Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 497 Don't play tricks with scientists
"You can catch fish again, I'll watch you fish."

"Oh." Gu Tao continued to turn around and began to fight wits with that bully.

Although I don't know why some people like to watch others fish, but probably the masters have their own hobbies, so I can't tell.But before Gu Tao thought that this unlisted maniac would be like the ronin in the movie, with a cold face, but today I saw that except for the tattered wooden sword, the rest is basically an ordinary person doing morning exercises Well.

When Gu Tao turned his head again, the man was gone, but this time the bastard didn't catch it, instead he caught a big black fish weighing more than four catties. Gu Tao went back to school happily with the fish in his hand, and took the fish to the kitchen for a while. Fang: "Old Zheng! It's an extra meal today."

Old Zheng, who was chopping peppers, came over and took a look: "Yo, not bad, this must be more than four catties, and I will eat boiled fish at night."

"Okay!" Gu Tao rubbed his hands: "I like boiled fish the most. Oh, by the way. I met a weirdo just now when I was fishing. He came here to find the Magic Sword Sect. Do you think such an old-fashioned sect can really exist? ?"

"Yes." Lao Zheng nodded: "But it disappeared 20 years ago."

"Where did it go?"

"It's all dead, I can't recruit apprentices, and the species is extinct." Lao Zheng began to deal with Heiyu skillfully: "This school was built on the original open space of Shendaomen, and the house was pushed away."

"That's it..." Gu Tao stroked his chin: "No wonder I said why I didn't know there was such a school."

"How old were you at that time." Old Zheng smiled and said to the octopus guy next to him: "I want fish tonight, do you want chili?"

"Yes, yes!" Octopus nodded vigorously: "It's so spicy."

Gu Tao turned his head and looked at the octopus man on the ground: "I said, why do you stay here all day? Don't you eat enough? Look at your fat ball."

"Fuck your ass."

Octopus shook his fat buttocks and jumped onto the dining table outside, yawned, lay on his back and began to sleep, while Gu Tao squeezed a chili and crushed it in his hand, walked forward and wiped it on it when he was not prepared. The octopus fell on the buttocks of the octopus guy, and the octopus guy bounced up like lightning, and then chased Gu Tao frantically.

"It's so cheap." Lao Zheng raised his head and glanced at Gu Tao, then lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "Chili, Chinese prickly ash, bean sprouts, lettuce... what else is there?"

After finally calming down its anger by taking the octopus guy to the city to play, Gu Tao came to the sleeping Queen of Nightmare again, squatted in front of her and untied her shoelaces on the rocking chair, Later, she braided a shofar braid.

Xiao Longren, who was sitting next to him holding a cell phone and video chatting with his daughter, was really a little confused when he saw Gu Tao's behavior. He couldn't get in touch with him before because he was not a teacher in his class. Later, he mostly came into contact with him because he saw that Teacher Gu was handsome. Erudite side, but in the past few days, her understanding of Teacher Gu has really reached a new level. He is probably the most mean-spirited and mean-tongued person Xiaolongren has ever seen in his life. It's okay. That hand is really annoying. Don't let him idle. As long as he is idle, he will definitely torment others. No one can be spared. Even I have been frightened by him several times. Anyway, I'll be fine. up.

"when are you leaving?"

While Gu Tao was braiding the queen's horn braid, the queen suddenly opened her eyes, the shoelaces tied under her feet were automatically untied, and then tied back to the shoe, and a braided horn braid that had already been braided was automatically undone and restored Became the original.It seems that he already knew what Gu Tao was doing.

"Early tomorrow morning."

"Get out of here early, you're so annoying."

Gu Tao: "..."

"Yes, he is really annoying." The octopus also jumped up to the third floor, rubbing his butt against the pillars non-stop: "I can't wait to kill him."

"You don't like me anymore, I'm so sad."

"You should also do something that people like, please be a human being."

What the octopus guy said made the little dragon man next to him laugh out loud, and Gu Tao looked back at her. She immediately stood up and was about to leave, but Gu Tao pointed: "Wait a minute."

Xiaolongren walked up to Gu Tao cautiously: "Teacher Gu..."

"Xiaoxue said that your family will give her a meal every three days, what's the matter with eating a little bit?"

"Dragon people usually only eat once every three months... She has eaten very frequently. And is she called eating a little?" The little dragonman couldn't help scratching his head when he mentioned his daughter's food intake: "You see, she is a little big, but She can eat seven things that weigh as much as me... You can't eat like this, it will be bad."

"Huh?" Gu Tao was stunned: "She usually doesn't eat much..."

"That's because she's cowardly and doesn't dare to eat it. You can try it after you let her get used to the environment. Ordinary families will be eaten and bankrupt."

Gu Tao scratched his head: "What does she usually like to eat?"

"Eating fish, she can eat more than 800 catties of fish in one meal, but in fact, eating one or two catties is enough to fill her stomach. She is only a little big, and she doesn't know where the food she eats goes."

Can I still get it?It is directly converted into energy and stored. It seems that Xiaolongnu's family is wrongly blamed. It is not child abuse but she is too good to eat... But since what she needs is energy, can't it be okay without food?
Gu Tao thought for a while, and went directly to the pursuer and went to Kunlun.

Going to Kunlun again, Xiu Ling put his hips on his hips and blocked him at the entrance of Shuiyang Palace, not letting him in at all: "I spent a whole day making pastries today, if you touch another piece, your legs will be broken."

"I came up here to see the child."

"Go, go, don't look." Xiu Ling waved at him: "Ghost knows what you're thinking."

"Little Snow."

"What do you see her doing?"

"How much does she eat for a meal?" Gu Tao asked in a low voice, "You can't bear it."

"She can only eat a few things. She just ate a piece of meat pie yesterday and she was full." Xiu Ling felt quite surprised: "If I can't carry a little food...you underestimate Kunlun too much."

Gu Tao smiled: "How many snacks do you have in the kitchen now?"

"A hundred catties, what's the matter?"

"give me."

"Go away! That's your daughter's ration, can you be more human?"

"It's not for me to eat, let's do a test, don't go in, let me see Xiaoxue alone, just watch it secretly."

"Okay, let's see what you're up to."

Soon, Gu Tao walked into the back room with a huge food box. Xiaoxue was very happy to see Gu Tao coming, stood up and threw herself into his arms, and Gu Tao touched her head: "I secretly I brought you something to eat, so don’t tell anyone.”

As he said that, he put the food box on the ground: "Eat whatever you want!"

When Xiaoxue saw those pastries, her eyes sparkled, but she still looked up at Gu Tao with some hesitation: "Can I really eat it?"

"Of course you can eat it, eat it." Gu Tao nodded.

Next, Xiu Ling, who was peeking outside, witnessed an inhuman gluttony process. A little girl with legs as long as hers sat on the ground and ate all 130 five catties of various foods in one bite. He was clean and drank five bottles of five liters of Coke brought by Gu Tao, as well as the energy bar that Gu Tao carried with him.

I know the power of that energy bar very clearly. Last time I was so hungry that I took a bite of it. Just one bite... It swept away my hunger. I had no appetite at all for the next three days and even gained ten pounds. It took half a month of dieting and intensive spiritual practice to get rid of those ten pounds of meat from my stomach.

But Xiaoxue ate up the whole energy bar by herself, she ate up this energy bar that can replenish the energy needed for a whole day's physical labor with just one lick!
"Are you full?" Gu Tao pinched Xiaoxue's face: "I see you want to sleep."

"Hmm..." Xiaoxue rubbed her eyes, "I'm sleepy."

"Go to sleep for a while."

"Are you going to leave later?" Xiaoxue looked at Gu Tao pitifully: "Then I won't sleep..."

"Don't worry, I will come often."

"Then I'm going to sleep..."

She climbed into bed and covered herself with quilt. She fell into sleep almost instantly. Gu Tao also walked out and looked at Xiu Ling with a smile: "I didn't eat a piece."

"My God..." Xiu Ling blinked her eyes and said in disbelief: "This is too edible, how can she feed on this, how can she eat it!"

"Right." Gu Tao spread his hands: "I said you can't afford it."

"Then what should I do? You can't abandon her." Gu Tao said, opened his backpack for programmers, and took out a kraft paper box: "Just now I scanned her eating style, her stomach needs are actually It’s very small, mainly because of the energy requirement, those foods are directly converted into energy by her, I thought that if the little black dragon can use it, she should be able to use it too, they are all dragons.”

As he said that, Gu Tao opened the box, and there were 48 palm-sized antimatter batteries neatly arranged inside: "Little Black Dragon and Little White Dragon are half a person."

Xiu Ling looked down at the box: "You are really generous. My master and uncle have studied this thing carefully. My uncle said that this thing is as good as the 33-day-old superb spirit stone. Every piece of it is Baby, you are doing wholesale."

"Before the breakthrough in technology, this thing is really precious." Gu Tao put the box on the table: "Remember, give her one, and the next one will be given after three months! Xiaoheixiaobai it's the same!"

"What will happen if you give them all?"

"Hehe, I believe that Xiaoxue's problem is not big, but she will become a mentally retarded beautiful girl. As for the little black dragon, I can't guarantee that you, Kunlun, can suppress a dark dragon king, especially the little black dragon's virtue. Don't bother me then ah."

"I see." Xiu Ling carefully held the box in his hand.

"These are Xiaoheixiaobai's food, and it's my child support."
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I updated it at this time because I was going out to save the manuscript at the end of the month... It's so hard, I'm about to collapse.

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