Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 146 Facts have proved that money can really do whatever it wants.

Wu Xue invited Gu Tao to dinner at noon. Based on the principle that everyone must be together when someone treats guests, he brought Weiwei and the six sons with him. After passing by, he found that the two brothers and sisters of the He family had arrived before them. Miss He San added Miss Xin, the two female villains in H City are complete.

Fortunately, the identities of the sixth son are different now, because of Gu Tao's relationship, she has risen a generation out of thin air. In her words, she disdains to be as knowledgeable as the younger generation...

"Let me toast to everyone first. I lost a few people yesterday. If it weren't for you, I really don't know how it would end."

The place where she was treating her guests was not a splendid restaurant, but a small restaurant hidden in a small manor. From the window, you could see geese wandering in the pond, and you could also see the most rustic kind of dogs. Wandering in the fields, the atmosphere is quite good, and judging from the sophistication of the dishes, the prices here are probably not [-] lower than the crowd. It is considered a very high-end restaurant.

"Instructor Gu, I told my little sister yesterday, but I don't want to be a student, I want to be an instructor."

After the wine was finished and seated, He Yuxiang grabbed Gu Tao's sleeve and whispered to him, and seeing the two of them being so affectionate, the six sons pulled Gu Tao away and pointed at He Yuxiang: "I warn you, gay. "

He Yuxiang has a good temper, he stood up with a smile and raised his glass: "Liu Zi, don't you miss the past too much?"

"Bullshit, when did I have an old relationship with you?" Liu Zi spat and pointed at Gu Tao: "My man is here, if you talk nonsense, your mouth will be torn apart."

"It's okay." Gu Tao waved his hand: "This bitch is quite reliable."

"Praise me, praise me, don't be a bitch."

He Yuxiang gave Gu Tao a sideways glance, which was a bit coquettish, and Liu Zi and Weiwei shuddered at the same time, while Miss He San was beside her with a dark face, pressed He Yuxiang on the seat, cleared her throat and whispered He said to Gu Tao: "Instructor, although my brother is a bit weak in fighting, his ghost skills are not as good as his master, and even instructor Xin is inferior to him, and he has been a top student since he was a child. Isn't there a shortage of cultural teachers in the base now? He can I did it. It’s a good deal to do two jobs for one salary.”

"What do you call a weak chicken? I'm a liberal arts student." He Yuxiang waved his hand: "I didn't learn to use rough kung fu in the first place."

"Isn't that a weakling?" He San rolled her eyes at her brother, and then said to Gu Tao: "My dad doesn't want him to run around anymore, so..."

"Even if he is a weakling, beating you young couple is still a joke." Gu Tao said with a smile: "The instructor is the instructor, but let him keep a low profile and don't steal Xin Chen's limelight, or he will be beaten."

"That is, that is, Xin Wangba...No one can take away Xin Chen's limelight." He Yuxiang realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly changed his words: "Then it's settled, I will go there with Xiao Saner on Monday ?”

"Okay." Gu Tao nodded: "I just accepted a group of children here, you can see when the time comes and see which ones are suitable to follow you."

He Yuxiang was stunned for a moment: "Science requires a solid foundation, and liberal arts requires understanding. Those who do not have understanding can only be at the level of a fortune teller for the rest of their lives."

"Isn't this for you to pick?" Gu Tao waved his hand, picked up all the sauced duck necks and put them in Weiwei's bowl, and then put a big chicken leg in Liuzi's bowl: "Huh? Don't wait until you come. ah?"

"He dares to play a fart." He Yuxiang snorted coldly, then pointed to the duck neck in Weiwei's bowl: "You know I like this..."

"Are you going to be shameless and grab a pretty girl?"

"All right, all right, you're good." He Yuxiang put down his chopsticks angrily, "I'm not as knowledgeable as you."

And Weiwei blushed by the side. After all, He Yuxiang was still unfamiliar to her. Now that he said such things in front of her face, she was really embarrassed, but she couldn't pinch it back to him, so she could only be low. I wanted to laugh but I was too embarrassed to laugh.

At this time, Wu Xue, who had been left on the sidelines, coughed awkwardly, and after drawing everyone's attention to her, she said, "This time, I actually want to ask two people about my relatives. Condition."

"Oh, needless to say, someone lowered his head." He Yuxiang took a sip of the homemade rice wine: "If I'm not wrong, he should have been to Southeast Asia before, right?"

"Head down?" Gu Tao stroked his chin: "Can you explain?"

He Yuxiang glanced at Gu Tao contemptuously, cleared his throat and began to speak: "Dropping your head is actually a kind of witchcraft, like a combination of Gu and spells, usually because you offended someone. The one whose head was lowered, or who hooked up with the little girl over there, and abandoned it all the time. But if it has reached the point of eating the corpse, it should be hopeless."

Wu Xue said: "Is it hopeless?"

"Well, it's basically hopeless. But..." He Yuxiang coughed and smiled, "It depends on whether he has a predestined relationship with Buddha."

"My uncle said that if his son can be cured, he is willing to pay 3000 million yuan and a villa."

"Oh! What nonsense are you talking about?" He Yuxiang frowned and waved his hand: "How can a monk ask for your money?"

Gu Tao squinted at He Yuxiang and gave him a slightly higher look.

"However, if he is willing to add some incense, that would also be great."

Damn... cheated, this guy is a jerk.Gu Tao let out a pee in his heart.

"Good talk, good talk."

"Wait." Gu Tao crossed his arms: "Little San, handcuff your brother."

He San was taken aback, then nodded silently, and removed the metal ring that had previously handcuffed He Yuxiang from his waist: "Oh."

"Wait...wait, what do you mean?" He Yuxiang evaded his younger sister's capture and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with me and you want to handcuff me?"

"Little San, what should I do if I tell him to spread feudal superstition?"

"Detain for fifteen days and conduct ideological education."

"You're trying to cheat on others..." He Yuxiang finally came to his senses: "It's too much."

"Then do you count as a member of the base now?" Gu Tao crossed his arms: "I'm just asking if you count."

He Yuxiang thought for a while: "Forget it..."

"As a government official, he blatantly uses feudal superstition to amass money in public, Xiaosan, tell him what to do."

"Depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, the penalty is 7-15 years in prison, up to the death penalty."

"Wow... isn't it right to destroy relatives for the sake of justice?" He Yuxiang's face turned red with anger: "Is this what you teach in your base?"

"Otherwise? Don't beep, just ask if you still want the incense money?"

"Okay, you are ruthless. No more."

"Then what should I want?"

"Um……"

He Yuxiang looked up at Gu Tao, and Gu Tao rolled his eyes and coughed.

"Base construction costs?"

"Nice!" Gu Tao patted He Yuxiang on the shoulder: "This is a good comrade."

Wu Xue was watching these two people messing around. Anyway, she knew that the money must not be avoided. Whether it was incense money or construction fees, they were all so much anyway, and it didn't matter what name was used to give it.Moreover, her relationship with her uncle's family is not that good. When her father's business was about to go bankrupt, that uncle kicked them out in a decent manner.

As for why he wanted to help him this time, in fact, the old man was more concerned about the brotherhood, so he just let it go.As for how much he pays, that's not what Wu Xue is willing to control. Not only that, even if Gu Tao and the others decide not to pay a dime, Wu Xue will definitely persuade them to take the money. After all, isn't it normal for women to be cautious?

"Then let's go there in the afternoon." Gu Tao looked at his watch: "There are still a lot of things at the base, and it should be done in one night, right?"

"What are you going to do?" He Yuxiang frowned: "It's such a trivial matter, and we still need to be together? Then why don't you just call Xin Chen, is it necessary?"

"I'm mainly here to learn more." Gu Tao nodded heavily: "Be a recorder."

"That's up to you." After Gu Tao finished speaking, he turned to Liu Zi and Weiwei and said, "Come with me in the afternoon?"

"Fuck your grandma." The six curled their lips: "The film and television company doesn't want to register as a legal person? Don't want to be audited by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? I don't care about what you ordered."

To be honest, Gu Tao almost forgot about this, he scratched his head: "What about Weiwei? Do you want to play with me?"

"I want to help the sixth son, she is too busy." Weiwei smiled and shook her head: "You guys go."

"Hahahaha, there is really no meeting." He Yuxiang turned his head to look at He San, his eyes full of expectation: "San'er, you will come with me."

"No time." He San nodded, "I'm going shopping in the afternoon."

"Don't wait with that one!" He Yuxiang said with a grim expression, "I should kill him!"

"Brother, can you stop being so perverted! I'm already in my 20s, so I can't have my own life?"

"That's right." Liu Zi nodded deeply, "I think so too."

He Yuxiang wanted to kill her, but found that the light behind Gu Tao that had blown him away dimly lit up, he coughed, and sighed helplessly: "If you don't go, don't go...Why are you attacking me?"

"Because you're so cheap." He San snorted, pushed away the bowls and chopsticks, got up and walked out.

"Oh." The six sons spread out their hands: "Run away."

He Yuxiang's face turned livid for a while, then he shook his head in distress, and then clasped his fists at the people present: "I'm showing my ugliness, I'm showing my ugliness."

Wu Xue didn't mind, she already knew the characteristics of this kind of people, most of them were not as lonely and aloof as rumored, although it is not ruled out that there are such people, but the ratio is about the same as normal people.

"Actually..." Wu Xue paused for a while, and then continued after thinking for a while: "I have another merciless request."

"Huh? Unreasonably asking for extra money." Gu Tao just served himself a bowl of soup: "If you want He Yuxiang to sleep with you, you can give it away for free. He is a gift."

"Instructor Gu was joking." Wu Xue covered her mouth and laughed, "Young Master He has no shortage of pretty girls."

"What nonsense are you talking about, don't tease Buddhist disciples." He Yuxiang rolled his eyes: "It's okay for Instructor Gu to sleep with you, he is very promiscuous."

"I think you fucking want to die." The six sons picked up a bowl and were about to smash He Yuxiang: "Beep beep again, I will let Xinchen Beast come and kill you."

Wu Xue glanced at Gu Tao intentionally or unintentionally, and then said with a chuckle, "I want my relative to suffer a little bit more. Then I will give you an extra 1000 million base construction funds, which can be regarded as sponsorship."

"Oh?" Gu Tao looked into Wu Xue's eyes: "There is a story."

"Actually, it's not really a story, it's just that when I was in junior high school, I almost..." Wu Xue didn't say any more: "So I'm counting on you guys."

Well, this Gu Tao is understandable.Under normal circumstances, cousins ​​are the most dangerous creatures, especially high school cousins ​​who have a beautiful younger sister. They are dirty as high school students, and they have a little money and wanton, so... Gu Tao is understandable.So it was completely reasonable for Wu Xue to want to torment that guy.

"That's easy." He Yuxiang nodded: "I promise to make his life worse than death."

"Hold the grass, are you talking about what a Buddhist disciple said?" Gu Tao looked at He Yuxiang: "I thought you would say compassion."

"The vajra's glaring eyes subdue the four demons, and the Bodhisattva's low eyebrows make him merciful to the six realms." He Yuxiang pointed to himself: "I can be that vajra."

"Thank you." Wu Xue nodded slightly: "Actually, believe it or not, so far, I only regard the two of you as friends."

"Because I didn't stare at your chest?" Gu Tao glanced at her: "That's because my sixth son is older than you."

The six sons stepped on Gu Tao's instep, but they didn't step hard, and their expression was a little complacent.

Wu Xue covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing. Although Gu Tao's words were very vulgar, he was such a person, and what he said was the truth, without the involuntary hypocrisy.

"Okay, let's eat quickly, and then go and see how your cousin is doing." He Yuxiang shook his head: "As for me, I still have to practice, and things like men and women are just floating clouds, hell is not empty yet , Humans and demons are everywhere in the world.”

After eating, Wu Xue drove the two ancestors to the place where her uncle was.

Facts have proved that as long as you have money, you can live a comfortable life even in the tropical rainforest. They drove for two or three hours to arrive. At the beginning, it was really a mountainous area. that kind of place.But after turning a corner and entering a village, the whole world is different.There are neat rows of small villas, and the mobile phone is automatically connected to the public WIFI as soon as you enter the village. There is no dirty feeling like ordinary rural areas. Every household has a sense of wealth. Every household has at least one BMW.

"Wu Village." Wu Xue introduced with a smile: "The whole village has the surname Wu."

"Your village is fine, it's quite rich." He Yuxiang looked around: "Basically every family has at least a few million net worth."

"Well, most of the retired people live here, and the young people are all in the city." Wu Xue said unhurriedly: "This place is actually quite quiet. I will take you to my house first. "

The car turned into a small yard. After getting off the car, a big yellow dog came up to Wu Xue to flatter her. She patted the dog's head, smiled and said to Gu Tao: "This is Lao Huang, nicknamed Boss Huang. At home His status is higher than that of my father."

As he was talking, he saw a middle-aged man with a gloomy face walking out. He glanced at Wu Xue and then at Gu Tao and He Yuxiang behind Wu Xue, and left without saying a word.

Wu Xue frowned: "This is my fourth uncle. He probably borrowed money from my father after losing money in gambling."

His words did not attract the attention of Gu Tao and He Yuxiang, both of them turned around to look at the middle-aged man with only his back.

"There's something wrong with this guy." He Yuxiang sniffled: "Do you smell it? It smells like a corpse."

"It's more than just the smell of a corpse." Gu Tao withdrew his eyepiece: "His heartbeat is only ten beats per minute, and the ball would have died if put on a normal person."

"What are you talking about?" Wu Xue didn't hear what they said, and walked around in front of them and looked at the distant fourth uncle together: "What's wrong with my fourth uncle?"

"It's okay, let's go in first." He Yuxiang took a deep breath: "I smell Xiangxiang."

"Are you a dog?" Gu Tao glanced at him, "I didn't smell anything."

"Haha, that's amazing." Wu Xue laughed and said, "My mother knew I was coming back, so she prepared a stewed chicken. Let me tell you, her stewed chicken is a must."

(End of this chapter)