Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 436 The result of devil training.

On the first day, the little bastards finally saw how gloomy the world is. Forty sets of papers a day, they can't rest until they finish writing.And every time a set is finished, the score will appear on the front of their paper, and the average score is only [-] points.

Gu Tao didn't explain, just let them continue doing it, crazy.By the afternoon, they were almost broken, but if they dared to resist, they were whipped.

"You chose the road yourself, regret it now?" Gu Tao's ferocious smile was like a nightshade: "It's too late!"

However, the advantage of this crazy mode is that even without explaining, after many similar and common questions, their average score has risen from forty to over 60, but this is still double the target. Once you reach your goal, keep writing!
After dinner, Gu Tao gave them 10 minutes to relax. During these 10 minutes, they could jump off a building or hang themselves, but if they did not die, they would have to continue to do their homework after 10 minutes!

Chen Lili was the first to complete forty papers, but Gu Tao felt that her last five papers were written by blind B, so she added ten papers to her.The slowest writer was Xiu Chen. She still had fifteen episodes to write until after ten o'clock. She watched the people around her leave one by one, and when she was the only one left, she sat there and groaned. cry.

"Cry? You have to finish writing even if you cry!"

Xiuchen with pear blossoms and rain is very charming, but he can't impress Gu Tao's hard-hearted heart. Even Gu Tao has been standing there with her until after one o'clock in the morning before finishing all the papers.

"Go back to sleep, see you at 05:30 tomorrow morning."

On the second day, the intensity of the hell training increased again. In addition to writing forty sets of papers, as long as the score was lower than the previous average score, a few points would be a few whips. Liu Qian was beaten six times for the first paper. Chen Lili was beaten with 21 lashes, and her sausage was awesome...not only did she not get beaten, but also raised her average score. The worst thing was Xiu Chen. The [-] lashes made her teary-eyed again, but this trick really didn't work. Gu Tao didn't care about her tears at all, just hit her and it's over.

Compared with girls, boys are quite good, because Gu Tao beats boys very hard, he has to kneel down after two hits, and basically is useless after ten hits, and girls spank their palms, but boys spank their buttocks. …For example, the little mute was spanked three times, so he could only lie on the table and do papers all day without even thinking about sticking his butt on the stool.

"You guys, you should know by now that there is no road in life that is not difficult." Gu Tao sat on the edge of the table with his rice bowl in his hand while eating, looking at the little bastards who were doing questions while eating: "Choose by yourself." Just go on the road, this world will be more cruel than mine, you have to be mentally prepared."

"Please be quiet." Huang Lei was chewing a piece of green vegetables while writing an ancient Chinese interpretation: "I have to think."

"Think slowly." Gu Tao started patrolling with a bowl in his hand, watching them answer questions while eating.

Suddenly, he kicked Chen Ming's ass: "What did you write? Write it blindly for me? The sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. What did you pick up for me? How long will it last? Was it the same question yesterday? Oh , Yesterday was reading comprehension, today is filling in the blanks, so it won’t work, right?”

After speaking, his whip hit Chen Ming's ass with a whirring sound.

"Ouch..." Chen Ming held his buttocks there, twisting back and forth.

"Don't let me see the situation of writing blindly to Lao Tzu again!!!"

Before the words fell, there was another sound of breaking through the air. This time it was Hammer who was hit. Gu Tao grabbed his ear and said violently: "Look at what you wrote? The French Revolution was led by Joan of Arc A revolution against human tyranny, why don't you write about the BUG crisis led by Assassin?"

"And you!" Gu Tao put down the bowl, and picked up the sausage next to the hammer: "Ah? The main reason for the formation of saline-alkali land is that humans defecate indiscriminately? Ah? You fucking...I..."

Gu Tao clutched his chest: "Ouch...you are so angry."

After a long time, Gu Tao sighed: "You continue to write to me, I will take my time."

Really, when Gu Tao read what they wrote, he really wanted to hit it with a hammer and kill them all.The beautiful Xiu Chen can write about the first emperor of the Tang Dynasty whose surname is Aisin Gioro. The incredibly smart Chen Qian can write about the highest peak in the world as Mount Fuji. The emperor wrote in the title of the memorial - You'd better give me a salary increase, otherwise I will change jobs.

What are these things?Gu Tao was so angry, the anger of gnashing his silver teeth!
"What's the matter, this is?" When he came to a quiet place, Gu Tao wanted to see the child relax, but when he opened it, there was a picture of the six children sitting on the sofa holding the child and playing with the Rubik's Cube: "Who made you so angry? "

"It's not those bastards!" Gu Tao thumped the wall hard a few times: "Really, I want to kill them all, and bury their bodies in the soil and plant orange trees on them."

"Hahahahaha... you can treat it like this as a teacher."

"Oh... really." Gu Tao clutched his chest: "You don't know, I almost opened the window just now and threw them down from the 28th floor."

"Don't worry."

"It's not urgent yet!!! The exam is in two days. If you're not in a hurry now, when will you be in a hurry?"

"How about...you just kill them all?"

"I'll go right away." Gu Tao stretched out the particle knife on his arm: "A knife on the back of the neck doesn't hurt at all."

"Oh...forget it, don't be impulsive." Liu Zi comforted softly: "Okay, it's fine. I'm still waiting for you to finish your work and go to Hong Kong."

"How are you doing over there?" Gu Tao took back the particle knife: "What's happening these days?"

"Is there any movement? There is no movement. I just caught two sneaky guys and shut them down. But I can handle this matter here. Why do you have to go there yourself?"

Gu Tao touched his chin: "Because I think this thing is very strange, driven by instinct, I want to have a look."

"It's up to you." Liuzi picked up the two babies and said, "Come, let the babies come to see their father."

Seeing the two children, Gu Tao immediately softened. The elder sister giggled at him, but the younger brother smiled perfunctorily. Gu Tao frowned and pointed at his younger brother: "This little thing needs to be beaten, wait a minute." The next time I go back and say anything, I have to beat him up."

As soon as the words fell, the younger brother smiled more happily than the older sister, not only happy, but also dancing...

"If you dare to touch him, I'm afraid I have to send you away early." Liu Zi sneered: "Do you think I cursed you to get liver cancer or stomach cancer?"

"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it, my body is more resistant than you think."

"Oh?" Liu Zi raised his eyebrows: "Then next time I will see how resistant you are, twenty or thirty."

Gu Tao cupped his hands and cupped his fists towards the six sons: "I'm going to watch the little bastards, goodbye!"

Returning to the little bastards again, they were all writing at their desks, not sure how serious they were, while Gu Tao started patrolling again.

At the end of the second day, the average score of each of their seats had risen to 83 from [-] on the first day. Xiuchen still needs to be a little lower than others, but it doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't stretch too much.

At the beginning of the third day, Gu Tao's supervision was escalated again. This time he even adopted an extremely cruel training mode, which was to hold back urine to write papers, and gave each of them a diuretic and a lot of water. After drinking the diuretic, there will be a urination every four to 10 minutes, and if you can't finish the paper in your hand... Hey, don't go!
This is very cruel, because the door is locked, and Gu Tao has the only key in his hand, so he guards the door and refuses to give out the papers until he finishes writing them. He urinates in the room under the eyes of everyone.This is simply a method of destroying human nature, but it is extremely efficient, because when holding back urine, the accuracy and memory effect are the best...

After three days of tossing, this group of people is no longer in good shape. Even the little lady Xiuchen, who has always been elegant, is now showing an extremely sloppy look. She took off her shoes and scratched her feet while writing. Question, put it under your nose and smell it after picking it up, it seems to have a refreshing effect.

Gu Tao quietly took this video and sent it to Xiu Ling. Xiu Ling first sent three exclamation points, and then asked, "What did you do to my elegant, lovely, quiet and delicate junior sister?"

"It's a way to relieve stress, look at others."

Sure enough, when Xiu Ling looked at other people, there were all kinds of weird postures, but Xiu Chen was the most normal one among them. The pen has been eaten in half, and there is a tennis ball with tooth marks beside it.

"You are so perverted!" Xiu Ling scolded.

"It's not that I'm a pervert." Gu Tao stroked his greasy hair: "I'm just like Ao Ying these days. It's the path they chose, so this is the only way."

"Forget it, just don't do anything to my junior sister."

"What can I do to her?" Gu Tao sent a sign rather helplessly: "These bastards are really driving me crazy."

Having said that, the results of these three days have really improved rapidly, from an average score of 97 to an average score of [-]. Although it was obtained in an inhumane and cruel way, this result is enough for them to take off with pride , but this is still not enough, because there is still a gap of [-] points, [-] points!

But on the fourth day, Gu Tao no longer asked them to do the questions. Instead, he collected all the questions with the highest error rate in the papers they had done in the past three days, made statistics, and then began to explain in detail.Among the nine people, the content of each test paper is different, so they cannot cheat. Although they are all within that range, the specific content is different, so Gu Tao has a lot of topics to talk about.

"What's this called? This is called a post-high-pressure cyclone, right? When a post-high-pressure cyclone appears..."

"Meng Haoran once wrote a poem called Abandoning the Master without Talent, and Being Sick and Dead. The Master actually refers to the time..."

"Do you know the time points of ancient history, modern history, and modern history? This is a compulsory question. If we encounter a short-answer question, we should answer it like this..."

A dignified prince, the youngest scientist of a centaur, a recognized genius player, and a great successor who is loved by thousands of people, he is now wearing a head of greasy hair, wearing eyes and holding a textbook, spitting He spoke eloquently for twelve hours in front of a bunch of haggard students.

"tomorrow morning."

Before the end of the last day: "Just perform on your own, leave the rest to fate, I will do my best."

When the exam day came, the little bastards rushed to the exam room in the bus. They were already fearless about the exam and the papers. When they sat there and saw that there was only one paper, they felt a little vaguely disdainful.

"Hold the grass... this question..."

"Fuck! This question."

When the exam papers were handed out, mourners filled the examination room, but when Gu Tao's little brats got the questions, they had a different reaction.

"Haha... Who is the master who knows the master and abandons him later, and who is the master who is sick and dead?"

"Also? What makes cirrostratus."

"Tsk tsk tsk...the watershed in modern and modern history and its related significance."

"Write two bamboo branch poems silently...it's too simple."

These topics, they don’t know how many times they wrote them wrongly and got beaten up several times in the past few days, but obviously this method is absolutely effective. Instinctively, I started to write in a hurry. One paper took two and a half hours to take the exam. Nine of them basically finished writing in four to 10 minutes, and then they checked repeatedly.

Because Mr. Gu said that those who submit the papers in advance will die.

After checking and revising and finally having nothing to do, they became bored again to write some scribbled words beautifully, and finally even started to draw on the draft paper...

When the hand-in bell rang, they rushed up and threw the papers on the invigilator's desk, as if they were liberated, and rushed out happily.

And when the other students went out one after another, they heard other people's discussions, why this time the paper was very over-the-top, it was very difficult, and the people who wrote the paper would eat shit, etc., but they felt that this paper was nothing at all. After all, there was such a magical question in the test paper that Gu Tao gave them-assuming that Song Huizong is 22 years old this year, ask: How many catties should Song Huizong have.

Think about it, the difficulty of today's exam is just like playing.

Walking out of the examination room, Gu Tao was already waiting outside, with his arms folded, a man in front of him was talking to him, his expression was not very good-looking.

"What's wrong with Mr. Gu?" Huang Lei and the others walked over together, looking at the person who talked to Gu Tao with an unkind expression: "Is someone looking for trouble?"

Gu Tao shook his head: "He is the little green hat of the brother school. We were talking about the students just now. These bastards are really worrying, and they are the same."

"Yeah." The teacher shook his head and sighed, then took off his hat, revealing his bald forehead: "Brother, I'm only 23, and I'm almost bald."

(End of this chapter)