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Chapter 239 Unless the sky falls pie
Chapter 239 Unless the sky falls pie
The thin boy just now was named Li Canghai.
He is an ordinary student in the second year of Hecheng Middle School. He is not very eye-catching, but he has a good reputation on Tieba. The reason is that he is half a technical geek and is usually active online.
When he saw Chen Zhengqian posting on the post bar to recruit people for part-time jobs, he thought he was joking when he saw such superior conditions.I tried to add "spying on the enemy's situation", and found that there is such a good thing.
Well, it seems that there is no shortage of fools in this world!
Originally, he just wanted to come out to play and earn some extra money, so he joined this temporary and strange part-time small team.
Unexpectedly, after the nervousness and fear at the beginning, he gradually became excited and felt quite emotional.
However, in just 10 minutes, he had sent out eight boxes of Durex, successfully causing two couples to have a conflict, and both women walked away. Then he hid aside and laughed, and ran away before the man could react. .
Oh, he just sent a box to a pair of uncles and aunts in their 50s. It is everyone’s responsibility to care for the empty-nesters!
At this moment, a couple came in front of him. When he saw it, he was stunned for a moment.
Isn't this the one in my class?
He's in a relationship too?
Fuck it, damn loving dog!
Unexpectedly, a classmate who is also not amazing in appearance has found a girlfriend, and he is still single, so he suddenly feels very sad.
He walked over resolutely, pretending not to know him, and under the surprised eyes of his classmate, he stuffed a box of Durex with spiral pattern on his hand, and said with a smile: "Happy Christmas Eve."
Then before the students reacted, they ran away with oil on the soles of their feet.
His classmate wondered what was going on with this guy, but when he glanced at the box, he was startled, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket, but his face turned red all of a sudden.
The girl next to me saw it, and asked with a smile, "Why are you putting it away?"
The boy blushed, and didn't know what to say for a while, feeling that it was so embarrassing to hold such a thing in front of a girl.
The girl found it interesting instead, and just looked at him like this.
Suddenly, the boy plucked up his courage and said: "Xiaoya, be my girlfriend, I will treat you well!"
The girl was stunned, she didn't expect him to say such a thing in public.
She knew that the boy had thoughts about her, and she didn't take it seriously at first.
High school students, who has never had a crush on someone.She neither dislikes nor likes boys, she just met them by chance and went for a walk together. She didn't expect him to say such a thing, and she was stunned for a while.
Originally, I wanted to say something, but thinking of the small box just now, I wondered if he thought of something disgusting, right?
She suddenly darkened her face: "I didn't expect that you are also the kind of low-level creature who can only think with the lower body. In vain, I think you are a good person. Now it seems that you and those boys who are full of dirty thoughts It's no different!"
There was indescribable disgust in his tone, but there was no trace of the pleasant expression just now.
"no!"
The boy was in a hurry, he didn't expect that he would be self-defeating, and quickly explained: "It's not what you think, I never thought of doing that kind of thing to you, I really want to treat you well, so you agree to be my girlfriend Come on, I promise I will obey the rules!"
God is pitiful, the boy is also regretting in his heart, what kind of medicine did he take wrongly, and he said such words under such circumstances, and it's over now.
The boy was a little agitated, and the pedestrians beside him couldn't help but look over, and then slowly formed a small circle.
Li Canghai hid behind the crowd, watching the play with great interest, he still didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, it seemed that he pushed it unintentionally.
Standing not far away, Chen Zhengqian found it quite interesting. Is this the rhythm of breaking up the couple again?
There was an elder sister watching next to her. She was selling Northeastern pancakes. It was not easy to set up a stall in the cold weather. Chen Zhengqian simply bought two and paid for them, but he didn't eat them.
Anyway, with the Qiankun bag, there is no fear of it getting cold.
At this moment on the field, the boys and girls are still in a stalemate, the boys look a little sad, and the girls are a little annoyed.
Chen Zhengqian shrugged, boy, since you are so sincere and you still can't impress that girl, why don't you let it go.
Li Canghai didn't expect that his small action would actually put his classmates into such a difficult situation. He was tangled up in his heart for a while, and regretted it in his heart. After hesitating for a while, he got out of the crowd and said weakly: "I think this boy is pretty good. You should really think about it, classmate."
But his words didn't help.
The girl sneered instead: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, and three-legged men are everywhere." Although this statement is a bit heavy, it is also true.The boy was silent for a while, he really confessed his death, he was still too young.
Girls may also feel that what they said is too much, so they sighed and said to boys: "I want to be your girlfriend, unless there is pie in the sky!"
This should be regarded as a polite refusal, right?Anyway, I have always been so careless, and I don't know how to say good things, so I like him to retreat in spite of difficulties.The girl thought so.
Chen Zhengqian silently glanced at the untouched Northeast pie, and sighed softly: "Although you can't impress that girl, congratulations, you have impressed me. I'll give this pie to you!"
"what--"
Chen Zhengqian let out a sigh of relief, his hands were strong, and he used a little concealed weapon technique to throw out the biscuits together with the plastic bag.
The god-like biscuit glides in a parabolic position in mid-air for 3.69 seconds, then hits the ground with a "snap", just right between the boys and the girls.
Li Canghai, who was originally embarrassed, saw the pie that suddenly fell from the sky, and his eyes almost popped out of shock: "Damn, the pie fell from the sky!"
The boy was stunned at first, and then his face was filled with joy, almost crying with joy.Turning around and scanning the crowd, I don't know who threw the biscuits so kindly, so I simply bowed and thanked everyone around: "Thank you, God! Thank you, God!"
The people around were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing in amazement.
The girl's face was also full of shock, and she was at a loss for a while.
The boy turned around, looked at the girl, and asked nervously: "Xiaoya, can you promise me now?"
"Little girl, you just agree to it, it's a good thing that the sky is full of pies!" An old lady next to her laughed, which made the audience chuckle.
The girl bit her lip and hummed lightly: "Let's see how you behave!" Then she blushed and walked away quickly with her head bowed.
"Thank you everyone! Thank you everyone!" The boy hurriedly thanked the passer-by who spoke just now, and chased after the girl, not forgetting to pick up the biscuits.
This is a fetish that fell from the sky, you can't throw it away casually, you have to take it back and make a good confession!
"Young man, come on, I'm very optimistic about you!" Seeing the young man leave, the aunt even shouted from a distance.
Looking at the back of the boy chasing the girl away, Chen Zhengqian couldn't help chuckling, hey, it's nice to be young.
Eh, wait!
Didn't I come to break up the couple?Why did you help a couple in turn?
Chen Zhengqian couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Forget it, just be happy."
In the end, all the condoms were sent out.
Chen Zhengqian breathed a sigh of relief, and amidst the voices of thanks from several student parties, he paid them the rest of their wages, and then drove home.
Canghai your dragon set, 2333... Thanks to the boss of "Tianyue [Yuanfang]" for sponsoring 30 roasted duck legs, one book is enough~
(End of this chapter)
The thin boy just now was named Li Canghai.
He is an ordinary student in the second year of Hecheng Middle School. He is not very eye-catching, but he has a good reputation on Tieba. The reason is that he is half a technical geek and is usually active online.
When he saw Chen Zhengqian posting on the post bar to recruit people for part-time jobs, he thought he was joking when he saw such superior conditions.I tried to add "spying on the enemy's situation", and found that there is such a good thing.
Well, it seems that there is no shortage of fools in this world!
Originally, he just wanted to come out to play and earn some extra money, so he joined this temporary and strange part-time small team.
Unexpectedly, after the nervousness and fear at the beginning, he gradually became excited and felt quite emotional.
However, in just 10 minutes, he had sent out eight boxes of Durex, successfully causing two couples to have a conflict, and both women walked away. Then he hid aside and laughed, and ran away before the man could react. .
Oh, he just sent a box to a pair of uncles and aunts in their 50s. It is everyone’s responsibility to care for the empty-nesters!
At this moment, a couple came in front of him. When he saw it, he was stunned for a moment.
Isn't this the one in my class?
He's in a relationship too?
Fuck it, damn loving dog!
Unexpectedly, a classmate who is also not amazing in appearance has found a girlfriend, and he is still single, so he suddenly feels very sad.
He walked over resolutely, pretending not to know him, and under the surprised eyes of his classmate, he stuffed a box of Durex with spiral pattern on his hand, and said with a smile: "Happy Christmas Eve."
Then before the students reacted, they ran away with oil on the soles of their feet.
His classmate wondered what was going on with this guy, but when he glanced at the box, he was startled, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket, but his face turned red all of a sudden.
The girl next to me saw it, and asked with a smile, "Why are you putting it away?"
The boy blushed, and didn't know what to say for a while, feeling that it was so embarrassing to hold such a thing in front of a girl.
The girl found it interesting instead, and just looked at him like this.
Suddenly, the boy plucked up his courage and said: "Xiaoya, be my girlfriend, I will treat you well!"
The girl was stunned, she didn't expect him to say such a thing in public.
She knew that the boy had thoughts about her, and she didn't take it seriously at first.
High school students, who has never had a crush on someone.She neither dislikes nor likes boys, she just met them by chance and went for a walk together. She didn't expect him to say such a thing, and she was stunned for a while.
Originally, I wanted to say something, but thinking of the small box just now, I wondered if he thought of something disgusting, right?
She suddenly darkened her face: "I didn't expect that you are also the kind of low-level creature who can only think with the lower body. In vain, I think you are a good person. Now it seems that you and those boys who are full of dirty thoughts It's no different!"
There was indescribable disgust in his tone, but there was no trace of the pleasant expression just now.
"no!"
The boy was in a hurry, he didn't expect that he would be self-defeating, and quickly explained: "It's not what you think, I never thought of doing that kind of thing to you, I really want to treat you well, so you agree to be my girlfriend Come on, I promise I will obey the rules!"
God is pitiful, the boy is also regretting in his heart, what kind of medicine did he take wrongly, and he said such words under such circumstances, and it's over now.
The boy was a little agitated, and the pedestrians beside him couldn't help but look over, and then slowly formed a small circle.
Li Canghai hid behind the crowd, watching the play with great interest, he still didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, it seemed that he pushed it unintentionally.
Standing not far away, Chen Zhengqian found it quite interesting. Is this the rhythm of breaking up the couple again?
There was an elder sister watching next to her. She was selling Northeastern pancakes. It was not easy to set up a stall in the cold weather. Chen Zhengqian simply bought two and paid for them, but he didn't eat them.
Anyway, with the Qiankun bag, there is no fear of it getting cold.
At this moment on the field, the boys and girls are still in a stalemate, the boys look a little sad, and the girls are a little annoyed.
Chen Zhengqian shrugged, boy, since you are so sincere and you still can't impress that girl, why don't you let it go.
Li Canghai didn't expect that his small action would actually put his classmates into such a difficult situation. He was tangled up in his heart for a while, and regretted it in his heart. After hesitating for a while, he got out of the crowd and said weakly: "I think this boy is pretty good. You should really think about it, classmate."
But his words didn't help.
The girl sneered instead: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, and three-legged men are everywhere." Although this statement is a bit heavy, it is also true.The boy was silent for a while, he really confessed his death, he was still too young.
Girls may also feel that what they said is too much, so they sighed and said to boys: "I want to be your girlfriend, unless there is pie in the sky!"
This should be regarded as a polite refusal, right?Anyway, I have always been so careless, and I don't know how to say good things, so I like him to retreat in spite of difficulties.The girl thought so.
Chen Zhengqian silently glanced at the untouched Northeast pie, and sighed softly: "Although you can't impress that girl, congratulations, you have impressed me. I'll give this pie to you!"
"what--"
Chen Zhengqian let out a sigh of relief, his hands were strong, and he used a little concealed weapon technique to throw out the biscuits together with the plastic bag.
The god-like biscuit glides in a parabolic position in mid-air for 3.69 seconds, then hits the ground with a "snap", just right between the boys and the girls.
Li Canghai, who was originally embarrassed, saw the pie that suddenly fell from the sky, and his eyes almost popped out of shock: "Damn, the pie fell from the sky!"
The boy was stunned at first, and then his face was filled with joy, almost crying with joy.Turning around and scanning the crowd, I don't know who threw the biscuits so kindly, so I simply bowed and thanked everyone around: "Thank you, God! Thank you, God!"
The people around were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing in amazement.
The girl's face was also full of shock, and she was at a loss for a while.
The boy turned around, looked at the girl, and asked nervously: "Xiaoya, can you promise me now?"
"Little girl, you just agree to it, it's a good thing that the sky is full of pies!" An old lady next to her laughed, which made the audience chuckle.
The girl bit her lip and hummed lightly: "Let's see how you behave!" Then she blushed and walked away quickly with her head bowed.
"Thank you everyone! Thank you everyone!" The boy hurriedly thanked the passer-by who spoke just now, and chased after the girl, not forgetting to pick up the biscuits.
This is a fetish that fell from the sky, you can't throw it away casually, you have to take it back and make a good confession!
"Young man, come on, I'm very optimistic about you!" Seeing the young man leave, the aunt even shouted from a distance.
Looking at the back of the boy chasing the girl away, Chen Zhengqian couldn't help chuckling, hey, it's nice to be young.
Eh, wait!
Didn't I come to break up the couple?Why did you help a couple in turn?
Chen Zhengqian couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Forget it, just be happy."
In the end, all the condoms were sent out.
Chen Zhengqian breathed a sigh of relief, and amidst the voices of thanks from several student parties, he paid them the rest of their wages, and then drove home.
Canghai your dragon set, 2333... Thanks to the boss of "Tianyue [Yuanfang]" for sponsoring 30 roasted duck legs, one book is enough~
(End of this chapter)
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