Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 480 You...

"Blind date? Master, are you kidding me?"

"Yes." Xuanyin took a sip of black tea from his teacup, and said happily: "I have an old friend, known as the Immortal, the brother of the old man in Huzhong. You should know him. He has an apprentice who is very good-looking .”

"Master, are you trying to pick a dog? You're still looking good." Xiu Ling said in a dumbfounded voice, "Then in what capacity should I go?"

"Of course it's a daughter." Xuan Yin looked Xiu Ling up and down: "Well, I was thinking, my child must be worthy of the world's outstanding people. I've met that child twice, and it's not bad. Go and meet. "

"Okay..." Xiu Ling sighed, "Sect Master Li of Kunlun was ordered to go on a blind date."

"Hey! You are not allowed to use your male identity." Xuanyin quickly swallowed the tea: "You just say that you are Li Zongzhu's second junior sister, the old man's closed disciple."

"Okay, I'm familiar with this trick."

Spiritual cultivation is really angry and funny. It seems that all the old people in the world are interested in it. He is afraid that he will be treated as Gu Tao's little one, and he will have to sell it all night.But Xiu Ling thought it was funny, just relying on Gu Tao, how could he let himself follow him?Not to mention being small.

Pooh!
"I'm going on a blind date tonight."

Xiu Ling sent Gu Tao a message, but unexpectedly he didn't reply in a second today, he should be in class, at least that's how Xiu Ling comforted himself.

But before he returned half an hour later, Xiu Ling felt irritable and even wanted to lose his temper.After 45 minutes, Xiu Ling completely exploded, and she called Gu Tao directly: "What's the matter with you? You're playing big with me, right? I sent you a message and didn't reply?"

But the next moment, a female voice came from over there: "Cultivation? He didn't bring his mobile phone when he left this morning. Why don't you use the intercom to find him."

"Oh... Weiwei." Xiu Ling took a few deep breaths: "It's okay, I just want to scold him."

"Haha, you guys are so strange... OK, come and play at home when you have time." Weiwei laughed loudly: "Is sister still obedient recently?"

"Be obedient, she is just weaning and grinding her teeth. She is a little uncomfortable." Xiu Ling explained carefully: "In a few days, I will send my sister to stay with you for a few days."

"I'm afraid I can't. I'm going to South Korea to promote a movie tomorrow. I don't have time recently, so my sister will trouble you." Weiwei said with a little apology and helplessness: "I don't know if my sister still remembers me..."

The two chatted for a few words, hung up the phone, and Xiu Ling sat there with a blank expression on his face. He felt a sense of emptiness in his heart for some reason, but it was okay after thinking about it. He moved to the dressing table and began to put on makeup, preparing for the blind date at night. But as she was drawing, she suddenly found that the thrush pen she had was given by Gu Tao. She broke it without saying a word, threw it aside and started crying inexplicably.

After crying, she squatted on the ground and picked up the pen, and glued it up bit by bit with resin glue...

She combed her hair and pulled it up in a bun. The bean paste-colored lipstick and light-colored blush made her look cold and noble, and she was born with a peerless and independent look.Facing the mirror, she was in a daze for a long time, until Xuan Yin urged her outside, and she changed her clothes and went out.

"My child is unparalleled in the world!"

Xuanyin circled Xiuling a few times: "I really don't know which brat can surpass the heavens."

Xiu Ling smiled with difficulty, but did not speak.

"I know what you think." Xuanyin sighed: "I discussed it with your uncle. There are more capable people in Kunlun. Didn't that incompetent father of Jingyuan come back? It really can't be done, when the time comes It’s good to pass the position to him. Although that guy is not good at heart, his ability is second to none in Kunlun. He can also fascinate Phoenix. He is also a strange person. You are still young. If you really gave Kunlun your whole life , Master is ashamed to be a father."

"Master..."

"Needless to say, just like the younger one said, you don't like fighting and killing by nature, you love flowers and plants, you love sake and bitter tea, you love drizzle and snow, you love the beauty of mountains and rivers, Master will perfect you. "Xuan Yin said, but the conversation changed: "But today, this dear, you have to marry me."

Xiu Ling sighed dumbfounded.

"You take this." Xuan Yin took out a bracelet made of ice and snow from a small box, and put it on Xiu Ling's hand: "This is your teacher's wife's dowry before she was alive. The one was given to her when she got married, but I thought that the younger one is a daughter, and so is the older one, and the older one is not too young, so it is the same for the older one."

"Master... I can't help it. This is my wife..."

"Wear it if you tell me!" Xuan Yin stared at him, "What nonsense!"

Xiu Ling thinks that Master's temperament has also changed a bit. He was not like this before. Maybe this poisoning incident made him see the end of his life and know what is more important. Anyway, the former Xuanyin must have It is impossible to do such a thing that only the old father can do.

"Be polite to people after you go out. Also, girls, don't be too shrewd, just be stupid. Boys, it doesn't hurt to brag sometimes." Xuanyin held Xiu Ling's hand and began to mutter : "You have to give the boy some face outside, you know?"

"understood……"

"Also, don't use your usual face. Who are you always showing your face to? You should smile more."

Xiu Ling was silent for a while, and after thinking about it for a while, she realized that all her happy smiles were because of that bastard, and when she thought of this, she immediately became as cold as ice.

"Look, look, it's started again!" Xuan Yin slapped the table: "Are you honest and angry with me?"

"No..." Xiu Ling sat down, "I just thought of unclean and dirty things."

"Don't think about those things, just take a rest and start off."

Xuanyin watched Xiu Ling dragging his heavy steps away from his room, he sighed, walked to the terrace, looked at the senior brother who was sitting there drinking tea, stepped forward and kicked him: "Old man thing!"

"I'm wondering, why are you angry at me?" Xuan Hong raised his eyelids and glanced at Xuan Yin: "But I also find it strange, why is it that even the slightly promising girls in Kunlun don't want to be in Kunlun?"

"There must be a problem with Fengshui." Xuanyin sat opposite to his senior brother: "I think there is a problem with Fengshui, but what a fart you are, an old dog who will never marry for life."

"I don't expect your beloved apprentice to die with us in retirement together." Xuan Hong hummed a ditty, but after humming for a while, he suddenly sat up straight: "Speaking of which, the world of the Zong family is mysterious, the cultivation of the righteous way, Jingfeng Muyue is almost used up, have you prepared the name of the fourth generation? You can’t use the name of the branch family in the future, right?”

"No, let Zhengfeng think about it."

"Zhengfeng... That little thing is also a worry-free master, but his girl is interesting, I'm afraid you don't know, just relying on the power of that old little thing, Kunlun No guarantee."

"It's not about the man, that man is a bit evil, and my two daughters fell into his hands." Xuanyin patted the armrest vigorously: "I can't wait to wring his head off!"

"Old thing, don't you look at what era it is now. Heh, you, an old dog with a few teeth left, still twist people's necks? Let me tell you, within ten years, the world will belong to young people, you Open your eyes, please."

Xuan Yin let out a long sigh, and shook his head silently: "I screwed his head in the name of the heartbroken daughter's father."

"You can have this." Xuanhong took a sip of tea: "Twist the same."

At this time, Xiu Ling had already arrived in the city through the formation. She was sitting alone in the cafe, stirring the coffee gently in her hand, looking a little absent-minded.Every now and then, someone would come over and ask for the number and WeChat, but she basically ignored them.

She is in a very bad mood right now, and she really wants to have a fight with Xin Chen, but considering that there will be activities at night, a fight might be a cold deal.

"Xiu Ling, come out and fight?"

At this time, Xin Chen actually sent her a message. When she picked it up, she thought it was Gu Tao's, but when she saw that it was Xin Chen, the feeling of irritability returned, and she didn't even bother to return it.

"Aren't you here? Hurry up and fight, hurry up!" Xin Chen sent another urging message.

Xiu Ling directly blocked this guy...

"She won't come out." Xin Chen crossed his arms and said to Gu Tao, "And blocked me."

"Then I can't find anyone to test the sword. Have you provoked her again?"

"Why did I provoke her?" Xin Chen stroked his bare chin: "How about junior brother..."

"Get lost." Gu Tao spat at him, "I won't resist beating."

The newly developed primary physical version of Wan Jian Gui Zong has no one to try the sword, which made Xin Chen scratch his head. He and Gu Tao spent a long time in the martial arts arena, but the target was not exciting at all.However, although this Ten Thousand Swords Guizong is still the primary version, it is far from the effect of Meng Xiong's attracting ten thousand swords, but more than a hundred swords also have an overwhelming effect.

"It is said that there are [-] sword formations in Zhu Xian." Xin Chen said to Gu Tao.

"Hurry up, hurry up, the problem now is that it's useless to increase the synergy rate, I'm not trying to find a way." Gu Tao circled around the sword array on the ground a few times: "That's right! Let's try this model?"

"What mode? You said it."

"That's it..."

Gu Tao's idea is very simple, that is, Mengxiong is the highest level, and then use her as a guide to activate ten spirit swords infused with spiritual creatures, and each of these spirit swords can control a hundred relatively low-level spirit swords. There are hundreds of flying swords under each of the low-level flying swords, so that they come layer by layer, pulling and mobilizing the whole body.

"Are you sure this is not a pyramid scheme?" Xin Chen asked suspiciously.

"Don't care if it's a pyramid scheme or not, try it out. Look, according to the records, there are 40 swords in total in the four battles of Jade Immortals. Can you control them?"

"Three thousand will be able to drain me dry."

"That's right, what we can do is to control the sword with the sword, but the effect is not good now, the synchronization rate is too low. In that case, although there may be a slight delay, the number we can control is It has been greatly enhanced, not to mention 40, even 400 million can be controlled, and after adjustment and contact, the synchronization rate can be increased as much as possible." Gu Tao analyzed: "What the hell is that guy who cultivates spirits doing? Originally, I wanted to Get her a set of sword formations suitable for her, and when the time comes, you will draw the physical sword and draw the sword energy to launch the destruction together."

Xin Chen nodded again and again: "Cultivate both internally and externally, and kill immortals in light and dark. That is really a one-shot move to destroy the world."

But since he couldn't get in touch with Xiu Ling, Gu Tao didn't bother to bother. After practicing for a while, he looked at his watch: "It's getting late, what do you want for dinner?"

"I know a store that does a really good job of roasting durians."

"Is there any essential difference between that and microwave shit?" Gu Tao spat, and retched a bit by the way: "Don't say it, I'm going to throw up just thinking about it. Change!"

"You know that time Qianqian and I went to SH Disneyland to play, and found a very interesting restaurant, the food in it was very delicious, but only for two people, one more or one less will not work, each person's fixed consumption seems to be 2999 .”

Gu Tao looked Xin Chen up and down: "You fucking rice bug eats so extravagantly?"

"Oh, don't say that, I recently made more than 3 yuan from selling accounts, I invite you today."

A stingy guy like Xin Chen wants to treat someone?It had to be for his meal, so the two of them ran to that restaurant.This place... How should I put it, the whole scene is very ambiguously arranged, most of the people sitting inside are couples, the atmosphere is romantic, each person has a small private room, the lighting is dim, and someone is playing the violin.

Gu Tao will definitely not bring anyone to eat on this occasion, because the rule of only taking orders for two people is enough to fuck, whether to bring Liuzi, Weiwei or Eucalyptus... Eucalyptus does not eat meat.It's not suitable to leave anyone behind, and it's not suitable to bring anyone along, but today it's all a treat for Xin Chen, who has sold his account.

It's just that the atmosphere...is a bit gay for the two men.

"Do you have an appointment, gentlemen?"

"No." Xin Chen shook his head carelessly: "Is there any space? Get two."

And Gu Tao has already put on a mask, looking around furtively.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

"You fucking didn't tell me that this is such a gay restaurant. If I want someone to find out, it will really cause an uproar." Gu Tao lowered his voice and said viciously: "I knew it would be bad to come out with you."

"You're right!" Xin Chen nodded, and then covered his face with his arms.

"What are you covering up for?" Gu Tao pulled his arm off: "Are you afraid that you won't be noticeable enough?"

"The two gentlemen are really lucky. Someone unsubscribed three seconds ago." The waiter smiled and said to them: "Please follow me."

"Who is Mr.? He is a young lady." Gu Tao turned on the voice changer: "You know, young lady?"

The waiter was confused by him. He had never seen such a manly young lady, okay... Moreover, Gu Tao was wearing cropped pants for training today, and the hair on his legs was still hanging out.

"Junior brother... stop making trouble, it's so embarrassing."

"Go away!" Gu Tao cursed in a low voice.

(End of this chapter)