Encounter Qin Shihuang on a deserted island

Chapter 3 Your mother is a scumbag!

Looking at the three dumbfounded people in front of him, Chang Yu finally realized the true meaning of a sentence,
My mother won't let me play with idiots!
This is so stupid, what can you understand?
"Doudizhu doesn't know what it is, but poker always knows it?"

blah blah blah!

At that moment, Chang Yu directly took out the crumpled cards from his pocket and placed them in front of the three of them.

It is said to be playing cards, but it is actually rolls of paper.
It's just that after being soaked in sea water and dried in the sun, it became a little harder than before.

Coupled with the spades and hearts painted by Chang Yu, it became a playing card.

Seeing the cards, the three of Qin Shihuang were even more stunned.

Touching a picture, three people held their heads and studied for a long time, their eyes filled with disbelief.

"What kind of material is this, why can writing be written on it?"

I am Nima!
Chang Yu couldn't help cursing!
"Aren't you talking nonsense, this is paper, paper!"

"It is used for writing, otherwise where would it be written?"

Hearing the sound, Li Si's eyes widened, he touched the poker carefully, and muttered:

"The material of paper is really the top grade for writing and painting,"

"It's much, much better than our bamboo slips and Siang,"

"It's not afraid of water, it's easy to carry, and most importantly, it's easy to store!"

"Your Majesty, this is really another great divine object!"

After Li Si finished speaking, Qin Shihuang stood up and asked excitedly:
"Young man, I ask you, how much of this kind of paper do you have?"

Snapped!
Chang Yu directly threw his stack of notebooks over,

"I said you three, how long do you have to act, are you motivated?"

"You've never seen paper, right? I'll give you as much as you want, so read and learn!"

Whoa!
The notebook that Chang Yu regarded as garbage was held in the palm of Qin Shihuang's three people like a treasure!
Not only that,

"Don't worry, I not only have paper, but also a pen, come here, let you see enough!"

At that moment, Chang Yu poured out all the pencil cases in his bag,

Pencils, oil pens, pens, there are many things that students should have!
Senseless!

The three of Qin Shihuang held pens scattered all over the floor, and they were so shocked that they couldn't speak!
At this moment, in their eyes, Chang Yu was already a fairy who hadn't run away!
Otherwise, where would these divine objects come from?

After the three of them studied for a long time and their expressions recovered slightly,
Chang Yu directly threw the pen and paper aside, placed the playing cards in the middle,
"You don't know how to fight landlords, do you? It's okay, I'll teach you."

The patient lecture continued for three hours!

Chang Yu's mouth was almost worn out, and finally taught Qin Shihuang and Li Si,
As for Wang Ben, he was directly kicked aside by Chang Yu,
Practice has proved that this Wang Ben is just an idiot with no brains at all!
"Now that you know everything, let's start now,"

"Just playing is meaningless, how about we add some bonuses?"

Chang Yu twisted his fingers lightly, the meaning was obvious.

At this time, Qin Shihuang understood what Chang Yu meant and waved to Li Si,
"Aiqing, I never carry a penny with me, do you have one?"

Hearing the sound, Li Si and Wang Ben looked at me and I looked at you. They groped everywhere but didn't take it out.

This made Chang Yu couldn't help laughing out loud,

"Didn't you call yourself Qin Shihuang? The entire Qin Dynasty belongs to you. Do you have a dime?"

"And you, the prime minister, besides him, you are the biggest, and you can't afford the money?"

"It seems that your crew's preparations are not comprehensive."

Talking and laughing for a full 10 minutes, Chang Yu took out his pocket,

He took out a dozen crumpled red bills and threw them directly on the poker,

"You don't, I do,"

"But let's talk about it first, this is your loan, IOU, after we go out, we have to settle the account."

It's not that Chang Yu is generous,
It's about money, money is spent when it is spent, and on this broken island, it is paper!

However, touching the bright hundred-yuan bills, the three of Qin Shihuang were stunned again.
"Isn't this just paper? Why does the boy call it money?"

"In our Qin Dynasty, what circulates are gold coins for high coins and copper coins for low coins."

Before Qin Shihuang finished speaking, Chang Yu interrupted impatiently,
"Okay, okay, everything you say is right, this is paper, okay."

Chang Yu is really too lazy to explain,

I don't know how many people outside are working hard just for this thing,
To be disgusted by this strange old man in front of him?

As Chang Yu, an old fritter in the Landlords world, how could these three "cute newcomers" in front of him play him better?
After a few rounds, all the RMB in his hand was taken back by Chang Yu,
Borrow again!
Resend!

After several rounds, a bunch of IOUs were issued.

"Hey, forget it, if you continue playing like this, after you go out, you both have to give me the house,"

"I don't want a fraction, Lao Qin and Lao Li, each of you owes me 3 yuan, remember."

After finishing speaking, Chang Yu patted his ass and left,
Qin Shihuang and Li Si were left staring at each other.
"Li Aiqing, how much is the thirty thousand that the young man said?"

Hearing the sound, Li Si twirled his beard and pinched his hands to count.
"Return to Your Majesty, according to the conversion method taught me by the young boy Xian just now, it should be three hundred stones."

puff!
Li Si's words made Wang Bengang spit out all the coffee he drank into his mouth.
"Three hundred stones?"

"Your Majesty, Prime Minister, after playing for a while, you lost three hundred stones to him?"

Wang Ben couldn't believe it, Chang Yu won his half-year salary just because of the fart conference?

Sure enough, a fairy is a fairy, and he worked hard, but he couldn't beat him tossing cards!
However, Wang Ben's appearance made Qin Shihuang's face suddenly pulled,
"As the Marquis of Tongwu, why are you making such a fuss with mere three hundred stones?"

"I, in charge of the country and the unification of the six kingdoms, would you care about a few hundred stones?"

"When we leave Xiandao, I will not only pay off what I owe him, but also give him ten thousand mu of grain and make him a Marquis!"

Canonized Marquis?

This kind of reward made Wang Ben dumbfounded!
A man like him, who has made great achievements in battle and fought for the Qin Dynasty through life and death, is now just a Tongwu Marquis.
And now, Chang Yu just fought a few landlords with Qin Shihuang, and he just became a Marquis?
Awesome!
Even with 1 envy and hatred in his heart, Wang Ben didn't dare to refute Qin Shihuang,
"Yes, Your Majesty Shengming,"

"Wang Ben is going to report the news to the young man."

After finishing speaking, Wang Benpidianpidian ran into Chang Yu's room,

"Young man, it's terrible, His Majesty has just given a verbal order,"

"I will give you gold, reward you with fertile land, and I will also grant you the title of Marquis!"

What Wang Ben said was the excitement on his face.

However, Chang Yu listened helplessly, forced a smile and said:
"Oh, then I have to thank Shi Huang very much,"

"Thanks to his eight generations of ancestors!"

Boom!

Chang Yu's words almost scared Wang Ben crazy!
"Young man, don't be so outspoken,"

"The first emperor is the first emperor of all ages, and the ancestors are even more supreme, so don't mention it casually!"

When he said this, Wang Ben wanted to come up and cover Chang Yu's mouth.

But this made Chang Yu smile, and said with interest:
"What is supreme, bullying me that I don't understand history?"

"Let's talk about Zhao Ji, the mother of the first emperor. In today's words, isn't she a scumbag?"

Scum. Scum girl?

(End of this chapter)