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Chapter 227 Talking about cross talk

Ye Xia made up his mind and said, "There are so many media outlets in the country. The daily production of fake news has caught up with the production of chemical fertilizers in our country."

Bai Jinqiang simply asked: "Oh, are these reporters writing fake news?"

Ye Xia continued: "Well, finally someone came forward and confessed, what a courage!"

Bai Jinqiang asked: "Where are so many fake news?"

Ye Xia continued: "You don't know, the common people said that nowadays if anyone who writes fake news will be shot, you line up all the reporters and shoot them, and if there are some wronged ones, you have to shoot them one by one. Go more than half."

Dong Ping weakly retorted: "It's not that exaggerated!"

Ye Xia said righteously: "Our cross talk is a real art. What kind of skill is making up fake news? We don't play with bad people."

Bai Jinqiang also agreed: "It makes sense, don't play with bad guys."

Dong Ping said confidently: "Bad people? Bad people are right. Didn't you hear Xu Qingrui's famous theory? There are no good people who talk about cross talk. Xu Qingrui just said a word when he saw me in the background."

Bai Jinqiang asked doubtfully, "Oh? What did you say?"

Dong Ping said proudly: "Look at this Dong Ping, he looks like a cross talk talker."

Bai Jinqiang quickly said: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll think about it. There are no good people who talk about cross talk, and you look like someone who talks about cross talk. Is this a compliment? Doesn't it mean that you are not a good person?"

Dong Ping said: "So, I am suitable for cross talk! Let's work together."

Seeing Bai Jinqiang hesitated, Ye Xia quickly said, "It's better for me to talk about cross talk."

Dong Ping said: "Ye Xia, I don't think you should argue with me on this issue, right? As for your appearance, Ye Xia is handsome and suave. Wherever you go, you can say that you have entered a lunatic asylum. Who can tell you?" Are you saying that you are not a good person?"

Bai Jinqiang nodded and said, "It makes sense, you look like a good person."

Ye Xia said unhappily: "What time is it now? Talking about a cross talk is judging people by their appearance. Teacher Xu Qingrui also said in the background just now, you should let Ye Xia talk about cross talk. He looks like a good person, but now, the most Bad people look like good people! I'm still bad."

Dong Ping said: "I'm still bad!"

Ye Xia refused to accept it and said: "How can you be so bad? The gold and jade are outside, and the rot is inside."

Dong Ping: "I have no conscience, I am heinous,"

Ye Xia: "I am full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, and I am full of male robbers and female prostitutes."

Dong Ping: "I kicked the widow's door, and I dug the grave of the dead family."

Ye Xia: "I have gone bad out of Asia, and gone bad to the world. The worst thing is me."

Seeing Ye Xia and Dong Ping coming again, Bai Jinqiang hurriedly said, "Don't hit me, don't hit me, look at me."

Ye Xia and Dong Ping saw Bai Jinqiang come to the middle to try to persuade them to fight, and Qiqi "spit" at Bai Jinqiang

Bai Jinqiang rubbed his face and said aggrievedly: "What do you guys eat for lunch?"

First they were miserable, and then they started to compare who was worse. Ye Xia and Dong Ping performed at a super level, and the laughter of the audience never stopped.

Seeing this situation, Xu Qingrui in the backstage didn't know where to put the worries in his heart. He couldn't help admiring Ye Xia and Dong Ping, especially Ye Xia. Not only did he master the rhythm very well, but the key This paragraph is also very well written.

Obviously, their performance this time has been considered a success. Of course, having watched the whole episode, he still looks forward to Dong Ping's performance. He knows that Dong Ping's burden is the climax of the whole work.

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On stage

Ye Xia said: "Dong Ping, don't make trouble, we still say that people who talk about balls are more suitable for cross talk, and people who talk about balls are good at burning and releasing their passion quickly in a short period of time, which is very close to the requirements of stage performances. You write Is it alright?"

Bai Jinqiang agreed, "I don't think so."

Dong Ping was dissatisfied and said: "Who said that? What kind of passion is burning? Isn't it just pretending to be crazy? I can also mobilize my burning passion for years!"

Bai Jinqiang said, "I really don't believe it."

Ye Xia echoed, "I don't believe it either."

Dong Ping: "Don't believe me? Then I will come?"

Bai Jinqiang yelled, "Come on."

Dong Ping was a little moved and said, "Really?"

Bai Jinqiang said decisively: "Come."

The audience was also tickled by Dong Ping's voice. It seemed that Dong Ping was going to make a big move. We all know that we should have reached the climax stage.

"Damn it, what is Dong Ping doing?"

"Yeah, why does it feel like luck."

"Ouch, this is a big move"

"Hurry up, don't blot the ink!"

Ye Xia and Bai Jinqiang on the stage couldn't help seeing Dong Ping working there for a long time.

Bai Jinqiang was the first to say, "What's wrong with you?"

Ye Xia immediately replied, "Are you constipated?"

Dong Ping said solemnly: "Cross talk is precious, and the price of life is even higher. I want to give the audience with a weak heart a little time to leave the stage early."

Platinum said strongly: "No, you come."

Ye Xia also said with contempt: "It's too exaggerated."

Dong Ping's performance of luck completely lost the appetite of the audience. Seeing some out-of-control postures, Dong Ping did not continue to put on airs.

After I was fully prepared, I suddenly said: "Baggage, okay, shake it off, and make him laugh... (Harshly) Hey-cross talk! Cross talk! Cross talk!

Xu Qingrui has made meritorious service, Xu Qingrui has made meritorious service, don't give Xiaopin any chance!A great folk artist who has inherited the glorious tradition of Chinese cross talk, Ma Baolin, Liu Sanli, and Xu Baorui are possessed by their souls at this moment!
Xu Qingrui is alone, he represents the long history and tradition of Chinese cross talk, at this moment, he is not alone, he is not alone! "

As soon as Dong Ping's part came out, the audience was completely ignited. The applause was so enthusiastic that the roof of the theater in this exhibition hall was about to be overturned. Even if the audience applauded and applauded, they could hear clearly.

"Oh, Dong Ping's paragraph is too fierce."

"Damn it, it feels like he's even better than Ye Xia in terms of explosive power."

"Haha, I'm so funny, hey!~~ Cross talk, cross talk, cross talk is so fucking amazing."

"I'm getting goosebumps, but this is so fucking good."

on the stage!
Bai Jinqiang also booed: Dong Ping (the applause is too warm). Standing on this stage, Dong Ping is facing the eyes and expectations of cross talk fans across the country. Ting Yuezhai has performed in front of only one audience many times in history. Dong Ping is well aware of this, can he still face these people calmly? What will happen to him after 10 minutes?
The audience calmed down a little while Bai Jinqiang said this, but Dong Ping went crazy again.

Dong Ping suddenly shouted: "Applause!

The show was a success!
Dong Ping won!
Eliminate the football commentator!

It's not the first time he has played in the theater of the exhibition hall, the great Dong Ping!

Great cameo by the comedian!

Happy birthday Bai Jinqiang today! ! ! "

Bai Jinqiang couldn't laugh or cry: "What's the matter with me here?"

Dong Ping continued to go crazy: "Long live Tingyue Zhai!"

Bai Jinqiang persuaded: "It's okay, it's okay."

Panting heavily, Dong Ping shouted hoarsely: "Victory belongs to Dong Ping."

At this time, Dong Ping suddenly noticed that Ye Xia was looking at him coldly, feeling that the atmosphere was not right.

The audience was unkindly happy again. Seeing Ye Xia's face was so dark that it was frightening, they couldn't help being happy:
"Oh, I'm so funny. It was Ye Xia who teased others before, but Dong Ping actually made fun of him today."

"Hahaha, this paragraph is too funny, I can't do it anymore, I burst into tears from laughing."

"This Dong Ping'ao finally came to his senses, the person involved is still on stage."

"Dong Ping's talk was so hilarious, he actually forgot about Ye Xia."

"Haha, Dong Ping finally found out, let's see how he ends up now!"

On the stage!

Seeing Ye Xia's expression, Dong Ping couldn't help lowering his voice:
"Victory belongs to Ye Xia?"

Ye Xia still looked at Dong Ping coldly, Dong Ping saw that Ye Xia didn't make a sound, and cried out in shock:
"Belongs to Ji Bingyan!!!"

Bai Jinqiang covered Dong Ping's mouth, and hurriedly said: "Hey! Hey! Shut up! Return Ji Bingyan? It's okay, okay, you really have passion."

On the stage, Ye Xia couldn't bear it anymore!

At this time, Ye Xia pretended to be angry and ran towards Dong Ping. Dong Ping looked at the audience with an aggrieved expression.

Ye Xia, who was stopped by Bai Jinqiang, said angrily: "What kind of thing is this? Who did you learn from?"

Dong Ping whispered with an aggrieved look, "That's what the reports say."

Ye Xia saw that Bai Jinqiang was still blocking him, and said sarcastically, "Are you still beautiful? Is this called cross talk? Isn't this crazy? Are you planning to apologize to the audience after listening to Yue Zhai?

(Shouting in the direction of the backstage) Xu Qingrui! ~ You are not mixed?Are you planning to stop the show?I heard that the bonus for the [-]th anniversary of Yuezhai was lost after such a toss!Later, someone will sue you for betting on cross talk! "

Bai Jinqiang and Dong Ping said at the same time: "Betting on cross talk?"

Ye Xia continued: "Sooner or later someone will accuse you of using cross talk to provoke international relations and cause diplomatic disputes!"

Bai Jinqiang stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat and said, "No, it's not such a big crime. Calm down, he's really good, and he's acting pretty well."

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(End of this chapter)