The most arrogant of the heavens
Chapter 237 Poor Monk Fahai, I Want Two People From You
Chapter 237 Poor monk Fahai, I want two people from you
So now comes the problem.
The monkey and Peppa Pig have both been caught. What's going to happen?
The old apprentice looked at Xiong Wuneng with dry eyes, helpless and pitiful.
Fa Hai stood up, "I can't help it."
Xiong Wuneng looked excited and said in surprise: "Master, are you going to take action?"
Hearing that, the land old man's eyes widened immediately. This monk wants to go out?Is it impossible to chant scriptures to monsters?This is ridiculous, chanting scriptures with monsters is sending yourself to heaven.
After a long while, Fa Hai shook his head and said, "I shouldn't make a move at this time. In this case, you go first."
Xiong Wuneng was taken aback, it wasn't that he didn't respect his teacher's order, but that the strength of the monkey and the wild boar were not inferior to his own, so if he went this time, he wouldn't wait to send the sheep to the tiger's mouth~
Xiong Wuneng put on a bitter face for a while, and said, "Master, if I go, who will take care of Xiaoqing."
Fa Hai nodded, expressing his understanding, "It makes sense."
That Xiong Wu could see the sea and understand himself, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Let's do this, you take Xiaoqing with you. Xiaoqing is just a cloud in Shenma."
Xiong Wuneng was speechless, "Couldn't Master be like an exchanging sutra team again?"
The last time he persuaded the two monsters in Yinjiao and Jinjiao to join the scripture learning team, Xiong Wuneng felt that this would happen sooner or later.
What Master is doing now seems to be developing in this direction.
Xiong Wuneng was about to speak, when Fa Hai said again: "Maybe you go find someone first."
"Who?"
The old man in the land also had question marks in his head, could this monk really have a way.
Fahai said: "You go to Cuiyun Mountain to find a demon king named Bull Demon King."
The land old man was shocked, "How did the holy monk know that the Bull Demon King is in Cuiyun Mountain?"
Fa Hai shook his head and said: "That's not necessarily true, this guy may also be accumulating thunder in lace shirts."
"Jilei Mountain, where is that? If Cuiyun Mountain is the cave of Iron Fan Princess Yu Luocha, but what is Jilei Mountain?"
Fa Hai scratched his head, "It should be the third son raised by this old cow outside."
The land old man turned pale with fright, did Fa Hai also know such secrets?Is it true or not.
Fahai continued: "You just go to Cuiyun Mountain and explain the matter to Princess Iron Fan. If the Bull Demon King is here, explain the matter to him. I don't believe that these two people will let their son mess around."
Xiong Wuneng thought to himself, "It might be reasonable to find these two people. After all, we are reasonable. That red boy disrespects his elders and is arrogant. It is also their fault for being uneducated. Even if they don't come, they dare not do anything to me."
Compared with the current situation of Monkey and Peppa Pig, Xiong Wu can think this job is a good one.
Then, Xiong Wuneng went to Cuiyun Mountain to reason with Princess Iron Fan.
Fahai and Tutu Laoer said: "Old man, come and sit at your place?"
"Good... good holy monk."
Then in the humble land temple, there is a stone sculpture of a monk next to Lao Er~
It took more than half a day to go, and Xiong Wuneng came back.
"Master! Master!"
Fa Hai asked, "You came back alone. What does the Bull Demon King's family say?"
Xiong Wuneng said bitterly: "Speaking of which, I was so stunned that I didn't see a word, and I was fought by Princess Iron Fan as a deadly enemy for three hundred rounds."
"Fighted by Iron Fan Princess for [-] rounds?" Fa Hai only felt that the Bull Demon King was not at home, and the red flag of Iron Fan Princess was flying high.
"Three hundred rounds?" The land old man couldn't help but blush~
I have to say that this explanation is easy to misunderstand.
Especially when Xiong Wu can come back, out of breath, shirtless ~ that looks like a white girl who doesn't pay for whoring.
Xiong Wuneng understood immediately, thinking that he was so unbearable, did he really look like a hooligan?
You must know that you are in charge of the culture of the Buddhist scripture collection team. Except that he is not as good at telling stories as Fahai, he is very professional in everything related to cultural cultivation. After all, we have discussed Buddhism with Elder Jinchi for many years, and he is a moral and conscientious monster.
"Ahem, master, don't think wrongly. Then I will say that senior brother is trapped by her son, and she will fight me desperately with a sword. Master, did I say something wrong?" Xiong Wuneng said aggrievedly.
Fa Hai frowned, "Isn't Princess Iron Fan the monkey's Sweetie?"
I really dare not think about it~ The ghost knows how far the plot of this magic reform has reached.
Fa Hai stood up, "Okay, now that we've said everything that needs to be said, let's go."
Fa Hai stood up, and in an instant, a gust of breeze blew, lifting Fa Hai's black cassock. Under the sun, his tall back and shining bald head set him off so righteously and awe-inspiring.
"teacher……"
Fahai snapped his fingers, and the BGM from "One Punch Man" immediately sounded, echoing in the ears of Xiong Wuneng and Tu Tu.
In an instant, the blood of both of them boiled when they heard the opening BGM.
With a movement of Fa Hai's figure, it turned into a long rainbow.
"boom!!!"
Just starting from the same spot, the movement actually exploded for a radius of fifty miles!
Centered on Fahai's footprints, a crack of more than one meter suddenly opened.
The trees, under an impact invisible to the naked eye, instantly moved the entire forest.
"Hoo-hoo--" The hurricane hunted wildly, and the old man in the land hurried to escape.
In the Tutu Temple, the stone statue of Tutu Laoer is with its head on the ground and its four feet in the air.
Xiong Wu was able to resist with mana, but he also retreated more than ten feet uncontrollably.
"Master..."
In the Huoyun Cave of the Dry Pine Stream, the fire demons on the top of the mountain were singing and dancing, celebrating their victory.
"Your Majesty, what do you say you are afraid of them? Just kill these two monsters. Why wait for the Great King to come here?"
"I say so. Your Majesty, we can have whatever we want. We will be afraid of them. Your Majesty, don't worry. There is a new way of eating monkeys from Nanzhan Buzhou. Eat raw brains. It tastes extremely delicious! I I think this demon king will taste even more delicious after long-term practice."
Hong Haier frowned and said, "That monkey's eyes were only blinded by my true fire of samadhi. If you want to eat him, it's just out of your imagination."
"What about the pig's head? It is also from Nanzhan Buzhou. It is said that the whole pig is first marinated to taste, and then add sugar and mortar to the boiling water to stew the feet with cinnamon, nutmeg and thyme. The taste is extremely delicious."
Red Boy looked at the little demon behind him, "That guy said that? He's so good at eating, bring him out right now, and we'll catch the monk Fahai later, and eat it marinated according to this method."
"What's so good about that monk."
The red boy chuckled, "You don't know, this Xiniu Hezhou is spread all over the demon world. The holy monk Fahai is reincarnated with great power. If you eat his flesh, you can live forever!"
The eyes of a group of little demons under him suddenly brightened. They are just fire demons who have just formed from cultivation. They all look like children and are extremely unstable.
If there is really immortal Fahai meat, it will be of great help to their cultivation.
Everyone cheered, suddenly the little demon exclaimed from the door.
"My lord, it's not good..."
Just finished speaking, his heart was pierced by a hand.
"Poor monk Fa Hai, I want two people from you. Oh~ it's two demons."
(End of this chapter)
So now comes the problem.
The monkey and Peppa Pig have both been caught. What's going to happen?
The old apprentice looked at Xiong Wuneng with dry eyes, helpless and pitiful.
Fa Hai stood up, "I can't help it."
Xiong Wuneng looked excited and said in surprise: "Master, are you going to take action?"
Hearing that, the land old man's eyes widened immediately. This monk wants to go out?Is it impossible to chant scriptures to monsters?This is ridiculous, chanting scriptures with monsters is sending yourself to heaven.
After a long while, Fa Hai shook his head and said, "I shouldn't make a move at this time. In this case, you go first."
Xiong Wuneng was taken aback, it wasn't that he didn't respect his teacher's order, but that the strength of the monkey and the wild boar were not inferior to his own, so if he went this time, he wouldn't wait to send the sheep to the tiger's mouth~
Xiong Wuneng put on a bitter face for a while, and said, "Master, if I go, who will take care of Xiaoqing."
Fa Hai nodded, expressing his understanding, "It makes sense."
That Xiong Wu could see the sea and understand himself, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Let's do this, you take Xiaoqing with you. Xiaoqing is just a cloud in Shenma."
Xiong Wuneng was speechless, "Couldn't Master be like an exchanging sutra team again?"
The last time he persuaded the two monsters in Yinjiao and Jinjiao to join the scripture learning team, Xiong Wuneng felt that this would happen sooner or later.
What Master is doing now seems to be developing in this direction.
Xiong Wuneng was about to speak, when Fa Hai said again: "Maybe you go find someone first."
"Who?"
The old man in the land also had question marks in his head, could this monk really have a way.
Fahai said: "You go to Cuiyun Mountain to find a demon king named Bull Demon King."
The land old man was shocked, "How did the holy monk know that the Bull Demon King is in Cuiyun Mountain?"
Fa Hai shook his head and said: "That's not necessarily true, this guy may also be accumulating thunder in lace shirts."
"Jilei Mountain, where is that? If Cuiyun Mountain is the cave of Iron Fan Princess Yu Luocha, but what is Jilei Mountain?"
Fa Hai scratched his head, "It should be the third son raised by this old cow outside."
The land old man turned pale with fright, did Fa Hai also know such secrets?Is it true or not.
Fahai continued: "You just go to Cuiyun Mountain and explain the matter to Princess Iron Fan. If the Bull Demon King is here, explain the matter to him. I don't believe that these two people will let their son mess around."
Xiong Wuneng thought to himself, "It might be reasonable to find these two people. After all, we are reasonable. That red boy disrespects his elders and is arrogant. It is also their fault for being uneducated. Even if they don't come, they dare not do anything to me."
Compared with the current situation of Monkey and Peppa Pig, Xiong Wu can think this job is a good one.
Then, Xiong Wuneng went to Cuiyun Mountain to reason with Princess Iron Fan.
Fahai and Tutu Laoer said: "Old man, come and sit at your place?"
"Good... good holy monk."
Then in the humble land temple, there is a stone sculpture of a monk next to Lao Er~
It took more than half a day to go, and Xiong Wuneng came back.
"Master! Master!"
Fa Hai asked, "You came back alone. What does the Bull Demon King's family say?"
Xiong Wuneng said bitterly: "Speaking of which, I was so stunned that I didn't see a word, and I was fought by Princess Iron Fan as a deadly enemy for three hundred rounds."
"Fighted by Iron Fan Princess for [-] rounds?" Fa Hai only felt that the Bull Demon King was not at home, and the red flag of Iron Fan Princess was flying high.
"Three hundred rounds?" The land old man couldn't help but blush~
I have to say that this explanation is easy to misunderstand.
Especially when Xiong Wu can come back, out of breath, shirtless ~ that looks like a white girl who doesn't pay for whoring.
Xiong Wuneng understood immediately, thinking that he was so unbearable, did he really look like a hooligan?
You must know that you are in charge of the culture of the Buddhist scripture collection team. Except that he is not as good at telling stories as Fahai, he is very professional in everything related to cultural cultivation. After all, we have discussed Buddhism with Elder Jinchi for many years, and he is a moral and conscientious monster.
"Ahem, master, don't think wrongly. Then I will say that senior brother is trapped by her son, and she will fight me desperately with a sword. Master, did I say something wrong?" Xiong Wuneng said aggrievedly.
Fa Hai frowned, "Isn't Princess Iron Fan the monkey's Sweetie?"
I really dare not think about it~ The ghost knows how far the plot of this magic reform has reached.
Fa Hai stood up, "Okay, now that we've said everything that needs to be said, let's go."
Fa Hai stood up, and in an instant, a gust of breeze blew, lifting Fa Hai's black cassock. Under the sun, his tall back and shining bald head set him off so righteously and awe-inspiring.
"teacher……"
Fahai snapped his fingers, and the BGM from "One Punch Man" immediately sounded, echoing in the ears of Xiong Wuneng and Tu Tu.
In an instant, the blood of both of them boiled when they heard the opening BGM.
With a movement of Fa Hai's figure, it turned into a long rainbow.
"boom!!!"
Just starting from the same spot, the movement actually exploded for a radius of fifty miles!
Centered on Fahai's footprints, a crack of more than one meter suddenly opened.
The trees, under an impact invisible to the naked eye, instantly moved the entire forest.
"Hoo-hoo--" The hurricane hunted wildly, and the old man in the land hurried to escape.
In the Tutu Temple, the stone statue of Tutu Laoer is with its head on the ground and its four feet in the air.
Xiong Wu was able to resist with mana, but he also retreated more than ten feet uncontrollably.
"Master..."
In the Huoyun Cave of the Dry Pine Stream, the fire demons on the top of the mountain were singing and dancing, celebrating their victory.
"Your Majesty, what do you say you are afraid of them? Just kill these two monsters. Why wait for the Great King to come here?"
"I say so. Your Majesty, we can have whatever we want. We will be afraid of them. Your Majesty, don't worry. There is a new way of eating monkeys from Nanzhan Buzhou. Eat raw brains. It tastes extremely delicious! I I think this demon king will taste even more delicious after long-term practice."
Hong Haier frowned and said, "That monkey's eyes were only blinded by my true fire of samadhi. If you want to eat him, it's just out of your imagination."
"What about the pig's head? It is also from Nanzhan Buzhou. It is said that the whole pig is first marinated to taste, and then add sugar and mortar to the boiling water to stew the feet with cinnamon, nutmeg and thyme. The taste is extremely delicious."
Red Boy looked at the little demon behind him, "That guy said that? He's so good at eating, bring him out right now, and we'll catch the monk Fahai later, and eat it marinated according to this method."
"What's so good about that monk."
The red boy chuckled, "You don't know, this Xiniu Hezhou is spread all over the demon world. The holy monk Fahai is reincarnated with great power. If you eat his flesh, you can live forever!"
The eyes of a group of little demons under him suddenly brightened. They are just fire demons who have just formed from cultivation. They all look like children and are extremely unstable.
If there is really immortal Fahai meat, it will be of great help to their cultivation.
Everyone cheered, suddenly the little demon exclaimed from the door.
"My lord, it's not good..."
Just finished speaking, his heart was pierced by a hand.
"Poor monk Fa Hai, I want two people from you. Oh~ it's two demons."
(End of this chapter)
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