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Chapter 216: A Good Man Who Stands Upright (33)

Embarrassed.
At this moment, Chun Xiaobai's expression is most suitable to be expressed with '囧'. I have talked about so much theoretical knowledge before, but I was blacklisted after I greeted him. This is not a day that left a lot of ink on my glorious history. What a tragic color.

"Cough cough!"

"Luo Yang. The object of your pursuit seems to be a little irritable. Such a woman is not desirable." Chun Xiaobai said calmly: "Even if you succeed in chasing the object of your heart, you will regret it."

Regret?

I regret it if I can't catch up!

Luo Yang shook his head hastily, and said resolutely: "Even if you regret it, it's worth it. At least you have owned it. If you haven't even owned it, then it's a failure to be a human being."

This Nima.
Are you serious?
Chun Xiaobai sighed, and said helplessly: "She blocked you."

"squeak!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

Luo Yang slammed on the brakes, and the BRABUS off-road vehicle dragged a long tire track on the wilderness. He looked at Chun Xiaobai with a horrified expression, and was immediately blacklisted when he came up. He was speechless to the limit!
"Xiao Xiaobai, what have you done?" Luo Yang took the phone, but 'Fanfan' was no longer in the friend list, and fell into a breakdown instantly.

"oops"

"The world of mortals is so ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, and it's okay to be supercilious!" After Chun Xiaobai sang for a while, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Don't be blinded by the colorful world, and go find some valuable things in life. It is the root of our existence in this world!"

"Do you think that birth is a busy job, getting married and having children, and finally entering such a big jar?" Chun Xiaobai continued to brainwash Luo Yang: "Wrong! There must be pursuit in life!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

Luo Yang's anger, it's obviously that a man who is full doesn't know that a man is hungry, this guy owns that terrifying genius girl, it's too much to tell others to see through the world, and to be a ruthless monk!

No way
You have to remedy it yourself!
Luo Yang hurriedly gave this girl a call, explaining everything he discovered just now, to see if he could recover a little loss, at least not to add himself to the blacklist.

for a long time.

Luo Yang looked desperate at first, and gradually became a little brighter. Who would have thought that there would be no way out, and there would be another village, because of this phone call, the relationship between the two soared.

Chun Xiaobai, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, looked at Luo Yang with surprise on his face. The guy's tone became so gentle. It seemed that the relationship between the two began to burn because of his fire.

Ha ha!

Chun Xiaobai was overjoyed. Who said he couldn't do it? This was because he had succeeded in holding hands. It turned out that he still had such strength. If he had known that he would become a relationship consultant in "Fuck You", otherwise there would be nothing like that bald head.

What a missed opportunity for fame!

"Your expression seems to be slutty, have you hooked up?" Chun Xiaobai saw Luo Yang hang up the phone with a smile on his face, then started the car, humming a ditty along the way.

"Ok!"

"After this task is completed, I plan to ask her out for coffee." Luo Yang laughed.

and many more!

has a problem!
This is a big problem!

Chun Xiaobai keenly sensed a crisis, and now the plot has developed into a routine. According to the analysis of TV dramas and movies, if any character in it is in a dangerous zone and reveals his future dream, there is no need to guess that this guy is dead. !
Will Luo Yang fail this mission?
Do you want to remind him?
"Royan!"

"Don't be too happy about anything." Chun Xiaobai said expressionlessly: "You also know that I am a person with many extraordinary abilities, among which I have the ability to predict the future. If I scratch my head hard at a person, it will predict that the other person The future will be death.”

Uh?
Chun Xiaobai still has this ability?
It should be talking nonsense. If you really have such an ability, it has long been regarded as a national treasure.

Luo Yang didn't take it seriously, and concentrated on driving the Brabus 6X6 off-road vehicle. At this moment, when he heard Chun Xiaobai kept shouting his head was itchy, he couldn't help but glanced at him, only to find that he was constantly talking to him. around the head.

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

what does it mean?

Curse me to death?
The speechlessness in Luo Yang's heart was a little too much, and he hurriedly said: "Xiaobai, you are not a little friendless, right? How can you curse me to death?"

"No no no!"

"This is the result of my superpower activation." Chun Xiaobai said seriously: "But don't worry, I won't let you die. If I, Chun Xiaobai, will let you die again, what the hell do I have? face to live in this world?"

"By the way!" Chun Xiaobai continued to add: "In the future, don't take out any photos, make phone calls, or talk about your life ideals when you are on a mission. Doing so will definitely lead to bad luck, believe me! "

Seeing Chun Xiaobai's serious appearance, even though Luo Yang didn't believe his words, he finally nodded and admitted that if he didn't admit Chun Xiaobai's content again, he would probably be nagged to death.

After galloping on the wasteland of Africa for an hour, Chun Xiaobai read a novel for a while, when he raised his head, he found a group of huge monsters wandering not far away.

"I rely on!"

"Isn't this elephant too big?" Chun Xiaobai pointed at a group of elephants in the distance: "Is this a mutated elephant? How come it is as big as a prehistoric mammoth?!"

"Yup!"

"And these mutated elephants are very powerful, but don't worry about us getting hurt. They will only attack other creatures when they are in estrus or when they are threatened." Luo Yang said.

This world is so interesting, there are such mammoths
Chun Xiaobai picked up his mobile phone to take pictures of those elephants, as a souvenir. After all, he only came to Africa once in his life, and he will not come next time if he is killed.

"Uh?"

"A baby elephant was attacked by a group of lions." Luo Yang watched sharply in the distance of the group of elephants, a baby elephant was rounded up by a group of lions, and said hurriedly, "Shall we go save it?"

Chun Xiaobai was silent for a while, this was a very difficult choice, and finally said: "I don't think we humans can interfere with the laws of nature's survival. After all, every species has the right to choose."

Luo Yang froze for a moment, and couldn't help but smile wryly. Sometimes Chun Xiaobai acts like an elder full of wisdom, which often makes others feel fresh. Could it be that after staying with the terrifying genius girl for a long time, even if Is it possible for an idiot to be infected with talent?

"noob!"

"You should be bullied by your girlfriend every day, right?" Luo Yang asked, "Forcing you to read and study."

How to do?
looked down upon
Chun Xiaobai thought for a while, how can a man gain a foothold outside?
Integrity?

courage?

Or wisdom?

Do not,
What a shame!

Chun Xiaobai coughed lightly, and couldn't help but sneered and said, "Xiao Luo, you don't know me well enough. I, Chun Xiaobai, who is as indomitable as I am, would be afraid of a woman like me?"

Later, it was Chun Xiaobai’s bragging time.

"Uh"

"Xiaobai, your phone is ringing!" Luo Yang reminded.

Telephone?

When you are bragging and pretending to be aggressive, you dare to call, don't you want to live?

"Hey!"

"Who are you? Don't you know I'm very busy right now?" Chun Xiaobai answered the phone angrily. After a moment, his original toughness suddenly faded, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "It turns out it's my dear classmate Mengmeng, Any instructions?"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 30 seconds for you!"

What about being upright?

Did you agree that you are not afraid of a female class?

It turned out they were all talking nonsense!
(End of this chapter)