The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 4 NO5 Four Brothers

Yitian heard from his father that his second uncle came back to worship his ancestors, but he didn't know why, there was no one in his house during the daytime, every day Yitian went to look for his second uncle, but he just never saw him, and he didn't know where he went, His second uncle is not far from his house, very close, it is a small one-story house, I heard from his father that the house was not built with his own money, the money was paid by his father and third uncle , Back then, his second uncle lived in a thatched cottage all the time, and the brothers really couldn't stand it anymore, so they chipped in to make it for him.

Because of this, his third uncle divorced his wife.

As for that thatched house, there really is a story.

Once, Yitian's father, third uncle, and fourth uncle went to his second uncle's house for dinner. His fourth uncle went to the door, married to other provinces, and only came back once in a few years. The brothers were very excited. Dad was originally He said he wanted to sit east, but the second uncle refused to let him, why should he be the big one every time, and now I sit east, just because I made a mistake in this sentence, my younger brothers will beat him, Yitian's father really owed it to him. I heard that Sanbo is not a simple person, he is a gangster, and he is well-known in the provincial capital. People call him a tendon, which is a homonym for Yi.

I heard that his third uncle has a very hot temper, he will do what he says, and he will stick to it no matter what is right or wrong, that's why he got the nickname of this stick in the Tao.

But his third uncle obeys Yitian's father the most, as long as brother says, he will do it.

The reason is that it is said that Yitian's father washed his third uncle's diapers when he was a child, and he has always been worried about this matter.

Every time he drinks with his dad, he always mentions this incident, and he burst into tears several times.

I remember one time, when he drank a little too much, he insisted on pulling his father and saying that he wanted to recognize him as a godfather, "Brother, do you remember washing my diapers when you were young? Don't say you don't remember? Then I do remember Clearly, I can’t forget, I can’t forget in this life, wherever I go, it’s like where I go, lose weight, or collapse, you are my brother, you are my godfather, you are mine Godmother! Come on, sit down, and I will kowtow to you."

That time, his fourth uncle accidentally laughed out loud.

Because of this matter, his third uncle was in a terrible situation, he overturned the table all at once, that's not a big deal, he just had to ask his fourth uncle to kowtow three times for him.

At that time, it was useless for anyone to owe, and the fourth uncle didn't knock, so he insisted on pointing to his face and said: "You don't want to knock, otherwise, I smoked this bottle of Erguotou, you have to knock, immediately, finish speaking , he really smoked a bottle in one gulp."

The fourth uncle sees that the situation is not good. Anyway, it is the elder brother. In the feudal society in the past, when parents were away, the elder brother was the elder?So he also smoked a bottle of Erguotou in front of him, closed his eyes and kowtowed to his uncle three times on the ground.

There was another time that was even more awesome.

Didn't his fourth uncle come back for a while that time?

Time, three days after the incident mentioned above happened, the place was still at the second uncle's house.

The reason is that Yitian's third uncle said that he would sit in the east. It was originally agreed that it would be done in a five-star hotel in the city, but Yitian's father insisted no, and besides, his father and his uncles didn't have any. Transportation is inconvenient to get to the city.

His third uncle said it was a fart, took out a remote control, and when he pressed it, a silver-gray BMW was immediately placed in front of them.

"Isn't it just a means of transportation?"

"Fuck!"

He pressed it again, and the door was still a sliding door, only to hear a crisp sound, and the door opened.

"Brother, it's all covered. The girls in the city are pretty good. Brother, I'll take you guys to have fun after dinner. What's the point of just having a meal? It's a waste! I said you guys have to stay on guard all day. This shabby place never sees the sun all day long. Do you know what era it is now, what year and month it is? Brother, I really doubt you know what life is. Driving a luxury car is life, living in a villa is life, having a mistress is , looking for a lover, finding a girl every day, that’s what life is, I asked you if you understand, forget it, you don’t understand even after I said it, there is a language communication barrier, I really don’t know if you can’t understand people’s words, or if it’s what I’m saying. Birdsong.”

He was holding an oversized cigar in his mouth, puffing out the shredded tobacco desperately.

Because he was pumping so hard, it felt like the flesh on his face was being pumped.

His third uncle weighs 180 and is 160 tall. He looks very unusual. It is rare to find one in 1 people. It can be said that he is the best of the best in men. The belly is no smaller than a pregnant woman who is about to give birth.

Yitian's second uncle, Yigu Jing, really can't stand his showing off, so let's not talk about him and the fourth brother, the eldest is still here, he looks too inhuman!
Yi Gujing feels that although he is a fortune teller, he has always claimed to be a commoner, and always thinks that he is unappreciated, so the third child is a fart!Of course, in front of him, he always said that the third brother made three mistakes, the third brother is doing well, and the third brother takes care of him!I don’t know how many flatterers I slapped him on. The fundamental reason is that he rarely sees him. His third brother is a quick-thinking person. Besides, his third brother is still on the right path and he doesn’t want to offend him casually!

He really couldn't stand it now.

He kept looking at his eldest brother, hoping for an explanation. He didn't want to go to the city. Others had mysophobia, but he had a dirty fetish. He was afraid that he would get excited when he entered a five-star hotel. My brain is dying, what kind of girl are you playing with!
As for women, he hasn't touched them in decades. He hasn't come here yet, and now he is poor, so he doesn't even think about it, because thinking about it is in vain, and it will only make himself uncomfortable. Why bother?

Regarding the issue of women, he has a plan. He has calculated for himself that he will be very memorized before he is 36 years old, but when he is 36 years old, he will meet a woman, and then he will be happy, and he has calculated it. The location was on the overpass, which was why he never left the overpass until his death, and stayed there to tell fortunes.

Of course, later things proved all this.

Yi Gujing sees the third brother's BMW car door is pretty good.

He hadn't looked directly at it all the time, but now that he looked at it, it was indeed quite shiny. The surface of the car was quite smooth, and he praised it face to face.

"It's a good face!"

"What face?"

Yi Gujing was having a conversation with his third brother.

"Of course it's face!"

"Of course!
"is it?"

"You fool, you still know water. Those who don't know water say that your third brother is not handsome. Is your third brother really not handsome? Isn't he as inferior as Chow Yun-fat? I said they just don't know water. They are a group of young people with milk. It didn't fall, you know what a fart!"

"Do you know why your third brother's face is so fair? Your third brother all use brands, and they are French, French fragrance, German facial cleanser, British moisturizing cream, and little RB's mask."

"Men, it doesn't matter if you can't do anything else. If you don't have a good face, what's the point? You think women need face! Men also need face, and they also need a fair face. If you don't have face, you can't do anything. Your third brother recently I am studying philosophy, even though you are my second brother, don’t do your fortune-telling. Isn’t China advocating feudal superstition now? I said, second brother, don’t be obsessed with it! Don’t say my third brother didn’t remind you, I see brother Among the few, you are the only one who can save a little. I didn’t mean to say big brother, I just know that you are guarding the one-acre three-point land, no, you will die in this life, and your fourth brother, don’t laugh there, you also Same, look at your virtue, why does your face twitch so badly when you smile, I said what's wrong with your face, was your wife hitting you at home? And is there no water in your house or something, it's okay to lie so far away Wash your face, although you have little water, you should have prepared for this a few months ago. What do you call me?"

"Hey, second brother, I'm really not joking. Now the government is investigating closely. Your fortune teller will get involved with that cult organization someday. At that time, even if you borrow ten courage from brother, brother will not be able to help you. Ah! Although my brother has hundreds of people, but think about how many troops there are, at least several million. Have we ever met? That's called hitting a stone with an egg. Even if a brother smokes two bottles of Erguotou in a row, he faints It’s over, if you ask me if I want to be brave, I will tell you, I don’t, and I’ll hang up after I’m done.”

Yi Gujing approached the BMW, and carefully touched the bright door with his hand.

"The door is also very good. This door is silver-gray on the surface, but it has a bit of colored light when you look closely. Inside, you can vaguely see a beautiful landscape painting. There is a little fairy on it, and the little fairy is changing clothes in the sun. Taking a bath, you see she is smiling at us, this is a flowing watercolor painting, now she is putting on clothes one by one, oops, it looks like a new white lady, isn't she being pressed under the ** Is it under the tower? Could it be that Xu Xian really practiced to become a fairy, rescued her, and used animal corpses to help you regain your physical body?"

"Is it so magical? And the new white lady, is that my idol?"

"Second brother, I really want to call you to kiss second brother."

When the third brother said this, Yi Gujing suddenly felt that his internal organs began to move violently, and he wanted to vomit.

"Second brother, I'm here, you can give me some pointers."

When the third brother heard that the second brother seemed to be a little knowledgeable, he hurried over to see the new white lady.

"Where? Where? And that little fairy? Yes, that is, the new white lady bathes and changes clothes. Where is it? The younger brother is concerned about this, and you mean the key point?"

"Why don't I let it go, and the third brother will observe carefully."

"Second brother is right, but my dear brother is not polite. Any more politeness would be tantamount to being disrespectful."

He pressed his fat face almost against the car door.

"where?"

"Brother, did you really not see it, or did you pretend you didn't see it?"

"If Brother Xian sees it, don't lie to me?"

"Where is it? Don't tell me I'm going to pee urgently?"

A tendon is watching anxiously.

The face is almost pasted up.

Suddenly the door flicked outward.

A thick German-made steel door patted directly on the features of Yi Jin's face.

The most unlucky thing was his nose, which started to bleed immediately.

Yi Gujing secretly laughed.

The fourth brother accidentally laughed again.

(End of this chapter)