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Chapter 128 Let You See the Real Li Bai!
You don’t have to give lectures anymore?
What kind of shit is this talking about!Get the hell out of here!

Don't let me see you in this life?
What Shen Ping said casually was what many people wanted to say but didn't dare to say. The students in the classroom were all excited after hearing it, but sometimes people who know Shen Ping know that Shen Ping's mouth has always been very poisonous. This guy Dare to openly scold the leader of the Education Bureau on Weibo? Just think about how powerful the words spoken by such a person will be. But now that Shen Ping said such words, Sun Qianlong was undoubtedly so angry that he couldn't hold back his anger. Not to mention anything else, after the lecture just now, even the students didn't want to see Sun Qianlong.

Sun Qianlong was unwilling, "What did you say? If you have the guts, say it again!"

"Say it again? It's the same as before, as far as you go, what kind of bullshit are you talking about!" Shen Ping yelled again.

"You! You! You! Just wait for me!" Sun Qianlong was trembling with anger.

Shen Ping laughed angrily, "Success, I'll wait! I want to see what troubles you can make! The current education world is really a mess, and all kinds of rubbish teachers can teach students! Read it verbatim according to the textbook. , how shameless and shameless!"

Kang Xue didn't want to say anything more, so she immediately looked at Shen Ping and said, "Xiao Shen, come and give the lecture."

Shen Ping nodded, then stepped onto the podium, glanced at the more than 50 students in the classroom, knocked on the blackboard, and said: "Please tell the students in the front who are playing with their mobile phones to tell the students in the middle to lower their voices so as not to disturb the sleep of the students behind... …By the way, I’m going to teach you the Chinese language classes in the future.”

The students in the classroom laughed loudly and woke up their sleeping classmates to listen to the class.

When Sun Qianlong saw this, he immediately reacted and said angrily: "No wonder you dare to contradict me. It turns out that you want to teach Chinese classes! You, a teacher who can only make up random questions, how can you teach Chinese classes?"

"None of your business! If you want to listen, just sit in the back of the classroom and listen. If you don't want to listen, get out as soon as possible!" Shen Ping sneered.

"Okay, I want to hear what tricks you can tell about ancient poetry and Li Bai!" Sun Qianlong sneered, strode off the podium, and came to the back of the classroom, waiting to see Shen Ping's jokes.

Of course, Sun Qianlong would not leave directly. After all, he received so much money from Tianxing Middle School, and when Tianxing Middle School came to invite him before, the salary and welfare allowance they gave were also the highest. He wanted to wait for Shen Ping to make a fool of himself, and then let Kang Xue know that he was fooling around!Let a young teacher who can only come up with questions speak ancient poems?He can tell a story!

Are you going to humbly beg me to give lectures later?Sun Qianlong has already made up his mind, later he will ask Shen Ping to beg him to give a lecture, otherwise he will turn around and leave.

The students in the classroom are also discussing.

"What the hell! Teacher Xiao Shen is teaching Chinese class? Are you going to let us live?"

"In the second year of high school, he was the biology teacher. Is he going to harm the Chinese class now?"

"Why is our life so miserable!"

The students were wailing incessantly, and most of them were unwilling to see Shen Ping's extremely handsome face, but in their opinion, it was a devil's face.

Only Shen Ping didn't care what other people thought. He stood on the podium, looked at the students in the classroom, then reached out and pressed down, signaling everyone to quiet down, and then said: "While you were wailing just now, I After flipping through the book, this class is about ancient poetry and Li Bai, right? It's very simple. In this class, I will tell you about Li Bai and his poems... Well, it may be called "A Pisces Man's Slut" Life"."

Pisces man?
A flirtatious life?

Sun Qianlong, who was sitting at the back of the classroom, sneered with obvious disdain and contempt.

Shen Ping said with a smile: "What kind of person is Li Bai? Absolute idealism, absolute romanticism. His world is in the sky, in his own fantasy. In the Tang Dynasty at that time, the eunuchs were tyrannical, relatives were arrogant, singing and dancing Behind Shengping was murderous intent. In this generation, there was Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Longji, and the peerless beauty Yang Yuhuan. The most dazzling poet at that time was called Li Bai. He pursued a unique life. He insisted on inner purity and independence. . Insisting on the integrity of the spirit, even if everyone in the world wants to kill me, even if I have to make real sacrifices, and even if I dare to be the enemy of everyone in the world, I communicate with the spirit of heaven and earth alone. I come and go naked without worries. I, Li Bai, am so willful."

Ok?
The description of Li Bai is very accurate!

Many drowsy students fell into it instantly after hearing Shen Ping's lecture. Teacher Xiao Shen's lecture is very attractive.

Instead, Sun Qianlong who was sitting at the back of the classroom dismissed him and introduced Li Bai?Who wouldn't?The textbook explains it clearly.

"My classmates all thought about a question when they were young, how did they get here? Parents have always been very taboo about sex education for their children. Most of them paid for their children's phone bills or picked them up from the trash can. And Li Bai is no exception. , He also asked Mother Li this question."

However, Shen Ping's next sentence aroused the students' strong interest. He said calmly: "The mother of this poet fairy is quite witty, and told Xiao Li Bai that one day my mother dreamed that the Taibai Jinxing fell in the sky. You will be born soon! This answer gave Li Bai great encouragement, and since then he has firmly believed that he is the reincarnation of Taibai Jinxing, the birth experience of the gods in the sky."

What the hell?

The reincarnation of Taibaijin Star in the sky?
Qian Duoduo and Wu Ran laughed.

More than 50 students in the classroom couldn't help laughing too.

How innocent is this child to believe that he is the reincarnation of Taibai Jinxing?

"So Li Bai reads Taoist books every day, searches for immortals and collects medicine, and just wants to return to the fairy world as soon as possible." Shen Ping looked at the students in the classroom with a smile and said: "Others are studying hard in the cold window, preparing for the college entrance examination. The young Li Bai neither attended cram schools nor hired tutors. Instead, he hid in the mountains to practice Taoism, practice swordsmanship, read books, and raise birds. What books did he read? The main ones were "Basic Cultivation of a Taoist Priest" and "How to Cultivate Success" Immortals" "A Complete Guide to Collecting Medicine and Refining Alchemy"... (When he was five years old, he recited Liujia, when he was ten years old, he observed hundreds of schools of thought. When he was fifteen years old, he observed strange books and wrote a poem called Ling Xiangru). Of course, he was also familiar with Confucian classics, but it was all based on interest."

What are the basic qualities of a Taoist priest?

How to cultivate to become a fairy?

The students in the classroom were almost laughing to death, and they had a different understanding of the ancient poet Li Bai.

"At that time, scholars in the Tang Dynasty were very popular to live in seclusion. This kind of seclusion is not only a way of life, but also a way to build personal popularity. Great poets such as Wang Wei and Meng Haoran have done it, and Li Bai is no exception." Shen Ping said with a smile: "As a mountain climber, he wanted to go up the mountain to visit a Taoist priest, but he didn't see him. So in the cloud-covered mountain forest, facing the fairyland-like beauty, he was dazed and wrote the second poem in his life, " There are two verses in "Interviewing Dai Tianshan Taoist Not Encountered", which are very familiar to the students, such as "you can see deer when the tree is deep, and you can't hear the bell at noon in the stream! "

After a pause, Shen Ping continued to explain: "Of course, as a teenager, Li Bai also carried a dagger and sword, and often participated in the fights of young people in society. At that time, he liked to hang and beat young people in society while drinking. Hooligans, even bragging that their killing skills are very smooth!" (Note 1)

The students froze.

Sun Qianlong thought you were talking nonsense.

Kang Xue outside the classroom, as well as Qian Duoduo, Wu Ran and others were dumbfounded!
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Note 1: (Entrusted to Congjumeng, bought drunk to Xinfeng. Laughed out a glass of wine, murdered in the city.)
(End of this chapter)