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Chapter 141 Teacher Xiao Shen's Future Object?
"Then what if you don't know how to chat?" The fat man asked hesitantly.

Shen Ping raised his eyebrows, "Please give an example."

"For example, when you meet different types of girlfriends, some are fat, some are thin, some are gentle or carefree, how should you praise them at this time?"

"A thin and slender girl who looks good when she runs, looks good when she sits down, looks good when she talks, looks good when her hair is wet on her shoulders, and looks good when her eyes are closed and the sun shines on her face through the leaves. Why? What? Because stretching gracefully like a swan neck!"

"Then if it's a fat woman, would you think it looks good?" the fat man asked curiously.

Shen Ping smiled, "A plump woman? Then when the skin lights up under the sun, it will be gorgeous."

"What about women with dimples?" the fat man asked again.

Shen Ping returned, "A girl with dimples, when she smiles, all the wind in the mountains and plains will disappear."

"What if you have freckles?" the fat man asked again.

Shen Ping returned, "Then you have to praise her for being so beautiful that she shines, God cast a faint shadow on the corners of her eyes and nose."

"In short, in this world, every girl has her own way of being beautiful."

"Some beautiful eyes are cold, as if the whole season's snow has melted in her eyes; some are naturally soft, and when you walk towards her, it's like touching a cloud; A faint fragrance is produced, and the three are in the sky and rain suddenly in the sky."

The fat man was already stunned by Shen Ping's eloquence, and immediately asked: "Mr. Shen, what if the girl is not pretty?"

"There is no girl who is not beautiful, because she was born so beautiful that it doesn't make sense."

……

Fatty was shocked.

He once thought about how to describe it when he met different women in the future.

I have been troubled by this for a long time.

But now, it was easily analyzed by Shen Ping.

He was silent on the other end of the phone for a long time, and after a while, he asked, "Then Mrs. Shen, what if Yang Li doesn't feel for me?"

"You have to know that although a woman doesn't like a man, she will get used to his care, his concern, and his faint vinegar smell. Although there may be situations where she doesn't feel it, the feeling can be cultivated. This kind of Cultivation can be cultivated. When you get used to having someone with you for a long time, you will subtly turn the other person's hobbies and shortcomings into your own hobbies and shortcomings. Therefore, many men try their best to treat their women well in the early stages of their relationship. For this reason, if you put your hobbies and shortcomings on a woman, then the other party will not leave easily, once he leaves, the man will become a 'scumbag'!" Shen Ping explained with a smile.

The fat man hurriedly asked: "You mean, in the process of pursuing Yang Li, I should show my advantages like other men, so that Yang Li can get used to my existence?"

"No, no, no!" Shen Ping shook his head and said, "Pursuit is an exclusive term for handsome guys and rich people. People like you who have no money in the capital city, are stupid and can't speak, are called dicks, so they don't deserve to be called dicks." Pursuit, but licking the dog, I have read a lot of news, licking the dog, licking the dog, licking everything in the end."

After talking about the next dog-licking steps, Shen Ping hung up the phone.

He really has no experience in dating. He has liked many girls since he was a child, but most of them were secret loves. Apart from being relatively timid, it was also the reason why he put too much emphasis on studying when he was in school.

He still clearly remembers that when he was in the third year of high school and three or four days before the college entrance examination, he was about to confess to a girl in the same class he liked, but was cut off by another boy halfway and successfully held hands, which made him lament for a long time. I failed, and was scolded for a long time by my mother who was a teacher in Shanghai at home. I was ruthlessly deprived of even the opportunity to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses during that summer vacation...

Since then, he has no interest in love. In Shen Ping's subconscious mind, falling in love is a sad thing. He even thought that if he didn't like that girl back then, he would be It's not that you can be admitted to a better university and embark on a different life path.

"Shen Ping, Shen Ping, this is my mother's phone number, answer it quickly, this is my mother's phone number, answer it quickly..."

Recalling the regretful past, Shen Ping sighed, and was about to go back to the office to wait for Fan Danqiu to finish his get out of class, and then went back to the community together, but he heard a different cell phone ringtone.

Don't think about it, it must have been called by my mother. My mother recorded the ringtone and used it as his mobile phone ringtone.

Take a deep breath.

Shen Ping took out his mobile phone, his mother's phone is not so easy to answer, answering the phone means accepting her indiscriminate bombardment.

After pressing the answer button, the other end of the phone was full of chattering voices, which was extremely noisy.

The deafening sound frightened Shen Ping's eardrums to the point of piercing. He fixed his ears and guessed that there were dozens of people, and the surrounding area was extremely noisy.

The mother's voice sounded from the other end, and she said in a joyful tone: "Shen Ping, I didn't get through to your cell phone just now. Mom is fine and just wants to hear your voice."

Hearing the voice, Shen Ping saw that apart from his mother, there were many Nanhe dialects around, and the voices were all very familiar, "Mom, are you back to the village in Nanhe Province?"

It is around six o'clock in the afternoon, and it is the time when the sun is about to set in Nanhe Province. At this time, people are basically ready to cook. Shen Ping went to school there when he was a child and lived there for many years, so he is very familiar with the rhythm of life there.

"Yo, little Shen Ping's phone number!"

"He's teaching senior high school in Beijing right now?"

"Isn't that right! I was a bad and oily guy when I was a child, but I didn't expect to be so good now!"

"That's right, when I was a child, I burned the school desk, and the angry teacher patted the desk. If it weren't for your grandfather who was a doctor with a radius of tens of miles for generations, the labor and management would definitely fire you!"

"Expulsion will definitely not happen. The old people and middle-aged men and women in these ten miles and eight villages are not all the students taught by Xiao Shenping's grandmother and the women of their family. They are more or less respectful. "

"At the end of the Qing Dynasty, his family's ancestors began to study medicine, and it has been four or five generations. As for teachers, it has been passed down to the fourth generation. Xiao Shenping's generation is basically a master's doctor, and Xiao Shenping's education is the same. It’s the lowest, and I won’t study after finishing my undergraduate degree.”

On the other end of the phone, a familiar Nanhe accent sounded.

Shen Ping was covered with black lines on the phone, but he didn't dare to speak, and carefully listened to the communication of the elders.

On the other end of the phone, my mother said in a low-key way: "My family, Shen Ping, failed in the college entrance examination. He only got 672 points in the college entrance examination and could only get a 985. Unlike his cousin, who passed the college entrance examination to Peking University and then passed the exam. Baoyan. As you all know, Shen Ping has never lived up to expectations since he was a child! Besides, I don’t like to mention him to others. He is the most unpromising person in the family. (Note 1)” In fact, that’s the truth , Shen Ping’s grandfather’s family paid more attention to education. Even in the dark age after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, they secretly let the children study, and then successfully became the only college student in the whole town. Later, there were more and more people. Going to university is to be promising. When you get three, two, and one, and finally when Shen Ping is the same age, you can only earn a living if you pass 985 or 211. Graduate students can be called promising, so Shen Ping, who graduated from Beijing Normal University After Ping graduated, he never went back.

Why don't you go back?

Sister, brothers and sisters of the same generation at home, one is more perverted than the other, standing in front of ordinary people with his education is okay, but standing in front of brothers and sisters of the same generation, he is instantly turned into scum.

An old man on the other end of the phone said, "Little Shenping is now staying in the capital city. You tell him that next time you go back to the village, you don't have to go to the field to steal sweet potatoes and watermelons. Second grandpa will give them to him."

In addition to this distant relative who can be called the second grandfather, there is an old lady's voice saying: "Mother Shen Ping, Xiao Shen Ping has just graduated from university and has not had time to find a partner, right? I have a grand-niece with a master's degree. It’s also pretty good. I opened a small company in Zhengzhou, but my age is two years older than Xiao Shenping. Look, how about I go to the other party’s house and ask for a contact information, so that the two young people can communicate more? ( Note 2)"

My mother immediately began to pretend, "I'm a bit old, my Shen Ping is only 24 years old, and the pig and chicken zodiac signs don't match, right?"

The old lady said: "The chicken matches the pig, that is, the woman is two years older than Xiao Shenping, and the sophomore girl is full of gold. If you get married, you will have a happy life and more and more money."

The distant relative named Second Grandpa said, "It's still early, and Xiao Shenping is only 24 years old. Let's talk about this in two years. Now I just graduated from university and teach well. Relationship matters should come naturally."

The sound is getting smaller and smaller.

My mother seemed to have stepped aside, and the surroundings became quiet.

Only then did Shen Ping breathe a sigh of relief, and immediately asked, "Mom, when did you go back, and what happened in your hometown?"

My mother snorted, "I can't bear to look at your father's stinky face every day in Shanghai, why don't you come back and have a look?"

"Of course, of course! You are the most beautiful woman in my heart. Your mood is more important than God. You have retired. It's time to rest at home. Like my second grandfather, I chased you with a stick when I was young. Half of my village is now able to take the initiative to speak for me, it's because of your face."

My mother immediately smiled when she heard the words, and said: "My son is still sweet! Our family used to be a landlord, and we were often bullied by people in the village. Later, if your uncles and cousins ​​were not admitted to college, each of them would be successful. , how can there be the best big family in the village now."

"Yeah, mom, you're right!" Shen Ping quickly responded.

The mother's voice rang again on the other end of the phone, "But when it comes to dating, son, do you have a girl you like? If not, you can consider communicating with that niece and granddaughter. She has a master's degree anyway. I also opened a small company in Zhengzhou, not to mention the material life, even the children's education will be guaranteed in the future, or I will find someone to connect them?"

"I'm still young."

"You are 24 years old, you are not young anymore!"

"Then is there any suitable female teacher in your school?"

"Don't worry about this, I'll take care of it myself."

Shen Ping smiled awkwardly, he was already grown up, and there were many things that he couldn't tell his mother.

Of course he met a few suitable female teachers, such as Fan Danqiu and Ding Ruizhen from Beijing Normal University. It is a rich second generation with tens of billions or even hundreds of billions in his family, and the other is a professor at a young age. Can you see him who wants nothing?

impossible!

Impossible in this lifetime!

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(Note 1: The original words of my sixth aunt have not been changed. The background reason is: my cousin failed in the college entrance examination this year, and got 672 in the exam. She couldn't even rank in the top ten in their school. The first score in their school is a Little boy, with a score of 687, the terracotta warriors and horses that were originally arranged are gone, but my mother will take her back to Xi'an for a visit in two days.)
("Note 2: Miss blind date, hello, after your personal request, I will write your personal situation and ask everyone how your personal conditions are, oh, you probably haven't read this chapter yet, If you see this, please help me prove that my image and temperament are very similar to Teacher Xiao Shen, right?")
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