The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 3 NO3 Feng Shui Master
His second uncle approached him.

"Bring your hand and let your uncle see it."

Yitian is very obedient.

"Oh, these are not ordinary hands! Look at the lines on the surface of these hands are messy, several main lines have branches, and each branch seems to have branches, let's talk about the love line! You boy At the beginning, you will be very lucky, you are also very philandering, and many women will follow you, and later you will meet an important woman, only she can really help you achieve everything, but she is your nemesis, not easy to mess with Yes! Let’s talk about this career! Damn, it’s not easy, you are so small, this thread is so thick, can’t it?”

His second uncle took out his hand for comparison.

He thought to himself, this brat's career line is thicker than mine. Could it be that he will have superhuman abilities in the future?

"Second Uncle, what happened to my cable?"

"Oh, no, it's nothing, it's very good, and I will definitely become famous in the future."

"By the way, let Er Bo show you the lifeline."

"Damn it, why is this lifeline looming, but it will become more obvious later, and it will become thicker and thicker. Could it be that you will live forever?"

"No way? How many emperors in history have practiced the elixir of life, and who has succeeded? The wild history is all bullshit, and TV dramas and movies are even more unbelievable. What is written in fantasy novels is all the author's work. Rich imagination, if you are a writer, you can do nothing else, if you don’t know how to think wildly, then what’s the point of writing? Who cares!”

"Husband, let's get in the car! Aren't we here to worship our ancestors? Why are you always poor with a child?"

"Madam is right!"

"My husband! Let's go, get in the car."

His second uncle was about to get into the car when he realized that the woman hadn't left yet.

"Why haven't you left?"

The woman blinked hard at him.

"What happened to your eyes? Did you get sand?"

The woman was still standing there.

His second uncle ran over.

"Let's go! Have you lost your temper?"

"Yes, I have fallen into your demon, monster!"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if I'm a monster, as long as it's not a beast."

The woman laughed.

She touched his hand with her hand.

"What are you doing?"

She still touched his hand with her hand.

"What?"

he said loudly.

"Hold hands!"

The woman also said loudly.

"Hmph! I'm so confused."

His second uncle quickly grabbed her hand.

"what!"

"I asked you to hold hands, didn't you—"

"You hurt me."

His second uncle immediately picked up the girl.

"Get in the car."

When his second uncle walked to the car door with his wife in his arms, the car door opened with a crisp squeak.

Yitian's second uncle has been away from his hometown for three years. In the past three years, he has become very prosperous, and now he has become a famous Fengshui master. Apart from offering sacrifices to his ancestors, he also has another dark secret when he comes back this time.

Yitian's father was very happy to see his elder brother, seeing that he is very handsome now, and he is driving a famous car with a woman, holding him for a full 10 minutes!

His father insisted on keeping his elder brother and the two of them to live at home, but he said nothing and insisted on living in his old house.

There's no way, I can't get around him, so I have to give up.

"Hey, husband, what kind of door is this? Why is it always creaking? There must be ghosts!"

"If there is, there will be!"

"I'm afraid!"

"What are you afraid of? With me, the Feng Shui master, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm still afraid, husband, do you think this is a house?"

"I'm not a house, what is it? It's a toilet!"

That girl laughed.

"Besides, the toilet is also a house?"

"I think toilets are better than this."

"do not."

"That's incomparable. Does my toilet have a cover? It's all open air, as cool as it gets in summer!"

"Why? You have such a deep understanding? It seems that you have lived there before!"

"What's wrong with living there?"

"Have you really lived there?"

The woman pointed at him.

"No, no, I fell into your trick while I was talking, hey, you said that I have spent more than 30 years alone in my life, I have never seen any woman, but I just don't agree, I just met you, I will come I found a hero to save the beauty, now it’s all right, I’ve put myself all together, it seems that I’m going to hang on this old tree like you for the rest of my life.”

"Then what's the matter? It's your honor. You don't know how many men want to hang themselves? They didn't even line up. You and I were moved at the time and asked you to jump in the line."

"The key question is what kind of tree is it?"

"Then what kind of tree do you think sister is?"

"How can I say that my sister is also a cherry tree, or a small peach tree?"

"Is it serious? I think it's an old locust tree!"

"Okay! How dare you say that about your wife! You want to be beaten!"

"Don't, wife, what kind of society is it now, don't you pay attention to civilization? A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

"I'm not a gentleman, so I can move my mouth and hands. If you want to be a gentleman, then don't move your hands for a while?"

While talking, Yitian's second uncle stretched out his hand.

"Are you doing this by a gentleman?"

"I am no longer a gentleman. In the 21st century, we must keep pace with the times, do whatever we want, and do what others don't."

"Help!"

the woman shouted.

The door fell off in an instant.

"Who? Who?"

His second uncle shouted loudly.

"I."

a woman's voice.

"Is there really a ghost?"

"Husband, no way? Aren't ghosts most afraid of fire? Let's learn from Zhuge Liang and attack with fire!"

As soon as the words fell, a strong light shone on them.

"Hey, what are you doing? Bullying good women?"

The one who spoke was the sexy woman that Yitian had seen before. She was carrying a backpack and holding a flashlight in her hand, but the light of this flashlight was very bright!
"Who is a good woman here? She is my wife!"

Yitian's second uncle pointed to the woman beside him.

"Hey, who is your wife! You climbed into someone's bed in the middle of the night and said that she is your wife. You have to be shameless! Have you read too much "Thick Black Studies"? Cao Cao was because of You are thick-skinned and dark-hearted, so you are only one-third of the world. You are so thick-skinned that you don’t use it by my side! Although my mother has lived in this dilapidated house for decades, she is still innocent. Let you, a wild man, be ruined, this heroine, you must be the master for your aunt!"

His second uncle thought to himself, the acting is really quite similar.

To be honest, he wanted to laugh a long time ago, but he was afraid that if he laughed, the scene would not be able to continue, it would not be fun.

"Hey, pervert! Why are you still crawling on the bed? Get off now!"

"Hey, girl, you look like a flower and a jade, why are you spraying dung all over your mouth?"

"you--"

"What are you, you?"

The sexy woman threw the flashlight in her hand, and she was very angry.

(End of this chapter)