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Chapter 129 Questions from the Chinese teacher!
Chapter 129 Questions from the Chinese teacher!
I didn't bother to pay attention to Sun Qianlong's contemptuous and disdainful eyes.
Shen Ping looked calm, and said: "When he was 17 years old, Li Bai worshiped a hermit named Dong Yanzi as his teacher. This Dong Yanzi was good at vertical and horizontal studies. A few years later, when Li Bai was in his 20s, he felt that although he lived in seclusion, he felt that he should find a formal job when he was old, find a beautiful wife, and give birth to a few fat babies. I set a small goal: to be a prime minister of the Tang Dynasty for fun first, and then reluctantly become the emperor's teacher, and when I get old, I will live in seclusion and cultivate immortals, and return to the fairy world to continue to be a fairy."
What the hell?
How about being a prime minister of the Tang Dynasty first?
No matter how hard it is to be the emperor's teacher?
You, a man in your 20s who has achieved nothing, has no job, and can't even find a wife, still wants to be the emperor's teacher?
Why don't you go to heaven?
Qian Duoduo and Wu Ran were speechless.
Many students in the classroom couldn't help laughing.
Is this still the free and easy poet Li Bai in their hearts?How does this look like a lively sophomore in middle school!
"But Li Bai is not an ordinary person. Although his family was a businessman at the bottom of the society at that time, with no background or status, he has one thing that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty has..." Shen Ping looked at the more than 50 students in the classroom and said. : "That's his talent!"
Talent?
Li Bai's talent?
Many students nodded subconsciously. Throughout the ages, only Li Bai can be called the Immortal of Poetry.
"Li Bai went down the mountain and passed Yuzhou (now Chongqing City). I heard that Li Yong, the governor of Yuzhou, was here. Li Yong was a popular calligrapher and writer in the Tang Dynasty. Such a big V, who has ambitions? Young people don’t want to take advantage of his popularity and attract a wave of traffic? Li Bai is no exception. The first time he saw Li Bai, he was shocked, because Li Bai’s eyes were so bright that they were as bright as the rising sun, which made people dare not look at him. At that time, Li Bai I was stunned in my heart, such a strong pretentious light!"
Shen Ping paused, then continued: "Li Bai is obviously also pretending to be aggressive. After seeing Li Yong, he introduced it eloquently. The general idea is that I have read books and learned swordsmanship since I was a child. Participating in the composition competition without losing a single time, he is also called Xiao Sima Xiangru by many well-known scholars.If you recommend me to the imperial court, I will definitely be able to assist the king and establish immortal achievements..."
The students laughed out loud.
Sun Qianlong, who was sitting at the back of the classroom, was full of contempt.
Shen Ping said with a smile: "As a result, Li Yong didn't respond at all, Li Bai was still thinking "This is very embarrassing, is the cowhide blown out?" "But he didn't know that Li Yong, who is called Li Beihai by the world, is a person who likes to pretend, and the last thing he wants to see is someone who is even more pretending than him! And Li Bai brags desperately that he is as good as he is. How awesome, as if he had practiced his eloquence in an MLM organization. Li Yong kicked him out at that time, and Li Bai made fun of himself, saying to himself: "How about a red-hot and purple-faced writer?How narrow-minded! "
The classroom was extremely quiet, and everyone was listening to Shen Ping's lecture.
"A few days later, Li Bai entrusted someone to send a letter to Li Yong, which contained a poem "Shang Li Yong", which read: "One day the great roc rises with the same wind, and it soars up to [-] li.If the wind breaks down, it can still shake the dark water.People in the world sneered at me when they saw me, and when they heard Yu's big words.Xuan's father can still be afraid of future generations, and his husband should not be young. Shen Ping looked at the students in the classroom and asked with a smile: "Students know this poem, what should it be translated into modern Internet buzzwords?"
The students in the classroom have face-to-face devices, and they don't know how to translate it into a modern Internet buzzword.
As a result, Shen Ping's next sentence made the students burst into laughter!
"Today you ignore me, but tomorrow I will let you down!" Shen Ping glanced at everyone, and said this sentence lightly.
Students in the classroom: "Hahahaha!"
Kang Xue, Qian Duoduo, Wu Ran and others outside the classroom also laughed, this little teacher Shen!
Shen Ping smiled and continued to narrate Li Bai's life, "Li Bai heard that there was a Taoist priest named Sima Chengzhen who was summoned many times by Empress Wu Zetian and Tang Ruizong. Li Bai went to visit him. At this time, Sima Chengzhen was already an old man with white hair and white eyebrows. Beside Chengzhen, as if treating his own peers, they chatted freely, Sima Chengzhen saw that Li Bai was bold and unrestrained, he liked it very much, and couldn't help but praise: Young man, I think you have a very good bone, very suitable for cultivating immortals with me, My mind wanders to eight extremes!"
The bones are strange?Cultivate immortals together?
More than 50 students couldn't help laughing when they heard the word Xiuxian.
However, Shen Ping said solemnly: "Li Bai is a person who cannot stand compliments. Once others praise him, he will float away. Immediately, he was so excited that he wrote a long poem called "Ode to a Rare Bird", which described himself Compared with Dapeng, Sima Chengzhen is a rare bird. The article uses a large space to vividly describe a Dapeng (Li Bai) who is different from ordinary birds, with lofty aspirations and broad minds, until he meets a rare bird (Sima Chengzhen) who understands him. ), and the two of them spread their wings and soared together, traveling far and wide. There is no other person who dares to call a Taoist master a brother or brother except Li Bai!"
What the hell!
Li Bai is so good at bragging?And also called brothers and sisters with Taoist bigwigs?
The students were stunned.
Shen Ping continued: "After bidding farewell to Sima Chengzhen, Li Bai went to Anlu in northern Hunan Province. There was a woman in Anlu named Xu Ziyan, who was born in a family of officials and officials. Her grandfather was once a prime minister. In addition, Xu Ziyan's beautiful appearance, talent He is outstanding, and there are many people who come to ask for marriage. He has reached the age of marrying a wife. Under the help of Meng Haoran, Li Bai used his talent to impress Xu Ziyan successfully. Scholars at that time envied Li Bai very much, but the difference is that Li Bai entered Xu's family."
Li Bai into Xu's family?
Sun Qianlong, who was sitting at the back of the classroom, suddenly became furious, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Why am I talking nonsense? I have sufficient evidence!" Shen Ping responded calmly.
Kang Xue and the others outside the classroom were also confused, and the students couldn't believe that the majestic poet was married. After all, the knowledge received from childhood, the chic and elegant poetry, has been deeply ingrained.
"What evidence do you have? I don't believe you can tell!" Sun Qianlong became even more angry.
Shen Ping sneered.
I will say something without evidence?Next, let's see how my buddy slaps you in the face!
Xu Ziyan's name is real. She is indeed Li Bai's wife and gave birth to two children for Li Bai.In addition: When the author Jun checked the information and found Xu Ziyan, he couldn't help but think of "Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke". From this point of view, Li Bai's mother-in-law should really be named according to the name of the incense burner?
And Li Bai's father-in-law should also be a domineering romantic figure?Elegant and graceful, agile, can fly straight down three thousand feet, and white clothes are better than snow, making people dazzled and shocked, so it is suspected that the Milky Way falls nine days?Hmm, or maybe, Li Bai's father-in-law's name is Lushan Mountain, Xiaozi Waterfall, and his name is Qianchuan?
Also, I always feel that the relationship between Li Bai and his father-in-law is not very good...
(End of this chapter)
I didn't bother to pay attention to Sun Qianlong's contemptuous and disdainful eyes.
Shen Ping looked calm, and said: "When he was 17 years old, Li Bai worshiped a hermit named Dong Yanzi as his teacher. This Dong Yanzi was good at vertical and horizontal studies. A few years later, when Li Bai was in his 20s, he felt that although he lived in seclusion, he felt that he should find a formal job when he was old, find a beautiful wife, and give birth to a few fat babies. I set a small goal: to be a prime minister of the Tang Dynasty for fun first, and then reluctantly become the emperor's teacher, and when I get old, I will live in seclusion and cultivate immortals, and return to the fairy world to continue to be a fairy."
What the hell?
How about being a prime minister of the Tang Dynasty first?
No matter how hard it is to be the emperor's teacher?
You, a man in your 20s who has achieved nothing, has no job, and can't even find a wife, still wants to be the emperor's teacher?
Why don't you go to heaven?
Qian Duoduo and Wu Ran were speechless.
Many students in the classroom couldn't help laughing.
Is this still the free and easy poet Li Bai in their hearts?How does this look like a lively sophomore in middle school!
"But Li Bai is not an ordinary person. Although his family was a businessman at the bottom of the society at that time, with no background or status, he has one thing that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty has..." Shen Ping looked at the more than 50 students in the classroom and said. : "That's his talent!"
Talent?
Li Bai's talent?
Many students nodded subconsciously. Throughout the ages, only Li Bai can be called the Immortal of Poetry.
"Li Bai went down the mountain and passed Yuzhou (now Chongqing City). I heard that Li Yong, the governor of Yuzhou, was here. Li Yong was a popular calligrapher and writer in the Tang Dynasty. Such a big V, who has ambitions? Young people don’t want to take advantage of his popularity and attract a wave of traffic? Li Bai is no exception. The first time he saw Li Bai, he was shocked, because Li Bai’s eyes were so bright that they were as bright as the rising sun, which made people dare not look at him. At that time, Li Bai I was stunned in my heart, such a strong pretentious light!"
Shen Ping paused, then continued: "Li Bai is obviously also pretending to be aggressive. After seeing Li Yong, he introduced it eloquently. The general idea is that I have read books and learned swordsmanship since I was a child. Participating in the composition competition without losing a single time, he is also called Xiao Sima Xiangru by many well-known scholars.If you recommend me to the imperial court, I will definitely be able to assist the king and establish immortal achievements..."
The students laughed out loud.
Sun Qianlong, who was sitting at the back of the classroom, was full of contempt.
Shen Ping said with a smile: "As a result, Li Yong didn't respond at all, Li Bai was still thinking "This is very embarrassing, is the cowhide blown out?" "But he didn't know that Li Yong, who is called Li Beihai by the world, is a person who likes to pretend, and the last thing he wants to see is someone who is even more pretending than him! And Li Bai brags desperately that he is as good as he is. How awesome, as if he had practiced his eloquence in an MLM organization. Li Yong kicked him out at that time, and Li Bai made fun of himself, saying to himself: "How about a red-hot and purple-faced writer?How narrow-minded! "
The classroom was extremely quiet, and everyone was listening to Shen Ping's lecture.
"A few days later, Li Bai entrusted someone to send a letter to Li Yong, which contained a poem "Shang Li Yong", which read: "One day the great roc rises with the same wind, and it soars up to [-] li.If the wind breaks down, it can still shake the dark water.People in the world sneered at me when they saw me, and when they heard Yu's big words.Xuan's father can still be afraid of future generations, and his husband should not be young. Shen Ping looked at the students in the classroom and asked with a smile: "Students know this poem, what should it be translated into modern Internet buzzwords?"
The students in the classroom have face-to-face devices, and they don't know how to translate it into a modern Internet buzzword.
As a result, Shen Ping's next sentence made the students burst into laughter!
"Today you ignore me, but tomorrow I will let you down!" Shen Ping glanced at everyone, and said this sentence lightly.
Students in the classroom: "Hahahaha!"
Kang Xue, Qian Duoduo, Wu Ran and others outside the classroom also laughed, this little teacher Shen!
Shen Ping smiled and continued to narrate Li Bai's life, "Li Bai heard that there was a Taoist priest named Sima Chengzhen who was summoned many times by Empress Wu Zetian and Tang Ruizong. Li Bai went to visit him. At this time, Sima Chengzhen was already an old man with white hair and white eyebrows. Beside Chengzhen, as if treating his own peers, they chatted freely, Sima Chengzhen saw that Li Bai was bold and unrestrained, he liked it very much, and couldn't help but praise: Young man, I think you have a very good bone, very suitable for cultivating immortals with me, My mind wanders to eight extremes!"
The bones are strange?Cultivate immortals together?
More than 50 students couldn't help laughing when they heard the word Xiuxian.
However, Shen Ping said solemnly: "Li Bai is a person who cannot stand compliments. Once others praise him, he will float away. Immediately, he was so excited that he wrote a long poem called "Ode to a Rare Bird", which described himself Compared with Dapeng, Sima Chengzhen is a rare bird. The article uses a large space to vividly describe a Dapeng (Li Bai) who is different from ordinary birds, with lofty aspirations and broad minds, until he meets a rare bird (Sima Chengzhen) who understands him. ), and the two of them spread their wings and soared together, traveling far and wide. There is no other person who dares to call a Taoist master a brother or brother except Li Bai!"
What the hell!
Li Bai is so good at bragging?And also called brothers and sisters with Taoist bigwigs?
The students were stunned.
Shen Ping continued: "After bidding farewell to Sima Chengzhen, Li Bai went to Anlu in northern Hunan Province. There was a woman in Anlu named Xu Ziyan, who was born in a family of officials and officials. Her grandfather was once a prime minister. In addition, Xu Ziyan's beautiful appearance, talent He is outstanding, and there are many people who come to ask for marriage. He has reached the age of marrying a wife. Under the help of Meng Haoran, Li Bai used his talent to impress Xu Ziyan successfully. Scholars at that time envied Li Bai very much, but the difference is that Li Bai entered Xu's family."
Li Bai into Xu's family?
Sun Qianlong, who was sitting at the back of the classroom, suddenly became furious, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Why am I talking nonsense? I have sufficient evidence!" Shen Ping responded calmly.
Kang Xue and the others outside the classroom were also confused, and the students couldn't believe that the majestic poet was married. After all, the knowledge received from childhood, the chic and elegant poetry, has been deeply ingrained.
"What evidence do you have? I don't believe you can tell!" Sun Qianlong became even more angry.
Shen Ping sneered.
I will say something without evidence?Next, let's see how my buddy slaps you in the face!
Xu Ziyan's name is real. She is indeed Li Bai's wife and gave birth to two children for Li Bai.In addition: When the author Jun checked the information and found Xu Ziyan, he couldn't help but think of "Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke". From this point of view, Li Bai's mother-in-law should really be named according to the name of the incense burner?
And Li Bai's father-in-law should also be a domineering romantic figure?Elegant and graceful, agile, can fly straight down three thousand feet, and white clothes are better than snow, making people dazzled and shocked, so it is suspected that the Milky Way falls nine days?Hmm, or maybe, Li Bai's father-in-law's name is Lushan Mountain, Xiaozi Waterfall, and his name is Qianchuan?
Also, I always feel that the relationship between Li Bai and his father-in-law is not very good...
(End of this chapter)
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