Encounter Qin Shihuang on a deserted island

Chapter 2 Fighting the Landlords Club?
When the three of them figure it out, how dare they be negligent?

Especially Li Si and Wang Ben, who ran so fast,

"Immortal, Immortal, wait for us,"

"How offended I was just now, I hope the immortal will not blame me!"

Fairy?

These two words made Chang Yu feel like cursing no matter how he heard them.
If I remember correctly, this seems to be a dialect of Sichuan,

My god you are a fairy board?

At that moment, Chang Yu turned around directly and pointed his sword at Li Si and Wang Ben,
"Who are you calling an immortal? Your whole family is an immortal!"

Forehead!
Li Si and Wang Ben were taken aback by Chang Yu's words, but they didn't dare to shout anymore.

It was Qin Shihuang who stepped up and took Chang Yu's hand,

"Don't blame the young man, they didn't mean to offend,"

"The young man's magical powers are indeed so vast that I have never seen them before!"

Ha ha!

Does this feeling treat me like a god?

If I were a god, could I be trapped on this broken island for four years?

When Qin Shihuang finished speaking, Chang Yu shook off his hand and wiped it disgustingly.

"Even if I'm single, I'm not to the point of having sex with a grown man,"

"My hand can only be held by my young lady."

Miss?
What is this?

"Young man said little, little sister, but did he mean woman?"

How long are you going to pretend to be with me? !

"Yes yes yes, she is a woman with lordosis and back curl, a natural beauty, fair skin and beautiful skin!"

Chang Yu said angrily.

However, it was the word "woman" that made Li Si and Wang Ben's bodies tremble at the same time!
Looking around the world, who doesn't know that women are a kind of taboo for Qin Shihuang!
Qin Shihuang expelled his mother Zhao Ji because of her inappropriate private life.
This kind of mother-hating has gradually evolved into hating women!

This is also the reason why he never set up a queen.

Proposing a woman in front of Qin Shihuang, what is the difference between this and courting death?
At that moment, both Li Si and Wang Ben were trembling with fear.

"Your Majesty, don't get angry, this young man is..."

However, they were stunned before the words of persuasion came out!

Because, on Qin Shihuang's face, there was no anger at all!
Instead, with a gentle smile,

"I understand what the young man said,"

"In the vast world, as long as the young man likes it, I will search all over the world for you."

"Beauties are naturally everywhere."

Forehead!
Qin Shihuang's words stunned Li Si and Wang Ben,

They couldn't even believe their ears!

Is this still the first emperor who hated women?
When Qin Shihuang's words fell to the ground, Chang Yu raised his head, looking like thinking,

"By the way, I really don't know what famous women are there in Qin Chao,"

"It's not like Er Qiao, Xi Shi, Yang Yuhuan, etc., who have great reputations."

Shih Tzu?

Qin Shihuang had heard of this name,
The second Joe, Yang Yuhuan, he didn't know.

"Young man, under the vast and proud territory, I have really heard the names of some prostitutes,"

"One is Yu Ji, the poppies, and the other is Lu Zhi, a man in the court."

Hearing the sound, Chang Yu slapped his thigh suddenly,
"Yes, yes, I didn't expect the history of the Qin Dynasty. You study it more thoroughly than I do,"

"Yu Ji, there are weapons in the equipment column, which can be used as beacon fire,"

"Lu's pheasant is a bit perverted, the skill kills the dove, and the medicine will cause the player who asks for the medicine to die immediately."

When Chang Yu finishes speaking,
The surrounding became quiet.

Qin Shihuang, Li Si and Wang Ben all looked like they had eaten shit,
Beacon flames?

Dove kill?

What are these things?
Seeing the confused look of the three of them, Chang Yu frowned,

"That's right, judging by your age, you probably haven't played Three Kingdoms, so forget it."

After finishing speaking, Chang Yu stopped talking to the three of them and stepped into his "luxury villa".
It is said to be luxurious, but it is just a rough house built with the idle things on the island.

And the three of Qin Shihuang were also tired all day,

After a little rectification, I finally found a place for Qin Shihuang to rest.
But, just when Qin Shihuang was about to fall asleep,
"What are you sleeping on, get up and be hilarious,"

"Sleep is a waste of life, come, drink some coffee to refresh yourself."

While talking, Chang Yu had already poured a glass for the three of them with the broken pot.

However, looking at the dark things in the cup, both Wang Ben and Li Si frowned,
"Young Immortal, what is this?"

Hearing the sound, Chang Yu took a sip,
"Coffee, refresh yourself, there are cocoa beans on this island, just grind them."

coffee?

Hesitantly, Qin Shihuang also tried to take a sip,
However, the bitterness of the entrance made him frown,
But, just as he was about to spit it out,
The sweetness of the aftertaste made his eyes widen suddenly, revealing a touch of disbelief,
"Oh? In this world, there is such a sweet thing?"

"Bitter on the palate but sweet in the aftertaste,"

"The most strange thing for me is that, after just one mouthful, I don't even feel sleepy at all?"

After hearing Qin Shihuang's words, Li Si and Wang Ben all drank it.
The effect, of course, is obvious.

This made Wang Ben unbearably excited again.
"Your Majesty, it's amazing, this is simply a fetish,"

"These years of conquests and punishments, the exhaustion of the soldiers' boats and vehicles is inevitable,"

"If you take this thing back, wouldn't it be good news for our soldiers?"

Although Li Si didn't finish speaking, he kept nodding his head.

Throughout the whole process, Chang Yu was the only one standing aside, looking at the three of them as if they were idiots.
Brothers, this is the effect of coffee,
What fetish, what gospel?
As for such an exaggeration?

Leaving this broken island, if you want to drink, you can order a takeaway and it will be delivered to your door, okay?
"Yeah, I thought it would be more interesting if there were three people here,"

"Co-author, here are three idiots."

With a wave of his hand, Chang Yu dived into the room.

As for the three of Qin Shihuang, their faces were already full of excitement at this moment.

Especially Qin Shihuang, the joy on his face could not be concealed,
"God, this young man is definitely my god,"

"During this east tour, my technique of longevity has finally come to fruition!"

The technique of longevity?

This word made Chang Yu, who was lying on the bed, almost burst out laughing,
"These three old men are really interesting, they must be dazed when acting in a play,"

"It's okay to act when I'm around, but I'm not in front of me, so I'm still acting?"

"However, in history, it seems that there is really a bridge where Qin Shihuang made a tour of the East to seek the magic of longevity?"

After laughing, Chang Yu got up from the bed,

Holding a pair of self-made poker in his hand, he poked his head out and smiled muffledly at Qin Shihuang and the others.
"That... nothing else, Doudizhu, you should know it?"

"When the crew is bored, do you guys also fight a few times?"

Landlords?
this.you.me.
What the hell?

(End of this chapter)