said quickly.

"Cut! Think beautifully!"

Wade Wilson snorted and looked up at the stars in the sky... Ahem!The sky was full of smog, and I frowned for a moment of deep thought, then suddenly stood up and opened my arms towards the sky, saying: "If I have any unfulfilled wishes, um! I hope that Deadpool will become the best actor in the X-Men series!"

Hearing this wish, Gao Feng was a little confused. What does it mean?I know the best actor, but Xiao Lizi won the award only after being so miserable.

It's just, what does the best actor in the X-Men series mean?Who will explain explain!
Gao Feng decided not to be ashamed to ask.

"What does that mean? Are you going to kick out Hugh Jackman and make yourself the protagonist? Or James McAvoy? Or Michael Fassbender?"

"Hey! Don't be so dark, please, I think this is a good idea!"

Wade Wilson scolded with a straight face.

"so……"

Gao Feng, who twitched the corner of his mouth a few times, raised his eyebrows curiously.

"Hey! I wonder if you've ever heard of scene-stealing?"

Wade Wilson said with a grin on his face.

"Huh? What do you think?"

Gao Feng asked curiously.

"I want to cross the timeline and leave me in every story! Wade Wilson traces and fame!"

Wade Wilson's eyes were full of anticipation.

"Don't pay too much attention to reputation or anything like that. The traces are pretty good. Just travel to..."

"Etc., etc!"

Listening to the words analyzed for him, Wade Wilson suddenly became clearer and interrupted with a wave.

He rubbed his forehead and said, "What did I just say? I was drunk, so I must have been talking nonsense!"

After he finished speaking, he frowned. Wasn't he drinking and bragging?Why did it suddenly get involved in this kind of thing?
"Wade, there is a saying in my hometown that you tell the truth after drinking. It means that what you say when you are drunk is actually the wish hidden deep in your heart."

Gao Feng suddenly turned into a spiritual mentor, looked at Wade Wilson and said: "As the saying goes, life is full of joy, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon!"

"You mean, go ahead and drink?"

Wade Wilson tentatively said.

"No! It means if you have an idea, fuck it!"

Gao Feng waved his hand.

"You mean, I should fight for the statuette?"

Wade Wilson suddenly hesitated.

"Of course! You have this condition! Don't hesitate, look down and see what you are wearing on your wrist?"

"Well, what is this?"

Wade Wilson looked confused.

"Time shuttle! You don't know this anymore? Are you drinking too much?"

Gao Feng showed contempt.

"Of course not! I'm very sober! Let's continue to drink!"

Wade Wilson got up in fear, as if he was going to take a 'two steps for nothing', but the two steps turned out to be a flutter.

"You'd better give this thing to me. It's too dangerous to leave it with you."

Gao Feng grabbed Wade Wilson's wrist as he spoke.

"Hey! Don't come to grab it, I haven't played enough yet!"

Wade Wilson pouted his ass and arched the peak and stretched his hands far.

"You don't plan to use it anyway, what's the use of this thing? Give it to me!"

Gao Feng continued to grab at Wade Wilson's wrist.

"Don't grab it, don't grab it! If you grab it again, I will start it!"

Wade Wilson said threateningly.

"You started it! Don't you have the guts!"

Gao Feng laughed sarcastically.

"Hey! My tantrum..."

"Don't pretend, you dare not!"

"You think I dare not?!"

Wade Wilson was annoyed.

"Ha ha!"

He smiled without saying a word, but was full of disdain.

"Hmph! Let me show you... Oops!"

Wade Wilson twisted the wheel of the time shuttle, and before he could finish speaking, he staggered and fell down, pounced on...

(End of this chapter)