My god-level pet system in the city

Chapter 99
In a middle school, in a classroom.

In the evening, most high school students are studying by themselves, and Zhao Xiaohai is also bored sitting in the classroom playing WeChat. His biggest hobby is flirting with girls. Although he has successfully dealt with He Yule, it's okay for Zhao Xiaohai to search for prey again.

At this time, a WeChat message almost didn't make him grin happily. A woman who was found a few days ago, who was probably the best, actually replied to his message. The reason why I said it was possible was because her profile picture was just The back view, or maybe the back view killer.

"Hey, hurry up and test it out. Although it's just a picture of the back, it has legs, waist and figure." Zhao Xiaohai sat in the last row and secretly put his phone in the drawer.

"Brother Hai, what are you doing, flirting with girls again?" Sitting next to Zhao Xiaohai was the fat man who was kicked away by Ye Xiaofei that day, named Lu Guan. Still wearing plaster bandages.

"Well, look, this figure is enough for you to play for a few years?" Zhao Xiaohai zoomed in on Qian Nai Xiangyao's avatar, and turned the screen to Lu Guan.

"Damn it, girl at the goddess level!"

Although it was just a photo from the back, Lu Guan couldn't turn his eyes away, but he said again: "Brother Hai, everyone likes to use pictures of beautiful women on the Internet as their profile pictures these days. If the other party is a Jurassic creature Well, I'm afraid it's a big man pretending to be a girl, so you'd better be careful."

"Go, go, stay there~" Zhao Xiaohai said angrily, "Look, what kind of sea is this?"

Lu Guan looked at the picture and exclaimed: "Oh, it's Lan Fenghai, this was taken in Lan Fenghai!"

"That's right ~ so I'm basically sure that this photo is her. That's fine, what are you supposed to do, don't bother me to pick up girls." Zhao Xiaohai waved his arms impatiently.

"Come on, Brother Hai, I have been eating dog food Lu Guan for so many years, and I also want to learn techniques from you." Lu Guan looked at Zhao Xiaohai pitifully.

"All right, all right, for the sake of your loyalty to me, let me show you how you, Brother Hai, seduced me."

Zhao Xiaohai took out his mobile phone vigorously, and said to Guan Lu: "Look, in order to prevent this girl from being a back killer..."

"Brother Hai, what is a back killer?" Guan Lu interrupted.

"Damn, you don't know this, but the back view can make a man who is dying on the hospital bed take off the oxygen mask, but when he sees the face, it will make the patient give up everything and lie down on the hospital bed obediently. Death, this is the back killer, understand?" Zhao Xiaohai said very vividly.

Lu Guan was stunned for seven or eight seconds before shaking his head ignorantly: "Brother Hai...can you be brief, my ears are not good."

"Wipe!" Zhao Xiaohai patted Lu Guan's fat head, and he said so much about his feelings in vain: "It means that I want to hit her when I look at the front, do you understand this time?"

"Understood." Lu Guan nodded immediately, really raising his posture.

"Okay, if you get a few more ink marks, the meat in your mouth will run away, look at me."

Zhao Xiaohai's WeChat name is very pretentious, it's called 'The world always says I'm more handsome than Daniel Wu', his fingers danced on the screen, and he started to exchange messages with Qian Nai Xiangyao.

People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Beauty, you are finally willing to return to me. During the many days and nights when you did not reply to me, I did not think about food or tea. Even my dreams at midnight were filled with your beautiful shadow. You may not know , A small picture of the back has become my spiritual food. If I don’t eat for a day, I will be so hungry! "

When the news of Zhao Xiaohai came out, Ye Xiaofei, Qian Nai Xiangyao, and Lu Guan were all shocked. This eloquent literary talent was really wronged for him to pick up girls.

"Xiao Fei, you can't be like this person in the future, full of sweet words, you understand." Qian Nai Xiangyao said in an admonishing tone, then thought for a while, and also replied a message.

Ye Benben: Oh~ It’s been five or six days, so why haven’t you starved to death?
"Damn, why is this girl taking it seriously?" Zhao Xiaohai was speechless for a while.

People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: You don’t know, I was about to die, but at this moment, you descended like an angel, stretched out a life-saving hand to me, and pulled me out of the abyss come out.

Ye Benben: Uh...Maybe I misidentified the person, you should go back to your abyss.

People always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: ... (Zhao Xiaohai is speechless)

Ye Benben: Is there anything else? I'm going to sleep.

People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Wu Yanzu: I have something to do, don't worry, beauty, I want to be your friend, can I?
Ye Benben: Oh.

People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Ahem...beautiful girl, I would like to ask, do you agree with this 'oh'?

Ye Benben: You pig, 'oh' means I think you are too ugly, and I threw a bunch of banana peels at you.

People always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: ... (Zhao Xiaohai is speechless again.)
"His sister!"

Zhao Xiaohai waved his hand angrily, but accidentally slapped Lu Guan on the face who was coming over to learn how to pick up girls, and directly slapped Lu Guan to the ground.

"Ouch, Brother Hai, you, why are you slapping me?" Guan Lu held his face in aggrieved manner, and sat back in his seat.

"I'm sorry, I missed it." Zhao Xiaohai gritted his teeth and said, "I, Zhao Xiaohai, have been chasing girls for so many years, and this is the first time I have met such a difficult opponent."

"Then what should we do, Brother Hai, why don't we lower the difficulty a bit and go tease other girls?"

"Do not."

Looking at the night outside the window, Zhao Xiaohai said with great ambition: "Haven't you ever played games? The more difficult the level, the better the reward for clearing the level. This is the same as flirting with girls! Don't look at you, Guan Lu, with his head tilted." Slanted brains, as long as you are willing, there are a lot of dinosaurs and fat women on the street who are willing, but we have to demand more from ourselves, girls who are not difficult, resolutely don't date, you know!"

Although Lu Guan always felt that he seemed to be insulted, he still nodded ignorantly: "Thank you, Brother Hai, for your guidance, I'm really upping my posture!"

"Hmph, I don't believe it, I can't handle this girl today, let's see if I make a big move." Zhao Xiaohai picked up the phone again, and the setback made him braver.

People in the world always say that I am more handsome than Daniel Wu: Beauty, do you like fighting pictures?I have a huge inventory, there are 10,000+ pictures, do you want us to discuss and learn from each other?

However, the news sent by Qiannai Xiangyao made him so painful that he vomited blood——

Ye Benben: What is a bucket map? Are there puzzles for fun?

　Advertising time: "Which one is stronger in Doutu technology, the book friend group is stronger!"

　　Mung Bean: "Damn, what kind of foot-snapping advertisement are you, bad review~"

　　ps: The author has to explain here, the Lu Guan here is the dragon set of the book friends in the dragon set, and the previous Fan Jianqiang is also...

　　After all, one can tell at a glance that a person as pure as Mung Dou would certainly not be able to come up with these names. (General supporting roles will use the name of the dragon house)
　　(Thanks to Kaixin, Brother Hao, the 100 book coins rewarded by the two children's shoes~)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)