I deliver courier in the world
Chapter 416
Chapter 416
What did i do wrong!
"What evil did I do in my previous life!"
"You're going to treat me like this!"
"I have no enmity with you!"
"Why do you treat me like a fool!?"
"You don't take out the paper!"
Zhang Yuntian stood at the door of the public toilet and shouted at his aunt, his face full of depression.
Zhang Yuntian shouted that he was comfortable, but the people in the public toilet.
"Stop arguing! Damn it, you'll be scared to death even if you shit!"
"Who didn't come from that old lady today!?"
"It's enough for an old lady to send you a pack of paper! We are still wiping with the pants we just bought!"
"Hey, I'm hooked! I'm stuck! Stop arguing!"
When the aunt heard the shouting inside, she stood on the side of the public toilet and covered her mouth shyly and laughed again.
Really.
When the aunt smiles, a hundred flowers fall!
Aunt covers her mouth, there must be a reason!
Auntie is so shy, there must be something wrong!
Hearing the shouts inside, Zhang Yuntian regained his mental balance, shook his head, pulled the pants stuck to his legs, and went in.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh"
"Snapped!"
"Hang Chi Hang Chi."
Zhang Yuntian is a clean man.
At the very least, he is a man who can't stand what happened to him today.
Five pairs of pants I bought, one for wiping shit.
A wipe leg.
A hand wipe.
Put the other one on the faucet to wet it, apply soap and bread crumbs. The aunt next door was so greedy that she cried!
Zhang Yuntian vigorously wiped the feces on his body with his wet pants and kept washing them.
In the end, Zhang Yuntian brought the trousers up to the tip of Nian's nose and sniffed them, and he was willing to let go only after confirming that there was no peculiar smell.
Otherwise, Zhang Yuntian's thighs would lose a layer of skin today.
Even wearing shorts, you can clearly see the red marks on Zhang Yuntian's legs that were rubbed against the skin by the jeans.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chu Feng squatted on the ground and laughed loudly, pointed at Zhang Yuntian and started.
Chu Feng has never been so happy.
Zhang Yuntian is a real treasure.
Could it be that God sent to save Chu Feng?
probably.
Zhang Yuntian looked helpless, melancholy, bitter, and said coquettishly to Chu Feng: "Oh, Chu Feng, don't laugh, I'm ashamed enough, I should be ashamed to death in a while, I was already so ashamed by kinepeptase , Now such a thing happened, hey!"
Zhang Yuntian raised his head and shouted: "Oh my God! Let a roast chicken fall and kill me! Basketball is also good! Basketball is a basketball in life and a basketball in death! My girlfriend ran away with the basketball!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
as predicted.
A piece of roast chicken and a basketball fell from the sky, and the basketball was still bouncing on the ground.
"I'll set you monkey!"
Zhang Yuntian looked at the roast chicken and basketball on the ground in shock, with an expression of disbelief.
"God! Drop me another pair of pants!!!"
This time, Zhang Yuntian's call didn't work.
replaced by.
"Okay, I think you are pitiful and I threw you the roast chicken. When you calm down, quickly throw the ball over. We hit it just now!"
"As for girlfriends, my brothers are all single, so don't think about it soon, why don't you think about it, auntie over there? We have set up a stall with us for a week, and I heard they are divorced."
There is actually a basketball court next to the service area!
In the basketball court, the employees in the service area are playing basketball!
"."
Zhang Yuntian threw the basketball back to the basketball court with a speechless and helpless expression: "Get out!"
"Auntie! You and I are irreconcilable! We are irreconcilable!" Zhang Yuntian yelled at his aunt.
"I'll wait for you, hehehe." The aunt covered her mouth 'shyly' again.
On the road.
Because Zhang Yuntian's car door was missing, he put it in the service area casually.
According to Zhang Yuntian's words, isn't it just a broken car!Leave it in the service area!
Chu Feng suddenly became interested in this picture of Yun Tian, and asked while driving: "Are you from a rich family? You just threw away a supercar so casually?"
"Absolutely, but I still feel bad after throwing away the supercar, but what can I do? I originally bought that car with the little savings I had left, just to make a relationship with myself and my ex-girlfriend. Farewell, it's only natural to throw it away." Zhang Yuntian sat on the co-pilot and turned on his laptop, not knowing what he was doing.
"Hey, I admire you. Most people break up and spend 400 yuan to let go of a relationship. It's better for you to let go of a relationship with a supercar."
Chu Feng shook his head while holding the steering wheel and said, although he really regards money as dung, he has never been short of money.
But such a supercar is a small fortune for ordinary people, even for the rich second generation.
Yuntian just threw this piece away, just to bid farewell to his ex-girlfriend? !
Hearing what Chu Feng said, Zhang Yuntian immediately asked with interest: "Two thousand and four hundred yuan to put down a woman? How to put it down?"
Chu Feng smiled evilly and said: "Four hundred is the money for drinking, and two thousand is the money for stomach washing."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
The two laughed together.
Sitting in the car, Zhang Yuntian asked Chu Feng curiously: "Chu Feng, you are not simple at all. Are you a rich man?"
Before Chu Feng could speak, Zhang Yuntian spoke again: "Wait, wait, wait, Chu Feng, Chu Feng."
"Chu Feng?"
"Why do I always feel like I've heard it somewhere?"
"Chuangshi Express boss Chu Feng!"
"Chuangshi Express boss Chu Feng?"
"You are Chu Feng!"
"You are a man with your own poison! The dream of thousands of girls! But Chu Feng himself is a nightmare! There are countless suitors behind him and many brainless fans, but the man who ignores him at all! It is you! You are Chu Feng!"
"Oh my god! I can actually meet Chu Feng!"
Zhang Yuntian instantly started talking to himself and shouting wildly, as if he had met some big star.
Regarding Zhang Yuntian's comments and words, Chu Feng smiled helplessly and said, "Yes, I am Chu Feng, but am I as poisonous as you said?"
"Poison! You are my goddamn idol!" Zhang Yuntian sat up excitedly.
"You are the legendary Chu Feng! The Chu Feng who refuses to be a licking dog and insists on being a straight man!"
Chu Feng rolled his eyes and cursed: "Stinky boy, I'm not a straight man, I'm an upright man."
"Hey, it's the same anyway!" Zhang Yuntian shook his hand, not to entangle with Chu Feng on this issue.
In Zhang Yuntian's mind, Chu Feng is a cold, emotionless boss killer of Chuangshi Express!
Dominate all directions and swallow eight miles with your mouth!
A man who can fascinate a large number of women just by his own temperament and momentum, but doesn't appreciate it!
It is true that Chu Feng is the dream of thousands of girls.
But Chu Feng is also the idol of thousands of men!
In today's era of heavy female boxing, having such a man is like a sunflower in the rose garden!
(End of this chapter)
What did i do wrong!
"What evil did I do in my previous life!"
"You're going to treat me like this!"
"I have no enmity with you!"
"Why do you treat me like a fool!?"
"You don't take out the paper!"
Zhang Yuntian stood at the door of the public toilet and shouted at his aunt, his face full of depression.
Zhang Yuntian shouted that he was comfortable, but the people in the public toilet.
"Stop arguing! Damn it, you'll be scared to death even if you shit!"
"Who didn't come from that old lady today!?"
"It's enough for an old lady to send you a pack of paper! We are still wiping with the pants we just bought!"
"Hey, I'm hooked! I'm stuck! Stop arguing!"
When the aunt heard the shouting inside, she stood on the side of the public toilet and covered her mouth shyly and laughed again.
Really.
When the aunt smiles, a hundred flowers fall!
Aunt covers her mouth, there must be a reason!
Auntie is so shy, there must be something wrong!
Hearing the shouts inside, Zhang Yuntian regained his mental balance, shook his head, pulled the pants stuck to his legs, and went in.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh"
"Snapped!"
"Hang Chi Hang Chi."
Zhang Yuntian is a clean man.
At the very least, he is a man who can't stand what happened to him today.
Five pairs of pants I bought, one for wiping shit.
A wipe leg.
A hand wipe.
Put the other one on the faucet to wet it, apply soap and bread crumbs. The aunt next door was so greedy that she cried!
Zhang Yuntian vigorously wiped the feces on his body with his wet pants and kept washing them.
In the end, Zhang Yuntian brought the trousers up to the tip of Nian's nose and sniffed them, and he was willing to let go only after confirming that there was no peculiar smell.
Otherwise, Zhang Yuntian's thighs would lose a layer of skin today.
Even wearing shorts, you can clearly see the red marks on Zhang Yuntian's legs that were rubbed against the skin by the jeans.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chu Feng squatted on the ground and laughed loudly, pointed at Zhang Yuntian and started.
Chu Feng has never been so happy.
Zhang Yuntian is a real treasure.
Could it be that God sent to save Chu Feng?
probably.
Zhang Yuntian looked helpless, melancholy, bitter, and said coquettishly to Chu Feng: "Oh, Chu Feng, don't laugh, I'm ashamed enough, I should be ashamed to death in a while, I was already so ashamed by kinepeptase , Now such a thing happened, hey!"
Zhang Yuntian raised his head and shouted: "Oh my God! Let a roast chicken fall and kill me! Basketball is also good! Basketball is a basketball in life and a basketball in death! My girlfriend ran away with the basketball!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
as predicted.
A piece of roast chicken and a basketball fell from the sky, and the basketball was still bouncing on the ground.
"I'll set you monkey!"
Zhang Yuntian looked at the roast chicken and basketball on the ground in shock, with an expression of disbelief.
"God! Drop me another pair of pants!!!"
This time, Zhang Yuntian's call didn't work.
replaced by.
"Okay, I think you are pitiful and I threw you the roast chicken. When you calm down, quickly throw the ball over. We hit it just now!"
"As for girlfriends, my brothers are all single, so don't think about it soon, why don't you think about it, auntie over there? We have set up a stall with us for a week, and I heard they are divorced."
There is actually a basketball court next to the service area!
In the basketball court, the employees in the service area are playing basketball!
"."
Zhang Yuntian threw the basketball back to the basketball court with a speechless and helpless expression: "Get out!"
"Auntie! You and I are irreconcilable! We are irreconcilable!" Zhang Yuntian yelled at his aunt.
"I'll wait for you, hehehe." The aunt covered her mouth 'shyly' again.
On the road.
Because Zhang Yuntian's car door was missing, he put it in the service area casually.
According to Zhang Yuntian's words, isn't it just a broken car!Leave it in the service area!
Chu Feng suddenly became interested in this picture of Yun Tian, and asked while driving: "Are you from a rich family? You just threw away a supercar so casually?"
"Absolutely, but I still feel bad after throwing away the supercar, but what can I do? I originally bought that car with the little savings I had left, just to make a relationship with myself and my ex-girlfriend. Farewell, it's only natural to throw it away." Zhang Yuntian sat on the co-pilot and turned on his laptop, not knowing what he was doing.
"Hey, I admire you. Most people break up and spend 400 yuan to let go of a relationship. It's better for you to let go of a relationship with a supercar."
Chu Feng shook his head while holding the steering wheel and said, although he really regards money as dung, he has never been short of money.
But such a supercar is a small fortune for ordinary people, even for the rich second generation.
Yuntian just threw this piece away, just to bid farewell to his ex-girlfriend? !
Hearing what Chu Feng said, Zhang Yuntian immediately asked with interest: "Two thousand and four hundred yuan to put down a woman? How to put it down?"
Chu Feng smiled evilly and said: "Four hundred is the money for drinking, and two thousand is the money for stomach washing."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
The two laughed together.
Sitting in the car, Zhang Yuntian asked Chu Feng curiously: "Chu Feng, you are not simple at all. Are you a rich man?"
Before Chu Feng could speak, Zhang Yuntian spoke again: "Wait, wait, wait, Chu Feng, Chu Feng."
"Chu Feng?"
"Why do I always feel like I've heard it somewhere?"
"Chuangshi Express boss Chu Feng!"
"Chuangshi Express boss Chu Feng?"
"You are Chu Feng!"
"You are a man with your own poison! The dream of thousands of girls! But Chu Feng himself is a nightmare! There are countless suitors behind him and many brainless fans, but the man who ignores him at all! It is you! You are Chu Feng!"
"Oh my god! I can actually meet Chu Feng!"
Zhang Yuntian instantly started talking to himself and shouting wildly, as if he had met some big star.
Regarding Zhang Yuntian's comments and words, Chu Feng smiled helplessly and said, "Yes, I am Chu Feng, but am I as poisonous as you said?"
"Poison! You are my goddamn idol!" Zhang Yuntian sat up excitedly.
"You are the legendary Chu Feng! The Chu Feng who refuses to be a licking dog and insists on being a straight man!"
Chu Feng rolled his eyes and cursed: "Stinky boy, I'm not a straight man, I'm an upright man."
"Hey, it's the same anyway!" Zhang Yuntian shook his hand, not to entangle with Chu Feng on this issue.
In Zhang Yuntian's mind, Chu Feng is a cold, emotionless boss killer of Chuangshi Express!
Dominate all directions and swallow eight miles with your mouth!
A man who can fascinate a large number of women just by his own temperament and momentum, but doesn't appreciate it!
It is true that Chu Feng is the dream of thousands of girls.
But Chu Feng is also the idol of thousands of men!
In today's era of heavy female boxing, having such a man is like a sunflower in the rose garden!
(End of this chapter)
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