The most arrogant of the heavens

236 - How arrogant is the miserable

236 - How arrogant is the miserable
"... Sun Dasheng was captured by a monster."

At this moment, the heads of the two monsters were buzzing.

Fa Hai frowned, "I said that the monkey has been away for so long and hasn't come back, so it was captured by a monster. According to the character of the monkey...it shouldn't be."

The apprentice Laoer said bitterly: "Sun Dasheng should have underestimated the enemy. That monster is not someone else, but a child saved by the Bull Demon King and Yu Luosha, named Honghaier, known as the Holy Infant King."

Fa Hai nodded in his heart, it turned out that he had already reached the copy of Honghaier.

Red Boy heard that eating Tang Monk's meat could lead to immortality, so he pretended to be a suffering child, tied his hands and feet with a hemp rope, and hung himself on a tree to lead Tang Monk and his disciples to rescue him. In the battle, he turned into a Guanyin and tricked Zhu Bajie into capturing him.

Sun Wukong couldn't subdue for a while, even if it rained even if he invited the Dragon King of the Four Seas, Sun Wukong could only invite Guanyin Bodhisattva to subdue the red boy, extinguished the real fire of Samadhi with the nectar from the jade bottle, and sent his apprentice Mucha (Muzha) ) went to borrow 36 Tiangang knives from his father Tota Tianwang, and hid them in the throne of the lotus platform to trap Honghaier.

Guanyin Bodhisattva put five golden hoops on the red boy (one of the three golden hoops), and finally subdued Honghai.

But in fact, it may not be easy for this red boy to fall into the hands of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva.

You must know how free you are to be a demon king, occupy the mountain and become the king, and enjoy the blessings.

And those who are accepted into the disciples of Bodhisattva chant sutras and eat vegetarian food every day, which is boring compared to anything else.

Fahai, a poor student who has received nine years of compulsory education, said that what he hates most is endorsements.

The red boy and the golden-haired turtle that Guanyin Bodhisattva sat on all ended up like this.

That golden-haired jiao was the Seven Demon Immortal who was close to the Lord Tongtian in the past.

After the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, he became the Bodhisattva's mount.I regret it very much now.

The role of the red boy is also easy to understand. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is a person of Cihang who has reincarnated into the West many times.

In the previous lives, he was a male image, but later he used a female image, and found that he was more friendly to the people, so he carried forward the image of a big guy in women's clothing.

In order to just establish the image of the mortal world, the Bodhisattva in the original book "Journey to the West" received the red boy for this purpose.

Every time he appears in the mortal world, there is an extra boy of good fortune by his side, who is close to the people and has a strong personality.

Fa Hai fell into deep thought, and the two apprentices looked at him.

"Master?"

"Master?"

"Holy monk?"

Only then did Fahai come to his senses, "What?"

"What do you say about the elder brother? This monkey was careless and underestimated his nephew, but he was taken down." Pig Peggy also took the opportunity to taunt Sun Monkey.

Because he often joked about himself, this time the monkey "rolled over" and it happened to be a run.

Fahai nodded, "Peiqi, you have a deep prejudice against Wukong."

Zhu Peiqi laughed dryly and said: "Master, what prejudices are there among the brothers and sisters? What I said just now was just a momentary bluntness. In fact, what I mainly want to express is that my old pig is not as bad as he said. "

Fa Hai jumped up and took a stride.

The pig Peggy naturally rang in her ear, "Dawei Tianlong World Venerable Ksitigarbha..."

However, in the next second, Fahai stretched out his right hand and gave a thumbs up, "Okay! You have a kind! You go and save your elder brother. Monkeys underestimate the enemy, and you can see clearly. This time, you just happened to take down the demon and prove it to the monkeys. "

Peggy Pig was about to cry but had no tears, "It's not Master..."

Xiong Wuneng said strongly: "I didn't say that, I always thought that the third junior brother is a great man! Compared with the senior brother, he is definitely not inferior."

This is good, there is no way to refuse~
Piggy Peggy gritted her teeth, "I will be a reckless man this time too! Don't be afraid, just do it! Ollie!!"

Why?I don't know what it means to learn why the master called it "Ollie", but after listening to it once, I'm pretty impressed.

Fahai said: "Go, your brother is waiting for you."

Pig Peggy smiled, "Master, I have a question I want to ask you."

"Say."

"Why did you jump up just now, old pig, I thought you wanted 'Dawei...'."

Fa Hai looked at the hot stone, "I'm afraid it will be hot."

Everyone: "..."

"Master, the apprentice is gone!"

The old man in the land persuaded: "Marshal Tianpeng, be careful. This monster has great powers and bullies the market! The Great Sage said for a quarter of an hour..."

"Okay! I'm an old pig, and Qian Qian will definitely press this monster in front of the master in fifteen minutes and let him call him grandpa!" Hao Yun's ambition!
Thinking of the figure of the pig Peggy being turned, Xiong Wuneng couldn't help giving him a thumbs up.

But no one thought that this would be the last back view today.

……

"Master, I'll fan you." Xiong Wuneng also untied his vine armor at this time.

Showing a furry body.

To be honest, this bear is not afraid of the cold as long as it dyes its fur white when it is left in the North Pole.

However, the fur of this black bear spirit is thick and thick, and the mountain is surrounded by fire clouds, and the poisonous fire invades its body.The heat is quite uncomfortable, as if there are thousands of insects and ants crawling on the body.

With a light grasp, it's a big handful~ Fahai also feels uncomfortable.

I was not born as an ascetic monk, so I don't have the slightest interest in the idea of ​​suffering and attaining a positive result.

It is impossible to endure hardship, especially after you become a fairy, you can't abuse yourself like this.

With a wave of his hand, there was a pile of iced Jiaduobao.

The arrangement looks like the supermarket aunt opened and hung them up.

"Master, please drink~" Xiong Wuneng took a sip by himself, and suddenly felt cold from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, "What is Master, it tastes really good."

Fa Hai smiled, "Drinks from my hometown."

This taste can only be a reminiscence, and I always feel that something is missing from the change.

Fa Hai nodded and said, "If Peggy makes great achievements this time, I will reward him with an inflatable doll."

"Ah? What magic weapon is this?"

"Save your magical weapon from dire straits." Fahai smiled.

This time, a familiar figure flew from the sky soon.

"Holy monk! The holy monk is not good, Marshal Canopy was captured by monsters."

The drink in Xiong Wuneng's hand fell to the ground with a clang, and his mouth opened slightly...

Fa Hai touched his big bald head, "The pig head didn't look confident before it went, why is it so unbearable, it hasn't been a quarter of an hour yet."

In addition, it took only a quarter of an hour for the little old man from the land to come.

The old man in the land drank a can, and suddenly became energetic, "It's so refreshing!"

"I didn't say that, let you report and talk about business."

The old man from the land smiled bitterly and said: "There is nothing to say. That day when Marshal Peng arrived at the mountain gate, he first emboldened himself, announced his family name, and then demoted the demon king! He scolded him unpleasantly... Of course, when he was burned, It's also very embarrassing." After the old man said that, he licked the corner of his mouth and thought about how delicious the original roasted pig just now was.

(End of this chapter)

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