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Chapter 415
"Admiration! Really admiration!"

Chu Feng shook his head, clicked on Haiyang Lanzhou Dian and asked in his hand, "Why are you looking for a girlfriend? Is there a story?"

"No, I don't have wine, let alone I can't drink." Zhang Yuntian talked with Chu Feng with a smile.

"My girlfriend is going to get married! The one who took the high-speed rail said that as long as I can get to province C before her, she won't come to me for marriage, and then I picked up a poisonous car and planned to compare who will arrive first."

Chu Feng looked at Zhang Yuntian, and said contemptuously: "You are about to get married, and you still look for it, and you still take such a big risk. Could it be that you are a dog licker?"

"No, you don't understand. I drove a sports car to chase her to give myself an explanation, not to keep her. It just proves that I, Zhang Yuntian, loved her. That's all." Zhang Yuntian leaned slightly on the sports car without doors , spit out a smoke ring, showing a lone wolf.

Chu Feng licked his lips. At this moment, he was actually moved by Zhang Yuntian in front of him. He patted Zhang Yuntian on the shoulder and said, "Yes, I understand, but who is your girlfriend married to? He actually abandoned you!? Looking at you He's not a kid from a poor family either."

"You may not believe it when you say it, and you're not afraid of making fun of it! But she's actually marrying someone."

Zhang Yuntian threw the cigarette butt on the ground and rubbed it fiercely with the soles of his shoes, gritted his teeth and said, "Kinipeptase!"

!!!

"Kinipeptidase!!!"

"???"

"Kinipeptidase!??"

"I ride a horse!"

"I wipe!"

Chu Feng lost his composure.

It was about to explode.

It's Ginniteptidase!
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, what a shame!

Chu Feng shouted: "I am ashamed for you!"

"Don't be ashamed of me! I'm so ashamed myself!"

Zhang Yuntian looked up to the sky and shouted: "What crime did I do by stepping on a horse! I was robbed of a woman by genipeptase! I am ashamed to be a man!"

"I'm quite ashamed." Chu Feng echoed.

After a long time, the two gradually became acquainted.

"What's your plan next?" Chu Feng asked casually while sitting on the hood of the sports car.

"Don't worry about what you plan to do next, do you have any paper?" Zhang Yuntian suddenly looked at Chu Feng anxiously while clutching his buttocks.

Chu Feng looked at Zhang Yuntian suspiciously, why did this kid ask me for paper all of a sudden?
Are you going to cry?
Started crying?

Feeling up?
Unwilling to be humiliated by your girlfriend?

"No." Chu Feng shook his head.

"I'll go, forget it, wait for me! I'll go and prepare some dry food for someone." Zhang Yuntian rushed to the canteen next to the public toilet in the service area with his stomach in his arms.

"Oh! It turned out to be shitting! Okay, then you go!"

It was only then that Chu Feng realized that Zhang Yuntian was also a strange creature, wasn't it because the car door fell off during the drag racing?As for scaring the shit out of you?
Prepare some dry food for that person.

Coincidentally today, there is no supermarket open in such a large service area, which makes Zhang Yuntian want to use his supernatural powers, but there is nothing to back him up.

"Hello, buy wrapping paper." Zhang Yuntian walked towards the aunt who set up the stall.

The aunt took out a stack of pants and asked, "Want pants?"

"No, I want paper." Zhang Yuntian said politely.

"Oh, what paper do you want?"

"toilet paper."

"Do you want to draw paper or roll paper?"

"It's all right."

"Then you have to tell me."

"Roll paper roll."

"Oh, do you want the roll paper to be used to wipe your mouth or your butt?"

"Ouch, it's fine, hurry up!"

"No, you won't tell me how I can get it for you?"

"Ass wiper!"

"Oh, there are no more butt wipers."

"."

Zhang Yuntian took a deep breath and continued, "I want to draw paper!"

“Do you want horizontal or vertical version?”

"Auntie, I beg you, just give me some paper to wipe my ass."

"Oh, so the horizontal version?"

"Yes, yes. As long as it's paper."

"Oh, the horizontal version of the drawing paper is sold out."

"."

Zhang Yuntian gritted his teeth and looked at his aunt and shouted, "Auntie, I think you are playing tricks on me!"

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." The aunt smiled so brightly that her gums came out.

"Then I'll make it vertical!"

"Oh, there are also vertical versions."

The aunt took out a pack of vertical toilet paper, which happened to be.

"click~"

The child sitting next to him finished eating the spicy strips, took the paper, opened it, and wiped his greasy mouth.

Zhang Yuntian became anxious, looked at the child and shouted: "Me! Mine!"

"Hehehe, I'm sorry." The aunt smiled mischievously.

"."

"what!!!!"

Zhang Yuntian went crazy.

Zhang Yuntian is going crazy!

"I bet!"

"I bet I don't have shit in my fart!"

Zhang Yuntian's eyes widened, he turned around and looked at Chu Feng: "Me!"

"Puff Chi La"

"Tick."

"Tick."

Zhang Yuntian's white sweatpants instantly turned sunflower color.

The whole trousers exude a wheat-like yellow color.

"I! I lost the bet!"

Suddenly, there was a smell of ammonia in the air.

Seeing Zhang Yuntian with his legs crossed and his hands on his hips, the aunt smiled gratifiedly: "Young man, one pair of trousers is [-]% off, two pairs are discounted, three pairs are [-]% off, five pair are [-]% off, look."

"come five"

Chu Feng was stunned from a distance.

Just hearing a puff, Zhang Yuntian fell silent instantly.

Don't think about it, you can tell it with your toes, this kid is pulling his pants!
really.

Never trust any fart when you have diarrhea.

I hate it!
Zhang Yuntian originally hated the aunt, but there was nothing he could do at the moment, thanks to such a pants seller, otherwise he would be ashamed.

"Do you have any panties?"

"Yes, look at this, it fits your temperament very well."

".I don't want triangles."

"Then it's gone. After all, I set up a stall to sell it to the public. Men now like this style."

"Have you sold your business experience after selling your pants?"

"Hey, the young man has good eyesight."

"Only this kind of wide-leg pants?"

"And leather pants."

"."

a long time.

Zhang Yuntian finally chose the pants.

A total of five!

Shorts!
Who would have thought that the majestic Zhang Yuntian would wear shorts above the knee one day!
Still jeans.

"Auntie, I remember you, you are really capable, selling pants to perfection."

Zhang Yuntian did not forget to give the aunt a thumbs up before leaving.

The aunt called Zhang Yuntian at the entrance of the public toilet: "Oh, by the way, since you bought so many pants, why don't you give me a pack of paper, next time don't do such a shameful thing."

"Go in and wipe it, wipe it clean, don't be so disgusting." The aunt covered her mouth shyly.

"."

Zhang Yuntian was stunned.

stunned.

petrochemical.

Complicated emotions arise spontaneously from my heart.

Anger, speechlessness, helplessness, all erupted in an instant!

why!
why!
What is it for!
(End of this chapter)