My mobile phone connects to the game warehouse
Chapter 238
Chapter 238
Auntie is out of the hospital.
After all, he is a rural person, with small-scale peasant economic thinking at work. He feels that hospitalization is too much money, and it is the same to go home to recuperate, so he insists on being discharged from the hospital.
The doctor and cousin tried to persuade her, but they couldn't persuade her, so they had to agree with her to go home to recuperate, but she was not allowed to do heavy work, so as not to get hurt again.
Fortunately, Chen Zhengqian made the medicinal diet. As long as she persists for a while, the aunt's body will definitely recover, and she may be healthier than before the injury.
This is the powerful effect of warehouse medicines!
In addition, it was impossible for him to spend time cooking porridge every day, so Chen Zhengqian had prepared a batch of medicinal ingredients for the medicinal diet in advance and asked his mother to bring it to his aunt.
Inside the hospital, the auntie asked Chen Zhengqian's mother while packing her things, "Is Xiaoqian at home today?"
Li Xiaomei said, "I don't know him, he disappeared after lunch."
At this moment, Chen Zhengqian is secretly planning a "big event".
And it's not suitable for outsiders to know, so no one knows what he's doing now except himself.
Today is the day before Christmas, also known as Christmas Eve.
Chen Zhengqian doesn't like to spend Christmas Eve. It's not about how foreigners' holidays are, but pure indifference.
In school before, many students would spend Christmas Eve and give each other apples or other gifts.
However, what they didn't know was that the goddess accepted their gifts with a smile, then turned around and followed Gao Fushuai into the school's guest house!
That night, Chen Zhengqian saw the guest house behind the dormitory, it was really brightly lit, couples of student couples hugging each other, coming in and out, some of them started kissing before closing the door.
The thought at the time was that many girls would probably become women that night.
Of course, now that Chen Zhengqian is not in school, I don't know if this year will continue the grand occasion of previous years, but it will be similar if I think about it.
Well, college, the age of high hormones, so much energy that there is no place to vent it.
Many jokes on the Internet say that one night, you can go to the street to sell apples and roses first, then start selling condoms around 10 o’clock or after the lights in the dormitory are turned off, and then sell Yuting the next morning, at least you can make a small profit.
If no safety measures are taken, two or three months later, the hospital will have another batch of clients coming for abortion.
Although it was a joke, it also revealed some very frustrating realities.
Therefore, out of some low-level personal interests, Chen Zhengqian decided to take revenge on society this year!
Therefore, he deliberately planned an action——
On the campus post bar of Crane City Middle School, he found several student parties who were interested in taking part-time jobs today, and they were all male singles.
Why boys?
Because Chen Zhengqian feels that boys are more interested in this kind of thing than girls, and they are more courageous.
So after talking for a long time, what kind of action plan is it?
The answer is--
Chen Zhengqian is going to give out boxes of Durex to couples on the street for free during the walk after dinner today, as a "welfare" for the festival!
There is a whole box of Durex in a box, you can never use it up in a lifetime!
This was specially ordered by Chen Zhengqian online, and he also used expedited express delivery.
Of course, he wouldn't be the one who dispatched it himself. How could he do such a shameful thing in person.
That's why I found a few student parties who are willing to work part-time.
If anyone thinks that giving away free condoms is really a benefit, it is a big mistake.
Imagine, when a couple is walking on the street, or this kind of special festival, suddenly someone came over and handed a box of Durex to the boy in the couple. , that is, both sides feel very embarrassed.
Either the girl turned around and left, or the boy suddenly lost the topic to continue chatting.
Of course, it is not impossible to smile at each other, and then go directly to the small hotel next door.
Hehe, in short, this will be a very interesting action!
In big cities, there will be people distributing condoms on the street to promote AIDS prevention, but in a small place like Crane City, it should not be distributed on the street, right?
Then Chen Zhengqian is the first man to give condoms!
Just why does the title sound so weird?
"The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, only I still maintain the fragrance of a single dog."
Seeing couples walking side by side, Chen Zhengqian curled his lips and looked at the time, wondering why those students hadn't come yet, and it was almost the appointed time.
At this moment, he was wearing a mask, riding a small tram and stopping at the entrance of the People's Park. He also specially found his high school uniform. Dressed like a high school student, no one could recognize him.
At this moment, several boys appeared in front of Chen Zhengqian together: "Brother, we are here."
Oh, they actually came together. Chen Zhengqian smiled, but they couldn't see it because of the mask.
"Well, just come."
Chen Zhengqian nodded. He had already told them clearly on the Internet before, but to be on the safe side, he said it again: "I have explained the rules clearly to you before, and now I will repeat them. Now, help me to understand the rules. After this box of things is delivered, we will be off work after delivery, and the salary is 200 yuan per person, understand?"
"Understood!" The eyes of the boys lit up and they nodded quickly.
For 200 yuan, you can earn two weeks' food expenses in one night, which is really a bargain.
However, some people raised objections: "Brother, are we really going to do this? I'm so afraid of being beaten to death."
The guy who was speaking was a thin and thin boy. He looked like a weak chicken, and he didn't know how he got in. He was obviously domineering and fierce on the Internet, but he turned out to be a victim!
Chen Zhengqian was speechless, rolled his eyes and said, "Stupid, he wants to hit you, you won't run away?!"
"Eh..." The skinny boy stopped talking.
Chen Zhengqian waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's give each of you a hundred first, lest you think I'm really joking."
The boys were all overjoyed. They didn't expect to get paid before they started working. Isn't that great?
"But let's talk about it first. Be serious when you take the money. Don't be perfunctory. I have a hundred more." Chen Zhengqian reminded them.
No one should be stupid enough to just take the 100 yuan and leave, right?
Why not spend an extra hour or two and get an extra hundred?
Chen Zhengqian felt that he should not be so unlucky.
After distributing one hundred to each of them, Chen Zhengqian took the cardboard boxes off the tram and said to them, seeing how foolish they were laughing, "Okay, each of you will take twenty boxes first, and each will occupy a street." Mouth, send it when you see a couple, understand?"
This is just a crossroads. If one person occupies one sidewalk, I believe it won't take long for the post to be finished.
"understood!"
Several boys nodded one after another, and each took twenty boxes of Durex from the box.
Chen Zhengqian deliberately bought several different types, such as ultra-thin ones with lubricants, spiral pattern ones, and strawberry flavored ones, all of them are available.
It is estimated that couples who get holiday gifts will be satisfied.
In this way, a few boys set off with these props.
Chen Zhengqian was on the spot, watching them distribute condoms to couples passing by the roadside one by one.
"Merry Christmas Eve!"
A couple was walking from the opposite side, and suddenly a boy ran over, stuffed a box of things into the man's hand, said a word, and then ran away.
The man was a little confused. When he looked down, he was stunned.
The woman next to him asked strangely: "Hey, what's here? Let me see!"
Taking it from the man's hand and looking at it, he was also stunned, and then cursed in embarrassment: "Bah, stinky rascal!"
The box hit the man with a "slap", turned around and left.
The man still didn't forget to pick up the box, and hurriedly ran after the woman: "Hey, hey, don't go, wife, wait for me!"
He looked behind him, but he didn't see the boy who gave the condom just now, and then he cursed severely: "Fuck, don't let me run into you again, boy!"
Damn it, I managed to coax my girlfriend out, and I was expecting to make things happen tonight, but now it was destroyed all of a sudden, really fucked up!
"Scared me."
The boy hiding behind the tree breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was smart, otherwise he would be caught and killed.
But then I thought: "But it seems really interesting, haha!"
Seeing another couple approaching in front, his eyes lit up immediately: "There's another couple in front!" He stepped up boldly.
Now, having enjoyed the fun, without Chen Zhengqian's urging, they also consciously joined the couple's death-death group.
Chen Zhengqian just watched from a distance like this, they were nervous and worried at the beginning, and became more and more proficient later on, feeling that these guys are really fucking talented, shameless, even afraid of themselves.
That's right, it's about taking the initiative to make things fun!Chen Zhengqian suddenly realized that he was really too evil, he almost violated his wishes as an outstanding young student.
But the pleasure brought by doing bad things is really easy to make people fall!
Of course, there were also surprises.
Thanks to "A Fish in the World", "I Love You King", "Xiao Hong Xiao Ming Said", "Observing Freedom under the Bodhi Tree", "Become a Demon for Books", "Dark Night", "A Little Wen Bing", "cmfu.exia", "Monkey King Wukong", "The Forgotten Man", "True Dragon King" and so many other friends have given rewards. Thank you very much!
(End of this chapter)
Auntie is out of the hospital.
After all, he is a rural person, with small-scale peasant economic thinking at work. He feels that hospitalization is too much money, and it is the same to go home to recuperate, so he insists on being discharged from the hospital.
The doctor and cousin tried to persuade her, but they couldn't persuade her, so they had to agree with her to go home to recuperate, but she was not allowed to do heavy work, so as not to get hurt again.
Fortunately, Chen Zhengqian made the medicinal diet. As long as she persists for a while, the aunt's body will definitely recover, and she may be healthier than before the injury.
This is the powerful effect of warehouse medicines!
In addition, it was impossible for him to spend time cooking porridge every day, so Chen Zhengqian had prepared a batch of medicinal ingredients for the medicinal diet in advance and asked his mother to bring it to his aunt.
Inside the hospital, the auntie asked Chen Zhengqian's mother while packing her things, "Is Xiaoqian at home today?"
Li Xiaomei said, "I don't know him, he disappeared after lunch."
At this moment, Chen Zhengqian is secretly planning a "big event".
And it's not suitable for outsiders to know, so no one knows what he's doing now except himself.
Today is the day before Christmas, also known as Christmas Eve.
Chen Zhengqian doesn't like to spend Christmas Eve. It's not about how foreigners' holidays are, but pure indifference.
In school before, many students would spend Christmas Eve and give each other apples or other gifts.
However, what they didn't know was that the goddess accepted their gifts with a smile, then turned around and followed Gao Fushuai into the school's guest house!
That night, Chen Zhengqian saw the guest house behind the dormitory, it was really brightly lit, couples of student couples hugging each other, coming in and out, some of them started kissing before closing the door.
The thought at the time was that many girls would probably become women that night.
Of course, now that Chen Zhengqian is not in school, I don't know if this year will continue the grand occasion of previous years, but it will be similar if I think about it.
Well, college, the age of high hormones, so much energy that there is no place to vent it.
Many jokes on the Internet say that one night, you can go to the street to sell apples and roses first, then start selling condoms around 10 o’clock or after the lights in the dormitory are turned off, and then sell Yuting the next morning, at least you can make a small profit.
If no safety measures are taken, two or three months later, the hospital will have another batch of clients coming for abortion.
Although it was a joke, it also revealed some very frustrating realities.
Therefore, out of some low-level personal interests, Chen Zhengqian decided to take revenge on society this year!
Therefore, he deliberately planned an action——
On the campus post bar of Crane City Middle School, he found several student parties who were interested in taking part-time jobs today, and they were all male singles.
Why boys?
Because Chen Zhengqian feels that boys are more interested in this kind of thing than girls, and they are more courageous.
So after talking for a long time, what kind of action plan is it?
The answer is--
Chen Zhengqian is going to give out boxes of Durex to couples on the street for free during the walk after dinner today, as a "welfare" for the festival!
There is a whole box of Durex in a box, you can never use it up in a lifetime!
This was specially ordered by Chen Zhengqian online, and he also used expedited express delivery.
Of course, he wouldn't be the one who dispatched it himself. How could he do such a shameful thing in person.
That's why I found a few student parties who are willing to work part-time.
If anyone thinks that giving away free condoms is really a benefit, it is a big mistake.
Imagine, when a couple is walking on the street, or this kind of special festival, suddenly someone came over and handed a box of Durex to the boy in the couple. , that is, both sides feel very embarrassed.
Either the girl turned around and left, or the boy suddenly lost the topic to continue chatting.
Of course, it is not impossible to smile at each other, and then go directly to the small hotel next door.
Hehe, in short, this will be a very interesting action!
In big cities, there will be people distributing condoms on the street to promote AIDS prevention, but in a small place like Crane City, it should not be distributed on the street, right?
Then Chen Zhengqian is the first man to give condoms!
Just why does the title sound so weird?
"The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, only I still maintain the fragrance of a single dog."
Seeing couples walking side by side, Chen Zhengqian curled his lips and looked at the time, wondering why those students hadn't come yet, and it was almost the appointed time.
At this moment, he was wearing a mask, riding a small tram and stopping at the entrance of the People's Park. He also specially found his high school uniform. Dressed like a high school student, no one could recognize him.
At this moment, several boys appeared in front of Chen Zhengqian together: "Brother, we are here."
Oh, they actually came together. Chen Zhengqian smiled, but they couldn't see it because of the mask.
"Well, just come."
Chen Zhengqian nodded. He had already told them clearly on the Internet before, but to be on the safe side, he said it again: "I have explained the rules clearly to you before, and now I will repeat them. Now, help me to understand the rules. After this box of things is delivered, we will be off work after delivery, and the salary is 200 yuan per person, understand?"
"Understood!" The eyes of the boys lit up and they nodded quickly.
For 200 yuan, you can earn two weeks' food expenses in one night, which is really a bargain.
However, some people raised objections: "Brother, are we really going to do this? I'm so afraid of being beaten to death."
The guy who was speaking was a thin and thin boy. He looked like a weak chicken, and he didn't know how he got in. He was obviously domineering and fierce on the Internet, but he turned out to be a victim!
Chen Zhengqian was speechless, rolled his eyes and said, "Stupid, he wants to hit you, you won't run away?!"
"Eh..." The skinny boy stopped talking.
Chen Zhengqian waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's give each of you a hundred first, lest you think I'm really joking."
The boys were all overjoyed. They didn't expect to get paid before they started working. Isn't that great?
"But let's talk about it first. Be serious when you take the money. Don't be perfunctory. I have a hundred more." Chen Zhengqian reminded them.
No one should be stupid enough to just take the 100 yuan and leave, right?
Why not spend an extra hour or two and get an extra hundred?
Chen Zhengqian felt that he should not be so unlucky.
After distributing one hundred to each of them, Chen Zhengqian took the cardboard boxes off the tram and said to them, seeing how foolish they were laughing, "Okay, each of you will take twenty boxes first, and each will occupy a street." Mouth, send it when you see a couple, understand?"
This is just a crossroads. If one person occupies one sidewalk, I believe it won't take long for the post to be finished.
"understood!"
Several boys nodded one after another, and each took twenty boxes of Durex from the box.
Chen Zhengqian deliberately bought several different types, such as ultra-thin ones with lubricants, spiral pattern ones, and strawberry flavored ones, all of them are available.
It is estimated that couples who get holiday gifts will be satisfied.
In this way, a few boys set off with these props.
Chen Zhengqian was on the spot, watching them distribute condoms to couples passing by the roadside one by one.
"Merry Christmas Eve!"
A couple was walking from the opposite side, and suddenly a boy ran over, stuffed a box of things into the man's hand, said a word, and then ran away.
The man was a little confused. When he looked down, he was stunned.
The woman next to him asked strangely: "Hey, what's here? Let me see!"
Taking it from the man's hand and looking at it, he was also stunned, and then cursed in embarrassment: "Bah, stinky rascal!"
The box hit the man with a "slap", turned around and left.
The man still didn't forget to pick up the box, and hurriedly ran after the woman: "Hey, hey, don't go, wife, wait for me!"
He looked behind him, but he didn't see the boy who gave the condom just now, and then he cursed severely: "Fuck, don't let me run into you again, boy!"
Damn it, I managed to coax my girlfriend out, and I was expecting to make things happen tonight, but now it was destroyed all of a sudden, really fucked up!
"Scared me."
The boy hiding behind the tree breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was smart, otherwise he would be caught and killed.
But then I thought: "But it seems really interesting, haha!"
Seeing another couple approaching in front, his eyes lit up immediately: "There's another couple in front!" He stepped up boldly.
Now, having enjoyed the fun, without Chen Zhengqian's urging, they also consciously joined the couple's death-death group.
Chen Zhengqian just watched from a distance like this, they were nervous and worried at the beginning, and became more and more proficient later on, feeling that these guys are really fucking talented, shameless, even afraid of themselves.
That's right, it's about taking the initiative to make things fun!Chen Zhengqian suddenly realized that he was really too evil, he almost violated his wishes as an outstanding young student.
But the pleasure brought by doing bad things is really easy to make people fall!
Of course, there were also surprises.
Thanks to "A Fish in the World", "I Love You King", "Xiao Hong Xiao Ming Said", "Observing Freedom under the Bodhi Tree", "Become a Demon for Books", "Dark Night", "A Little Wen Bing", "cmfu.exia", "Monkey King Wukong", "The Forgotten Man", "True Dragon King" and so many other friends have given rewards. Thank you very much!
(End of this chapter)
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