I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 140 Love Master Shen Ping? (This chapter has a lot of words)

As soon as this remark came out, more than 50 students in Class [-], Grade [-] were dumbfounded. Everyone's eyes were filled with shock, their eyeballs were about to pop out, and some female students even turned pale.

If they didn't know the horror of Shen Ping, the more than 50 students in Class [-] of Senior Three would have taken off their shoes and thrown them towards the podium.

I only saw that the expressions on the faces of many seniors were so wonderful that they wished to beat Shen Ping to death on the spot!

My goodness!

This bastard finally left, and now he was transferred back by the school leaders?The first sentence he said at the beginning of the meeting was that he would 'love' us fiercely from now on?
Is this love?This is a naked threat!

What love can compare to letting Shen Ping teach other classes?
God doesn't open his eyes!

Black smoke from the ancestral grave!

What the hell did our students in Class [-], Grade [-], meet such a teacher who swears that students who don't take the exam and cry will never give up!
"Hey!" Shen Ping sighed with some emotion. He looked at the more than 50 students in the classroom, and all the students were sitting in their seats shivering, not daring to speak.

"Students, please speak out loudly. This time, Teacher Xiao Shen was very excited and happy when she came back to Class [-], Grade [-]. Tell me, are you very excited and happy when you saw me for the first time?"

When talking about the last happy moment, Shen Ping deliberately emphasized the words and said the two words through his teeth. At the same time, he looked at all the students in the classroom with a serious look on his face.

His face was gloomy, but his eyes were full of expectation.

But the students below the podium were trembling involuntarily at this moment.

your sister!
Happy you sister!

We wish we never saw you again in this life!
But since they were no longer willing, but under Shen Ping's secret threat, they still lifted their heads weakly, with despair in their voices, and said in unison: "We are very excited, we are very happy!"

The expression on his face was twisted as if he had been severely beaten, full of grief and fear.

Hearing the voices of the students, Shen Ping laughed with satisfaction.

Without further ado, he started to talk about today's class. The class was relatively simple. According to the content in the textbook, he told it in a humorous way, which made the students laugh.

After the bell for the get out of class rang, Shen Ping happened to finish all the content of this class!

"Students, this is the end of a pleasant class. It's time for Teacher Xiao Shen to assign homework for everyone. Everyone should write it out carefully after school and give it to me tomorrow morning."

"Well, the expressions on everyone's faces are a bit strange, so I think you want to do your homework very much. Today's homework is very simple - through Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond", write an article about the moonlight in the lotus pond that belongs to you. color, requires a clear description and reaches the general literary level of the original text!"

Before the students raised their hands to object, Shen Ping nodded with a smile on his face, and wrote the content requirements for homework on the blackboard. The expressions of a group of third-year high school students who watched it changed drastically, and then they all despaired.

your sister!
Is this homework easy?
It is best for us not to assign homework!

More than 50 students in the class protested endlessly in their hearts, but they dared not speak out, so they could only accept their fate and accepted the homework.

Because this exam question Dharma king can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.

On the podium, Shen Ping looked at the whole classroom with a smile, looking at the adolescent boys and girls.

Very good, very good, very good!
"Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" is a modern lyrical prose. The article describes the beautiful scene of the moonlight in the lotus pond. It implicitly and euphemistically expresses the author's dissatisfaction with reality, longing for freedom, and wanting to transcend reality but unable. Thoughts and feelings have left for future generations the footprints of upright intellectuals in old China who wandered forward in suffering, entrusted the author with a kind of political thought yearning for the future, and also entrusted the author's love for the moonlight in the lotus pond! Today your The homework is to write an article that expresses the same idea as "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond", but only half of Mr. Zhu Ziqing's level is required, do you understand?"

Just after Shen Ping's words fell, a group of students under the podium seemed to be looking at the devil, with endless fear!
That was the look in the eyes of the most terrifying big devil in the world!

The students in Class [-], Grade [-], are in despair!
At this moment, they thought of the appearance of Shen Ping giving them questions in the second year of high school, every monthly exam, and the final exam of the second year of high school.

Then everyone rubbed their eyes and felt like there was sand in their eyes.

"Everyone must write well, otherwise Mr. Xiao Shen will consider visiting home."

There was a faint smile on the corner of Shen Ping's mouth.

He thinks his smile is very gentle, but in the eyes of the students, it is a devil's smile.

To write a lyric essay that reaches the general level of "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond", but also to achieve thoughts and feelings that are dissatisfied with reality and yearn for freedom?

Is this what us senior high school students should do?

At this moment, they missed Fan Danqiu very much, the Fan Danqiu who often yelled that they didn't know how to study hard!
At this time, they realized that Fan Danqiu, who used to scare them, was actually the cutest and gentlest woman!
This really made a group of high school seniors desperate!
"Do you think this homework is easy?"

Seeing the mournful faces of the students below the podium, Shen Ping asked in surprise.

"Mr. Xiao Shen, is this too difficult? I would rather read, comprehend and recite the full text of "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" than write a composition that is half as good as Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond"!"

The representative of the Chinese class stood up and said, and most of the expressions on the faces of the rest of the students were the same.

"Are you sure?"

Shen Ping's face looked a little strange.

"Of course I'm sure." The representative of the Chinese class hesitated for a moment, then said.

"Then recite "The Tale of Genji". It's not a lot, just 54 volumes."

Shen Ping looked gloating, but his eyes were full of encouragement.

At this moment, the entire classroom was silent.

The Chinese class represented complete despair for the whole person, as if he had been hit by a bolt from the blue!
"The Tale of Genji"?
What the hell!The Tale of Genji has a total of 54 volumes, so how can you recite the whole text and understand the overall idea in it!

In contrast, writing an article related to "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" couldn't be easier!

Meeting such a Chinese teacher who exists like a big devil is really frustrating!

"Grandpa, grandson is calling you, grandpa, grandson is calling you!"

Shen Ping's phone rang, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be a call from Fatty Wei Guangming.

"Students, get out of class is over now." Shen Ping looked at the students in the classroom and said something, then walked out of the classroom quickly and picked up the phone, "Fatty, what happened?"

"Mr. Shen, I *&...*&..." Fatty's voice sounded over there, and he explained the general situation in detail.

Upon hearing this, Shen Ping was speechless, "I told you in the afternoon, don't go to date girls at this time, you have to wait until the girl is off work, and the time is set at the time when the girl just got off work, when you make an appointment Don't just ask the girl alone, be sure to call her best friend! You say you have a face as wide as the Pacific Ocean, what are you doing in a suit and tie, what else does the program dog have besides a little money?!"

"Teacher Xiao Shen, what should I do now?" The fat man asked hesitantly on the other end of the phone.

"What should I do? It's very simple! Haven't you heard a word? You and I have no chance at all, and it's all up to me." Shen Ping complained angrily, and then said: "Learn to create topics first, Try to understand each other's preferences and daily habits, so as to narrow the distance between you and the girl, and then wait for the next meeting and date. Have you ever seen a spider weaving a web? The relationship between a man and a woman is a spider weaving a web. Slowly weave the silk web, until the day of success begins, you must learn to wait patiently for the worm to be covered in the spider web, and you are the spider now."

The fat man was silent on the other end, and then asked: "Then can you tell me, can I catch her?"

"Chasing girls is a science, and the difficulty of this subject is no less difficult than teaching students Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry, and Biogeography. The most important thing is that even if you are proficient in chasing girls, you must also consider the issue of probability. You have to know that times are changing, and girls' requirements and sense of security for love partners will also change. Only by knowing what girls want can we not be short of girls." Shen Ping said seriously.

The fat man said regretfully: "But I still don't know what Yang Li needs..."

"I saw Yang Li's photos and knew her family situation. A single-parent family means that this girl has a little inferiority complex, but she is self-reliant and self-reliant in front of outsiders. What you have to do is to encourage her and let her reveal For my own concerns, I can start from her childhood experience and so on, penetrate her self-reliance and self-improvement, and pierce her little inferiority complex." Shen Ping paused, and continued: "Her face... well, it's quite gorgeous , in short, you can infer a person's temperament from her face and clothing, because eyes and appearance can reflect a person's state of mind the fastest..."

The fat man asked cautiously.

"..." Shen Ping's head was full of black lines, and he asked solemnly: "I will test you on the debut question, do you know what to talk about when chatting with girls?"

The fat man hesitated and replied, "About work? What she likes?"

Hearing this, Shen Ping was a little speechless, "It's nothing to talk about these basic things, but it must be novel and funny during the chatting process, so we should do more when chatting. Prepare……"

"Will this be too deliberate?" The fat man hesitated. "And even if I do something I'm not good at, what should I do if I reveal my secrets in the future? Mr. Xiao Shen, I really like this girl, and I don't like the shameless way of chatting."

"Do you know why girls always ask for a garage when they talk about marriage?"

"Because women nowadays are too realistic."

Hearing this, Shen Ping laughed, "You don't need to be sarcastic about other girls if you can't catch them. The girl's request is just a condition, you don't have to agree to it, either change to another girl, or stay single for the rest of your life. What's more What's more, not all girls require cars and houses, and there are also many women who simply want to have a good relationship. If the relationship is not good, the girls will have separated long ago. Otherwise, why do girls talk about ex-boyfriends one by one? What about the scumbag?"

"Mr. Shen, I'm curious, have you ever been in a relationship?" Wei Guangming asked curiously.

"...Still chatting? Can we still have a good chat?" Shen Ping rolled his eyes on the phone, "I'm single because I'm good, it has nothing to do with knowing girls, and if you want to chase That Yang Li, just listen to me."

"Okay, I listen to you."

When Yang Li was mentioned, Wei Guangming directly agreed.

"Let's chat on WeChat later to make the girl curious about you, which means you have to be a little mysterious. Then after the chat is over, tell the girl that a new restaurant has recently opened, and the stir-fried vegetables in it are very delicious." Shen Ping thought for a while, "The name of the store is the Scottish Flirting Hotel. The stewed noodles in it are free, very delicious, but a bit salty, so you must avoid stewed noodles when ordering."

After a pause, Shen Ping continued: "Call her best friend, you first convince her best friend, and then when you arrive at the restaurant, find something to talk about before the food is served, so Yang Li and her best friend must have a good chat. "

"What topic can they talk about happily?" Wei Guangming asked hesitantly.

Shen Ping rolled his eyes and said: "Just find a topic, try it out during the chat. That's the way a man and a woman fall in love, that is, to constantly test each other. What a man wants is liking, and only when both parties are satisfied can they be together. "

"Why do you say that, why are men so tired when picking up girls?" Wei Guangming said.

Shen Ping snorted and smiled, "As a Diaosi, you must have the awareness of Diaosi, because you are a program dog with a little money, but your little money is nothing in the capital city of Nuoda. If you are not handsome, you will not be able to attract women, you can only chase after them. But if you are handsome, you will know how active girls in modern society are. In modern society, men at the bottom of society, when facing love , to be ranked behind the foreign devils."

After a pause, Shen Ping continued: "Now I will give you two choices, one is to accept the reality and live a single life on November 11th every year in the future, and the second choice is to give it to your sister on November 11th every year in the future Empty your cart, it's pretty miserable anyway, pick one for yourself."

　The number of words in this chapter is a bit long, equivalent to two to three chapters by other authors. This will also be the case for every chapter update in the future. If I write the next chapter now, the number of words will be even more than this chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)