Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 147 I think autumn is a good season
In fact, from the attitude of Wu Xue and his family, it can be seen that their mother and daughter do not want to see her uncle's family very much. Not only did she not go there directly, but she took it home, and her mother was even more interesting, preparing a large table of dishes just like Chinese New Year
Not to mention, as Wu Xue said, the smell of the stewed chicken is really loud. Although the meal has not been served yet, I can already smell the meaty aroma of the thick oil and red sauce when I sit in the living room. No matter how good I eat at noon, my stomach The gluttons in the house are also eager to move.

The furnishings of Wu Xue's house are actually pretty good, but the things on the display shelves are a bit miscellaneous. From top to bottom, there are painted vases from the Qianlong period. Next to the vase is an antique pendulum clock. Under the pendulum clock is a carved jade. Next to the jade board is a two-meter-high wood carving of Brother Guan. Next to the wood carving is a cabinet full of figures of Saint Seiya and Gundam. The styles are extremely inconsistent.

"My dad loves this..."

Wu Xue saw that Gu Tao was looking at those figurines, and said with some embarrassment: "He spent a lot of money to get these things, I told him many times."

"Normal." Gu Tao turned around: "Men are always young."

While talking, Wu Xue's father slowly walked into the house from downstairs, followed by the big yellow dog boss who claims to be higher than him, looking at that appearance, no one would have thought that he was also a powerful hotel tycoon back then. He's just a retired township cadre, apart from being quite tall, there's nothing special about him, and he doesn't have the oppressive aura of Xu Santang.

"Dad, where did you go?"

Wu Xue went up to her and complained, "You still run out when there are guests at home."

"Your fourth uncle... Alas." The old man shook his head, came to sit on the sofa, looked up and down Gu Tao who was reading through his book collection, and He Yuxiang who was sitting on the sofa as motionless as a mountain. After watching for a while, he whispered: "which one?"

Wu Xue was taken aback: "What is it?"

"Boyfriend!"

"Neither of them..." Wu Xue looked back at Gu Tao, dumbfounded, "This is the friend I invited to treat Wu Hua."

"Wu Hua is not sick..." The old man shook his head and sighed, "And they are so young, what can they see?"

"You'll know then."

Wu Xue said mysteriously, her father certainly didn't know what kind of existence these two young boys looked like, but she did.He Yuxiang, who is more familiar, is not only famous in H City, but his name is so big that everyone in the circle knows this guy all over the country. After all, the eldest and second children of the three brothers and sisters of the He family are all top figures.Although Gu Tao is not as famous as He Yuxiang, he is Xin Chen's younger brother, and there are various signs that Xin Chen obeys this younger brother, and the younger sister who won't let anyone touch him has also become his girlfriend.In addition, at noon, he didn't have any burden when he attacked He Yuxiang, and a person of He Yuxiang's level actually admitted to being cowardly after being beaten by him, so...

"Smelly girl, you've been nagging all day long. I'm not talking about you. You'd better stay away from those weird people. And when will you get me a son-in-law? You're [-] years old, [-] years old. Do you understand? How many thirties can a girl have? You don’t want any of the ones I introduced to you. Why do you look down on others? The guy that Uncle Chen introduced to you last time was pretty cool to me. Well, he's honest and kind, why don't you look down on him? Thirty, girl."

"Dad..." Wu Xue wanted to die: "My friend is still there, save me some face..."

And when Wu Xue was being scolded, her mother poked her head out from the outside and waved at her. She finally breathed a sigh of relief, and ran outside with her mother at a trot all the way.

"Xiaoxue, tell the truth, which of these two handsome guys do you like? Mom thinks they are both good. The one reading is taller and more sunny, and the one sitting on the sofa is more good-looking and has a calmer temperament, and they both look good. You have to be sure to touch the children of good families."

"Mom... why are you here too." Wu Xue almost collapsed: "I told you this is my friend."

"What are friends and not friends? Mom doesn't know about boys? Back then, your old lady and I were also a flower. How could there be a boy who was serious about being your friend." Wu Xue's mother looked like someone who had come here. Appearance: "I want Mom to see, the taller kid is not bad, you see he has a strong body, his eyes are bright, and he looks very good-looking when he smiles. Mom likes this. The one with fair skin is also good, but it feels soft , afraid of poor health. You can’t waste your big butt, let mom hug your grandson sooner.”

"Mom... why are you talking like that." Wu Xue glanced at Gu Tao and He Yuxiang cautiously, and whispered, "He has a girlfriend..."

"Which one? The taller one?"

"Um……"

"What are you afraid of if you have a girlfriend! No matter my Xiaoxue's knowledge, appearance, figure, or background, who have you ever been afraid of?"

Wu Xue scratched her head: "Xu Santang's niece."

"Xu Sandang...it's that bastard again." Wu Xuema stomped her feet fiercely: "No, I'll just give Xu Sandang a call and ask me what I owe him. He's been haunted for so many years."

"Don't...Mom, don't get excited."

Wu Xue's mother was obviously in charge at home, she didn't talk to Wu Xue at all, she just walked over and started calling Xu Sandang, she opened her mouth to curse as soon as she connected, it seemed that the two of them were very familiar...

"Xiao Cui...what's the matter with you?" Xu Sandang who was woken up by the phone in the early morning was very irritable, but when he saw the phone number, he was scared at that time: "Speak well...you can't talk well."

"Don't call me Xiao Cui, is that your name? Let me ask you, what does your niece mean?"

"My niece? What's wrong with the sixth son? Did she get into trouble with you?"

"Heh, you're still pretending to be confused, right? What's the matter? You're going to grab whatever my Wu family likes, right? Fortunately, I wasn't blind to follow you back then. That's what you are." Wu Xuema was so angry that her hands trembled: "Why did my niece snatch the person Xiaoxue fell in love with in the blink of an eye?"

"Who?" Xu Sandang was stunned for a moment: "What nonsense are you talking about? Did you drink fake wine?"

"You just drank fake wine, you drank horse urine! I ask you, I ask you if you want someone, will you give it?"

"Here! I'll give you whatever you want, can you stop scolding me? You've been scolding me for 40 years! What's more, you scolded me for not marrying me for 40 years. What's wrong with you!"

"Okay, Xu Sandang, what did you say back then? Now you're bitter about it, right? At the beginning, you ran away with that little girl for business, and now you blame me? Are you a man?"

"Tell me, who do you want?" Xu Sandang knew it, and he must not mess with this woman. After knowing her for four or fifty years, she knew her nature too well: "As long as you open your mouth."

"I want your niece's boyfriend, and my Xiaoxue also likes it."

"No." Xu Sandang resolutely refused: "Anything else is fine, you want my life, but this is not okay."

"Oh, man." Wu Xuema sneered: "If you don't give it, then I'll ask my Xiaoxue to grab it by herself."

"Whatever you want, see if Xin Chen can beat her to death." Xu Sandang was also a little annoyed: "My niece is Wuwei's daughter, you can try it."

After finishing speaking, Xu Sandang hung up the phone directly. After thinking for a while, he still dialed Liu Zi and told her everything, but Liu Zi didn't feel surprised at all. They laughed together.

"Liuzi, how can you still laugh?"

"Why don't I laugh, so uncle, you still have such a relationship? No wonder you have no plans to find another one after your aunt passed away. It's ok, I like this one."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I have met that little girl Wu Xue. She is not worse than you at all. When the time comes..."

"What then? Will I be afraid? And can she really be ashamed to that extent? All right, I have a lot going on, so I won't tell you."

But here, Wu Xue was so embarrassed that she was about to explode. She stood there and couldn't laugh or cry, while her mother kept her hands on her hips, talking endlessly about the tricks, saying that she would give her everything she could. Pass.

"Mom...you really misunderstood."

"I've raised you for 30 years, how can I not understand you? I know what fart you are going to fart when you lift your butt. When you led someone over just now, your eyes and movements, Mom can't mistake it."

"No... is it obvious?"

"Pretty obvious."

While talking, Wu Xue's father came over with a frown: "What are you muttering here, it's getting late, my elder brother..."

He was interrupted by his wife before he finished speaking: "Your elder brother, your elder brother, your elder brother, you don't remember what he did to us back then, right? If he is willing to help you, now The position of Xu Sandang is yours. Not to mention that bastard son of his family, if I hadn’t returned home a little earlier, who knows what he would do to me, Xiaoxue, this bastard, I wish he would die quickly.”

"Don't talk like that, it's in the past, it's a family anyway... I won't argue with you, and I can't compete with you, so it's kind of like paying him back. When you were sick, after all, it was paid by the elder brother and his family. . No matter what, we can’t just ignore him.”

"Okay... stop arguing, my friend is still inside, don't you embarrass yourself by making such a noise?"

"Yes, yes, Xiaoxue's matter is the most important thing, don't talk nonsense with you old bastard."

As she spoke, she walked into the room, enthusiastically brought Gu Tao and He Yuxiang to the dining room, and then deliberately arranged Wu Xue next to Gu Tao. So he didn't know anything about the little disturbance outside the porch just now.

But Wu Xue was beyond embarrassing, there was nothing wrong with it, but now her own mother made it look like the real thing, which instead made her cautious in front of Gu Tao.

"Sister Xue, are you not feeling well?" Gu Tao glanced at her: "You don't look very good."

"It's okay..." Although Wu Xue wandered among the men all day long, it was the first time that she felt so uncomfortable: "Just now I was beaten by my parents in mixed doubles."

"Hahaha..." Gu Tao laughed heartlessly: "That's right, in the eyes of the elders, if you don't find a boyfriend at the age of 30, you are sick. Didn't you see that the six sons are the fucking number one?" When I saw my enthusiasm for the first time, I was horrified."

"Oh..." Wu Xue turned her head slightly, said "Oh" lightly, and stopped talking.

At this time, the two elders also walked in, and Wu Xuema said with a smile on her face when she came over: "You guys, treat this as your own home, don't look at Xiaoxue wandering around among men all day, she is actually innocent It's terrible, I haven't talked about a relationship since I grew up."

"Mom... I... talked about..."

"Online dating doesn't count." Wu Xuema gave her a white look: "I was cheated of 5 yuan."

Gu Tao just took a sip of the soup and almost spit it all out. He Yuxiang couldn't stand it any longer, so he took out a tissue from his pocket and handed it to him: "The soup came out of his nostrils."

You can imagine Wu Xue's embarrassment now. She never expected that her mother would reveal all her little secrets. This caused her image of a veteran driver that she had worked so hard to maintain to collapse overnight. She was involved in online dating... and was defrauded of money. What a humiliation.

"Xiao Gu."

"Hey, I'm here. What's the matter, auntie?" Gu Tao didn't expect Wu Xue's mother to call him suddenly. He, who was still quietly sending messages to his six sons just now, was suddenly called out, and raised his head in a panic: "Why? gone?"

"How old are you?"

"I..." Gu Tao raised his fingers and calculated, "I'm already 26."

"Okay, okay, three years old is the best." Wu's mother nodded in satisfaction, and she liked Gu Tao's eyes more and more: "Where do you work?"

"Hmm..." Gu Tao thought for a while, "I'm a policeman."

"Good policeman, good policeman! Be upright." Mama Wu smiled even more. Before, she was worried that Gu Tao was a softie: "What do you usually like to do?"

Gu Tao was really confused this time. Didn't these questions really come to him when he went home to meet his parents for the first time?Judging by Wu Xue's appearance, did she trick herself and He Yuxiang into being his temporary boyfriend?possible!Judging from Wu Xue's mental activity, this matter is really possible, and because she is good-looking and sexy, no one will blame her.Well, it must be so.

"I don't usually have any hobbies. I like collecting specimens."

"My old man likes it too."

No, auntie.This specimen is not the same thing as what is on your cabinet. The specimens collected by Gu Tao will kill people if released, and many people will die.

"In the future, take care of Xiaoxue more. She is far away from home, and it is not easy for a girl in the city. Help Auntie take care of her more, and you don't know, our Xiaoxue sleeps very dishonestly, and is easy to catch a cold , if you have a chance, you..."

"Mom!!!!" Wu Xue's face was as red as if she had been in the sun all day. When Wu's mother said this, she finally couldn't help shouting: "Eat, eat!!!"

"Yes, yes, eat."

Even though she said so, Wu Ma's eyes lingered on Gu Tao's body all the time while eating, carefully observing his every move, whether it was the movement or manner during the meal, she was paid close attention to.

The blush on Wu Xue's face has not disappeared, she lowered her head and said nothing, the usual socialite in H City instantly turned into a shy little girl next door, and she was frighteningly quiet at the dinner table.

Well, sure, there should be some misunderstanding here.

Judging from Wu Xue's heartbeat and brain wave activity, all her mother's behaviors were unexpected, and probably the biggest victim here is herself.

"Xiao Gu, do you prefer a son or a daughter?"

"Pfft..." Gu Tao finally sprayed. He quickly wiped his mouth and the table clean, then coughed and said, "Auntie... it's just as good to have boys as girls, and daughters are also passed down to future generations."

He Yuxiang was already lying on the table laughing like a fool, his shoulders shrugged, and even the table began to shake, while Wu Xue was almost ashamed, she ate her meal in two or three bites, and put the bowl on the table , whispered: "I'll go down and feed Boss Huang first."

After speaking, she ran away as if fleeing.

It doesn't matter if she ran away, Gu Tao couldn't sit still anymore, and got up after eating three or two bites: "Uncle and aunt, I'm going down too, and I will go to her uncle's house with my senior sister."

"Well, I'll go too." He Yuxiang hurriedly followed with a stewed chicken foot in his mouth.

When they left, Mother Wu looked at Gu Tao's back like a kind old mother, and then said to Father Wu, "What a good boy."

"You can tell if he is a good boy after one meal? How can you be so patient?"

"Old man, are you getting more and more talkative?"

"No, no, you misunderstood." Father Wu hurriedly stopped: "Why is he a good boy?"

"Didn't you notice that he didn't show an impatient expression from the beginning to the end, and he didn't clear up his relationship with Xiaoxue. This is to protect our daughter's self-esteem, and the look in Xiaoxue's eyes doesn't seem to take advantage at all. You are an old man who knows how to eat without helping to look at it."

"I see what's the use, the children's business."

"I just like him. Look at the things you introduced. They are stupid, stupid, bad, and lewd. It's no wonder that Xiaoxue can like them. Our daughter's Don't you know how high your eyesight is?"

"But she's thirty..."

"Forty is fine! If you can't find a good one, you'd rather be single!"

Gu Tao and He Yuxiang, who walked down, are now standing in the yard watching Wu Xue feed the dogs. Wu Xue spreads the dog food while saying sorry to Gu Tao. She is obviously a mature woman, but she still blushes to the ears. The girl's style can be said to be superb.

"I can understand, I can understand." Gu Tao smiled and waved his hands: "There is no need to apologize."

Wu Xue hummed, then sighed: "It's getting late, let's go to Uncle's."

Uncle’s house is not far away, the straight-line distance is only 500 meters, but it may be the reason why some people in the village were bewitched by evil spirits during this time. It was only less than seven o'clock, but the whole sky was shrouded in a layer of mist, which He Yuxiang said was the mist in the mountains.He also said that the clear is fog and the turbid is miasma. The feng shui of this village is very good, but judging from the current signs, someone here must have messed with something that shouldn't be messed with. Besides Wu Xue's uncle's house, there must be other houses.

"By the way, sister Xue. What happened to your fourth uncle?" Gu Tao suddenly looked back at the house not far away.

"My fourth uncle?" Wu Xue also looked back: "What's wrong with him? He used to be in the transportation business, and his family was very good, but then he became addicted to gambling for some reason, and lost in the end. He ran away, and others were useless. In recent years, he has been relying on relatives to support him. Later, everyone thought it would be better for him to collect some living expenses every month, but he used the money given by everyone to gamble every month, and then went from house to house to eat and eat. Drink, now God hates ghosts, my father is more honest, he will give him food money every month, and it's just food money."

"Is there anything unusual about him recently?"

"Abnormal? I heard that he disappeared suddenly for a while, and after reappearing, he basically stopped talking to others, and usually fell asleep during the day, and would not go out until four or five in the afternoon. Oh, that's right... I have a cousin who said that he has seen him eat raw meat."

Gu Tao and He Yuxiang looked at each other, then nodded, but didn't say anything, just followed Wu Xue to her uncle's house.

Because Wu Xue had already said hello before, her uncle's family was already waiting at the door. However, seeing that she brought two such young people, her aunt's face darkened at that time, but But he did not make it clear, and He Yuxiang has been covering his mouth and nose with his hands since he approached the house.

"What did you smell?"

"Smelly." He Yuxiang rolled his eyes: "I'm about to vomit."

(End of this chapter)