Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 481 A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god.

"Brother, do you know that I started smoking recently?"

Gu Tao burped: "I smoke occasionally, but I'm not addicted."

"Let's go, take the whole one?"

"Go to the back alley." Gu Tao took out a cigarette: "Do you know that I have good cigarettes?"

"I know you carry cigarettes with you, and the smell of your cigarettes is not found anywhere else." Xin Chen rubbed his hands, followed Gu Tao to the back alley after paying the bill, and the two of them lit a cigarette each, with a happy expression on their faces. , It seems that it is not enjoying the smoke but enjoying this time when the mind is blank and there is no need to think about anything.

"When do you plan to have a child?" Gu Tao squatted there: "Can Mengxiong wait for you, can Qianqian wait for you?"

"I'm also planning to discuss it recently. I met with Qianqian's parents. The Ming media must marry the Ming media, but it seems that it has been three years. In fact, the two of us are a little... dissatisfied with each other." Xin Chen Sighed: "I just feel that the shoes don't fit well."

"I'll fuck you." Gu Tao spat on the ground: "You are really a dirty thing, do you think you are Aaron Kwok? A pair of shoes you have worn for three years and say they don't fit? Are you What did people say? I’ll go back and tell my uncle, I can’t beat you to death, you bastard.”

"Don't..." Xin Chen hurriedly waved his hands, "I'm worried that it will delay others."

"You think you are not good enough...you really are not good enough, you are not good enough for rice bugs, waste, dead houses, squatting at home." Gu Tao shook his head and said: "No one will dislike you You have a broken body, why are you hypocritical."

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Xin Chen waved his hands a little irritably: "Go find something to drink."

"You are really an idiot." Gu Tao got up: "Let's go, let's go shopping and eat."

They walked out from the alley and walked towards the bustling pedestrian street, and just as they disappeared at the corner of the street, Xiu Ling got off a taxi and walked into a restaurant next to the restaurant where they had dinner just now. This place is much more normal than the one next door, it's just a decent restaurant, she looked up and walked in with no expression on her face.

When we came to the appointed place, the people inside were already waiting inside, Xiu Ling gently put the bag on the sofa of the booth: "Sorry, the road is a bit congested."

Opposite is a handsome man. After seeing the appearance of cultivating spirits, he couldn't calm down for a long time. Maybe he didn't expect the people from Kunlun to be so fashionable and beautiful, or maybe he didn't expect that there are such glamorous people in the world. woman.

"You... hello." Realizing his gaffe, he immediately sat up straight: "My surname is Meng, and I'm called Zhifei."

"Li Xiu..." Xiu Ling's eyes rolled: "Li Xiuchen, the Kunlun family's calligraphy master."

When Xiuchen was flipping through the recipes, Meng Ziming was watching her from the side. Whether it was temperament or eyes, they were almost perfect, and there were basically no flaws in her body. There was no strong perfume smell on her body, only a faint scent of sandalwood. The face with a little makeup on has delicate features, and the eyelashes are long and curly, just looking at it is mesmerizing.

"You are Sect Master Li's junior sister, right?"

"Yeah." Xiu Ling raised his eyes and looked at him: "We are three brothers and sisters."

"Oh..." Meng Ziming suddenly wanted to think of something, and said without words as if deliberately trying to distance himself: "I heard that Sect Master Li and Sect Master Gu..."

The pen in Xiu Ling's hand was broken with a snap, but he didn't stop yet: "Sect Master Li is actually a girl, right?"

Slowly raising his head, Xiu Ling fixed his eyes on his throat, and squeezed out: "Man."

"Oh... I just said that the rumors outside are not credible." Meng Ziming laughed to himself: "But even if Sect Master Li is a girl, I actually don't think it's true, because I think Sect Master Gu From any aspect, he is not worthy of Sect Master Li."

Xiu Ling raised his head slightly and smiled: "Yes, I'm not worthy."

"He, it's just luck, plus some money. If you ask me, he can't be regarded as a hero in the world." Meng Ziming said shaking his head, completely missing the smile on the corner of Xiu Ling's mouth.

After ordering, Xiu Ling handed the menu to the waiter, put one hand on his chin and looked at Meng Ziming: "Then who do you think is the hero of the world?"

"Let me tell you, Master Kunlun Xuanyin, this is definitely a hero. He single-handedly made Kunlun a new look, and he is enlightened and enlightened, so that Kunlun can still stand tall in the new era. This is a hero."

"Yeah." This flattery is great, Xiu Ling recognized it, after all, he is the master: "Then what?"

"Shushan Qingyuzi, he rose and fell three times. He carried the whole line of Shushan to the hall of elegance with his shoulders and hands. The ups and downs in it are not enough for outsiders, but after he became famous, he returned to the countryside. He should be a hero."

Qingyuzi... Ask that guy how he got up and down, he returned to Tianyuanju, he is now a tycoon in the catering industry, and he is almost monopolizing the Sichuan cuisine industry, okay?I just got into money and never got out. I followed that bastard all day long to open a trading company to sell handicrafts, handmade products, and agricultural products, to open a cultural industry company to promote tourism, and to open a film and television company to shoot online dramas. How can I look like a school? ...

But Xiu Ling was too lazy to expose him, and just nodded silently: "Who else?"

"The master of the Huashan Sect, Wuhua Daoist! Although he is a conservative person, he is enlightened and decisive, abides by his own way, and has high morals. He can be regarded as a hero."

"Pfft..." Xiu Ling suddenly laughed out loud, but quickly returned to normal: "Who else?"

"Of course there are also the couple, Sovereign Li and Mr. Jingyuan. One is the successor to the rule, the other is for the country and the people. They are young enough to be role models for the world. It's just that they don't seek fame and wealth, unlike Sovereign Gu. Taking advantage of other people's influence to promote one's own name, there are his shadows everywhere, and I would say that this is nothing more than a person who is trying to gain fame."

That guy is going to be pissed off when he hears that, right?Xiu Ling suddenly felt better, and his expression eased. He tilted his head and looked at the little brother in front of him: "What about you? Are you a hero?"

"Me?" Meng Ziming was silent for a moment: "For the time being, it doesn't count, but in the future, I will definitely have a place in the world. After we become Taoist couples, I plan to persuade Master to establish a sect, recruit more disciples, and glorify the lintel!"

"Get me a Laifu, buy an AK, and make it bigger and stronger?" Xiu Ling suddenly found that the way the dirty thing spoke was really interesting.

"Hahaha..." Mencius was overjoyed: "I didn't expect you to be so funny."

Is it funny?This is just the basic operation of that dirty thing. He talks a lot of swear words every day. He is basically used to the swearing by now, but why does it become funny when it comes to others?

"Then how do you plan to start?" Xiu Ling asked with interest: "Bigger and stronger."

"I...Master has his own way. My master said that our practice is most suitable for ordinary people who have no foundation. Maybe it won't be long before the name after Kunlun will become us."

Are you trying to rank after Kunlun?

Xiu Ling smiled, but didn't speak.She had read Dirty's plan, and his ambition and goal shocked her at the time, and it even looked like a bragging contest, but who would have known that in just a few years, He actually realized it step by step.

Kunlun?In his eyes, what is Kunlun? He didn't even go to study 33 days specifically.

From the dormitory area where 500 people couldn’t make it to the bustling world, he can shake his feet three times. All these spiritual cultivation can be seen in his eyes. When Kunlun took it out, he said that he was a top person from the top sect. Each of them is famous, but now everyone in the world doesn’t know him, Sect Master Gu, and all his figures are sold out. Although Xiu Ling himself said no, he still spent tens of thousands to buy a limited edition and put it in the house. .

And now...Xu Ling finds out that she is actually talking about the world situation with a person whose ultimate dream is to be ranked after Kunlun, she really thinks she is so ridiculous.

"I, Meng Ziming, dare not say that I am the most outstanding person, but looking at the world, except for a few people, I really don't pay attention to them."

During the meal, Meng Ziming smiled confidently and said, "One day, my name will be placed there."

Xiu Chen glanced back, the most eye-catching place in the eating place was the figure of Gu Tao's armor, and it was also a limited edition. It was a different version of the painting than mine, and it couldn't be bought outside!She watched for a while, then immediately got up and found the boss.

"Is that for sale?" Xiu Ling pointed at the figure: "This limited edition only has three sets, how do you have it?"

"Well, my daughter just works there, and her boss is also generous. As soon as she said I wanted it, she got me a set."

"Can't you sell it?"

"I don't sell it, I don't sell it, and I don't sell it for any money." The boss waved his hand: "Limited edition."

Xiu Ling returned to his seat resentfully, took a photo of the figure, and then sent the photo to the six sons: "I want this."

"Are you crazy?" Six sons sent a message: "What are you doing with this shit?"

"I have a nephew who wants it, but I can't buy it outside."

"Okay, you can choose tomorrow. There seem to be two sets of samples designed by my husband in the processing factory. The cost is too high. I won't do it. You can take them together."

Xiu Ling's eyes lit up immediately: "Then it's settled."

"Yes, yes, it's rubbish right there."

After putting down the phone, Xiu Ling smiled brightly, but Meng Ziming, who was opposite her, was stunned: "You... like this very much?"

"My nephew likes it." Xiu Ling suddenly became expressionless: "What did you just say?"

"I said, sooner or later, I will let me replace him and be put on top."

"A spiritual position?"

After Xiu Ling finished speaking, she suddenly covered her mouth, and she suddenly found that her thoughts had changed at some point. This style of language obviously did not belong to her, but to that dirty thing. Only he would say such words .

"You are so cute, hahaha..."

Facing Meng Ziming's compliment, Xiu Ling didn't feel happy at all, "You are so cute" can you just say it casually?

"I'm full." Xiu Ling wiped his mouth with displeasure: "Let's go."

"Ah?" Meng Ziming looked at the few dishes that hadn't been touched much: "It's a bit wasteful...Okay, I'll pay the bill."

"I'm already married." Xiu Ling said very calmly.

"Then... what a shame."

"It's nothing." Xiu Ling said with a smile, "I don't like spicy food very much."

To be honest, none of the dishes on the table can be eaten by cultivators. They are either too spicy or too greasy, but when I went out to eat with Gu Tao before, I also ate these things. I even went to the alley with him to eat there. The stinky pig intestines and snail noodles were not spicy or greasy at all, and she even ate more than Gu Tao.

"Okay, let's go." Meng Ziming got up: "Let's go find some dessert."

"Ah."

The two were walking on the street. Meng Ziming was not short, he was about the same height as Gu Tao, and in terms of appearance, he was actually not bad. That guy will also buy food at roadside stalls, let alone squat on the side of the road.

Of course, he will not be full of foul words like Gu Tao, and he will not curse at himself as soon as he opens his mouth. neckline, or patted his ass and said, "Oh, your ass is almost up to the washbasin."  …

Thinking of these things that should be angry, Xiu Ling suddenly burst out laughing, the kind that couldn't be restrained.

"What's wrong?" Meng Ziming looked at Xiu Ling who suddenly laughed out loud, "So happy all of a sudden."

Xiu Ling smiled and shook his head: "I just thought of a bastard."

"Which bastard can make Miss Li so happy?"

Suddenly an arm stretched out from behind her and hung around her shoulder, and then a dish of stinky stinky tofu was placed in front of her.

Xiu Ling was suddenly nauseated by the stench, but then she smelled a familiar smell, and she turned her head to look at the person hooking her shoulder.

"You are so bold. I sent you a message in the afternoon and you are blocked." After putting the stinky tofu in her hand, Gu Tao let go: "So I came here for a date."

At this time, Xin Chen also ran up from behind holding two cups of milk tea, looked at Xiu Ling: "Yo... this is not Li..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Tao stepped on his instep, then cleared his throat and said, "We'll talk about it tomorrow, you go on a date first."

"No...not...don't..." Xiu Ling panicked, "I didn't..."

"Okay." Gu Tao waved to her: "Have fun."

Seeing the back of Gu Tao and Xin Chen leaving together, Xiu Ling stood there at a loss, holding the stinky tofu with a bad smell in his hand, pouted his mouth and stomped his feet vigorously.

"Who is that...?"

"Two friends." Xiu Ling said coldly: "Let's go, leave them alone, crazy!"
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I added a paragraph specially for you not to eat bibimbap, after all, bibimbap is too cruel.

(End of this chapter)