Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 498 Don't play tricks with scientists
When Gu Tao was going down the mountain, he happened to meet a girl in black who was knocking on the mountain gate. This girl was wrapped up tightly, with a big hood and a hood, so it was hard to tell whether it was a human or a ghost.

He looked at the girl, and the girl looked at him, and the two of them stared suddenly.

"It's been 33 days?" Gu Tao nodded to her: "The appearance is pretty cool."

"You're not bad either." The girl's voice was that of a young lady, and it sounded aggressive.

"Don't look for Kunlun, Kunlun's second and fifth boy." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I will sell you at that time."

"What are you, tell me what to do." The woman raised her head high: "This is a matter of 33 days, don't get into trouble."

Gu Tao pointed at himself: "I, inner sect master, you are deadly enemies."

The woman sneered: "I'm still going to the 33rd Heavenly King, and the rest are waiting to retreat and disperse."

"Oh, you still don't believe it!" Gu Tao fumbled around, and after taking out a lot of things, he found that he didn't bring any documents: "I didn't bring anything."

"Funny..." The woman shook her head helplessly, and said to herself, "Why is there still a mental illness on Kunlun?"

"Eh? You made a mistake. Neurosis is neurosis. There is a problem with your concept. You should say it is mental illness. Mental illness is a disease of the mental system." Gu Tao corrected seriously: "There is a big difference between the two sides. , You will suffer if you are so uneducated."

The woman turned her head and ignored him, but Gu Tao took the initiative to lean over: "Do you have WeChat? Add one."

"roll!"

"I'm serious, add one and add one, I'm very curious about what people do on a daily basis for 33 days, and what you're talking about doesn't sound like an antique from hundreds of years ago."

"You... are so annoying!" The woman gritted her teeth and looked at Gu Tao: "Get out of here."

"Let's add one more..." Gu Tao walked around a woman a few times: "You must not dress like this every day, right? What kind of clothes do you usually wear? And, last 33 days, there must be many of you. Well, isn't it coming out soon, what are you going to do after that?"

"If you don't leave, I'll kill you."

"Hey, hey, this is the boundary of Kunlun, you use force? Did you see the tablet unloading the knife behind it? It's not good."

The woman was waiting for the formation to open with her hips crossed, and Gu Tao looked at her and smiled: "I'll go talk to them and let them open the door for you."

Gu Tao re-entered the formation and found the guard in charge of the formation. He walked over and said, "Do you know that person outside?"

"I know, Sect Master Gu."

"In this case, one of you can come with me and tell her that the sect leader is discussing whether to meet the 33rd person and ask her to wait for a while."

"But..." the guard pointed at Taoist Zhengfeng who was sitting next to him and said, "The sect master... is here."

Zhengfeng crossed his arms and looked at Gu Tao: "What tricks are you going to do?"

"Ah... Isn't this Jingyuan father, are you here? You just listen to my arrangement? I want to get to know the person who has been there for 33 days." Gu Tao raised a finger: "That's the decision."

"Don't mess around, if you really want to let them know that Kunlun and the inner gate are closed, they will explode."

"It's a girl." Gu Tao gave him a look.

"Does it look good?"

"I can't tell, I'm covering my face..."

Zhengfeng clapped his hands: "Okay! I'll go with you."

At this time, Jingyuan's roar sounded from the communicators of Gu Tao and Zhengfeng: "You two should be more serious!!!!"

"You don't turn off the communicator?" Gu Tao looked at Zhengfeng: "Crazy?"

"Can this thing be turned off?" Zhengfeng took off the communicator on his ear: "I haven't touched it..."

"That's great. I already know all the dirty things you did."

In the end, Zhengfeng went out with Gu Tao. He used the magic trick to make himself look like he was only in his 20s.And Gu Tao looked at Zhengfeng, and asked in surprise: "You were really like this when you were young?"

"That's true." Zhengfeng flicked his hair: "It's a little more handsome than this, and the transformation technique can't change the spirit."

No wonder the mount is the man of Phoenix, this is really handsome, with a standard male protagonist appearance, a piece of broken hair covering his eyebrows, an unruly smile on the corner of his mouth, and a chic gesture.His eyes are clean and bright. If Gu Tao didn't know his inner core, he would not dare to joke with such a gentleman.

"How was the Phoenix experience?"

"It's over when it's cool." Zhengfeng nodded and said, "The body temperature is high and hot."

"Tuigui..." Gu Tao rubbed his hands together, "Amazing."

"You are still far away." Zhengfeng suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Tao: "Do you know about Phoenix having a daughter?"

"I know."

"I can ask Fenghuang to give you my daughter, and you can let Jingyuan go."

"Huh?" Gu Tao stood still and looked at Zhengfeng: "What are you talking about? Can this be exchanged?"

"Don't waste the scriptures, my eldest son is useless..."

"Why would I ruin her..." Gu Tao shook his head and said, "I'm not that kind of person. By the way, is Phoenix's daughter pretty?"

Zhengfeng showed a mysterious smile: "The best in the world! If it weren't for my relationship with her mother, huh..."

Gu Tao nodded and flicked his ears: "Jingyuan, did you hear that?"

"I heard it." Jing Yuan's cold voice came again from their communicator: "Zhengfeng, you are such a proud and immortal person."

"Baby... you listen to my explanation... you listen to my explanation..."

"Don't call me baby!!!" Jing Yuan shouted until his voice broke, and then cut off the communication.

Zheng Feng pointed at Gu Tao angrily: "You can do it. It's not common for you to be as small-minded as you are."

"Forgot to turn it off."

One person per round, that’s fine!Zheng Feng was convinced. This grandson was really like the rumors. He was a great gangster. Even someone as old as himself could be defeated by him.

"You wait for me."

"come on."

"Okay, I'll risk it. If you have the guts, just insist on never calling me father-in-law again."

"I have nothing to do with Jingyuan."

"I am her father and you are her father? I understand her and you understand her?"

Okay... Gu Tao couldn't argue with the furious Zhengfeng, so he had to take him to the girl who had been in the 33rd day. As soon as Zhengfeng saw the people outside, he raised his foot and kicked Gu Tao. Ass, then turn around and run...

"Uncle Zhengfeng, long time no see, where are you going?"

Gu Tao turned his head and grabbed Zhengfeng's belt, and said in a low voice, "Who is this..."

"Cao Cao."

The girl outside looked at Zhengfeng who had run a few steps with a smile and took off her mask.

The best in the world! ! !

It is really a masterpiece in the world!The old hooligan's other words are farting, but the evaluation of the girl is really important reference material. If this is the daughter of Fenghuang, then she can really be said to be a person who is all over the country. If you have to talk to the six sons In terms of comparison, Liu Zi's facial features are very grand, showing the temperament of a lady everywhere, and this girl is definitely a model of Xiaojiabiyu.

More importantly, she has the blood of the Phoenix and has a high body temperature!
"Oh, Xiaofeng. I haven't seen you for a long time. Come in, don't stand around stupidly."

"I can't get in." She said delicately to Zhengfeng, "Kunlun doesn't welcome me."

"I'm going to find the old man. Don't worry, I'll be back right away. You can chat with this little bastard to relieve boredom." After finishing speaking, Zhengfeng ran away without stopping for a moment.

"Him?" Xiaofeng glanced at Gu Tao: "He... bah!"

"Girls, don't be so disgusting." Gu Tao leaned beside him and hugged his arms: "Such a beautiful girl, spitting everywhere."

"Beautiful? Then lick my saliva."

"Wow...you are really disgusting!" Gu Tao laughed: "Oh, you know? In fact, snot is phlegm. When you inhaled just now, you actually sucked the snot in your mouth and spit it out. Does it feel salty? Yes?"

Xiaofeng's complexion gradually became ugly, but Gu Tao didn't stop, and continued: "In fact, eyes, ears, mouth and nose all have inner channels. For example, if your ears are suppurated, the pus will follow the inner channels. It flows into your mouth, and that thing has a delicious taste instead."

"Stop talking! It's disgusting!"

"Hey, you disgust me first." Gu Tao spread his hands, "Don't mess with a scientist, your ability to bear it is far behind."

But after Gu Tao finished speaking, Xiaofeng didn't speak anymore, and waited for Zhengfeng to open the door for her with a cold face, while Gu Tao stood there waiting quietly, looking up and down at the beautiful girl in front of her.

"What are you looking at?"

"I'm analyzing whether you are dark or pink through the mucous membrane of your lips."

Xiaofeng picked up the weapon in her hand and threw it at Gu Tao, but the formation couldn't penetrate at all. The long whip hit the formation, and then bounced back, leaving a blood mark on her hand. Xiaofeng He was so angry that he breathed heavily: "If you fall into my hands one day, I will make you want to die so hard to die."

"If you fall into my hands one day, guess what will happen?"

Xiaofeng rolled her eyes and said with a sneer, "It's up to you?"

"Hey, are you wearing standard work clothes for 33 days? This is what you wear. I saw a few people last time, and they all wore the same clothes as you."

"Get out, I don't want to talk to you, if this is not in Kunlun, I will definitely kill you."

"Then I'll ask you if you dare to add me on WeChat, and I'll give you a chance to kill me outside."

"Am I afraid of you?" Xiaofeng took out her mobile phone: "I'll scan you! Don't play tricks!"

Gu Tao smiled secretly, and when Xiaofeng scanned Gu Tao's QR code with her mobile phone, all her chat records, text messages, personal identity, daily location, Alipay, WeChat and other personal information were all entered into Gu Tao's account. Tao's database.

Gu Tao whistled: "See you later, little beauty."

(End of this chapter)