Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 482 Girls always have a temper.

"Sissy is on a date!" Xin Chen was sitting on a bench in a small park drinking milk tea and eating stinky tofu: "Who is that guy next to you?"

"I don't know." Gu Tao squatted there and teased a dung beetle with a straw of milk tea: "She is still dressed like a dog."

"Aren't you jealous?"

"Why am I so jealous of her?" Gu Tao raised his head: "According to what you said, all the girls I know are not allowed to fall in love?"

"You're a scumbag."

"Brother, please help me. I'm your brother-in-law!" Gu Tao said dumbfoundedly, "I promised, I won't flirt with girls."

"You tease a lot."

"Shit."

Gu Tao stretched out: "But now I know why she blocked you. When someone is kissing me, if you send me a message to make a date, anyone with a sound mind will block you."

"It's obviously you who posted it, but you still ask people to hurry up, why don't you just say to see the approval."

"What's so good about that thing? Haven't you seen it?"

Xin Chen touched his chin and pondered for a moment: "Hmm..."

"Are you still wondering what's going on?" Gu Tao stood up: "Okay, I'm back, I haven't plugged in the water heater yet, I'm going back to take a shower and sleep."

"it is good."

"That's right." Gu Tao used a straw to pick up the dung beetle in front of Xin Chen: "Look at it."

"Dung beetle, what's the matter?"

"Well, dung beetle. Do you see what you have in common?"

Xin Chen: "???"

Gu Tao dropped the pipe: "You all like to eat stinky things."
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"I actually plan to keep pace with the times and no longer rely on the practice of becoming a master or a disciple. Those outdated things are no longer suitable for today's times. I plan to adopt more modern methods to make practice more interesting."

Meng Ziming was still talking about his tirade, but Xiuling was already absent-minded. It was not until he said "make practice more interesting" that Xiuling regained his composure and turned his head to look at him.

"Cultivation is never fun." She said coldly, "Interesting practice is always misleading students."

"But look at Sect Master Gu and his group, aren't they quite successful? I haven't seen how hard they practice."

This is really hehe, other people don’t know about spiritual cultivation, let’s just say that junior sister Xiuchen, it’s only been there for a long time, although her cultivation base has not improved significantly, but her understanding and control of power is no longer the same. During the chat, I learned that Gu Tao really beat people.Daily training can make people cry. You must know that Xiuchen has been a practitioner since he was a child. The aborigines in the practice world have pitifully exposed the calluses on their hands and feet for comfort, let alone those who have not had much contact with this People on the other side can imagine what kind of hardships they have experienced.

And the last time, when Xiuchen went to the training camp for the competition, she was forced to become a big girl with golden branches and jade leaves. In order to avoid being beaten, she could only walk on the verge of collapse. The slag turned into a quasi-scholar.

Is this funny?It's no fun at all!
Besides, those people in the base are usually laughing and joking, but Xiu Ling has seen their battles in the virtual arena with his own eyes. The cruelty and pain are definitely almost cruel, but this is what they have to experience every day. Is this interesting?At least Xiuling thinks it's really boring. The fun is playing a game, drinking a bottle of fat house water, sleeping until noon and reading a novel that makes people happy.

But the road to becoming stronger will never be fun, and pain is the root of strength, whether it is psychological or physical.Even Xiuling herself was beaten so hard by her master that she didn't dare to touch the water when she was practicing basic skills when she was a child. She even remembered the scene where the master wiped her tears while feeding her injured self, but she still had to practice the next day.

Why?It is because no matter what kind of practice it is, it must not be happy, comfortable or interesting!Power comes at a price.

Except for Xin Chen's animal, but even that animal has to experience severe pain enough to kill people when he practices body tempering for 10 minutes a day. This is one of the reasons why he only practiced for so little time a day. Geniuses are not Sitting there and watching a movie can become a genius. A genius may reach the destination faster than ordinary people, but the road from the beginning to the end still needs to be walked by oneself.

"I'm a little tired." Xiu Ling frowned: "Let's talk next time."

"Oh...well, how about tomorrow?"

"I have something to do tomorrow, please contact Wei X."

"Well, then I'll see you off."

"No, you can't enter the Kunlun formation."

After the separation, Xiuchen didn't go back to Kunlun at all. She didn't want to go back to Kunlun today. Instead, she went to the supermarket to buy a lot of junk food, and then bought barbecue and beer that cost hundreds of dollars. , but she still overestimated her food intake after all, she ate less than a third of it, and she couldn't eat any more, but there was still a lot of food left, so she went straight to Gu Tao's school with her things, She also thought about it, if someone found out, she would say it was an unannounced visit, and by the way, see if her sister was bullied here.

But as soon as she got in, she saw a huge black dragon lying on the playground and yawning. The black dragon also saw her, and then howled...

"Little bastard, what's your name!"

"Master... Senior Sister!" Xiu Chen ran out of the dormitory: "Why are you here? Did you bring me something to eat?"

Xiu Ling rolled his eyes: "Let me see how your studies are doing."

"Don't worry, do you want to see Mr. Gu? He went fishing just after he came back."

"What am I going to see him for? He's not qualified enough for me to make a special trip."

"Oh..." Xiuchen said to the black dragon, "Bebe, do you know that you are not allowed to swear in the future?"

"It scolded me?" Xiu Ling looked back at the black dragon: "What did it scold me for?"

Xiuchen coughed twice: "Forget it...don't care about it like a child."

"A child over 100 meters long? What on earth did it scold me for?"

"No...no..."

In fact, it was a real scolding, Heilong scolded Xiuling as an old witch, ugly, stinking shit... But Xiuchen couldn't say it, if she said it, her precious Heilong might be stewed with fragrant meat.But this little guy should be taught well. What he has learned the most these days is swear words. He learned all kinds of swear words from those stinky boys at school, and he is also sneaky.

"Okay, save some peanuts for me." Xiu Ling snatched the alcoholic peanut from Xiu Chen's hand, then turned around and left with a beer.

Holding a large pile of food, Xiu Chen looked at Xiu Ling's back and scratched his head strangely, then turned around and rushed into the dormitory: "Sisters, there is something delicious!"

And Xiu Ling turned around a few times, found the pond where Gu Taoye was fishing, sat down next to him with a beer in his hand, and watched the fish float quietly together.

"Didn't you go on a date?" Gu Tao picked up the beer and bit it away with his teeth: "Having wine and no food is not neglect."

"Yes, yes, how did you learn this all day long?" Xiu Ling threw peanuts on Gu Tao with a look of disgust: "Eat it yourself."

Kneading a handful of peanuts into his mouth, he happily took a sip of the cold beer with frost on it, and Gu Tao shivered happily: "Did you come to relatives? Are you so irritable? Why don't I just ask you on a date?" What's the matter?"

"It's not a date." Xiu Ling said coldly, "My master introduced me to an idiot and asked me to go on a blind date."

"Huh?" Gu Tao was stunned: "Blind date? Am I hallucinating?"

"No, it's just a blind date."

Blind date, Xiu Ling actually went on a blind date, this is really the biggest anecdote in the world.

"Does he know who you are? Who would be so bold as to have a blind date with you?"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Can you just shut up and let me be quiet?"

"Okay, okay." Gu Tao handed the beer to Xiu Ling: "The whole one?"

Xiuling took the bottle and drank the remaining half of the bottle of beer without saying a word, then grabbed the peanuts from Gu Tao's hand and poured it into his mouth.

"Hey!!!! You can leave me." Gu Tao reached out and grabbed it: "Just eat two or three of the wine. How can you eat it like this and learn to drink with others. cigarette?"

"Come on!" Xiu Ling stretched out his hand towards Gu Tao: "Give me wine, give me cigarettes."

"Okay, okay, here you are." Gu Tao gave Xiuchen both the cigarette and the wine: "Grandpa, can I light it for you?"

"Come on, click on it."

But... a person who doesn't know how to smoke, she was so choked up that she burst into tears after taking a sip, she threw the cigarette aside casually: "What a piece of junk."

"I won't learn it hard." Gu Tao picked up the cigarette, put it in his mouth and took a puff: "What's wrong with you? You've been bitching like a girl all night."

Xiu Ling hugged her knees: "I don't want to go on a blind date."

"Then don't go, what a big deal." Gu Tao suddenly pointed to a swaying shadow in the pond: "See, that's a bastard. I've been guarding it for three days. When I catch it, I'll bring it back for you to eat. .”

"Why are you still sitting here fishing for bastards!! Do you know what people say about you?"

Xiu Ling suddenly became irritable for no reason. She stood up and pointed at Gu Tao with a glass of wine in her hand: "They say that you are trying to gain fame, that you are taking advantage of the situation! They say that you are nothing at all. How can you even think about sitting here and fishing?" Bastard!!!"

Gu Tao was startled, raised his head and looked at Xiu Ling, whose face was red, and murmured weakly: "You scared me, bastard..."

"Let me ask you! What are you going to do? Are you going to be a rural teacher here all your life? No one cares about you here? Have you ever thought about the future? Are you promising?"

Faced with a series of questioning, Gu Tao was dumbfounded, his tone was not like cultivating spirit...like his wife.

"Ah..." Gu Tao paused for a while, ate some peanuts, and then clicked...

"Don't eat it!" Xiu Ling snatched the peanuts: "What are your plans?"

"Aren't you surprised that this barrier lake was formed about 1 years ago by the impact of mountain torrents, and then it stabilized like this without a second collapse. A complete biological system has also been established here , there are fish, shrimps, bastards, and peach blossom jellyfish, which have particularly high requirements on water quality.”

"I asked you something!"

"I'm answering you too." Gu Tao raised his head and looked at Xiu Ling seriously.

Xiuling was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"

(End of this chapter)