My god-level pet system in the city
Chapter 100 Really Beautiful!
Chapter 100 Really Beautiful!
"Fuck, I don't even know about Dou Tu, this girl must have come back from Mars, right?" Zhao Xiaohai couldn't complain.
"Brother Hai, what should we do now?" Guan Lu asked.
"What's the rush?" Zhao Xiaohai raised his head 45 degrees and said deeply, "It seems that it's time to make a big move."
"Uh, another big move? But Brother Hai, didn't you just let it go?" Lu Guan didn't understand.
"You know what a fart." Zhao Xiaohai patted Lu Guan's head: "Now this is a big move full of rage, can it be the same as the one just now, please show me."
Then, Zhao Xiaohai confidently pointed out some of the most handsome selfies he had taken since he was alive, and sent them out with a little hand: "Hehe, I don't believe that there are still people who can't be fascinated by my handsomeness, Zhao Xiaohai. fall!"
On the other side, Ye Xiaofei and Qian Nai Xiangyao were speechless as they watched the flamboyant selfies sent by Zhao Xiaohai.
"I'm going, what year is it, and you still gesture with scissors hands when you take a selfie." Ye Xiaofei complained, this posture is not as good as a small fist of Pippi Shrimp.
"Hehehe...Yeah, and he doesn't look very good, he's far worse than my Xiaofei." Qian Nai Xiangyao couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling.
"Uh...Xiangyao, I've been playing with Zhao Xiaohai for so long, it's almost time to let him jump."
Ye Xiaofei said, thinking that Zhao Xiaohai is really miserable, no matter what, he is also a seasoned seductress master, but when he meets a seductive queen like Qian Nai Xiangyao, he can only bow his head obediently.
"Okay, Xiao Fei, I'll listen to you." So, Qian Nai Xiangyao initiated a message on the phone screen again with her fingers.
Ye Benben: Wow~Little brother, you are so handsome! (Both eyes are love, drooling expression)
People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Of course, look, my name is not for nothing. (with a green hat smoking a cool expression)
People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Hey, beauty, how can you call me little brother? Are you older than me?I don't believe this, why don't you send me a photo to see.
Ye Benben: Hmph, I didn't lie to you, just wait for me.
Of course Qiannai Xiangyao knew that Zhao Xiaohai was playing tricks on her, and no one knew about such low-level tricks, but this was also hitting her gunpoint, so Qiannai Xiangyao randomly selected a few photos from her mobile phone album and sent them go out.
"Fuck!"
Before Zhao Xiaohai said anything, Guan Lu who was next to him saw the photo sent by Qiannai Xiangyao, and excitedly slapped the table and stood up: "Big big, big beauty!"
The quiet classroom where I was doing self-study was suddenly broken by Lu Guan's roar. The climacteric aunt teacher on the podium immediately grabbed a blackboard eraser and threw it at Lu Guan: "What a beautiful woman! I don't know that I am in a self-study class, look at it." With your crooked appearance, does the beauty have anything to do with you!"
"Crack~"
Lu Guan was hit by the blackboard eraser, and his face was covered with chalk dust: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was dreaming just now, I'm sorry teacher!"
Heroes don't suffer from immediate losses, Lu Guan is smart, don't fight with anyone who is in menopause, or you will offend them and burn the grass on your grave.
"Lu Guan, what the hell is your brain?" Zhao Xiaohai was also taken aback by Lu Guan. He was playing with his mobile phone, and Lu Guan almost exposed his mobile phone to the enemy's sight.
"Brother Hai, I'm sorry, seeing that super beautiful woman made me feel so cold, I promise I won't do it next time."
"Look at you, what are you good for? Seeing a beautiful woman is as good as being fucked. You are worthless. Learn from me. If you want to know, you will know..."
As Zhao Xiaohai said, he cast his eyes on the screen again, just now Lu Guan seemed to be insane and frightened him, and he didn't have time to look at the photos sent by Qian Nai Xiangyao, this time he has to take a good look.
However, the next moment——
"Fuck!"
Zhao Xiaohai also slapped the table and stood up, shouting excitedly: "Big big, big beauty!"
"Whoosh~"
An ultra-long-range blackboard eraser flew over again, catching Zhao Xiaohai by surprise, and the climacteric aunt pinched her waist and yelled, "What a beauty, I know she is beautiful, but don't you know it's a self-study class now? !"
Zhao Xiaohai sat down resentfully, Lu Guan next to him hurried over, and slapped the ashes off Zhao Xiaohai's face: "Uh, Brother Hai...you still talk about me, don't you too..."
"Cough cough~"
Zhao Xiaohai sucked in two mouthfuls of chalk dust, and coughed twice in embarrassment: "Lu Guan, you, what do you know, you just made chicken jelly, and I was shocked, you know?"
Lu Guan tilted his head, confused in his mind: "Huh? Brother Hai, what's the difference between chicken jelly and shock?"
"Nonsense, of course it's different. You jerk because you saw a beautiful woman. That's just a superficial phenomenon, but I see what's inside."
Zhao Xiaohai pointed to Qiannai Xiangyao's beautiful photo and said, "Look, is this beauty pretty?"
"Pretty." Lu Guan nodded blankly.
"Who doesn't know she's beautiful? That's not the key. The key is that you look at the facial expressions and movements of this beauty. It's just a random shot. And if you look at this picture, there is no trace of PS. Compared with those who can't wait to put their own The face is as white as Milk Deluxe, and the eyes are as big as bird eggs, I don't know how many times stronger!" Zhao Xiaohai said exaggeratedly.
"Damn, Brother Hai, it seems that this is a real beauty."
"No." Zhao Xiaohai shook his head deeply, and said seriously: "This is a real beauty in the photo, but maybe she stole someone else's photo. As for the authenticity, I, an old driver, need to personally identify it."
After Zhao Xiaohai finished speaking, he pointed his finger at the invite video call.
People always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Beauty, is this really you?Why is she prettier than those female models and actresses? I don't believe it, why don't you take a video for me to watch.
Ye Benben: Ah~ But I'm going to sleep, or forget it.
Qian Nai Xiangyao is playing hard to get, if she readily agrees to Zhao Xiaohai, it is hard for him not to be suspicious.But when Zhao Xiaohai heard that Qiannai Xiangyao said she was going to sleep, he urged her to take the video even more excitedly, because women always take off their makeup before going to bed, and he couldn't tell whether they were pure natural beauties just by looking at the photos.
Zhao Xiaohai knew that there used to be a couple, the woman looked very beautiful on the surface, but after she took off her makeup on the night of marriage, her husband was so scared that he ran away naked, and the next morning, he ignored his wife crying and dragging Then she went to get the marriage certificate.
Therefore, Zhao Xiaohai thoroughly implemented the only criterion for examining beauty: a woman after removing makeup.
Ye Benben: Alright, then I’ll take the video, just for a while~
Mung bean nonsense time:
For the students, every head teacher is like an almighty soldier, they are scouts (lying on the window to silently investigate the situation in the classroom), melee special forces (slapping fans), artillery (long-distance throwing chalk, blackboard eraser), communication soldiers (to make small reports with political and educational directors or parents), and I will omit the rest...
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck, I don't even know about Dou Tu, this girl must have come back from Mars, right?" Zhao Xiaohai couldn't complain.
"Brother Hai, what should we do now?" Guan Lu asked.
"What's the rush?" Zhao Xiaohai raised his head 45 degrees and said deeply, "It seems that it's time to make a big move."
"Uh, another big move? But Brother Hai, didn't you just let it go?" Lu Guan didn't understand.
"You know what a fart." Zhao Xiaohai patted Lu Guan's head: "Now this is a big move full of rage, can it be the same as the one just now, please show me."
Then, Zhao Xiaohai confidently pointed out some of the most handsome selfies he had taken since he was alive, and sent them out with a little hand: "Hehe, I don't believe that there are still people who can't be fascinated by my handsomeness, Zhao Xiaohai. fall!"
On the other side, Ye Xiaofei and Qian Nai Xiangyao were speechless as they watched the flamboyant selfies sent by Zhao Xiaohai.
"I'm going, what year is it, and you still gesture with scissors hands when you take a selfie." Ye Xiaofei complained, this posture is not as good as a small fist of Pippi Shrimp.
"Hehehe...Yeah, and he doesn't look very good, he's far worse than my Xiaofei." Qian Nai Xiangyao couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling.
"Uh...Xiangyao, I've been playing with Zhao Xiaohai for so long, it's almost time to let him jump."
Ye Xiaofei said, thinking that Zhao Xiaohai is really miserable, no matter what, he is also a seasoned seductress master, but when he meets a seductive queen like Qian Nai Xiangyao, he can only bow his head obediently.
"Okay, Xiao Fei, I'll listen to you." So, Qian Nai Xiangyao initiated a message on the phone screen again with her fingers.
Ye Benben: Wow~Little brother, you are so handsome! (Both eyes are love, drooling expression)
People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Of course, look, my name is not for nothing. (with a green hat smoking a cool expression)
People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Hey, beauty, how can you call me little brother? Are you older than me?I don't believe this, why don't you send me a photo to see.
Ye Benben: Hmph, I didn't lie to you, just wait for me.
Of course Qiannai Xiangyao knew that Zhao Xiaohai was playing tricks on her, and no one knew about such low-level tricks, but this was also hitting her gunpoint, so Qiannai Xiangyao randomly selected a few photos from her mobile phone album and sent them go out.
"Fuck!"
Before Zhao Xiaohai said anything, Guan Lu who was next to him saw the photo sent by Qiannai Xiangyao, and excitedly slapped the table and stood up: "Big big, big beauty!"
The quiet classroom where I was doing self-study was suddenly broken by Lu Guan's roar. The climacteric aunt teacher on the podium immediately grabbed a blackboard eraser and threw it at Lu Guan: "What a beautiful woman! I don't know that I am in a self-study class, look at it." With your crooked appearance, does the beauty have anything to do with you!"
"Crack~"
Lu Guan was hit by the blackboard eraser, and his face was covered with chalk dust: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was dreaming just now, I'm sorry teacher!"
Heroes don't suffer from immediate losses, Lu Guan is smart, don't fight with anyone who is in menopause, or you will offend them and burn the grass on your grave.
"Lu Guan, what the hell is your brain?" Zhao Xiaohai was also taken aback by Lu Guan. He was playing with his mobile phone, and Lu Guan almost exposed his mobile phone to the enemy's sight.
"Brother Hai, I'm sorry, seeing that super beautiful woman made me feel so cold, I promise I won't do it next time."
"Look at you, what are you good for? Seeing a beautiful woman is as good as being fucked. You are worthless. Learn from me. If you want to know, you will know..."
As Zhao Xiaohai said, he cast his eyes on the screen again, just now Lu Guan seemed to be insane and frightened him, and he didn't have time to look at the photos sent by Qian Nai Xiangyao, this time he has to take a good look.
However, the next moment——
"Fuck!"
Zhao Xiaohai also slapped the table and stood up, shouting excitedly: "Big big, big beauty!"
"Whoosh~"
An ultra-long-range blackboard eraser flew over again, catching Zhao Xiaohai by surprise, and the climacteric aunt pinched her waist and yelled, "What a beauty, I know she is beautiful, but don't you know it's a self-study class now? !"
Zhao Xiaohai sat down resentfully, Lu Guan next to him hurried over, and slapped the ashes off Zhao Xiaohai's face: "Uh, Brother Hai...you still talk about me, don't you too..."
"Cough cough~"
Zhao Xiaohai sucked in two mouthfuls of chalk dust, and coughed twice in embarrassment: "Lu Guan, you, what do you know, you just made chicken jelly, and I was shocked, you know?"
Lu Guan tilted his head, confused in his mind: "Huh? Brother Hai, what's the difference between chicken jelly and shock?"
"Nonsense, of course it's different. You jerk because you saw a beautiful woman. That's just a superficial phenomenon, but I see what's inside."
Zhao Xiaohai pointed to Qiannai Xiangyao's beautiful photo and said, "Look, is this beauty pretty?"
"Pretty." Lu Guan nodded blankly.
"Who doesn't know she's beautiful? That's not the key. The key is that you look at the facial expressions and movements of this beauty. It's just a random shot. And if you look at this picture, there is no trace of PS. Compared with those who can't wait to put their own The face is as white as Milk Deluxe, and the eyes are as big as bird eggs, I don't know how many times stronger!" Zhao Xiaohai said exaggeratedly.
"Damn, Brother Hai, it seems that this is a real beauty."
"No." Zhao Xiaohai shook his head deeply, and said seriously: "This is a real beauty in the photo, but maybe she stole someone else's photo. As for the authenticity, I, an old driver, need to personally identify it."
After Zhao Xiaohai finished speaking, he pointed his finger at the invite video call.
People always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Beauty, is this really you?Why is she prettier than those female models and actresses? I don't believe it, why don't you take a video for me to watch.
Ye Benben: Ah~ But I'm going to sleep, or forget it.
Qian Nai Xiangyao is playing hard to get, if she readily agrees to Zhao Xiaohai, it is hard for him not to be suspicious.But when Zhao Xiaohai heard that Qiannai Xiangyao said she was going to sleep, he urged her to take the video even more excitedly, because women always take off their makeup before going to bed, and he couldn't tell whether they were pure natural beauties just by looking at the photos.
Zhao Xiaohai knew that there used to be a couple, the woman looked very beautiful on the surface, but after she took off her makeup on the night of marriage, her husband was so scared that he ran away naked, and the next morning, he ignored his wife crying and dragging Then she went to get the marriage certificate.
Therefore, Zhao Xiaohai thoroughly implemented the only criterion for examining beauty: a woman after removing makeup.
Ye Benben: Alright, then I’ll take the video, just for a while~
Mung bean nonsense time:
For the students, every head teacher is like an almighty soldier, they are scouts (lying on the window to silently investigate the situation in the classroom), melee special forces (slapping fans), artillery (long-distance throwing chalk, blackboard eraser), communication soldiers (to make small reports with political and educational directors or parents), and I will omit the rest...
(End of this chapter)
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