Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 435 Shake, little bastards

"You guys have been doing well these days."

One early morning when there was no competition, Gu Tao was sitting on the balcony of a five-star hotel with his legs crossed to enjoy the cool and reading a book. He happened to see Huang Lei, who was full of energy and dressed like a dog, hurried out, so he stopped him .

"No la……"

"Nothing!"

Gu Tao's sudden seriousness shocked Huang Lei. He stood there, not knowing what to say.

"Are you planning a long-distance relationship?"

"I..." Huang Lei lowered his head at a loss: "I never thought about it."

"That won't work." Gu Tao shook his head: "Distance is something that tortures beauty. Her school is in Suining, a thousand kilometers away from you, and the transportation on both sides is inconvenient. Are you planning to rely on Internet calls every day? It will delay your studies!"

Huang Lei lowered his head, feeling a little heavy, but still nodded: "I see, Teacher Gu...I will explain it to her today."

"say what?"

"Just... I just treat her as an ordinary friend."

"Is your head broken? You are like this. If you were not my student, how dare you say such a thing to someone who can't find a wife in your village? Who are you?" Gu Tao threw the book away: "I She has completed her transfer procedures, she will go back to our school after packing up."

"what?"

"Ah?" Gu Tao looked up at him: "Are you deaf?"

"What?"

"roll!"

"Okay~!!"

It’s not a matter of asking Qing Yuzi to ask for someone, and the little girl’s sect said that there is no problem, because Gu Tao asked Jing Yuan to tell them that after Xinyin graduated, she could directly enter the base to work without the test. Conditions, the face is crooked with a smile.

Now on the road, who doesn't know that the base is a good place, everyone in it is talented, and there are all kinds of opportunities to meet the world. There is absolutely no way for ordinary people to enter, not only the exam but also the interview, and there is no certain ability. Just don't think about it, and go through the back door...they don't know where the door opens, so go ask Sect Master Gu?People's dragons see the head and see the end, so they go to seek the scriptures?Let's see if they take care of it.

So Xinyin suddenly had such a great opportunity, no matter what the reason was, at least if nothing happened, the child would be carefree all his life.

In the evening, Gu Tao called everyone together for a small meeting, which was simply about the tactical planning for tomorrow's team competition.How should I put it, the results of this single-player competition are a bit outrageous. They only lost one out of ten battles, and the lost one was complete due to Siyuan's absence. That is to say... these little bastards won all nine battles .

This can basically be said to be a miracle. Although Gu Tao deliberately arranged for people with relatively restrained attributes to play, the overall strength gap lies there. Gu Tao's previous prediction, the best result is probably to win five and lose four. , but unexpectedly they all won.

For example, Stable Ham Sausage, this girl who is nothing but a cat and annoying, his opponent is actually a super masculine chauvinist, people said that beating a woman is not a man, so he resolutely abstained.There was also that scene where Hammer came to the stage and tried his best to defeat the opponent, but the man on the opposite side had a goat attack at the very moment... The little mute was even more interesting. Stomach, pulled to the emergency room, directly abstained.

In this way, they actually got nine wins and one forfeit all the way, temporarily ranking first in individual competition points.

But then there will be troubles, the team battle of the high score group is not something that can be fooled by cheating and cheating, and it is impossible for the lucky opponent to abstain directly, so Gu Tao must educate him about this.

"Tomorrow's team competition, you will face the No.1 school in the previous competition. I won't talk about how you got here. They have achieved real results, and they may not be easy to seduce. They can be said to be professional players. , you perverts under Li Xiuling, please take care of yourself."

"Teacher Gu, how about abstaining?" Huang Lei stood up: "Now we have 2 points, and the gap with No. If we deduct 1 points and let the opponent get 25 points, our ranking will drop to the third place at most, and if they finish the team competition, their physical exertion will be very serious, and the cultural class that will follow will kill them. And you use their game time to give us tutoring cultural lessons, as long as the average score is [-] points higher, you can get No.[-]. And we only have nine people to calculate the average score, which is much easier than [-] people to calculate the average score Plus, they are all thinking about how to get the first place in the group, so it's strange that the cultural class can be good. We obviously can't beat it, so why don't we save our energy to raise the cultural class?"

Huang Lei's words made Gu Tao fall into deep thought, and soon he raised his head: "It's theoretically possible, but I'm really worried about you scumbags! And don't expect me to help you cheat."

"If we take the first place, we all get bonuses, right?" Chen Lili asked with a smile on her face, "How much is it..."

This guy's solo match is also very embarrassing, because the opponent's ability is space control, and her ability is space disturbance. After the opening, she directly interferes with the opponent, allowing the opponent's short-distance space teleportation to teleport herself to the auditorium, and her ability is space disturbance. According to the rule of losing if you leave the ring, Chen Lili won the game in ten seconds...

"I'll send you 100 yuan by myself."

"Call..."

Gu Tao was yelled at by the little bastards, but he said unhurriedly: "Then why don't you?"

"100 yuan is really not uncommon."

It was Ham Sausage who spoke: "In these days, no one has 100 or [-]."

"You don't want it, do you?" Gu Tao chuckled, "You don't want the [-] from the principal, do you?"

"What!!!"

At this moment, everyone became excited, including Xiuchen's eyes with a golden light. Although she did not have to worry about food and clothing, but because of her young age, the pocket money given by her family was at most a thousand yuan, and recently she was in a bad situation. Under the leadership of the girls, she walked into the vortex of cosmetics and luxury goods. After buying a whole set of 120 five-color lipsticks, the pocket money she had saved for many years was already stretched. The girl even instigated her to go for compensated dating...

Although Xiuchen is not very smart, she still knows what compensatory dating is. She firmly believes that if she really went there and was found out, death would be the lightest punishment, so she told Gu Tao about the person who instigated her compensatory dating , Gu Tao hung them up and beat them...

But these bad girls are very thick-skinned, and they don't care about Gu Tao beating them at all. Chen Lili even said in private that it feels good to be whipped...

But this is not the point. The point is 10 yuan.After asking clearly that it was not a total of 25 but [-] per person, the enthusiasm of this group of people exploded. They all discussed how to get the money. It is unrealistic for ten people to fight [-] people. It is definitely a group of noobs. It won't work, next time... maybe next time, but this time it will be in vain.

Then you can only play tricks on the culture test.

A comprehensive paper has 150 points, including three major subjects: Chinese, history and geography. Each item is worth 87 points. So according to the schools with the best cultural scores in the previous session, their average score was 1. To get No. 118.2, you must at least get an average score of [-] or above.

Adding up the three subjects, everyone can only deduct 1 points at most, so that it is possible to get No.[-].

This is too difficult...

"Is 10 yuan so easy to get?" Gu Tao folded his arms and laughed: "Anyway, think about it for yourself. Your average score in the last quality inspection was 61 points, and [-]% passed. Your grandfather's... the whole class Just a passing one."

Xiu Chen stuck out her tongue. She got the second lowest score in the class with 47 points.The only one who passed at that time was Siyuan, with a score of [-], and now the top student is lying in bed wondering if he will wake up. He wants to rely on these scumbags to bring the average score to around [-]. What a dream. ?
"Try it." Huang Lei held the pen tightly: "We abstained from the team competition and started to specialize in cultural courses."

"You decide for yourself."

Of course, in the end, everyone agreed to try to take the cultural class, but Gu Tao told them that if they wanted to take the cultural class, it would be worse than being beaten, and even the torture they received might be confrontational. A thousand times better than the competition.

But the little bastards who are already red-eyed because of 10 yuan can't listen to Gu Tao's words at all, and they just want to take the cultural path.

"Then don't blame me." Gu Tao laughed loudly: "You should die."

Resolutely abstaining from the team competition, this is understood by everyone. No matter how lucky they are, they have no objection at all in the team competition when facing a number nearly three times their own. Ten points will be deducted.Then, when other schools were actively preparing for the team competition, Gu Tao's hell devil training officially started.

At 05:30 on the first day, before dawn, Gu Tao yelled at everyone. Some guys who stayed up all night playing with their mobile phones couldn't get up, so Gu Tao pushed them into a bathtub filled with cold water, and then They were locked in the conference room of the hotel. Gu Tao held a one-meter-long bamboo stick in his hand: "There are four days before the cultural exam. Are you going to lose your skin in these four days?"

Huang Lei was dozing off, and then the sound of the whip hitting him, and without warning, Huang Lei jumped up. This time the whole class became more honest, and everyone became more energetic... …

And poor Huang Lei was beaten to the point of rolling on the table, tears came out of pain, but he didn't dare to say a word.

"Then everyone is awake." Gu Tao's whip whipped out a flower in his hand: "Then let's start."

Then a projection robot projected the test papers in front of everyone, and Gu Tao knocked on the table: "You have forty papers to do every day, and these papers cover all possible topics. Hahahaha, tremble, little boy Rabbits."

(End of this chapter)