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Chapter 215 Science Picking Up Girls (23)

Luo Yang and Seinfeld each drove two Brabus 6X6 off-road vehicles. In addition to some daily necessities, they also put an off-road motorcycle and fuel. Of course, one of them also carried a suspected mental patient who could not shut up.

"Hahaha!" Luo Yang drove the car and galloped in the wilderness, and then listened to Chun Xiaobai crazily telling some colorful jokes, not to mention the feeling was too comfortable.

"noob!"

"No wonder you drove Zhang Linmei and Li Xinmin into Seinfeld's car, your approach is so right!" Luo Yang was so excited by Chun Xiaobai's 'driving', he continued with a smile on his face : "What about the back?"

"Behind?"

Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "You will know later, there are some things that cannot be explained in too much detail!"

"exactly!"

"It can't be too detailed." Luo Yang nodded, feeling that what Chun Xiaobai said was very reasonable. Once such a thing was explained thoroughly, it would have no meaning at all. Most perfect and needed.

"By the way, Xiaobai, can you help me with something?" Luo Yang asked Chun Xiaobai suddenly, with a trace of embarrassment in his words: "I like a girl, but I don't know how to face it."

what's the situation?
Have you become a relationship expert yourself?
This can be!
Although Chun Xiaobai only talked once, that is, this time with Wang Mengmeng, and this experience was completed in a daze to confirm the relationship, but how could Chun Xiaobai, who was more generous than face, give up the opportunity to show off in front of his teammates.

"You asked the right person!"

"I, Chun Xiaobai, have been wandering among flowers for a long time. Have you ever heard of a saying? I have been among thousands of flowers and not a single leaf has touched my body. It describes a handsome man like me." Chun Xiaobai started the blowjob mode.

"???"

A leaf does not stick to the body?
Something seems a little wrong, right?
Luo Yang asked suspiciously: "Since you can keep a leaf from touching your body, why are you getting together with the talented girl Wang Mengmeng?"

"I often walk by the river, so I can't get my shoes wet!" Chun Xiaobai said solemnly: "In short, don't care about these insignificant things, just remember that if you have emotional confusion, just come to me Chun Xiaobai !"

Uh.
Sounds like bragging,
But if you think about it carefully, since this guy can handle that terrifying genius girl, he probably doesn't have one or two brushes.
Luo Yang thought about it for a long time, and couldn't help saying: "She is my former classmate, a classmate, I have liked her for a long time, and later added WeChat, but I dare not talk to her and silently look at her post every day. The content of the circle of friends has been around for half a year."

so miserable?

Whoops, I'm going to the spare tire?no jack?No, this Nima can't be a screw cap!
I can't listen anymore, I must save my teammates!

Chun Xiaobai thought for a while, is there any way to get his teammates to get his sister, let alone some extremely routine things, such as sending flowers, giving grass, or giving tree roots, it is too uninnovative and unscientific .

On the road of picking up girls, there is also a scientific basis. It needs to be implemented strictly according to the plan and probability, and then get a final data, and check the success of picking up girls based on this data.

Uh!
Got it!

Using the most amazing quantum theory in the world, the girl Luo Yang likes can't extricate herself from it!
"Royan!"

"Actually, the relationship between the two of you has already been formed, but neither of you has observed the result." Chun Xiaobai began his long speech: "Before the relationship between the two of you was observed, it was always in the same place. In the so-called 'random superposition' state, once observed, the superposition state becomes the final result."

"The two of you don't know the result now, but whether the couple should be settled at birth." Chun Xiaobai said.

As a representative of high IQ, Luo Yang quickly understood what Chun Xiaobai said. Isn't this just quantum theory? How does physics theory have anything to do with love?

"Just tell me what to do!" Luo Yang asked.

"It's easy!"

"You want to get the final result, and this result is what you want, so you must constantly guide the girl in the process, remember to guide!" Chun Xiaobai said seriously.

guide?

So profound!

It was the first time Luo Yang heard that there was such an operation on the way to pursue a girl. He immediately became interested, after all, he liked that girl so much.

"elder brother!"

"Brother Bai, please teach me a few tricks!" Luo Yang begged immediately.

Whoops!

This 'Brother' made me sore all over!
Chun Xiaobai enjoyed the feeling of being admired so much, and hurriedly smiled and said: "It's easy to handle, now you have an innate condition, that is, she has forgotten you, we need to make deep use of this advantage to create your love for you." A sense of mystery about her!"

"And then?" Luo Yang listened very carefully. This is the first time he has taken this kind of course on how to pursue a girl, and the reasoning is justified, which is simply admirable.

"Look. I said this, are you interested?" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I don't know but I really want to know. This kind of feeling makes you want to stop, so we have to use the uncertainty of quantum theory To complete the task of pursuing the girl."

"Every morning, the first thing you do after waking up is to toss a coin to decide whether to give her a set of pancakes, so that the girl you like doesn't know if she has any pancakes today, because it is impossible to calculate In this way, Pancake Fruit is a kind of mysterious unknown to her!"

"Then I was gradually attracted by this kind of mystery, which aroused my curiosity about the person who gave her pancakes and fruit, and then... took this girl down with lightning speed, and immediately opened a couple's room behind him hehehe." Chun At the end of Xiaobai's speech, his smile gradually became wretched.

This Nima!
So fucking awesome!

It was the first time for Luo Yang to systematically study the course of using science to pursue girls. Although the actual situation is not known, but it can be related to science, and it is the most powerful quantum science at present. It is very reliable at first glance!
"Bring the phone!" Chun Xiaobai said, "I'll give her a vaccination first, and test whether she has a boyfriend at the moment. We are decent people anyway, and we can't be a third party."

"Oh oh oh!" Luo Yang admired Chun Xiaobai now, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and handed it to Chun Xiaobai beside him: "The password is 99999, and her WeChat name is Fanfan."

Chun Xiaobai unlocked the screen smoothly, then found the WeChat account of this girl named 'Fanfan', and immediately clicked on her circle of friends to check it out.

Uh.
How should I put it, so-so.

Holding the mobile phone, Chun Xiaobai looked at the girl friend Luo Yang liked, and suddenly fell into doubt.

How should I say the first sentence?
When I came up, I asked, "Beauty, do you want to make a date?" 'It seems unreliable, too immoral and too hooligan. People will be very disgusted. It's better to post an interesting picture.

This picture is not bad!

Chun Xiaobai took Luo Yang's cell phone and sent a picture to this girl named 'Fanfan'.

Tie Han: Kill your son of a bitch【Picture】

Fanfan: Get out!

(!) Sending failed, please add the other party as a friend first

Ugh?
(End of this chapter)