The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 2 NO2 The Second Uncle Yitian
Let's talk about Yitian's second uncle!It is said that Yitian's second uncle has never told fortunes since that affair, and everyone is mad, what a fart!

It was only later that I found out that the left eye twitch that day was really accurate, that's right, the old saying is really very good.

That's not a general Xiaocai jumping in, it's a woman and Cai coming together!
I heard that the woman is not an ordinary rich woman.

The woman also said that she is 38 years old, not too old. Her father used to be the chairman of the company. Later, because his mother didn't want to live in the city, his mother used to be a painter and lived with his father for decades. , I have long thought of living a secluded life in a very remote place, and his father has been busy with company affairs, his mother couldn't stand it anymore, and ran away in a fit of anger, and his father also went to find him, so at this time, he My husband got the position of chairman, and changed his face as soon as he came on stage. He used to take care of her in every possible way. Now that he is a 38-year-old woman, everyone calls her little baby.

But now he is the chairman of the company, so he is not afraid of anything, so he negotiates with her directly and wants to divorce her.

I heard that his second uncle is not lucky now, what kind of Fengshui is he doing now, or some famous Fengshui master, who specializes in Fengshui for those big bosses, big companies and even multinational companies. Look for him, so he is quite famous now.

Today is a very special day, it is the Ching Ming Festival, and the villagers got the news a few months ago that Yitian and his second uncle are coming back to worship their ancestors!

Yitian knew that his second uncle was coming back today, so he was very excited.

He ran outside the village early and waited.

He thought that his second uncle was so big now, he shouldn't be walking!
At least it has to be a sedan.

When it was almost noon, I saw a small car approaching. It was still far away, and Yitian shouted loudly: "Second Uncle, Second Uncle."

The car was driving towards Yitian.

Yitian hurried over.

The car stopped.

A woman stepped out of the car, dressed very sexy and wearing a pair of sunglasses.

"What's your name? Little hairy boy."

Yitian stopped talking.

"Hey, is my sister calling you?"

"Who is my sister?"

"Yo, I have lowered my status to talk to you, but you are still panting. What is panting, asthma?"

"Am I lowering my race to talk to you now?"

"What race are you?"

That sexy woman put her face close to Yitian, and he could clearly smell the fragrance emanating from her body.

"Of course I'm human!"

Yitian said.

"what about me?"

"Demon!"

"Is there a demon as beautiful as me?"

"Yes! Shemales are as beautiful as you."

The woman said, "Super."

"Look at how my sister treats you?"

The woman took out a remote control from her hand.

What was said in her mouth was not heard, and no sound was made anyway.

Her car drove directly in front of her.

"Sister, I won't argue with you today, because I'm here to do big things today."

Yitian continues to wait!After a while, a man on a horse came back.

Seeing a child there, the man quickly came down and asked, "Hey, little boy, where is Tianzi Village? Tell uncle, uncle will give you sweets, be good!"

It was fine that the man didn't open his mouth to talk, but when he spoke, his teeth were all black, and there were a few green leaves on them, which was as disgusting as it could be.

Yitian kept covering his mouth.

He didn't speak, just used his fingers.

"I asked you the way, are you dumb?"

Yitian pointed directly.

The man said, "Damn, he's really dumb."

Yitian saw that this man came in a bad manner, so he directly told him to go to the cemetery, where there are graves, to see if he dares to be arrogant to a kid again.

Yitian is feeling a little proud.

His damn hand started to hurt again. It used to hurt at night, but for some reason, it hurt during the day too.

Yitian felt the pain unbearably, so he ran to a small ditch beside the village.

An even more wonderful thing happened. When he put his hand in it, the water in the ditch seemed to boil all of a sudden, and every drop of water jumped up.

His hands felt hot.

He couldn't take it anymore, so he directly inserted his hand into the soil. Unexpectedly, when his hand entered the soil, it immediately became icy cold.

This extremely cold, one extremely hot, two completely opposite realms.

Yitian felt really cool in the dirt.

He kept his hands in it, and for some reason, he suddenly felt sleepy, as if he wanted to sleep, as if he had entered a dream, and he couldn't tell whether it was reality or illusion.

Before he knew it, he fell asleep.

And he also saw a terrible scene in his dream.

The whole village became full of strange people and monsters. I don’t know why, so many scary people and monsters came all of a sudden. They all held their own super weapons and wore luxurious equipment. , made everyone look like a god of war, ten-year-old Yitian opened his eyes, everything he saw was like a dream, he couldn't believe his eyes, shit, he couldn't even understand the language, he really doubted Did I go to an alien, or could this be the legendary alien.He didn't dare to move at all. There were no houses in the whole village. They all disappeared at once. There were corpses everywhere on the ground, and the noise was so loud that the ears could hardly bear it.

Yitian woke up suddenly because he seemed to hear the sound of a car.

Indeed, a car drove towards him.

When it drove in front of him, Yitian couldn't see anything through the glass, thinking, is there no one inside, is it a driverless car?
Just as he was thinking, a man got out of the car, with few hairs left, and a cigar in his mouth.

"Isn't this Yitian?"

"Why are you here?"

"Second uncle."

"Good boy, I still know your second uncle, not bad."

"What are you doing here?"

"I--"

Yitian thought for a while, but said nothing.

"Good boy, you are not practicing some evil kung fu, are you? Iron Sand Palm? Western Region Demon Palm? Red Sand Fist?"

Yitian shook his head repeatedly.

"Come on, get in the second uncle's car."

His second uncle pulled Yitian hard, but he moved forward instead, and fell like a dog eating shit all at once.

"Hey, didn't you use some evil skills against your uncle?"

"No."

"Oh, my little Yitian! Can you talk? When will you talk? I told your dad a long time ago, don't worry about you. I counted for you when you were very young, saying you It’s a strange child, only one is born in 1 years, tell your dad that they don’t have to worry about your future at all, they just don’t believe me, and say that I’m not doing business all day long, I tell them I have great ambitions, they will not only fight but also fight .”

Yitian just looked at his second uncle.

"What are you looking at? Yitian, isn't your second uncle very cool now?"

"Is he handsome?"

The second uncle blew a puff of smoke on Yitian, who knew that he was almost choked to death.

"It's his grandma's. What kind of god sees my hair, it's not pleasing to the eye."

As soon as he finished speaking, there were several thunderclaps in the sky.

"Damn! Isn't June Feishuang?"

As soon as the words were finished, the weather suddenly changed and it began to snow.

"How come my words are so effective now? Then God, please give me 1000 million! I can accept it!"

"Second Uncle!"

Yitian shouted.

His second uncle felt a sudden convulsion in his neck.

"Who? Who called me?"

"Second uncle, should I call you?"

"I'm sorry, your second uncle has eaten too much delicacies from mountains and seas recently, and he's a little smokey, just smoke a little."

"Go, let's go."

"Second uncle, my hand."

"Take it out!"

"Can't hold it!"

"How is that possible? You really think your golden left hand and golden right hand are, idiot, they are urban supernatural novels written by others. Can you believe this? Oh, you may not have read it. Do you know what urban supernatural beings are? ? It means saying impossible things, doing impossible things, acting impossibly cool, and pretending to be impossible cool. In a word, superpowers are the whole superman."

"Do you know Superman?"

Yitian didn't speak, "Isn't it Transformers?"

"Congratulations, half of the answers are correct. First of all, is Superman a human? Of course, he is a human. He is not an ordinary person. He is a Superman. Have you seen that Zuo Luo? Every time he completes a task, he has to draw a Z on the ground." The man in black? Have you seen Spiderman? Have you seen Superman Returns? I know you haven’t seen it, otherwise I won’t tell you, otherwise how can you show how well-informed and knowledgeable your second uncle is? You are so talented, be a man! Just like your second uncle, be an upright man, you know?"

Suddenly a woman got out of the car and hit him with a broom.

"Where is there so much nonsense? If you don't leave, let the old lady's ass get calloused?"

Although the woman is a little older, she is very pink and gorgeous.

The woman saw what a little boy was doing on the ground, and said, "Hey, what did the little boy stick on the ground?"

The woman approached to figure it out, to figure it out.

She squatted down and took Yitian's hand with her hand.

"Why, aren't you coming out?"

"Let me help you, let me tell you! I used to be the great master of the Emei Sect, let me use my Heavenly Silkworm Magic to save you!"

She practiced her kung fu for a long time and pushed her hands to the ground.

There was no movement on the ground for a long time.

She looked closely at her face, but there was no response, so she knocked hard on the ground, and there was a sudden sound on the ground, which exploded.

She felt that there was darkness in front of her eyes.

Both Yitian and his second uncle laughed loudly.

"Who dares to laugh? I'll hit anyone who laughs."

Yitian still couldn't stop laughing.

The woman threw herself into the arms of his second uncle.

"Honey, am I ugly now? You won't want me, will you?"

"Baby, I love you more than ever."

"why?"

"Because I will never feel sad about being ugly again."

"why?"

"Because you are uglier than me now!"

"Okay! Watch me hit you with the magic power of the silkworm."

"Okay, okay, wife, the joke is over."

"joke?"

Yitian asked.

It’s not a joke at all, it’s just for fun, let’s act, it wasn’t a real explosion at all just now, it was scary, it was a kind of air-burst bomb we researched by ourselves.

"Is that thing there? Let me play with it too!" Yitian was very curious.

"It's not fun, we have a special substance applied to our skin, and it will be fine."

"Then my hand?"

"Second Uncle!"

Yitian asked.

(End of this chapter)