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Chapter 226 Don't Talk About Football
"Let me tell you about cross talk!" After Dong Ping finished speaking to Bai Jinqiang, he turned to the audience and said, "What else can you do besides cross talk?"

Bai Jinqiang chuckled and said, "You also talk about cross talk? It's very lively this time, the three of us will tell you a cross talk together."

Ye Xia suddenly said to Bai Jinqiang: "No, Brother Qiang, this cross talk has two of us talking about it."

Bai Jinqiang saw it and said, "Shall we talk? Okay!"

Dong Ping quit over there, and said the same to Bai Jinqiang: "This cross talk should be said between the two of us."

Bai Jinqiang pretended to be in trouble, and Ye Xia and Dong Ping had already quarreled.

Ye Xia said to Dong Ping: "Dong Ping, you're wrong, you're a football reporter, you talk about cross talk with Bai Jinqiang, don't you call yourself depraved?"

Dong Ping was also unambiguous: "Ye Xia, you are wrong, you are a famous football commentator, you talk about cross talk with Bai Jinqiang, don't you humiliate yourself?"

Ye Xia said: "You are destroying your future by talking about cross talk with Bai Jinqiang."

Dong Ping returned: "You talk about cross talk with Bai Jinqiang, that's called self-defeating martial arts."

Ye Xia yelled at Dong Ping: "You are a beast in clothes!"

Not to be outdone, Dong Ping yelled at Ye Xia: "You are not as good as a beast!"

Because Bai Jinqiang was standing between the two, although Ye Xia was yelling at Dong Ping, the audience seemed to be yelling at Bai Jinqiang.The same goes for Dong Ping, the two of them seem to be scolding Bai Jinqiang.

"Feed the dogs if you die."

"Your dog won't eat it."

The audience sitting under the stage was overjoyed when they saw the performance of the three people on the stage.

My God, this host's mouth is really poisonous.

Haha, I laughed so hard, Bai Jinqiang is so pitiful.

I'll go, these two were bullied by Bai Jinqiang...

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On stage

The scolding between Ye Xia and Dong Ping was all directed at Bai Jinqiang. Bai Jinqiang couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the two of them: "You guys are killing me. Why are you all coming at me? Let me ask, Why do you all want to talk about cross talk?"

Ye Xia and Dong Ping said together: "I can't get along anymore!"

Dong Ping continued: "Hey, I said Ye Xia, you are wrong. You are a famous football commentator. Your career is in full swing. You are notorious. You are famous all over the world. Why can't you get along?"

Bai Jinqiang was also puzzled and said, "It makes sense to ask."

Dong Ping added another sentence: "He is still the host of National Satellite TV. Let's be kind. Today, in front of the big guy, tell me, why can't you get along?"

Ye Xia said: "You don't know, on the surface we look pretty good, but in fact we have a lot of constraints. For example, I really studied the punishment regulations that came down recently, and found that there are only two things. can do."

Bai Jinqiang said, "Which two things?"

Ye Xia said: "One is writing a book, and the other is talking about cross talk. By the way, Dong Ping, why do you want to talk about cross talk as a big reporter? You should talk about it in front of everyone today."

Bai Jinqiang also echoed: "Yes, you can also talk about it."

Dong Ping said with a bitter face: "Oh, it's hard to describe in one word, it's too much to write. Nowadays, no one reads this football, no one buys newspapers, no one wants manuscripts...no one picks up the lost passbook."

Ye Xia and Bai Jinqiang shouted together: "Let's pick it up."

Dong Pingsheng said without love: "It's all overdrawn. Whoever picked it up, so you still have to bring me to talk about cross talk."

Bai Jinqiang said sympathetically, "With you?"

Ye Xia continued: "We still talk about the bitterness of the game. If we talk too much, the audience will be annoyed. If we talk too little, the audience will be sleepy. If we talk too much, the players will be unwilling. If we talk too lightly, the fans will be puzzled. In short, there is no such thing as this job." It's done. You take me to talk about cross talk."

Bai Jinqiang said easily: "It's nothing."

Ye Xia continued to complain: "Where else. Our living work consumes a lot of energy. As the old saying goes, you can't hurt yourself if you speak a thousand words a day. If you talk too much, it looks good on the outside, but everything is broken on the inside. A pot of braise and fire.”

Bai Jinqiang exclaimed: "It's all rotten like that? You suffer, you suffer too much."

Dong Ping next to him quit: "Don't jump to conclusions so easily, okay?"

Bai Jinqiang was puzzled: "Everyone is braised and roasted."

Dong Ping was so excited: "He has a pot of stewed stew, and I have a bowl of tofu nao here! We reporters not only need a thousand words for interviews, but also write manuscripts with thousands of words. A manuscript with three or four thousand words, A special edition of [-] to [-] words will be published in the newspaper the next day. Lighting a lamp to boil oil is a common thing, and it is possible to blow the lamp and pull out the wax. Look at how miserable we are.”

Bai Jinqiang felt a burst of sympathy again: "This is quite bitter."

Ye Xia said loudly, "I'm still suffering."

Dong Ping seemed to be fighting Ye Xia: "I'm still suffering."

Ye Xia continued: "I am Bitter Gourd."

Dong Ping replied, "I am Huang Lian."

Ye Xia said: "I'm so miserable that I'm already looking good. Look, I have forehead lines all over my face."

Bai Jinqiang couldn't take it anymore: "Wrinkles all over your face? Are you talking human?"

Dong Ping immediately hit: "It's hard to even speak Chinese badly. Look at me, I have crow's feet all over my body."

Bai Jinqiang was on the verge of collapse at this moment: "Oh, this earth is very dangerous, you two go back to Mars. What kind of virtue are you all?"

……

This tragic match between Ye Xia and Dong Ping, combined with the recent tragedy of Ye Xia and Dong Ping, once again made the audience laugh out loud.

On the stage, Ye Xia and Dong Ping were still arguing.

Ye Xia said: "You are a writer, talking about cross talk? Are you going to go crazy?"

Dong Ping returned: "You talk about football, talk about cross talk? Where do you suffer?"

Ye Xia continued to argue: "You're still right, we said that Qiu usually eats open meals. We are close relatives with those who talk about cross talk."

Dong Ping asked: "A close relative?"

Ye Xia and Bai Jinqiang hugged each other and said at the same time: "Yes!"

Dong Ping said as if suddenly enlightened: "Oh, no wonder Brother Qiang is stupid."

Bai Jinqiang pushed Ye Xia away: "Go! Is it plausible?"

Dong Ping said: "Ye Xia, let's be honest. You, Ye Xia, are talking about balls. That's good steel used on the blade."

Bai Jinqiang asked: "Then he wants to talk about cross talk?"

Dong Ping returned: "Why don't you use steel to fix the blade?"

Ye Xia continued to fight for it: "I will risk my life and I have to say this cross talk."

The corner of Dong Ping's mouth raised, and he said coquettishly: "If you say a thousand things and ten thousand things, we are good at writing and talking about cross talk."

Bai Jinqiang said: "Then why?"

Dong Ping dragged and said: "Because we can b~i~an~ make up, we can fool around! We wrote all those fake news and so on!"

Ye Xia was excited: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, learn from Dong Ping! Pay tribute to Dong Ping!"

Bai Jinqiang slapped his head: "What's wrong with you being crazy?"

Dong Ping also agreed: "It's over, I'm crazy again."

Dong Ping's self-defeating behavior once again turned the audience upside down, and the cheers and applause in the theater became one.

"I'll go, why didn't I find Dong Ping so talented before."

"Yeah, Dong Ping really made me laugh."

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(End of this chapter)